The class of hell
This is my first humor fic, so please be good to me. Oh if anyone who's read The Puzzle, yes it is going to be continued. Yes I know this one isn't long, but I hope to update it a hell of a lot more often then The Puzzle, if I get good reviews. The Puzzle is my masterpeice, and I won't ruin it by rushing it. This however can be rushed.
DISCLAMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! But I do own this story.
The piercing bell rang, for a good 30 seconds before shutting up. A short, youth with a multi-colored hairstyle named Yugi walked into the classroom and took his regular seat near the middle of the class. Like all the other youths he was wearing the blue school uniform that was required at Domino High School. On top of that however, he wore a strange golden pendant. Beside him sat a tall blonde, Joey, who was Yugi's best friend. The class took out their science textbooks, and each of them wondered in turn why Ms. Hamilton was late. She was never late. The entire class began to chatter.
"Hey Joey, think we have a sub?" asked Yugi.
"Probably. Hamilton's neva late." Replied Joey.
The door opened. Everyone turned to see who it was. A short, fat and ugly looking man hobbled into the classroom. He then proceeded to the teacher's desk. Setting down his briefcase, he announced in a gruff voice;
"I'll be teaching you today. My name is Chuck Brinston. Now, just watch this video." He extracted a dusty videocassette and popped it into a TV in the corner of the room. The screen flickered to life, and started droning on in a monotonous voice about the importance of space exploration. The movie was in black and white, and the entire class was almost asleep within watching the first few minutes of it. Suddenly Chuck spoke up,
"Why aren't you taking notes?!" he announced in his extremely annoying voice.
The entire class looked up at him blankly until Yugi spoke.
"Um, sir, you never told us to."
"Of course I did! You two!" he said as he pointed to a random person at the back of the class and Yugi, "After school! This classroom! And take off that ridiculous necklace! Now!"
Yugi was about to protest, but then shut himself up. The teacher was obviously mentally unstable. He took off the pendant and placed it on his desk.
"Not there! Up here! Like I told you!"
Yugi shook his head mentally and regrettably placed the pendant on the teacher's desk and then walking back to his desk, he sat down. The entire class took out a pencil and paper and began to imitate writing something of grave importance on the paper while chatting with their friends. The teacher didn't seem to notice. Yugi tried then to commune with the spirit of the pendant he wore. Although there was no response, his alter ego must still be asleep.
"Why did he do that?" Yugi asked Joey.
"Dunno, hope he's not too hard on you. You didn't do anything after all."
The movie then proceeded to talk about the importance of mutual relationships among plants.
After 10 more minutes, Joey raised his hand.
"What the hell do you want?!" the teacher screeched.
"Can I please go to the bathroom?"
"Shut up! Detention! See me after school!"
Joey, looking flabbergasted put his hand down and looked intently at his blank paper, then at Yugi's blank paper.
"This guy is insane." Said Joey.
"I know." Replied Yugi.
The PA buzzed on.
"Attention students. Period 1 class will continue until the end of the day, due to certain complications. That is all."
The entire class groaned.
"What?! What did you all just say!? Everyone! Detention! Except for you, you and you." He pointed to three random people in the class then turned to the computer on the teacher's desk and began to check his email and look at porn mails.
The movie finally ended. The teacher got up and took out the video. He then took out a large stack of papers from his briefcase and just plunked them on the first desk he saw, which happened to be empty. The sheets were completely dusty and dated 1975. He returned to his desk, then sat there for a few minutes looking at porn. He then looked around at the class and gave a jump of surprise.
"Why aren't you handing out those papers like I asked you to!" he said as he pointed to Yugi who was nowhere near the pile.
"But sir, you never----"
"Detention! See me after school!"
Yugi looked worried, and then walked over to the tests and began handing them out.
When Yugi was finished he left the remains of the stack on the empty desk and started writing. Then a voice made him jump.
"I thought I told you to deliver that pile! ZERO!" He hobbled down to Yugi's test and took out a red marker and made a big 0 in the center of it. He then proceeded back to his desk and said, "Deliver the papers!"
Yugi was now really worried. Yugi had handed out the papers, and then had a zero marked on the front of one of the papers he had handed out, for not handing out the papers, and now had two detentions, for stating the facts. He had also lost his pendant for the time being. Yugi hastened to obey, and handed out each person a second copy. However once again before he could sit down, he was interrupted by a booming voice.
"Moto!" he said reading Yugi's name off a list. "Who said to give everyone two tests! ZERO!" He walked over and marked another large zero on top of his test, but before walking back he saw the other test with a zero underneath it.
"Do you think it's funny to mark your papers in red inks by tracing circles on them? DETENTION!" he said as he ripped up the paper and threw the remains in the garbage.
He then proceeded to collect the tests of others. There were only five questions on the test, and four of them were easy but the last one was completely incomprehensible. Everyone thought that losing was point was preferable then asking for clarification. Chuck returned the tests to his desk and proceeded to take out the red marker and correct them. When everyone got their tests back he gave another quiz with them and turned his back on the gasps of shock and outrage. Yugi could hear many people saying,
"But I got 4 questions right! Why did I get 0?"
Chuck then stood up and said,
"This is the most pathetic class I've ever seen! You've all got ZERO! Now do the quiz!" he emphasized the zero.
He then sat down.
One girl in the class stood up and protested, "But sir! I've got 4 questions right, why did I get 0?"
"You get five outta five, give em five. You get four out of five, ZERO!" he almost screamed the zero as he waddled over to the girl's desk and drew a large, somewhat square like zero on her quiz. The girl sat down looking shocked.
Yugi was now very nervous, wishing he had the spirit on the pendant to keep him company and help him through this. However the pendant, or puzzle, was on the teacher's desk.
To be continued.
This is my first humor fic, so please be good to me. Oh if anyone who's read The Puzzle, yes it is going to be continued. Yes I know this one isn't long, but I hope to update it a hell of a lot more often then The Puzzle, if I get good reviews. The Puzzle is my masterpeice, and I won't ruin it by rushing it. This however can be rushed.
DISCLAMER: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! But I do own this story.
The piercing bell rang, for a good 30 seconds before shutting up. A short, youth with a multi-colored hairstyle named Yugi walked into the classroom and took his regular seat near the middle of the class. Like all the other youths he was wearing the blue school uniform that was required at Domino High School. On top of that however, he wore a strange golden pendant. Beside him sat a tall blonde, Joey, who was Yugi's best friend. The class took out their science textbooks, and each of them wondered in turn why Ms. Hamilton was late. She was never late. The entire class began to chatter.
"Hey Joey, think we have a sub?" asked Yugi.
"Probably. Hamilton's neva late." Replied Joey.
The door opened. Everyone turned to see who it was. A short, fat and ugly looking man hobbled into the classroom. He then proceeded to the teacher's desk. Setting down his briefcase, he announced in a gruff voice;
"I'll be teaching you today. My name is Chuck Brinston. Now, just watch this video." He extracted a dusty videocassette and popped it into a TV in the corner of the room. The screen flickered to life, and started droning on in a monotonous voice about the importance of space exploration. The movie was in black and white, and the entire class was almost asleep within watching the first few minutes of it. Suddenly Chuck spoke up,
"Why aren't you taking notes?!" he announced in his extremely annoying voice.
The entire class looked up at him blankly until Yugi spoke.
"Um, sir, you never told us to."
"Of course I did! You two!" he said as he pointed to a random person at the back of the class and Yugi, "After school! This classroom! And take off that ridiculous necklace! Now!"
Yugi was about to protest, but then shut himself up. The teacher was obviously mentally unstable. He took off the pendant and placed it on his desk.
"Not there! Up here! Like I told you!"
Yugi shook his head mentally and regrettably placed the pendant on the teacher's desk and then walking back to his desk, he sat down. The entire class took out a pencil and paper and began to imitate writing something of grave importance on the paper while chatting with their friends. The teacher didn't seem to notice. Yugi tried then to commune with the spirit of the pendant he wore. Although there was no response, his alter ego must still be asleep.
"Why did he do that?" Yugi asked Joey.
"Dunno, hope he's not too hard on you. You didn't do anything after all."
The movie then proceeded to talk about the importance of mutual relationships among plants.
After 10 more minutes, Joey raised his hand.
"What the hell do you want?!" the teacher screeched.
"Can I please go to the bathroom?"
"Shut up! Detention! See me after school!"
Joey, looking flabbergasted put his hand down and looked intently at his blank paper, then at Yugi's blank paper.
"This guy is insane." Said Joey.
"I know." Replied Yugi.
The PA buzzed on.
"Attention students. Period 1 class will continue until the end of the day, due to certain complications. That is all."
The entire class groaned.
"What?! What did you all just say!? Everyone! Detention! Except for you, you and you." He pointed to three random people in the class then turned to the computer on the teacher's desk and began to check his email and look at porn mails.
The movie finally ended. The teacher got up and took out the video. He then took out a large stack of papers from his briefcase and just plunked them on the first desk he saw, which happened to be empty. The sheets were completely dusty and dated 1975. He returned to his desk, then sat there for a few minutes looking at porn. He then looked around at the class and gave a jump of surprise.
"Why aren't you handing out those papers like I asked you to!" he said as he pointed to Yugi who was nowhere near the pile.
"But sir, you never----"
"Detention! See me after school!"
Yugi looked worried, and then walked over to the tests and began handing them out.
When Yugi was finished he left the remains of the stack on the empty desk and started writing. Then a voice made him jump.
"I thought I told you to deliver that pile! ZERO!" He hobbled down to Yugi's test and took out a red marker and made a big 0 in the center of it. He then proceeded back to his desk and said, "Deliver the papers!"
Yugi was now really worried. Yugi had handed out the papers, and then had a zero marked on the front of one of the papers he had handed out, for not handing out the papers, and now had two detentions, for stating the facts. He had also lost his pendant for the time being. Yugi hastened to obey, and handed out each person a second copy. However once again before he could sit down, he was interrupted by a booming voice.
"Moto!" he said reading Yugi's name off a list. "Who said to give everyone two tests! ZERO!" He walked over and marked another large zero on top of his test, but before walking back he saw the other test with a zero underneath it.
"Do you think it's funny to mark your papers in red inks by tracing circles on them? DETENTION!" he said as he ripped up the paper and threw the remains in the garbage.
He then proceeded to collect the tests of others. There were only five questions on the test, and four of them were easy but the last one was completely incomprehensible. Everyone thought that losing was point was preferable then asking for clarification. Chuck returned the tests to his desk and proceeded to take out the red marker and correct them. When everyone got their tests back he gave another quiz with them and turned his back on the gasps of shock and outrage. Yugi could hear many people saying,
"But I got 4 questions right! Why did I get 0?"
Chuck then stood up and said,
"This is the most pathetic class I've ever seen! You've all got ZERO! Now do the quiz!" he emphasized the zero.
He then sat down.
One girl in the class stood up and protested, "But sir! I've got 4 questions right, why did I get 0?"
"You get five outta five, give em five. You get four out of five, ZERO!" he almost screamed the zero as he waddled over to the girl's desk and drew a large, somewhat square like zero on her quiz. The girl sat down looking shocked.
Yugi was now very nervous, wishing he had the spirit on the pendant to keep him company and help him through this. However the pendant, or puzzle, was on the teacher's desk.
To be continued.