"You faerie bitch!!" Exclaimed Grenerella as she stormed into the house in
rags, the kids closley on her tail."WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THE SPELL WASN'T
PERMANENT?!"
"You didn't ask.." Yawned Vicious as he looked at her with disgust. "The deal was that when I ran out of porn pleasure you ran out of dancing pleasure."
"You never told me-
"Chill Man.. That's why they call me Vicious.."
"Oh Shut up! You don't even know what vicious means!" Grenerella said angirly. He scowled and rose getting ready to leave but a sharp pain in his lower regions stopped him as he fell to his knees staring face to face with two boys with devilish smirks.
"That's what you get for taking our porn mag you jerk!!" Vicious growled and dissapeared leaving Grenerella with the two boys. Grenerella yelled in pain as she too hit the floor experiencing the same pain Vicious just had. "Okay.. You're right.. She does have balls.. You can keep the mag.." One boy said dissapointedly as they two boys walked away.
Grenerella cried knowing that she would never find true love again.When suddenly the door screeched open as the two step sisters and their obese mother stormed in.
"You're still crying?!" Julia asked laughing. "You mean you have been lying on the floor for five whole hours like that?! What a baby!!"
***********
"Did you see her Dad? She was beautiful!!!" Spike remarked waiting for his father's reply. "Huh? Oh no son.. I was off doing..... something.... In my room.." Spike looked at him with disgust. "Well she has one heckuva foot so... I'm going to go find her!! See ya!" He exclaimed as he picked up the slipper and left.
************
"And don't forget to clean the toilet!!" Annie yelled
*Knock* Knock*
Annie rushed to the door,opened it and screamed in the caller's face. "WE DON'T WANT ANY!!" "But ma'am!!" Spike reasoned holdomg up the slipper. "I've come to see if the shoe fits any of the young women that live here so I can take her off to my castle where we can get laid!!"
"Well then.. Come right in!"
"Faye??? Julia?? GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE!!! The prince is here!"
Julia and Grenerella came bounding down the stairs. "Grenerella! I didn't call you!! Where is Faye!!??"
"I don't know.. I'm sure she'll be here soon."
"If she doesn't.. Who cares?!" Julia added in.
"Miss would you please take a seat?" Spike asked as he himself took one. Julia nodded and removed her shoe. Spike leaned over and slipped it on.
"It's too big."
"What is this?! Some sort of sick joke?! Only a clown's foot would fit in that shoe!!" Julia said angirly.
"May I try it on?" Grenerella pressed hopefully/
Spike nodded and put the shoe on the foot.
"It..... uuuhhh.. It a fits.." The whole room was silent until a heavenly voice from above broke in."
"You don't want to marry Grenerella.. She's really a guy.. What you want is a real women... ME!"
Spike looked up to see a beautiful angel come down the stairs. The violet haired beauty stopped at the landing her rosy lips curved in a small smile. "Hello Prince Spike my name is Faye.."
"FFFAAAAYYYYEEEE..." Spike repeated slowly as if he were some retard. "Why that name must have come from heaven's sweet cream.." Faye grinned as he took her hand.
"Let us be laid-er wed!" Spike announced looking into her emerald eyes.
"But!!" Grenerella cried "I was the one you supossed to screw-er wed!! My foot fit the slipper!!"
Spike strode angirly over to the she-man's foot and yanked the slipper off throwing to the floor and shattering it's very being.
"Do you think a care?! I met my love!! At least she won't lie to me and say she's a man!! You!!! YOU!! HE-SHE!!!"
Tears filled Grenerella's eyes as she watched the two prance off into the sunset.. Realizing she was neither man or woman but..... AN IT!!!!
__________ *** Grenerella soon becomes famous after she was "discovered." She apperared in the hit movie "IT" (Yes she was the clown) She also appeared in Cowboy bebop. Until she was shot in the next chapter. __________
A/N: Ende gut Alle Gut means "all's well that end's well" in german.. I figured if I included it in my fic maybe it will help me remember waht it means on my next german test.... Well anyway.. soo this fic ended well... After all it was the only chapter that didn't break out in song!! Well REVIEW!!
"You didn't ask.." Yawned Vicious as he looked at her with disgust. "The deal was that when I ran out of porn pleasure you ran out of dancing pleasure."
"You never told me-
"Chill Man.. That's why they call me Vicious.."
"Oh Shut up! You don't even know what vicious means!" Grenerella said angirly. He scowled and rose getting ready to leave but a sharp pain in his lower regions stopped him as he fell to his knees staring face to face with two boys with devilish smirks.
"That's what you get for taking our porn mag you jerk!!" Vicious growled and dissapeared leaving Grenerella with the two boys. Grenerella yelled in pain as she too hit the floor experiencing the same pain Vicious just had. "Okay.. You're right.. She does have balls.. You can keep the mag.." One boy said dissapointedly as they two boys walked away.
Grenerella cried knowing that she would never find true love again.When suddenly the door screeched open as the two step sisters and their obese mother stormed in.
"You're still crying?!" Julia asked laughing. "You mean you have been lying on the floor for five whole hours like that?! What a baby!!"
***********
"Did you see her Dad? She was beautiful!!!" Spike remarked waiting for his father's reply. "Huh? Oh no son.. I was off doing..... something.... In my room.." Spike looked at him with disgust. "Well she has one heckuva foot so... I'm going to go find her!! See ya!" He exclaimed as he picked up the slipper and left.
************
"And don't forget to clean the toilet!!" Annie yelled
*Knock* Knock*
Annie rushed to the door,opened it and screamed in the caller's face. "WE DON'T WANT ANY!!" "But ma'am!!" Spike reasoned holdomg up the slipper. "I've come to see if the shoe fits any of the young women that live here so I can take her off to my castle where we can get laid!!"
"Well then.. Come right in!"
"Faye??? Julia?? GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE!!! The prince is here!"
Julia and Grenerella came bounding down the stairs. "Grenerella! I didn't call you!! Where is Faye!!??"
"I don't know.. I'm sure she'll be here soon."
"If she doesn't.. Who cares?!" Julia added in.
"Miss would you please take a seat?" Spike asked as he himself took one. Julia nodded and removed her shoe. Spike leaned over and slipped it on.
"It's too big."
"What is this?! Some sort of sick joke?! Only a clown's foot would fit in that shoe!!" Julia said angirly.
"May I try it on?" Grenerella pressed hopefully/
Spike nodded and put the shoe on the foot.
"It..... uuuhhh.. It a fits.." The whole room was silent until a heavenly voice from above broke in."
"You don't want to marry Grenerella.. She's really a guy.. What you want is a real women... ME!"
Spike looked up to see a beautiful angel come down the stairs. The violet haired beauty stopped at the landing her rosy lips curved in a small smile. "Hello Prince Spike my name is Faye.."
"FFFAAAAYYYYEEEE..." Spike repeated slowly as if he were some retard. "Why that name must have come from heaven's sweet cream.." Faye grinned as he took her hand.
"Let us be laid-er wed!" Spike announced looking into her emerald eyes.
"But!!" Grenerella cried "I was the one you supossed to screw-er wed!! My foot fit the slipper!!"
Spike strode angirly over to the she-man's foot and yanked the slipper off throwing to the floor and shattering it's very being.
"Do you think a care?! I met my love!! At least she won't lie to me and say she's a man!! You!!! YOU!! HE-SHE!!!"
Tears filled Grenerella's eyes as she watched the two prance off into the sunset.. Realizing she was neither man or woman but..... AN IT!!!!
__________ *** Grenerella soon becomes famous after she was "discovered." She apperared in the hit movie "IT" (Yes she was the clown) She also appeared in Cowboy bebop. Until she was shot in the next chapter. __________
A/N: Ende gut Alle Gut means "all's well that end's well" in german.. I figured if I included it in my fic maybe it will help me remember waht it means on my next german test.... Well anyway.. soo this fic ended well... After all it was the only chapter that didn't break out in song!! Well REVIEW!!