"Grenerella!!" Annie cried exasperatedly as she tapped her foor impaitently
for the young girl to come down. "GRENERELLA!!!???" She bellowed again
looking up and listening for footsteps to descend the stairs. A moment
later the loud scuffling was heard.

"Yes Stepmother?"

"Grenerella?! Where have you been? I had to call you twice that time!!"

"I was cleaning the stables.." Came the meek reply.

"Oh, I though something smelled like shit around here! Now get your dick up
there and clean the chimmeny."

"Yes stepmother-fucker"

"What did you just say?!"

"I said Yes Step Mother.." She repeated as she watched the fat hog go up
the stairs. "Fucker." Grenerella mumbled as she grabbed the ladder and
headed outside to the bright sunny day. She smiled as she saw two boys
playing. "Hello you two!" Grenerella called pausing as she realized that
they weren't playing with each other but looking at porn and well... You
get the picture..

"Hey lady!" One called as he jumped up and ran over to the young woman.
"Watch this!" A swify kick to the balls brought Grenerella to her knees,
eyes widening in pain. "HA! HA! You DO have balls!! See Tom!! I told tou
she had 'em!! I get your mag now!!" The boy swiftly ran over to his freind
to retreive his "precious" new item. Grenerella watched him hatefully as
the two boys left.

"I go through this everyday.. Same thing.. Different kids.. Wish they'd
leave me alone.."

*Music plays*

OH I'm just a poor girl Living in a poor world.
Well I'm not really a girl and My life sucks.

My step-sister Julia gave me pills to see If some boobs
would grow on me
Now I wear a double D
Why'd she hafta do this to me?!

Ohhh I'm a guy with boobs heir bigger than most dudes
How I wish I had some moobs So I could be...
What I used to be... AAAA GGGGGGUUUUUYYYYY!!!!

"Grenerella! Stop that ridiculous racket and clean the chiminey!!
NNNOOOWW!!!"

"Yes Stepmother-fucker! Grenerella mumbled as she stopped the music and
headed up the ladder to do her most hated job. She looked around to her
surprise found everyone in a half mile raoius for her villiage gaping in
disblief at this new knowledge. She blushed and hoped that everyone would
forget the little jingle and return to their one gendered lives.