It's been done a million and 2 times but this is a little different and
it's bloody funny!! There's quite a lot of teenage innuendo.
Squall (to Rinoa): You know what my ideal life partner would look like? (Rinoa looks smug with anticipation) Tall, handsome, short blonde hair (Her face falls) and he'd have a massive…..gunblade! (Rinoa runs out crying)
Zell: You know what hot dogs remind me of?
Quistis (dressed head to toe in leather): Lick the heel of my shoe!
Irvine: Yes mistress Quistis. (well maybe he would say that?!)
Rinoa: Stop hanging on to my leg Squall! I have to go to my advanced understanding of the percentages of health magic and their dominant practicalities!
Siefer: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright. (
Ultamecia: I pick my nose; do you pick your nose?
Rajin: I think I'd make a really good elegant ballet dance! Squall going to tell me who teaches him and we can twirl together.
Seifer: Jesus Christ! Those umpa lumpas are soo scary!
Slephie: Yeh Eminen's my favourite rapper. I just love the way he goes on about death and rape and drugs and stuff.
Cid: No, no chocolate for me today. Pass the slim fast please.
(Edea's being interviewed about the orphanage)
Interviewer: So what happens to the orphans that never find new homes and just mooch around?
Edea: Well I make a good meat and potato pie!
Seifer to fujin
Seifer: Hey Fujin, wasn't your patch on the other eye?
Fujin (blushes and turns around to move it): Um…no….
Laguna: Ward is my special friend.
Ward:……
Kiros backs away slowly.
Irvine (Walks past Zell, then turns to watch his butt as he walks away): Whoa… now that's what I'm talking about!
Please review!!! And I'II write some more!!
Squall (to Rinoa): You know what my ideal life partner would look like? (Rinoa looks smug with anticipation) Tall, handsome, short blonde hair (Her face falls) and he'd have a massive…..gunblade! (Rinoa runs out crying)
Zell: You know what hot dogs remind me of?
Quistis (dressed head to toe in leather): Lick the heel of my shoe!
Irvine: Yes mistress Quistis. (well maybe he would say that?!)
Rinoa: Stop hanging on to my leg Squall! I have to go to my advanced understanding of the percentages of health magic and their dominant practicalities!
Siefer: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright. (
Ultamecia: I pick my nose; do you pick your nose?
Rajin: I think I'd make a really good elegant ballet dance! Squall going to tell me who teaches him and we can twirl together.
Seifer: Jesus Christ! Those umpa lumpas are soo scary!
Slephie: Yeh Eminen's my favourite rapper. I just love the way he goes on about death and rape and drugs and stuff.
Cid: No, no chocolate for me today. Pass the slim fast please.
(Edea's being interviewed about the orphanage)
Interviewer: So what happens to the orphans that never find new homes and just mooch around?
Edea: Well I make a good meat and potato pie!
Seifer to fujin
Seifer: Hey Fujin, wasn't your patch on the other eye?
Fujin (blushes and turns around to move it): Um…no….
Laguna: Ward is my special friend.
Ward:……
Kiros backs away slowly.
Irvine (Walks past Zell, then turns to watch his butt as he walks away): Whoa… now that's what I'm talking about!
Please review!!! And I'II write some more!!