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is Me. So don't sue!
Chapter 3: Journey to the Janitor's Closet
Harry and Co. ran through the halls to the Janitor's Closet. A horrible smell filled the hallways. "Ew! What is that smell?" Ron asked covering his nose.
"That would be the Smellious plant. It is the most poisonous plant in the whole world. I read about it in Hogwarts History," Hermione said. Suddenly great light shone ever bright in front of them. They covered their eyes and when the light was gone a cow stood in front of them.
"AHHH! It's a spy of You-know-who!" Ron screamed.
"I be not a spy of Lord Voldemort, but the GREAT COW OF GLORY!" the cow said then angels began to sing.
"Sweet evilness, it is the GREAT COW OF GLORY!" Draco said and angels began to sing. The cow nodded.
"I have traveled from the pretty n' pink realms to help you Harry Pothead!" the cow said.
"Cool," Harry said.
"You are on a great journey to the Janitor's Closet to defeat the evil Lord Voldemort. I give thee a necklace crafted by house elves. It has the power to make things turn to pink dust!" the cow said handing Harry a golden necklace. "Now, I bid thee farewell. I must return to the pretty n' pink realms. Good luck Harry! Oh and remember: Great cheese comes from happy cows, happy cows come from California!" Then the cow disappeared showering them with cherry blossoms.
"Ookay. So um we gonna uh move on?" Samara asked.
Harry nodded and stabbed the air with his fist and said in his most heroic voice: "Let's roll!"
"Who appointed you the leader?" Draco asked.
"I did," Harry said.
"Why couldn't I have been the leader?" Draco asked.
"Because I'm the smartest, the bravest, and the hero of this story after all. You are just stupid and self-centered. I don't know why the author even bothered to put you in this story at all," Harry said.
Draco, shocked: "You're just jealous because I'm pretty!"
"I have my own fan club!" Harry bragged.
"So I have one too. What makes you so special scarhead?" Draco said smirking.
"Enough, you two! We're wasting time standing here arguing! Let's go before I go crazy!" Samara yelled over them.
"You already are crazy," Hermione said. Samara's jaw dropped.
"Let's roll! Voldemort is waiting for us to foil his plans!" Draco said.
"Right," Harry said. Suddenly the demented author had a strange urge to have everyone change their clothes. Now everyone wore black leather pants and black shirts and sunglasses. In their hands they held guns.
"Now this is what I'm talking about!" Ron said loading his gun.
"Let's go show Voldemort what he's messing with!" Harry said. They all ran down the hall to the Janitor's Closet. "Now on the count of three we'll bust open the door," Harry said. They all nodded. "One." Harry started.
"Three!" Samara yelled.
"Two."
"Three!" Samara yelled.
"Two and a half."
"Three!" Samara yelled again.
"Three!" Harry yelled. They bust down the door and were shocked to find. Lord Voldemort in a pink tutu and the (gasp) Janitor singing a song he had just made up called "Revenge is Me":
Revenge is me Ever sweet and bitter fun I hate Pothead, you see He's James's son
Sweet revenge Sweet revenge
Oh I'll get him some day But he'll always foil my plans Some day he will pay And he'll be live'n out of trash cans.
Sweet revenge Sweet revenge
Revenge is me Ever sweet and bitter fun Can't you see How much fun Revenge can be
Sweet revenge Sweet revenge
It's fun to be a villain I'll come up with evil plans While Pothead's just chill'n In his lil trash can
Sweet revenge Sweet revenge
R-E-V-E-N-G-E! Tell me what it means to me! R-E-V-E-N-G-E Is me
Sweet revenge Sweet revenge
Revenge is me Ever sweet and bitter fun Can't you see How much fun Revenge can be Hang'n wit me!
Sweet revenge Sweet revenge
Once the horrible song had ended. Lord Voldemort stopped dancing and bowed then spotted Harry and Co. He gasped: "How long have you been standing there Pothead and Co.?!"
"Long enough. plus it's all on tape," Harry said pressing the stop recording button on his video camera.
"Noooooo!" Voldemort screamed.
"Sweet blackmail," Harry sang to the tune of "Revenge is Me".
"NOOOOOOOO! This is unbearable! Pothead has foiled my evil plans for world domination! NOOOOOO!" Voldemort grabs a black cloak. "You'll be sorry, Pothead. I will defeat you EVENTUALLY!" And with that Lord Voldemort and the Janitor disappeared showering everyone with black cherry blossoms.
(A/N: Yay! Lord Voldemort's evil and crazy plans have been foiled! Sweet revenge! Next chapter is bound 2 be as crazy as this. When will the madness end? Don't forget 2 review!)
Chapter 3: Journey to the Janitor's Closet
Harry and Co. ran through the halls to the Janitor's Closet. A horrible smell filled the hallways. "Ew! What is that smell?" Ron asked covering his nose.
"That would be the Smellious plant. It is the most poisonous plant in the whole world. I read about it in Hogwarts History," Hermione said. Suddenly great light shone ever bright in front of them. They covered their eyes and when the light was gone a cow stood in front of them.
"AHHH! It's a spy of You-know-who!" Ron screamed.
"I be not a spy of Lord Voldemort, but the GREAT COW OF GLORY!" the cow said then angels began to sing.
"Sweet evilness, it is the GREAT COW OF GLORY!" Draco said and angels began to sing. The cow nodded.
"I have traveled from the pretty n' pink realms to help you Harry Pothead!" the cow said.
"Cool," Harry said.
"You are on a great journey to the Janitor's Closet to defeat the evil Lord Voldemort. I give thee a necklace crafted by house elves. It has the power to make things turn to pink dust!" the cow said handing Harry a golden necklace. "Now, I bid thee farewell. I must return to the pretty n' pink realms. Good luck Harry! Oh and remember: Great cheese comes from happy cows, happy cows come from California!" Then the cow disappeared showering them with cherry blossoms.
"Ookay. So um we gonna uh move on?" Samara asked.
Harry nodded and stabbed the air with his fist and said in his most heroic voice: "Let's roll!"
"Who appointed you the leader?" Draco asked.
"I did," Harry said.
"Why couldn't I have been the leader?" Draco asked.
"Because I'm the smartest, the bravest, and the hero of this story after all. You are just stupid and self-centered. I don't know why the author even bothered to put you in this story at all," Harry said.
Draco, shocked: "You're just jealous because I'm pretty!"
"I have my own fan club!" Harry bragged.
"So I have one too. What makes you so special scarhead?" Draco said smirking.
"Enough, you two! We're wasting time standing here arguing! Let's go before I go crazy!" Samara yelled over them.
"You already are crazy," Hermione said. Samara's jaw dropped.
"Let's roll! Voldemort is waiting for us to foil his plans!" Draco said.
"Right," Harry said. Suddenly the demented author had a strange urge to have everyone change their clothes. Now everyone wore black leather pants and black shirts and sunglasses. In their hands they held guns.
"Now this is what I'm talking about!" Ron said loading his gun.
"Let's go show Voldemort what he's messing with!" Harry said. They all ran down the hall to the Janitor's Closet. "Now on the count of three we'll bust open the door," Harry said. They all nodded. "One." Harry started.
"Three!" Samara yelled.
"Two."
"Three!" Samara yelled.
"Two and a half."
"Three!" Samara yelled again.
"Three!" Harry yelled. They bust down the door and were shocked to find. Lord Voldemort in a pink tutu and the (gasp) Janitor singing a song he had just made up called "Revenge is Me":
Revenge is me Ever sweet and bitter fun I hate Pothead, you see He's James's son
Sweet revenge Sweet revenge
Oh I'll get him some day But he'll always foil my plans Some day he will pay And he'll be live'n out of trash cans.
Sweet revenge Sweet revenge
Revenge is me Ever sweet and bitter fun Can't you see How much fun Revenge can be
Sweet revenge Sweet revenge
It's fun to be a villain I'll come up with evil plans While Pothead's just chill'n In his lil trash can
Sweet revenge Sweet revenge
R-E-V-E-N-G-E! Tell me what it means to me! R-E-V-E-N-G-E Is me
Sweet revenge Sweet revenge
Revenge is me Ever sweet and bitter fun Can't you see How much fun Revenge can be Hang'n wit me!
Sweet revenge Sweet revenge
Once the horrible song had ended. Lord Voldemort stopped dancing and bowed then spotted Harry and Co. He gasped: "How long have you been standing there Pothead and Co.?!"
"Long enough. plus it's all on tape," Harry said pressing the stop recording button on his video camera.
"Noooooo!" Voldemort screamed.
"Sweet blackmail," Harry sang to the tune of "Revenge is Me".
"NOOOOOOOO! This is unbearable! Pothead has foiled my evil plans for world domination! NOOOOOO!" Voldemort grabs a black cloak. "You'll be sorry, Pothead. I will defeat you EVENTUALLY!" And with that Lord Voldemort and the Janitor disappeared showering everyone with black cherry blossoms.
(A/N: Yay! Lord Voldemort's evil and crazy plans have been foiled! Sweet revenge! Next chapter is bound 2 be as crazy as this. When will the madness end? Don't forget 2 review!)