A/N: I'll be honest, I really was NOT going to continue this. After my first review said it was … sexy (thank u to whoever sent any reviews btw ^__^ I luv all who did 3) I felt ashamed for some reason and couldn't stop blushing for 15 minutes straight. I blush too easily…remind you of anyone? ^.~ The chibi Sei-chans in my head made me continue! Oooh, every time I leave the computer for 5 minutes, my Tokyo Babylon screensaver goes up. Sorry—random. Anyways, here's the next part. There probably won't be one after this because:
1). I'm out of X yaoi couples (that I luv as much)! AAAAAH!!! I wouldn't do a Kamui/Subaru one. I don't like that pairing much
2). School = evil. 'nuff said.
Now…I'll stop rambling aimlessly!
Disclaimer: X is Clamp's. NOT MIIINE.
A few days later, Sumeragi Subaru woke up early to take a bath. Once he got there, he found a bath that was already full and looked slightly pink. Since being half-asleep made him a tad lazy he just climbed in. Once he got in, he realized the bath was full of sakura petals. He knew exactly what this meant, he wasn't a fool. He was just wondering when Seishirou was going to show up. Only half of him was excited. Then, he remembered something very important: THE BASTARD KILLED HIS SISTER. Applaud almighty Subaru for the reality check. Alarms went off in the adorable omyouji's head saying," time to get outta the friggin' bathtub before Seishirou-san gets here!" So he listened. Just then, the author closed her mouth when she realized her tongue was hanging out at the image of Subaru getting out of bathtub. Thousands of fangirls around the world did the same.
Subaru, being the masochist he is, was ready to do some horrible things to himself. Why? There was no towel to put on! Was he so spaced out that he forgot to bring one? He tried searching a little but all he found was some sakura scented soap, lubricant, and a bowl of strawberries by the tub. How the hell did he miss those?! Scratch the lubricant, he hallucinated that. That left the soap and the strawberries. Everyone leaves a bowl of strawberries by a bathtub full of sakura petals—every "romantic," creative, and seductive assassin that is. Right?
"How about I dry you off, Subaru-kun?" said a captivating voice from the corner. Whoa, no one saw that coming! "Or would you prefer a back massage?"
SPLASH! Subaru was back into the bath. "W-what are you doing here?!" He asked after shuddering.
"I just said why I was here."
"Fuuma was here a few days ago, this isn't very creative."
"He was here?! With you?!?!" Seishirou's tendency to be possessive isn't exactly subtle, especially then.
"No!" Subaru was disturbed by the images appearing in his head once he said that. "With Kamui! Fuuma was with Kamui! In here, this bathtub, filled with feathers. . ."
Seishirou then decided this conversation would be better if he could see Subaru, so he came out of wherever he was. Although he looked really hot as usual, the author prayed that everyone reading would suppress their urges to throw bananas at the computer screen because he was wearing his usual suit and not swimming trunks. Subaru and all Seishirou fangirls on the planet probably booed,(Subaru wouldn't admit to it out loud though) sending the author on a brief but very intense guilt trip.
Seishirou went back to being angry and surprised, so much for the whole no-emotion thing," the dark Kamui took my idea?!?! I can't take this anymore! I'm going to feed him to the tree! First it's copying my style, now this…!"
"Where did you get this idea anyway?"
"Tokyo Babylon doujinsh- I mean, what does it matter, Subaru-kun?"
"Fuuma was in swimming trunks." Yay, Subaru! He won there. So what was "poor" Seishirou-san to do? When all else fails, eat strawberries.
Subaru suddenly remembered he was supposed to try and get out of this situation. He wondered if screaming for help would do anything at all. Little did he know how much it involved, with tearing Yuzuriha from her secret stash of Lawful Drug manga and asukas, Karen from shamelessly flirting with Seiichirou (in lingerie of course), and Kamui trying very hard not to be afraid of the bathtub, although he was dreading his next bath more than the Promised Day.
Once Seishirou finished eating strawberries like there was no tomorrow and Subaru finished with watching him with a look like a starving dog being deprived of steak, Seishirou crept over and began massaging Subaru's back. Oh, no ulterior motive, right? People, this is Seishirou.
". . .What are you doing?"
". . .What do you think I am doing, Subaru-kun? I'm giving you a massage. You're very tense."
The mantra in Subaru's head went something like this: "I will not respond…I will not respond…I will not respond…"
Needless to say, Subaru and Seishirou fangirls around the globe were amused and cheering, watch out for the confetti!
Then, the world ended. Well- not quite, but close enough to it. Seishirou stopped massaging. Subaru was obviously the first to notice. The quick halt rushed him into his harsh reality once again.
". . .Why'd you stop?"
"I need to go."
"WHAT?!" See, we all knew Subaru was thoroughly enjoying that.
"I need to feed the tree. It's telling me it's hungry. I'll be back soon."
Subaru stopped himself from shrieking and asking Seishirou whether the tree was more important than him. He knew he could have thrown in a really cute pout too, but it was no use.
"I'll be back…" Then he left.
Hell broke loose after Subaru's apocalypse.
"Subaru!! Hurry up! I need to shower for my date with miss Arashi tonight! Let me in dammit! It's been an hour! I'm gonna be late! Do you want me to break the door down?!" It was Sorata. Why, oh why did Sorata have to shower right now?!
"I'm still not done yet!" Applaud Subaru's quick thinking abilities to stall. They'll last long. Really.
"Geez, Subaru! How long does it take you to shower?! I'm gonna call Aoki!"
Subaru knew if he didn't surrender the room now, things could only get worse. How long would Sorata take to shower anyway? Surely he could finish before Seishirou returns. . .right? Ladies and gentlemen, we see an example of wishful thinking presented from our lovely Subaru. We do not see this often, ne?
Okay. . .one sec. Subaru picked up the towel, too careless to move the strawberries or other romantic items from the bath. Very, very bad idea. He let Sorata in. Of course, the first things he noticed were the strawberries in a bowl by the bath and the bath full of pink petals. Sorata raised one eyebrow at him. Subaru knew he had to think fast,"It's an herbal petal therapy bath and. . .I was hungry."
"Right. . .ever watched Queer Eye for the Straight Guy…?..." Sorata babbled aimlessly until Subaru closed him into the room.
"Don't want you to be late for you date! Hurry!!!"
Subaru was dying. He had spent the last three minutes pacing back and forth in front of the door to the room. Needless to say, he was attracting attention from people in the halls who walked by.
We all know Subaru has bad luck, it only got worse around here. Soon enough he heard a scream coming from the bathroom. Sorata flung the door open wearing a towel and an extremely distressed expression upon his face.
"There's a dragon of earth in there!"
"I'll take care of him!" Yes, Subaru is smart and well…he does have his own special way of taking care of him. He walked back into the bathroom and closed the door. Seishirou looked surprised.
"Did you send him in your place…?"
"No, he threw me out, I'm sorry…"
"It's fine…back to where we were…"
Subaru was sure to lock the door. . .
. . .
Fourty-five minutes later, Subaru came out of the bathroom, blushing and looking for pleased with himself than he had in his entire life. The author chose for the readers to imagine what happened. We all already know though, right?
~Owari~
LONG LIVE YAOI!!!!!