"Oh my!! Oh my!" Julia exclaimed as she opened a very important
announcement from the king. "The prince is hosting a ball and we are
invited!!" Faye squealed and the two girls began to happily prance around
the room.(A/N: I know that was extremely OOC but you try writing a musical
off the top of your head this time of night.)
"Oh this is great!!" Annie exclaimed as she watched the two dance. "One of
you will marry the Prince and give lots of mon-er I mean grandchildren!!"
"OH! That horrid smell!! What is it?!" Faye questioned as she daintily put
a kerchief over her nose. "It smelly entirely of shit!"
Annie gasped as she turned to see Grenerella standing there. "Grenerella!
Haven't you showered yet?!"
"Yes about twenty times.. But the smell won't leave me."
"Well it's a good thing you're not going to the ball!"
"I'm not?!"
"Of course not!" Julia put in. "You have too many balls to be seen there!
You can make my wedding dress when Price Spike and I are wed!"
"What? Are you delirious?! You're not marrying Spike! I am!! Faye announced
as music played and she began to sing.
"I shall be the one The one to fufill his dreams
The one you'll never be Because you're too hairy!"
Julia scowled evily and began her line.
"Of course I'll be the one He'll one to when he leaves you!
I will be the one he'll ask to marry don't you see?!
He won't marry you because you don't know what pleases."
Faye began to cry, withdrawing her gun and shooting it a few times in the
air mumbling something about "pleasing" and "Julia's a dirty whore." Until
the room was silenced by an awful yell.
"Girls!! Stop this nonsense!!" Annie wailed "we need to go shopping for
some new dresses!! Boy!! Or whatever you are!! Go clean the gutters!!"
"Yes mother!" All three chorused as they set off to do whatever they were
going to do. "Oh I wish I could go..." Grenerella sighed as she watched the
three take off.
announcement from the king. "The prince is hosting a ball and we are
invited!!" Faye squealed and the two girls began to happily prance around
the room.(A/N: I know that was extremely OOC but you try writing a musical
off the top of your head this time of night.)
"Oh this is great!!" Annie exclaimed as she watched the two dance. "One of
you will marry the Prince and give lots of mon-er I mean grandchildren!!"
"OH! That horrid smell!! What is it?!" Faye questioned as she daintily put
a kerchief over her nose. "It smelly entirely of shit!"
Annie gasped as she turned to see Grenerella standing there. "Grenerella!
Haven't you showered yet?!"
"Yes about twenty times.. But the smell won't leave me."
"Well it's a good thing you're not going to the ball!"
"I'm not?!"
"Of course not!" Julia put in. "You have too many balls to be seen there!
You can make my wedding dress when Price Spike and I are wed!"
"What? Are you delirious?! You're not marrying Spike! I am!! Faye announced
as music played and she began to sing.
"I shall be the one The one to fufill his dreams
The one you'll never be Because you're too hairy!"
Julia scowled evily and began her line.
"Of course I'll be the one He'll one to when he leaves you!
I will be the one he'll ask to marry don't you see?!
He won't marry you because you don't know what pleases."
Faye began to cry, withdrawing her gun and shooting it a few times in the
air mumbling something about "pleasing" and "Julia's a dirty whore." Until
the room was silenced by an awful yell.
"Girls!! Stop this nonsense!!" Annie wailed "we need to go shopping for
some new dresses!! Boy!! Or whatever you are!! Go clean the gutters!!"
"Yes mother!" All three chorused as they set off to do whatever they were
going to do. "Oh I wish I could go..." Grenerella sighed as she watched the
three take off.