A/N: This letter was written 3 months after Faye and Prince Spike were wed.

"Hmmmmm a letter from the whore.." Julia muttered as she opened the letter
to read its contents.

Dear Julia,

How has your life been? I HOPE IT SUCKS!!! Because mine is great!
I'm sorry you were too ugly and way too hairy to marry the prince..
But you gotta admit, the best bitch won! I sent some money so you could
buy a razor or Nair.. Look on the bright side You can always "Partner up"
with someone after you had a good shave! Oh and by the way..
You were wrong about me not knowing what pleases.. Spike tells me
every night after we-

"AAAGGGGHHHHRRRRRR!!!!" Julia screamed too fustrated and
disgusted to read more. Suddenly a great idea popped into her head.
She knew how she was gonna relieve all that anger it was by-

"OOOHHH GRENERELLA??!!!" Julia shouted cocking her gun and striding outside
to search for the young he-she. With her extremely large nose she was able
to pick up the She-man's
scent. She headed toward the barn where Grenerella was faithfully cleaning
the stalls.
She got in position and aimed and slowly pulled the trigger..