AG- You're finally updating?!

Luraia- Yes, why is that so hard to believe?

AG- because you never update when you say you will.

Luraia- uh,... I guess you're right. oh wells. anywho, I am indeed posting a new chappy, its just taken me a while to get rid of something called WRITER'S BLOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AG- umm,... Lu Lu?

Luraia-WHAT?! and don't call me that!!

AG- I think you just made our readers deaf.

Luraia- O.o really? oh well, I least I haven't blinded them yet. ^.^

AG: -.-U by the way,... we don't own anything in this fic, except the freakish plot line that's actually pretty pointless.

Luraia- ^.^ alrighty then, on with the ficy fic. I'll never get over that CHIP. hehhehehhehhe :P

Crossover Chaos

ch.4

Confusion for Inu-chan

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "What in the hell just happened?!" Inuyasha yelled over the commotion.

"What does it look like, Inuyasha? Our friend was nearly killed by a bomb, you baka!!" Kagome yelled back at him.

"Umm,... Kagome?" he asked back a little cautious due to what she might do to him if he said something that offended her. Namely, the stupid prayer beads wrapped around his neck. Kagome just ignored him. He looked at Sango and the rest of his little pack to see if they had any idea as to what was going on. Even Kaede shrugged, not knowing. He tried Kagome again. "What exactly is a 'bomb'?"

Everyone but those from the Feudal Era fell to the floor in disbelief. Kagome just slapped her forehead and said, "I should have known."

Duo was the first on his feet. (A.N.- surprised? I was.) "You guys mean to tell me that you've never seen or heard of a bomb before?"

The group nodded. Duo suddenly grinned devilishly and a spark came to his eyes. Heero recognized the look straight off and sent the rest of his friends a look that said 'this is not good. The God of Death is loose'. Quatre sighed, Wufei shook his head, and Trowa just stood there. (A.N.- He doesn't talk much does he?) Before he could do anything, though, Duo was already speaking.

"Well, then, follow me. I can certainly show you how one works in person," he said, his mischeivious smile never leaving his face. The Fuedal Era group just stood as still as statues, not having a single clue as to what Duo was talking about. But, sure enough, they started to follow him towards the G guy's apartment complex.

"Duo," Heero's commanding voice rang in Duo's ears. He flinched before turning around to look at him team mate.

"What?" he sounded slightly as if someone had crushed his favourite toy.

"Don't even think about it."

"Aahhhh, but Hee-chan. These people have no idea of the dangers of this time period, I have to be a good samaritan here and teach them about it," Duo pouted.

"No, Duo. They'll learn on their own if they have to. You are not going near anything that explodes right now. Remember last month's little insident?"

"Damn you, Heero. You always spoil my fun."

"I think that he's just trying to make sure that you don't do anything that might result in you lacking a body part, Duo. Namely that dumb ass braid of yours, because if you blow our apartment all to hell again you can be sure that you won't have anymore hair. I'll cut the damn thing OFF!!!!" Wufei expressed his displeasure in Duo handling explosives near their home. (A.N.- did I *have* to tell you who that was?)

"It was an accident last time," Duo whined.

The rest of the people who had gathered near looked completely confused as to what in the world was going on. This was not something that they saw everyday. They just stood there, having no clue as to how to get some answers. Someone finally spoke up.

"Hello?! Does anyone remember that there was a bomb thrown at me? I would think that that would take presedence over your BICKERING?!!" a very loud Tea questioned.

Everyone froze. Yugi gasped as he saw that Tea's face was turning brigth red in anger. He'd never seen her like this before. "Tea, are you okay?" he asked tentatively.

"No, Yugi. I'm not okay. I just had a near death experience and then had to get groped by a perverted MONK, of all things. I don't think that says that I'm okay," Tea was almost crying now.

"But its over now, Tea. You should be happy that you survived," Joey said standing behind her.

Tea's face got even brighter. "Happy? HAPPY?! Joseph Eugene Wheeler, (A.N.- I made it up, ^.^) I hate you!!"

Joey flinched at the use of his full name. He hated his middle name. (A.N.- wouldn't you?) Everyone else started to laugh.

"Your middle name is Eugene? That is hillarious," Duke said.

"Hey! How'd you get here?" Joey asked.

"I've been here the whole time, you just didn't notice."

"Oh."

"Joey, you dog. You don't pay attention to anything." (A.N.- do I have to tell you?)

"EErrrg, Kaiba, you're gonna regret you ever called me a dog, one day."

"Like that'll ever happen. What are you gonna do? Growl at me all day?"

Inuyasha looked almost dazed. "What in the hell is going on here? I want some answers, NOW!!!" he burst out. (A.N.- not a happy Inu-chan.)

The whole room paused again while a pink limo drove past them. Duo was the first to notice it. "Oh, no. Hee-chan, look," he pointed to the limo. "Guess who's here?"

The limo pulled over to the side of the road and out came none other than Relena Peacecraft Darlian. She had pulled her hair into a loose ponytail near the nape of her neck. She was wearing a rather fetching all white Versacci skirt suit with white heels to go along with it. The G guys had expected only her to appear out of that hideous car, but, behind Relena, came Hilde Schebeiker in her usual clothing with her beret, Dorothy Catalonia in a tight green T-shirt and jeans, her hair falling past her knees (A.N.- I want her hair!!) Sally Po, in her usual Preventer's uniform, and last, Catherine Bloom, wearing white pants and a long sleeved red shirt. (A.N- I feel like I just did a pagent show, icky!)

A corus of, "Hilde?", "What in the world,...?", "Stupid onna,", "...", and "What in the hell are you doing here?!" came out from each of the G guys' mouths.

"It's nice to see you too, Heero," Hilde said while being swept up by Duo in one of his bone crushing hugs.

"I wasn't talking to you, I was asking Relena. She shouldn't be here. This is a danger zone." (A.N.- Heero's concerned, aahhhhh...)

Miroku looked around him at all the lovely faces that just emerged from the box on wheels. His look quite obviously stated, "Where to start? There are so many." His gaze locked on the one with the long silver/white hair standing with Quatre and talking. He made his way slowly towards her. He shoved Quatre out of his way, (A.N. - poor Q-man. Bad Miro-chan!!) got down on one knee in front of Dorothy, and took her right hand.

Dorothy looked at him with a stare of pure hatred. Miroku shuddered a little, but continued. "My beautiful lady, will you do me the honor of bareing me a son?"

Dorothy's look of hatred sprung to one of shock and outrage. Miroku kept talking, not noticing her look. "You see, I'm dying and I need a son to carry out the rest of my mission if I die before I kill Naraku. I just hope he doesn't inherit your eye brows." The last was not meant for her to hear but hear it she did.

"What did you say?"

Miroku swallowed hard. "Nothing," he said innocently.

"I suggest you stop before I neuter you," was her last comment before walking around him to stand next to Quatre again.

Again the Feudal Era group had no clue as to what was going on and Inuyasha leaned in to ask Kagome. She held up a hand to stop him. "I already know what you're going to ask so let me just say this, you reeeaaaallllllyyy don't want to know."

"But Kagome,..."

"Fine. If Miroku were to get 'neutered' he wouldn't be able to get a son, let alone to the thing that allows him to get one."

A confused look fell over his features yet again but it soon dawned on him. A little dog-like yelp came from him as he said, "Ow! I'm staying away from her."

"You do that," Dorothy said, "and you won't get hurt."

"Umm,..." a small voice said. "Don't we still have a bomber to catch?"

"You're totally right, Kenny. We need to find that person who threw that bomb thing at Tea and the pervert," Tyson said.

"Hey," Miroku said to the new nick name. (A.N.- hehehhe, Miro-chan had a new nick name. ^.~)

"He's right Miroku," said Sango calmly.

"An assassination attempt? Wufei what is this? And who are these people?" Sally asked.

"Uuuhhhm,..."

"Wufei will fill you in on all the details, Sally. But first we have to figure this out," Heero said. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

AG- that's it?

Luraia- yep ^.^ You will have to tell them *points to readers* who the bomber is. I can't make up my mind.

AG- I hate you.

Luraia- I know. but that's what makes me soooo cool. ^.^

AG- my hating you makes you cool?

Luraia- yup! ^.^

AG- stop making that face!!

Luraia- No! :P its your turn now, so,... GET TO IT!!

AG- ow! my ears!!

Luraia- hey you! *glares at readers* review or you won't get any chappies. so there :P either that or I sick Heero on you with his Nowhere Land gun. hehehhehe ciao