MoonlitMeowth: Hello again peeps! ^_____________^ Whazzup? *does the
victory sign*
SunshineEevee: *walks up, and then turns to the audience, and whispers* She just likes to show off...
MoonlitMeowth: *hasn't heard her friend* And I wanted to inform you all that I'm going to have another one of my friends help host! Yaaaaaaaaaaay! *smiles so big, that she has to close her eyes*
SunshineEevee: But who, MoonlitMeowth?
MoonlitMeowth: *opens her eyes* I'm glad you asked. It is Silver Umbreon! *whispers to the audience* I just made this pen name up for one of my friends.
Meowth: Meow! ^-^
Eevee: Eevee! ^_^
*doorbell rings*
SunshineEevee: ...doorbell?
MoonlitMeowth: Yah, I don't get it either. *goes to answer the door*
*after MoonlitMeowth opens the door, you can see Silver Umbreon standing in the doorway with his Umbreon by his side*
Silver Umbreon: Hey, MoonlitMeowth. How's it goin'?
MoonlitMeowth: Just fine, Silver.
SunshineEevee: C'mon, M&M! Let's get started already!
MoonlitMeowth: *turns to look at her friend* Alright, Sun-BRIGHT. *goes to post the 2nd chapter*
Disclaimers: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Pokémon don't belong to me. Seriously, they don't.
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A few days later, three trainers walked by. Their names were Ash, Brock, and Misty. (A\N Yah, I know. Weird way o' narrating.) They walked by Kelly's Marill farm, and saw some of them out playing together.
Misty went berserk. "OHMIGOSH! OHMIGOSH!! LOOK AT THE MARILL YOU GUYS!!!"
Ash and Brock backed up a little, and sweat drops formed behind their heads.
"Take it easy, Misty," Brock started, "They're only Pokémon."
Kelly walked up to see them. She then greeted them. "Hello. My name's Kelly. And...yah. Well, do you guys like my Marill at all?" she asked them.
Ash introduced himself and his friends before answering. "Well, Misty does actually. Brock and I still like them, but we don't really want to capture them or anything."
Kelly tilted her head to one side, and then answered. "Well that's okay." she then turned to Misty. "But to obtain a Marill, you must Pokémon battle ME, or IT. That sounds easy, huh?" Kelly smiled.
Misty smiled too, and then said, "Alright then. I train water Pokémon, and I think it would be a great idea if I could catch a Marill, and have it on my water team." she pulled out a Lure ball. "Corsola! Let's go!"
"Wait!" Kelly stopped her before she sent out her Pokémon.
"What seems to be the problem, Kelly?" Misty asked her.
"Well...you haven't picked out which Marill you wanted to battle for, OR AGAINST, yet..."
"Oh..."
"Follow me."
Kelly led Misty, and everybody else to where all of the Marill were. Monica was already there, playing with a few of them. Her Eevee was having a lot of fun herself.
Meowth came trotting out of the house happily towards her master. "Meowth!" she said with delight. She had a cute smile on her face, and then she jumped onto Kelly's shoulder and stayed there for a while.
"You have such a cute Meowth, Kelly." Misty said.
Kelly smiled, and then spread her arms all of the Marill that Misty got to choose from, but not before telling them something. "Ya know, all I've really wanted was a sweet Azurill."
Ash then spoke up. "Ummm, then why don't you just MAKE one?"
Kelly looked at him. "Well. If I knew that, then do you think I'd have all these... MARILL?!?!?!" she indicated all of her Marill.
All of the Marill started to do their cries over and over. "Marill marill marill!!!"
"Maybe ya shouldn't have mentioned anything about her not having an Azurill, Ash." Monica said to him, picking up a Marill, and placing it in front of Misty. Then she spoke to her. "How about this one, Misty?"
Misty looked at it. "Ummm, what gender is it?"
Monica looked dumb-struck. "Uhhhhh, how can you tell?" she gave Misty one of her weak smiles.
Kelly looked up at Monica with a big eyes expression. "God, Monica. It's so simple that...that it's disgusting. Here's a new theory. Just ASK it, or...ask ME. There you are."
"Oh..." Monica said, getting up as soon as Jeremy arrived, holding his Pichu in his arms.
"How's it goin' everybody?" Jeremy asked everyone.
Kelly stared at him. "Uhhhhh, Misty was just gonna battle for one of my Marill."
"Oh. Did she find one that she liked?"
"Well, we're not sure yet..." Kelly turned to Misty, waiting for her answer.
She OBVIOUSLY was not paying attention to anything Kelly was saying.
Kelly coughed.
Misty STILL didn't do anything.
Kelly coughed louder this time.
Misty looked up at her. "What's the matter?"
Kelly's eyes grew so that one of them was bigger than the other one.
Monica quickly answered for Kelly, "Do you like the Marill that Kelly suggested or not?"
"Oh!" Misty said, sort of stunned, "I still don't know what the gender is though."
Kelly looked even more angry. But she said calmly, "Really, Misty. Does it matter?"
Misty said nothing.
"AHA! I CAUGHT YOU THERE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
Sweat drops formed behind everyone's heads.
"Ahhh, Kelly?" Jeremy started, (A/N Ummm, did I mention this before in this fic? Nah, probably for The Life of Kitteneye... So. When Jeremy says "ah", he usually means to say "uh", but that's all he gets to come out. I think it's cool! ^-^)
Kelly looked over at her friend. "What?" she said.
"You're insane."
Kelly looked at him with a one-eye's-bigger-than-the-other expression.
Monica decided to say something just then. "Ummmm, Kelly? Let's just let her battle for it, 'kay?"
Kelly looked at her, her expression changing to a calm one. "Mmm, okay."
Now it was Jeremy's turn to have a one-eye's-bigger-than-the-other expression.
"By the way, this Marill's a boy." Kelly informed the curious Misty. "His nickname is Tigerstripe. Notice his three long black stripes on his back." Kelly pointed to them.
Misty looked at them. "Yep. They're stripes alright."
Kelly stared at her, and then muttered to herself, "My, aren't you cheerful about getting a new Marill minutes from now." she shrugged, and then turned to her Meowth. "You're up, Meow-Meow." she said.
Kelly's Meowth jumped off her shoulder and stood before everyone, and meowed with a happy expression on her face.
Misty stared at Meowth before pulling out one of her Poké balls. "Get ready to go, Staru!" she threw the Poké ball in front of her. It opened up, and released the starfish Pokémon.
"Uuu!" Staru cried, its red gem giving off a reddish light.
"Hey! Weren't you gonna use Corsola?" Kelly asked Misty.
"Oh yah..." Misty said. "Oh well. Who cares anyway?"
"Ummm, okay then..." Kelly said, shrugging, "Go, Meowth! Use your Fury Swipes attack, now!"
"Mroww!" Meowth cried, running up to her opponent, and slashing at it.
"Staru!" Misty cried, "Dodge it and then use Water Gun!"
"Star u!" Misty's Pokémon cried, jumping out of the way, and then squirting water directly at Meowth.
"MEOWTH!!!" Meowth cried, getting hit by the water attack.
"Are you okay, Meow-Meow?" Kelly asked her Pokémon.
Meowth got up from the ground, and nodded her head, which was soaked in water. She got on all four paws, and then shook her fur dry.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" Kelly, Jeremy, and Monica screamed when they were all struck by the water. Ash, Brock, and Misty weren't standing where Kelly was, so they didn't get hit by water.
"GREAT!!!!! NOW WE ARE COVERED IN WATER!!!" Monica screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Oh come on, Monica." Jeremy said, "It's not THAT bad." he shivered.
Monica stared at him with an unbelieving expression.
"What?" Jeremy questioned, raising one of his arms.
"Never mind..." Monica rolled her eyes.
"You wanna FIGHT?!?!"
"BRING IT ON!!!"
Monica and Jeremy began fighting each other by actually hitting, AND kicking each other.
Kelly rolled her eyes, ignored them, and continued to battle Misty. "Meowth! Faint Attack!"
"Meow meowth!" Meowth cried, making a bunch of illusions of herself.
This seemed to confuse Staru as it couldn't make out which one was the real Meowth.
"Try and find it, Staru!" Misty commanded, "Tackle every single one until you find the real one!"
Staru did as it was told, but had a hard time finding the real Meowth.
"Alright now, Meowth!" Kelly cried, "Attack it, NOW!!"
"Meeeeeeeowth!" Meowth cried, appearing, and aiming a kick at Staru, which struck, and knocked Staru over.
"Staru! Are you okay?" Misty asked her Pokémon.
Staru made noises that indicated that it had passed out.
Misty stared at it in disbelief. "Oh no! I didn't get to get my Marill!" she cried, fairly disappointed.
"Good job, Meowth." Kelly said to her Pokémon, patting her head fondly.
Meowth smiled with her eyes closed. "Mrow!"
Kelly turned to Tigerstripe. "Hello Marill that still belongs to me." she said to it happily.
Misty took offense of that. Steam started coming out of her neck.
"Whoa!" Kelly said, "I didn't mean anything by that! I just said something was all!"
Monica and Jeremy were still beating each other up, when everybody turned to stare at them.
They stopped all of a sudden, and looked at the expressions they were getting from everyone, WHICH were all the same. They all had their eyebrows raised at them.
Monica and Jeremy stared back, Monica with her glasses lopsided, and Jeremy with a black eye.
"Ummmm, riiiiiiiiiiight." Kelly said to her two friends. "Uh, ya know what? Let's just end it here, alright?"
Misty turned to Kelly. "Can we stay for the night? Oh please, oh PLEASE!! I want another shot at getting that Marill!!!"
"Well, alright. Don't worry about it." Kelly replied, shaking her head at Monica and Jeremy.
They both grinned innocently at her.
"What in the WORLD did I do to DESERVE this?" she asked herself.
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MoonlitMeowth: Well, that was the 2nd chappie! Pretty good, huh?
Silver Umbreon: Yes. It was rather okay.
MoonlitMeowth: ???
Silver Umbreon: Just statin' my opinion.
MoonlitMeowth: Whatever... Anyway! I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, and I also hope that it was funny enough for you all! ^.^
SunshineEevee: And don't forget to R&R this chappie to let M&M know that ya liked it! I know I did! Hehehe!
Eevee and Meowth: *agree* ^______________________^
SunshineEevee: *walks up, and then turns to the audience, and whispers* She just likes to show off...
MoonlitMeowth: *hasn't heard her friend* And I wanted to inform you all that I'm going to have another one of my friends help host! Yaaaaaaaaaaay! *smiles so big, that she has to close her eyes*
SunshineEevee: But who, MoonlitMeowth?
MoonlitMeowth: *opens her eyes* I'm glad you asked. It is Silver Umbreon! *whispers to the audience* I just made this pen name up for one of my friends.
Meowth: Meow! ^-^
Eevee: Eevee! ^_^
*doorbell rings*
SunshineEevee: ...doorbell?
MoonlitMeowth: Yah, I don't get it either. *goes to answer the door*
*after MoonlitMeowth opens the door, you can see Silver Umbreon standing in the doorway with his Umbreon by his side*
Silver Umbreon: Hey, MoonlitMeowth. How's it goin'?
MoonlitMeowth: Just fine, Silver.
SunshineEevee: C'mon, M&M! Let's get started already!
MoonlitMeowth: *turns to look at her friend* Alright, Sun-BRIGHT. *goes to post the 2nd chapter*
Disclaimers: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Pokémon don't belong to me. Seriously, they don't.
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A few days later, three trainers walked by. Their names were Ash, Brock, and Misty. (A\N Yah, I know. Weird way o' narrating.) They walked by Kelly's Marill farm, and saw some of them out playing together.
Misty went berserk. "OHMIGOSH! OHMIGOSH!! LOOK AT THE MARILL YOU GUYS!!!"
Ash and Brock backed up a little, and sweat drops formed behind their heads.
"Take it easy, Misty," Brock started, "They're only Pokémon."
Kelly walked up to see them. She then greeted them. "Hello. My name's Kelly. And...yah. Well, do you guys like my Marill at all?" she asked them.
Ash introduced himself and his friends before answering. "Well, Misty does actually. Brock and I still like them, but we don't really want to capture them or anything."
Kelly tilted her head to one side, and then answered. "Well that's okay." she then turned to Misty. "But to obtain a Marill, you must Pokémon battle ME, or IT. That sounds easy, huh?" Kelly smiled.
Misty smiled too, and then said, "Alright then. I train water Pokémon, and I think it would be a great idea if I could catch a Marill, and have it on my water team." she pulled out a Lure ball. "Corsola! Let's go!"
"Wait!" Kelly stopped her before she sent out her Pokémon.
"What seems to be the problem, Kelly?" Misty asked her.
"Well...you haven't picked out which Marill you wanted to battle for, OR AGAINST, yet..."
"Oh..."
"Follow me."
Kelly led Misty, and everybody else to where all of the Marill were. Monica was already there, playing with a few of them. Her Eevee was having a lot of fun herself.
Meowth came trotting out of the house happily towards her master. "Meowth!" she said with delight. She had a cute smile on her face, and then she jumped onto Kelly's shoulder and stayed there for a while.
"You have such a cute Meowth, Kelly." Misty said.
Kelly smiled, and then spread her arms all of the Marill that Misty got to choose from, but not before telling them something. "Ya know, all I've really wanted was a sweet Azurill."
Ash then spoke up. "Ummm, then why don't you just MAKE one?"
Kelly looked at him. "Well. If I knew that, then do you think I'd have all these... MARILL?!?!?!" she indicated all of her Marill.
All of the Marill started to do their cries over and over. "Marill marill marill!!!"
"Maybe ya shouldn't have mentioned anything about her not having an Azurill, Ash." Monica said to him, picking up a Marill, and placing it in front of Misty. Then she spoke to her. "How about this one, Misty?"
Misty looked at it. "Ummm, what gender is it?"
Monica looked dumb-struck. "Uhhhhh, how can you tell?" she gave Misty one of her weak smiles.
Kelly looked up at Monica with a big eyes expression. "God, Monica. It's so simple that...that it's disgusting. Here's a new theory. Just ASK it, or...ask ME. There you are."
"Oh..." Monica said, getting up as soon as Jeremy arrived, holding his Pichu in his arms.
"How's it goin' everybody?" Jeremy asked everyone.
Kelly stared at him. "Uhhhhh, Misty was just gonna battle for one of my Marill."
"Oh. Did she find one that she liked?"
"Well, we're not sure yet..." Kelly turned to Misty, waiting for her answer.
She OBVIOUSLY was not paying attention to anything Kelly was saying.
Kelly coughed.
Misty STILL didn't do anything.
Kelly coughed louder this time.
Misty looked up at her. "What's the matter?"
Kelly's eyes grew so that one of them was bigger than the other one.
Monica quickly answered for Kelly, "Do you like the Marill that Kelly suggested or not?"
"Oh!" Misty said, sort of stunned, "I still don't know what the gender is though."
Kelly looked even more angry. But she said calmly, "Really, Misty. Does it matter?"
Misty said nothing.
"AHA! I CAUGHT YOU THERE!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!"
Sweat drops formed behind everyone's heads.
"Ahhh, Kelly?" Jeremy started, (A/N Ummm, did I mention this before in this fic? Nah, probably for The Life of Kitteneye... So. When Jeremy says "ah", he usually means to say "uh", but that's all he gets to come out. I think it's cool! ^-^)
Kelly looked over at her friend. "What?" she said.
"You're insane."
Kelly looked at him with a one-eye's-bigger-than-the-other expression.
Monica decided to say something just then. "Ummmm, Kelly? Let's just let her battle for it, 'kay?"
Kelly looked at her, her expression changing to a calm one. "Mmm, okay."
Now it was Jeremy's turn to have a one-eye's-bigger-than-the-other expression.
"By the way, this Marill's a boy." Kelly informed the curious Misty. "His nickname is Tigerstripe. Notice his three long black stripes on his back." Kelly pointed to them.
Misty looked at them. "Yep. They're stripes alright."
Kelly stared at her, and then muttered to herself, "My, aren't you cheerful about getting a new Marill minutes from now." she shrugged, and then turned to her Meowth. "You're up, Meow-Meow." she said.
Kelly's Meowth jumped off her shoulder and stood before everyone, and meowed with a happy expression on her face.
Misty stared at Meowth before pulling out one of her Poké balls. "Get ready to go, Staru!" she threw the Poké ball in front of her. It opened up, and released the starfish Pokémon.
"Uuu!" Staru cried, its red gem giving off a reddish light.
"Hey! Weren't you gonna use Corsola?" Kelly asked Misty.
"Oh yah..." Misty said. "Oh well. Who cares anyway?"
"Ummm, okay then..." Kelly said, shrugging, "Go, Meowth! Use your Fury Swipes attack, now!"
"Mroww!" Meowth cried, running up to her opponent, and slashing at it.
"Staru!" Misty cried, "Dodge it and then use Water Gun!"
"Star u!" Misty's Pokémon cried, jumping out of the way, and then squirting water directly at Meowth.
"MEOWTH!!!" Meowth cried, getting hit by the water attack.
"Are you okay, Meow-Meow?" Kelly asked her Pokémon.
Meowth got up from the ground, and nodded her head, which was soaked in water. She got on all four paws, and then shook her fur dry.
"AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!" Kelly, Jeremy, and Monica screamed when they were all struck by the water. Ash, Brock, and Misty weren't standing where Kelly was, so they didn't get hit by water.
"GREAT!!!!! NOW WE ARE COVERED IN WATER!!!" Monica screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Oh come on, Monica." Jeremy said, "It's not THAT bad." he shivered.
Monica stared at him with an unbelieving expression.
"What?" Jeremy questioned, raising one of his arms.
"Never mind..." Monica rolled her eyes.
"You wanna FIGHT?!?!"
"BRING IT ON!!!"
Monica and Jeremy began fighting each other by actually hitting, AND kicking each other.
Kelly rolled her eyes, ignored them, and continued to battle Misty. "Meowth! Faint Attack!"
"Meow meowth!" Meowth cried, making a bunch of illusions of herself.
This seemed to confuse Staru as it couldn't make out which one was the real Meowth.
"Try and find it, Staru!" Misty commanded, "Tackle every single one until you find the real one!"
Staru did as it was told, but had a hard time finding the real Meowth.
"Alright now, Meowth!" Kelly cried, "Attack it, NOW!!"
"Meeeeeeeowth!" Meowth cried, appearing, and aiming a kick at Staru, which struck, and knocked Staru over.
"Staru! Are you okay?" Misty asked her Pokémon.
Staru made noises that indicated that it had passed out.
Misty stared at it in disbelief. "Oh no! I didn't get to get my Marill!" she cried, fairly disappointed.
"Good job, Meowth." Kelly said to her Pokémon, patting her head fondly.
Meowth smiled with her eyes closed. "Mrow!"
Kelly turned to Tigerstripe. "Hello Marill that still belongs to me." she said to it happily.
Misty took offense of that. Steam started coming out of her neck.
"Whoa!" Kelly said, "I didn't mean anything by that! I just said something was all!"
Monica and Jeremy were still beating each other up, when everybody turned to stare at them.
They stopped all of a sudden, and looked at the expressions they were getting from everyone, WHICH were all the same. They all had their eyebrows raised at them.
Monica and Jeremy stared back, Monica with her glasses lopsided, and Jeremy with a black eye.
"Ummmm, riiiiiiiiiiight." Kelly said to her two friends. "Uh, ya know what? Let's just end it here, alright?"
Misty turned to Kelly. "Can we stay for the night? Oh please, oh PLEASE!! I want another shot at getting that Marill!!!"
"Well, alright. Don't worry about it." Kelly replied, shaking her head at Monica and Jeremy.
They both grinned innocently at her.
"What in the WORLD did I do to DESERVE this?" she asked herself.
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MoonlitMeowth: Well, that was the 2nd chappie! Pretty good, huh?
Silver Umbreon: Yes. It was rather okay.
MoonlitMeowth: ???
Silver Umbreon: Just statin' my opinion.
MoonlitMeowth: Whatever... Anyway! I hope you all enjoyed this chapter, and I also hope that it was funny enough for you all! ^.^
SunshineEevee: And don't forget to R&R this chappie to let M&M know that ya liked it! I know I did! Hehehe!
Eevee and Meowth: *agree* ^______________________^