Chuck's Class
Chapter II: ZERO!
Yugi looked down at his quiz, as did everyone else. Some people weren't surprised. Yugi was one of them. The test was labeled: Free Porn Application. Yugi glanced around the class while some people were trying to hide grins and stifle chuckles.
"Hey Joey," Yugi asked Joey who was still watching the teacher like a hawk. "JOEY!" Yugi demanded in a hoarse whisper.
Joey jerked around to Yugi. "Oh it's you. What is it?"
"Take a look at this quiz he's given us."
Joey looked down and then suppressed a grin.
"This guy is completely mental."
Yugi nodded. At the head of the class Chucky was mumbling incoherently. Suddenly he spoke up in a voice that just carried around the classroom.
"Damn kids. Ok now, onto the porn applications. Let's just see here--."
Chucky looked around his desk, began moving things around and looking in drawers. He then saw the stack of quizzes.
"I TOLD YOU TO HAND THOSE OUT YA JERK!" he said pointing at the blackboard and Joey.
He moved his fat body over to Joey's desk and marked a big red circle in the middle of the porn application.
"ZERO!" screeched Chuck as he plunked the stack of quizzes down on Joey's desk.
Joey gulped as the teacher turned to the blackboard and tried to draw a red zero on it. He then returned to Joey's desk. Then he glanced over at Yugi. He gave a gasp of surprise and shock.
"What's this, Mishtar?" Chuck said, using Yugi's name incorrectly again. "Porn applications! TWO DETENTIONS! I'll have to confiscate that!" he shouted as he snatched the paper from Yugi and went back up to his desk.
Yugi blinked and Joey started snickering. Yugi punched Joey in the arm wishing for all the world he had the puzzle.
Joey delivered the new quiz, but everyone seemed intent to be working on the old one. Chuck was also scribbling away on the application.
Yugi decided to take a look at the real quiz. Once again Chuck's stupidity reigned supreme.
Grade 3 Math Exam By Chuck Brinston
Fred's Fatty Fiasco
How many vats of lard does Fred have if he pays his taxes 5 times a week?
Yugi flipped through the rest of the packet and saw that many of the questions were like the first, completely incomprehensible. Yugi sighed, pushed it aside, not caring much anymore. There wasn't really anything he could do anyway.
"Hey Joey?" asked Yugi.
"Yeah?"
"How many detentions have I got now?"
"I lost count a while ago. I've said it before and I'll say it again; this guy is---" Replied Joey before he was cut off my Chuck's booming screach.
"Gereira! Get your ass up here!" he screamed.
The entire class looked blankly up at him.
"You! Gureira!" he said pointing at Yugi.
Yugi stood up and went to the desk. Chuck seemed to have completely given up on Yugi's name and settled on one he might be able to remember.
"Look Gureira, I don't care who you think you are, or what any of your friends think of you. You are in my class and subject to my rules? Got it?"
Yugi nodded, not daring to say a word.
"I know what you are. You're one of those tall people who think's he's cool with their uninteresting hair styles," said Chuky, not looking up at Yugi.
Chucky looked up, then stood up suddenly almost screaming a long, "WOOOOOOH!"
"Get back to your seat ya jerk!" he shouted a Yugi.
Yugi walked back to his seat. To amuse himself during the rest of the test he looked down at the test and read a few of Chuck's questions.
Gas Guzzling Greg
Greg buys 54 litres of gasoline to drink every single day. If we know how many pounds of lead he buys, what is the price of the gasoline?
Yugi smirked openly as he read on.
Tiffany's Tax Trouble
For every year Tiffany doesn't pay her taxes, she spend 5 years in jail. If she doesn't pay her taxes for the same number of years that she drives her old car, how many cars does she have?
Yugi put his head down on his desk, trying to stifle much of his laugher, though he wasn't really succeding.
"Hey, Yugi?" asked Joey, "What's so funny?"
"Have you read the rest of this monstrosity?"
"No, I've been busy with other things," He said as he looked down at his half-filled in free porno application, "Why?"
"Just read it."
Joey started to read it and began to laugh, and at the same time so did Yugi.
"Ok, you there!" Chuck said suddenly, pointing to Bakura, one of Yugi's other friends, with long white hair tumbling over the back of his school uniform. "Collect all the tests or I'll have you ass down into detention!"
Bakura hastened to obey and collected all the tests, handing them back.
As soon as the tests hit Chuck's desk, with a resounding thunk, he began scribbling frantically over them all.
Bakura hurried back to his seat.
The minutes ticked by.
They ticked by some more.
They did some more ticking.
"Okay! You there! Give these back!" he said pointing at the Blackboard and sitting down, pulling out a bottle of vodka in the process, from one of the desk drawers. Plunking his feet on his desk, he began to chug the bottle. He waited.
The entire class waited with him.
"YOU THERE!" He screamed at Yugi, "I TOLD YOU TO HAND OUT THE PORNOGR- I MEAN TESTS BACK! HURRY IT UP YA JERK!"
Yugi reluctantly got out of his seat, and gave the tests out. After he finished, he looked down at his own. Below were a bunch of scribbles, lines, squares, and many different polygons. A large crimson 0 sat at the top in all it's glory and Chuck's name appeared in the bottom in red.
Finally the moment the entire class had been waiting for. The bell rang.
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Don't worry the story's not over. It's just begun. Wait 'till I get to detention.
Look I'm trying to be funny here. I know I don't have a knack for it, but I'm trying. Please bear with me. I'm going to get some help writing this anyway. Besides, detention is going to be a lot more fun. You wait and see.
Chapter II: ZERO!
Yugi looked down at his quiz, as did everyone else. Some people weren't surprised. Yugi was one of them. The test was labeled: Free Porn Application. Yugi glanced around the class while some people were trying to hide grins and stifle chuckles.
"Hey Joey," Yugi asked Joey who was still watching the teacher like a hawk. "JOEY!" Yugi demanded in a hoarse whisper.
Joey jerked around to Yugi. "Oh it's you. What is it?"
"Take a look at this quiz he's given us."
Joey looked down and then suppressed a grin.
"This guy is completely mental."
Yugi nodded. At the head of the class Chucky was mumbling incoherently. Suddenly he spoke up in a voice that just carried around the classroom.
"Damn kids. Ok now, onto the porn applications. Let's just see here--."
Chucky looked around his desk, began moving things around and looking in drawers. He then saw the stack of quizzes.
"I TOLD YOU TO HAND THOSE OUT YA JERK!" he said pointing at the blackboard and Joey.
He moved his fat body over to Joey's desk and marked a big red circle in the middle of the porn application.
"ZERO!" screeched Chuck as he plunked the stack of quizzes down on Joey's desk.
Joey gulped as the teacher turned to the blackboard and tried to draw a red zero on it. He then returned to Joey's desk. Then he glanced over at Yugi. He gave a gasp of surprise and shock.
"What's this, Mishtar?" Chuck said, using Yugi's name incorrectly again. "Porn applications! TWO DETENTIONS! I'll have to confiscate that!" he shouted as he snatched the paper from Yugi and went back up to his desk.
Yugi blinked and Joey started snickering. Yugi punched Joey in the arm wishing for all the world he had the puzzle.
Joey delivered the new quiz, but everyone seemed intent to be working on the old one. Chuck was also scribbling away on the application.
Yugi decided to take a look at the real quiz. Once again Chuck's stupidity reigned supreme.
Grade 3 Math Exam By Chuck Brinston
Fred's Fatty Fiasco
How many vats of lard does Fred have if he pays his taxes 5 times a week?
Yugi flipped through the rest of the packet and saw that many of the questions were like the first, completely incomprehensible. Yugi sighed, pushed it aside, not caring much anymore. There wasn't really anything he could do anyway.
"Hey Joey?" asked Yugi.
"Yeah?"
"How many detentions have I got now?"
"I lost count a while ago. I've said it before and I'll say it again; this guy is---" Replied Joey before he was cut off my Chuck's booming screach.
"Gereira! Get your ass up here!" he screamed.
The entire class looked blankly up at him.
"You! Gureira!" he said pointing at Yugi.
Yugi stood up and went to the desk. Chuck seemed to have completely given up on Yugi's name and settled on one he might be able to remember.
"Look Gureira, I don't care who you think you are, or what any of your friends think of you. You are in my class and subject to my rules? Got it?"
Yugi nodded, not daring to say a word.
"I know what you are. You're one of those tall people who think's he's cool with their uninteresting hair styles," said Chuky, not looking up at Yugi.
Chucky looked up, then stood up suddenly almost screaming a long, "WOOOOOOH!"
"Get back to your seat ya jerk!" he shouted a Yugi.
Yugi walked back to his seat. To amuse himself during the rest of the test he looked down at the test and read a few of Chuck's questions.
Gas Guzzling Greg
Greg buys 54 litres of gasoline to drink every single day. If we know how many pounds of lead he buys, what is the price of the gasoline?
Yugi smirked openly as he read on.
Tiffany's Tax Trouble
For every year Tiffany doesn't pay her taxes, she spend 5 years in jail. If she doesn't pay her taxes for the same number of years that she drives her old car, how many cars does she have?
Yugi put his head down on his desk, trying to stifle much of his laugher, though he wasn't really succeding.
"Hey, Yugi?" asked Joey, "What's so funny?"
"Have you read the rest of this monstrosity?"
"No, I've been busy with other things," He said as he looked down at his half-filled in free porno application, "Why?"
"Just read it."
Joey started to read it and began to laugh, and at the same time so did Yugi.
"Ok, you there!" Chuck said suddenly, pointing to Bakura, one of Yugi's other friends, with long white hair tumbling over the back of his school uniform. "Collect all the tests or I'll have you ass down into detention!"
Bakura hastened to obey and collected all the tests, handing them back.
As soon as the tests hit Chuck's desk, with a resounding thunk, he began scribbling frantically over them all.
Bakura hurried back to his seat.
The minutes ticked by.
They ticked by some more.
They did some more ticking.
"Okay! You there! Give these back!" he said pointing at the Blackboard and sitting down, pulling out a bottle of vodka in the process, from one of the desk drawers. Plunking his feet on his desk, he began to chug the bottle. He waited.
The entire class waited with him.
"YOU THERE!" He screamed at Yugi, "I TOLD YOU TO HAND OUT THE PORNOGR- I MEAN TESTS BACK! HURRY IT UP YA JERK!"
Yugi reluctantly got out of his seat, and gave the tests out. After he finished, he looked down at his own. Below were a bunch of scribbles, lines, squares, and many different polygons. A large crimson 0 sat at the top in all it's glory and Chuck's name appeared in the bottom in red.
Finally the moment the entire class had been waiting for. The bell rang.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* ~*~*~*
Don't worry the story's not over. It's just begun. Wait 'till I get to detention.
Look I'm trying to be funny here. I know I don't have a knack for it, but I'm trying. Please bear with me. I'm going to get some help writing this anyway. Besides, detention is going to be a lot more fun. You wait and see.