Grenerella sighed as she threw the last clump of leaves on the ground and
went inside or her 21st shower that day. As she exited the bathroom her
step-mother and step-sisters were leaving to go to the ball.
"Have fun sitting at home while we're having the time of our lives!!" Julia
exclaimed as she strode by in her flowing gown
"Does this bussel make my butt look big?!" Faye questioned as she tried to
turn to look at the back of her dress.
"Of course not dear." Annie said as she came down the stairs in a dress
herself. But of course she looked like nothing more than a fat hog stuffed
inside of a hideous dress.(A/N: Boy... Is she gonna get a lot of dances
tonight!)
"Wow Step-mother! You look great!!" (A/N: Suck up!)Grenerella exclaimed
articially as the three proceeded to leave the house. Annie nodded, her
many chins wiggling in agreement. "Good thing you're not going to the ball.
Disgrace to the family you are." (A/N: Why does that sound like Kenshin or
Yoda to me?!)
With that she slammed the door leaving a sobbing Grenerella on her knees.
"If only I had a Faerie Godmother!"
A chime was heard and a beautiful faerie descended from the sky, his silver
hair blowing in the sofy breeze, his piercing brown eyes glistening as he
looked down and smiled at the young bi-gender. (A/N: Anyone else realize
how screwed up this story really is?) The faerie broke out into song:
Grenerella, Grenerella You have boobs though you're a fella.
You gave me a call So now you're going to the ball!
Grenerella, Grenerella You smell like shit Lemme tell ya!
But if you just give me a chance I can try to get rid of that! Oh-
"WHO ARE YOU?!" Grenerella asked intruptting the faerie's humorous song. "I
am Vicious.. Your faerie Godmother!" Came the reply. "I am here to help you
get redy for the ball.. WEREN'T YOU LISTENING TO MY SONG YOU DUMB-ASS?"
"Oh.. I-I'm sorry.. Your song.. It offended me deeply so I was tuning it
out. What type of name is Vicious for a faerie anyway?!"
"You'll find out in time..." Grinned the godmother. "Now.. If you want to
got o the ball get your balls over here and bring me a pumpkin, 4
cockroaches, 2 boys, and a porn magazine."
"Yes Faerie Godmother!!" She repiled with a bow and took of to find the odd
objects.
****
"Hey!! What the hell?! Let us go you creep!" Came the distant voice of two
boys, 4 cockroaches, a pumpkin and a porn mag being brought to the faerie.
"'Bout time!" Vicious stated as he watched the group come closer. "Now..
set them in front of me!" Grenerella nodded and quickly placed the items in
front of him.
"Ummm.. Vicious.. Do you ever wonder why they call cockroaches roaches for
short intead of cocks?"
"Ummmm NO!!!! What was the point of that question?!"
"I dunno.. I think the author is bored.." (A/N: ZZZZZZZZZ.....(-_- ))
"Whatever.. Now... What was that stupid rhyme again.." Vicious thought as
he racked his brain for the answer. "Oh well! I'll just make it up!!
"Bibidi Babidi Booze! Give me some glass shoes!!"
"What the hell was that?!" Gren asked but was surprised as glass slipper
appeared on her feet and a beautiful white gown appeared over her rags.
"..... It's white..."
"Oh! Don't worry hunny! The artist messes up and your dress turns blue
later on!" Vicious said matter-of-factly. (A/N: Did you ever notice that in
Disney's Cinderella?)
Grenerella turned to see the a beautiful carrage and two handsome coachmen.
The cockroaches were.. Well... No one is gonna notice four giant
cockroaches pulling a carraige.. Right?
"Welp! that's about it!" Vicious exclaimed as he picked up the porn
magazine and began to look at it.
"Hey!! Aren't you gonna like turn the magazine into some purfume or
something so i don't smell like shit?!"
Vicious sighed dreamily as he fingered the pages. "Nope, this magazine is
sweet enough already... The mag was just reward for all my hard work.. If
you really want to smell good.. Go put on some Secret or Old Spice..."
Grenerella growled as she stepped into her carrage and took off. But not
before she waved goodbye to her favorite faerie with her middle finger
extended.
went inside or her 21st shower that day. As she exited the bathroom her
step-mother and step-sisters were leaving to go to the ball.
"Have fun sitting at home while we're having the time of our lives!!" Julia
exclaimed as she strode by in her flowing gown
"Does this bussel make my butt look big?!" Faye questioned as she tried to
turn to look at the back of her dress.
"Of course not dear." Annie said as she came down the stairs in a dress
herself. But of course she looked like nothing more than a fat hog stuffed
inside of a hideous dress.(A/N: Boy... Is she gonna get a lot of dances
tonight!)
"Wow Step-mother! You look great!!" (A/N: Suck up!)Grenerella exclaimed
articially as the three proceeded to leave the house. Annie nodded, her
many chins wiggling in agreement. "Good thing you're not going to the ball.
Disgrace to the family you are." (A/N: Why does that sound like Kenshin or
Yoda to me?!)
With that she slammed the door leaving a sobbing Grenerella on her knees.
"If only I had a Faerie Godmother!"
A chime was heard and a beautiful faerie descended from the sky, his silver
hair blowing in the sofy breeze, his piercing brown eyes glistening as he
looked down and smiled at the young bi-gender. (A/N: Anyone else realize
how screwed up this story really is?) The faerie broke out into song:
Grenerella, Grenerella You have boobs though you're a fella.
You gave me a call So now you're going to the ball!
Grenerella, Grenerella You smell like shit Lemme tell ya!
But if you just give me a chance I can try to get rid of that! Oh-
"WHO ARE YOU?!" Grenerella asked intruptting the faerie's humorous song. "I
am Vicious.. Your faerie Godmother!" Came the reply. "I am here to help you
get redy for the ball.. WEREN'T YOU LISTENING TO MY SONG YOU DUMB-ASS?"
"Oh.. I-I'm sorry.. Your song.. It offended me deeply so I was tuning it
out. What type of name is Vicious for a faerie anyway?!"
"You'll find out in time..." Grinned the godmother. "Now.. If you want to
got o the ball get your balls over here and bring me a pumpkin, 4
cockroaches, 2 boys, and a porn magazine."
"Yes Faerie Godmother!!" She repiled with a bow and took of to find the odd
objects.
****
"Hey!! What the hell?! Let us go you creep!" Came the distant voice of two
boys, 4 cockroaches, a pumpkin and a porn mag being brought to the faerie.
"'Bout time!" Vicious stated as he watched the group come closer. "Now..
set them in front of me!" Grenerella nodded and quickly placed the items in
front of him.
"Ummm.. Vicious.. Do you ever wonder why they call cockroaches roaches for
short intead of cocks?"
"Ummmm NO!!!! What was the point of that question?!"
"I dunno.. I think the author is bored.." (A/N: ZZZZZZZZZ.....(-_- ))
"Whatever.. Now... What was that stupid rhyme again.." Vicious thought as
he racked his brain for the answer. "Oh well! I'll just make it up!!
"Bibidi Babidi Booze! Give me some glass shoes!!"
"What the hell was that?!" Gren asked but was surprised as glass slipper
appeared on her feet and a beautiful white gown appeared over her rags.
"..... It's white..."
"Oh! Don't worry hunny! The artist messes up and your dress turns blue
later on!" Vicious said matter-of-factly. (A/N: Did you ever notice that in
Disney's Cinderella?)
Grenerella turned to see the a beautiful carrage and two handsome coachmen.
The cockroaches were.. Well... No one is gonna notice four giant
cockroaches pulling a carraige.. Right?
"Welp! that's about it!" Vicious exclaimed as he picked up the porn
magazine and began to look at it.
"Hey!! Aren't you gonna like turn the magazine into some purfume or
something so i don't smell like shit?!"
Vicious sighed dreamily as he fingered the pages. "Nope, this magazine is
sweet enough already... The mag was just reward for all my hard work.. If
you really want to smell good.. Go put on some Secret or Old Spice..."
Grenerella growled as she stepped into her carrage and took off. But not
before she waved goodbye to her favorite faerie with her middle finger
extended.