Grenerella smiled as she stepped out of her cockroach infested coach and
made her way daintly down the plush red carpet into the beautiful palace.

"Dammit." Spike thought as he watched the crowd of dancing couples waltzing
around the room. 'Why do I have to be here.. All these girls are ugly
except for....' His eye caught the beautiful girl descending the stairs.
Which unbeknownst to him was really a guy.

'There are soo many hot guys here!' Grenerella thought as she glanced
around the room. 'Bonerific!' A rich deep voice stooped her track of
thoughts as it echoed behind her.

"May I have this dance?"

'It's Prince Spike!!! He wants to dance with me!!!'

As the two waltzed gracefully around the room, Spike stared at her. He
wrinkled his nose in disgust. 'Aw man.. something really smells like crap
around here...' He sweat dropped hoping that Ein's threat didn't exist in
his shoe right now.

"Ummm... Let's go outside shall we?" Spike asked hoping that the night air
would cover up the mistake in his royal shoes.

As the couple sat outside admiring the stars....

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Spike screamed as he gazed down at a familiar carriage.
"Look! That carriage has giant monster cocks pulling it!!"

"WHAT?!" Grenerella asked looking down. "Spike those are CockROACHES..
There's a difference.."

"Oh... But still!! I thought having a dog for a mom and a log for a brother
was wierd!"

Grenerella gasped as she saw her carriage and coachmen and roaches
dissapear and 2 boys, a pumpkin and 4 roaches standing in its place. "I--
Uh.. I hafta go!!" She exclaimed, rushing away as she felt her dress
getting shorter and shorter. She left a glass slipper behind.

***

Spike bent down and picked up the slipper. "Man! this thing is huge! This
girl's sure got some feet! Wonder if that's a good thing... Well hell! She
shouldn't be too hard to find..."
*Soft Music Plays*

I will find you My love
please come let me take you..
and give you.. aaa bbaatthh...

"Yep!" Spike nodded "That smell was definitely coming from her..