Spike sat there with his teacher Edward Wong Hau Peplu Trivusky the IV who
was diligently teaching him the ways of the computer. Spike, totally
uninterested puffed on his cigarette comtemplating life.
"Spike-person!? Are you listening to Ed?!"
"Yeah I am!" He retorted
"Then what did Ed say?"
" You said to take Ed's head and shove it through your dumb-ass
computer!!!" (A/N: READ SCREAM Z!)
"Ed did not say that!! Ed say-
The girl was interrupted by a loud knocking on the door.
"Come in!" Spike yelled dreading who in this life he hated could possibly
be on the other end of the slab of painted wood.
"Spike-o!!" King Jet yelled as he ran into the room "Come meet your new
brother!"
"HOLY S-
"Watch Your Mouth!!" Jet reprimanded as he forced his son out the door and
drug him to the royal sitting room.
"Your mother-
"HE'S NOT MY MOTHER!! Spike screamed as he pulled his arm away from Jet's.
"That thing will never ever take place of mom!!"
The king blinked at the sudden outburst but decided to ignore it and
continue with his story. "Ahem.. Well Ein and I were at the mall and we saw
the cutest little thing in a shop and decided that it was about time you
had a brother!" Jet pulled back the blanket to reveal...
"A Log?"
"No!!!" Jet cried "It's a Bonsai tree!!" His name is Bonny!" (A/N: READ
BIRDS, BEES, AND BONSAI TREES!!)
"Look Spike! His hair resembles yours!" Jet said indicating to the plant's
wirly leaves. "Now say hello to Bonny!"
Ein barked proudly at the new addition to the royal family.
"I'm not going to talk to a Fu-
"I SAID WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!" Jet yelled "Dammit Spike! Where the hell did
you learn such dirty-ass language? Now say hello to Bonny!!"
A silence occurred in the room one that never was or never will be heard
again. A small whimper and a bark was heard as Ein tried to communicate
with his husband.
"Your mother says that if you don't say hello that He'll go into your room
and shit on your shoes!"
Spike glared at the corgie, swallowed his cigarette and began to cough
violently.
"Spike!! I told you not to do that in public!! GROSS!!"
Spike stopped and walked over to the tree and spit a salvia doused
cigarette onto the pitiful plant then darted to his room laughing as he
threw Edward out, then shutting and locking his door so a certain mutt
couldn't put a hot steamy surprise in his favorite shoes.
'Why'd Mom hafta die??' Spike thought as soft music began to play:
Things were going pretty good
Just as I thought they would
But now I would change them If I could!
*Music gets a little Jazzy*
Well my mother died one lonely day
Messing things up in every way.
Well my Dad married my dog
Now Ein is my new mom
And my brother is a lllooogggg......
*Music stops and Spike exhales loudly*
"Or is he just a tree?!"
was diligently teaching him the ways of the computer. Spike, totally
uninterested puffed on his cigarette comtemplating life.
"Spike-person!? Are you listening to Ed?!"
"Yeah I am!" He retorted
"Then what did Ed say?"
" You said to take Ed's head and shove it through your dumb-ass
computer!!!" (A/N: READ SCREAM Z!)
"Ed did not say that!! Ed say-
The girl was interrupted by a loud knocking on the door.
"Come in!" Spike yelled dreading who in this life he hated could possibly
be on the other end of the slab of painted wood.
"Spike-o!!" King Jet yelled as he ran into the room "Come meet your new
brother!"
"HOLY S-
"Watch Your Mouth!!" Jet reprimanded as he forced his son out the door and
drug him to the royal sitting room.
"Your mother-
"HE'S NOT MY MOTHER!! Spike screamed as he pulled his arm away from Jet's.
"That thing will never ever take place of mom!!"
The king blinked at the sudden outburst but decided to ignore it and
continue with his story. "Ahem.. Well Ein and I were at the mall and we saw
the cutest little thing in a shop and decided that it was about time you
had a brother!" Jet pulled back the blanket to reveal...
"A Log?"
"No!!!" Jet cried "It's a Bonsai tree!!" His name is Bonny!" (A/N: READ
BIRDS, BEES, AND BONSAI TREES!!)
"Look Spike! His hair resembles yours!" Jet said indicating to the plant's
wirly leaves. "Now say hello to Bonny!"
Ein barked proudly at the new addition to the royal family.
"I'm not going to talk to a Fu-
"I SAID WATCH YOUR MOUTH!!" Jet yelled "Dammit Spike! Where the hell did
you learn such dirty-ass language? Now say hello to Bonny!!"
A silence occurred in the room one that never was or never will be heard
again. A small whimper and a bark was heard as Ein tried to communicate
with his husband.
"Your mother says that if you don't say hello that He'll go into your room
and shit on your shoes!"
Spike glared at the corgie, swallowed his cigarette and began to cough
violently.
"Spike!! I told you not to do that in public!! GROSS!!"
Spike stopped and walked over to the tree and spit a salvia doused
cigarette onto the pitiful plant then darted to his room laughing as he
threw Edward out, then shutting and locking his door so a certain mutt
couldn't put a hot steamy surprise in his favorite shoes.
'Why'd Mom hafta die??' Spike thought as soft music began to play:
Things were going pretty good
Just as I thought they would
But now I would change them If I could!
*Music gets a little Jazzy*
Well my mother died one lonely day
Messing things up in every way.
Well my Dad married my dog
Now Ein is my new mom
And my brother is a lllooogggg......
*Music stops and Spike exhales loudly*
"Or is he just a tree?!"