Harry Pothead and The Strangest Year Ever
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything, but the stupid plot, April, Screwed Up Squirrel, Random Rabbit, and Professor Greenleaf. I don't own InuNatasha or Quyhness or Ana-banana or Helen they own themselves.
Chapter 6: The Mystical Land of Madness
Harry and his friends were standing in the middle of the Forbidden Forest. Random Rabbit and Screwed Up Squirrel. "Let's roll!" Draco said. Harry nodded.
"Before you leave, I must give you a gift," The Great Cow said. The Cow gave Hermione a wig to wear since she was bald. "Farewell, Heroes!" The Great Cow said before flying into the night and casting a shadow on the moon. They were once again showered with cherry blossoms.
Screwed Up Squirrel threw some acorns into the air and said a magical word: "Doritos!" The acorns fell in a perfect circle on the ground. "Now, step into the circle and we shall be transported to the land of Madness," Screwed Up Squirrel said. They all stepped into the circle and Screwed Up Squirrel said the magical word: "Frito Lay." Then the ground gave way and they all fell into a spiraling vortex.
After much screaming and falling they all landed in a dark and dismal land where trees grew upside down. "Where are we?" Ron asked holding his head. A huge sign popped up out of the ground it said: "Welcome Peoples to Madnessland! The craziest place in the Universe!"
"Peanuts!" Random Rabbit yelled dancing around in circles. Screwed Up Squirrel shook his head in pity.
"So this is Madnessland," Harry said surveying the landscape. Another sign popped up out of the ground it said: "Correct, Young Pothead!"
"I've read about this place in a book," Hermione said. Everyone stared at her. She looked really weird wearing a blonde wig.
"Let's go. We must take you to the King," Screwed Up Squirrel said. They followed Screwed Up Squirrel to a huge dark castle that was surrounded with black rose gardens. They entered the castle and went to the throne room where the King sat upon his dark throne. Harry looked around himself. Silver and green banners decorated the room. Then Screwed Up Squirrel and Random Rabbit and the others bowed before the King.
"Professor Snape?!" Harry exclaimed after seeing the King. The King was Professor Snape.
"Who were you expecting? Wormtail?" Snape asked.
"No wonder you're so crazy, you're the King of Madnessland," Ron said. Snape nodded. Then an old man they recognized as Gandalf entered the room.
"Gandalf is my advisor," Snape said pointing to Gandalf. Then Legolas entered as well wearing baggy pants and a dollar sign medallion and a beanie on his head.
"Shizzo my nizzo, Harry Pothead!" Legolas said.
"Um.. Hi," Harry said.
"Wazzzzzup, 'Mione?" Legolas asked Hermione.
"Uhhhh. Fine I guess," Hermione said.
"Shizzo my nizzo, Legolas," Draco said. Everyone stared at Draco in disbelief.
"Sup, Dog," Legolas said to Draco.
"What's with this place? Everyone is crazy," Ron said to Screwed Up Squirrel.
"Welcome my world," Screwed Up Squirrel said.
"Hello? Can we talk about how to get rid of Voldiemort?" Harry asked.
"Oh yes. Well Voldiemort lives in a huge dark castle on top of Dark and Evil Mountain," Screwed Up Squirrel said.
"Let's go then," Harry said.
"Wait! We can't leave until we meet all of the uber-cool people!" Screwed Up Squirrel exclaimed. Then all of the uber-cool people came out of the backroom.
"Greetings, Harry Pothead!" Quyhness said.
"Who are you?" Harry asked.
"Why I'm one of the Queens of Madnessland!" Quyhness said like it was obvious.
"Oh. So are you gonna come with us to Voldiemort's dark castle?" Ron asked.
Quyhness giggled like an idiot.
Then another uber-cool person entered the room. "Greetings, Harry Pothead and Co!" InuNatasha said.
"Who are you?" Draco wanted to know.
"An uber-cool person duh! I'm from the real world just like Quyhness!" InuNatasha said.
Then another uber-cool person entered the room. "Hey, ya!" said Ana-banana.
"Who are you?" Hermione asked.
"Isn't it obvious? An uber-cool person!" Ana-banana said. "Harry?"
"Yes?" Harry asked.
"Are you multicellular?" Ana-banana asked.
"Um.. Yeah," Harry said. Ana-banana, InuNatasha, and Quyhness began to giggle.
"That means you're gay," InuNatasha said.
"What's wrong with being happy?" Harry asked. Then another uber-cool person entered the room.
"Hiyaz Peoples!" Cirenidd said.
"Who are you?" Draco asked.
"I'm the author! The ultimate uber-cool person! The Queen of Madnessland!" Cirenidd said. Just then another uber-cool person entered the room.
"You're gay! I'm gay! Let's all be gay!" Helen sang to the tune of Barney's "I love you" song.
"I hate you! You hate me! Let's all kill Barney!" Draco sang.
"You're gay," Helen said.
"Now all uber-cool people must disappear from sight at once!" Cirenidd said. All the uber-cool people vanished. "Now let's get back to the story!" Cirenidd said before vanishing too.
"Ookay. That was weird," Ron said.
They left the castle and saw the dark mountain that Voldiemort lived on. Dark clouds circled around the mountains summit. They all began to journey to the mountain.
"Oh, there once was a Pothead named Harry Who was so high he believed he was a fairy He loves a girl named Hermione Who was so high she fell on her hinny
His best friend is Ron Who was so high he became a con Draco Malfoy, is his enemy Who was so high he failed chemistry," Random Rabbit sang.
Harry shook his head sadly. "I'm surrounded by insane people."
"This is your brain on drugs: HEEEEEEEEEEE!" Random Rabbit cried dancing.
"What are you on?" Harry asked. Random rabbit stopped dancing and stares stupidly at Harry, drool dripping from his mouth.
"Heee?" Random Rabbit asked.
"Forget I asked," Harry said. Then Legolas and Draco began to rap:
Draco: Come coming at you. Come coming at you.
Legolas: Yo. Peep the style. Checking for it. The number one question is how could you ignore it. Drop right back in the cut. Over basement tracks with rap sacks. Got you backing us up. Like rewind that. Just rolling with the rhythm rise from the ashes with stylist division. With these non-stop lyrics are life living. Not to be forgotten but still unforgiving. But in the meantime, there are those who want to talk this and that so I suppose that it gets to a point where feeling are gonna get hurt and get dirty with the people spreading the dirt. It goes.
Draco: Try to if you want it, but everyone ignores me.
Legolas: Told you everything loud and clear.
Draco: But nobody's listening. Called you so clearly, but you don't want to hear me.
Legolas: told you everything loud and clear.
Draco: But nobody's listening.
Legolas: I got a heart full of pain. Head full of stress, filled with anger held in my chest. And everything left is a waste of time. I hate my rhyme. I hate everyone else's more. I'm riding on the back of this pressure. Guessing that it's better I can't keep myself together. Because all of this stress gave me something to ride on the pain gave me something to set my sights on. I'll never forget the blood sweat and tears. Up hill struggle over years. The fearing. The trash talking and the people it was too. And the people that started it just like you.
Draco: try to if you want it, but everyone ignores me.
Legolas: told you everything loud and clear.
Draco: But nobody's listening. Called you so clearly, but you don't want to hear me.
Legolas: told you everything loud and clear.
Draco: But nobody's listening.
Legolas: I got a heart full of pain. Head full of stress, filled with anger held in my chest. Up hill struggle, blood, sweat and tears. Nothing to gain. Everything to fear. Heart full of pain. Head full of stress, filled with anger held in my chest. Up hill struggle, blood, sweat and tears. Nothing to gain. Everything to fear. Heart full of pain. Heart full o pain. Heart full of pain.
Draco: Try to if you want to, but everyone ignores me.
Legolas: told you everything loud and clear.
Draco: but nobody's listening. Called you so clearly, but you don't want to hear me.
Legolas: told you everything loud and clear.
Draco: but nobody's listening.
Legolas: I got a heart full of pain. Head full of stress.
Draco: nobody's listening.
Legolas: head full of anger held in my chest.
Draco: nobody's listening.
Legolas: uphill struggle, blood, sweat and tears.
Draco: nobody's listening.
Legolas: nothing to gain. Everything to fear.
Draco: nobody's listening.
Draco: come coming at you. Come coming at you. Come coming at you.
Legolas and Draco ended their song. Harry was shaking his head and saying: "It's madness."
"Chicken butt?" Random Rabbit asked.
Draco conjured up an invisible convertible and hoped into it. "Come on! We'll get there faster in the invisible madmobile!" Draco said.
"Invisible? Why invisible?" Ron asked.
"So that the bad guys can't jack it!" Draco said in a matter-of-fact way. Harry shrugged and they all hopped into the invisible madmobile. Draco popped in a CD in the built in CD player. He turned up the volume and they all could hear Linkin Park very loudly. Draco sang along with the songs so the journey was unbearable. To be continued!
(A/N: Will our heroes ever make it to Voldiemort's liar alive or will they all die in agony listening to Draco singing along with Linkin Park? Stay tuned to find out! Review!)
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything, but the stupid plot, April, Screwed Up Squirrel, Random Rabbit, and Professor Greenleaf. I don't own InuNatasha or Quyhness or Ana-banana or Helen they own themselves.
Chapter 6: The Mystical Land of Madness
Harry and his friends were standing in the middle of the Forbidden Forest. Random Rabbit and Screwed Up Squirrel. "Let's roll!" Draco said. Harry nodded.
"Before you leave, I must give you a gift," The Great Cow said. The Cow gave Hermione a wig to wear since she was bald. "Farewell, Heroes!" The Great Cow said before flying into the night and casting a shadow on the moon. They were once again showered with cherry blossoms.
Screwed Up Squirrel threw some acorns into the air and said a magical word: "Doritos!" The acorns fell in a perfect circle on the ground. "Now, step into the circle and we shall be transported to the land of Madness," Screwed Up Squirrel said. They all stepped into the circle and Screwed Up Squirrel said the magical word: "Frito Lay." Then the ground gave way and they all fell into a spiraling vortex.
After much screaming and falling they all landed in a dark and dismal land where trees grew upside down. "Where are we?" Ron asked holding his head. A huge sign popped up out of the ground it said: "Welcome Peoples to Madnessland! The craziest place in the Universe!"
"Peanuts!" Random Rabbit yelled dancing around in circles. Screwed Up Squirrel shook his head in pity.
"So this is Madnessland," Harry said surveying the landscape. Another sign popped up out of the ground it said: "Correct, Young Pothead!"
"I've read about this place in a book," Hermione said. Everyone stared at her. She looked really weird wearing a blonde wig.
"Let's go. We must take you to the King," Screwed Up Squirrel said. They followed Screwed Up Squirrel to a huge dark castle that was surrounded with black rose gardens. They entered the castle and went to the throne room where the King sat upon his dark throne. Harry looked around himself. Silver and green banners decorated the room. Then Screwed Up Squirrel and Random Rabbit and the others bowed before the King.
"Professor Snape?!" Harry exclaimed after seeing the King. The King was Professor Snape.
"Who were you expecting? Wormtail?" Snape asked.
"No wonder you're so crazy, you're the King of Madnessland," Ron said. Snape nodded. Then an old man they recognized as Gandalf entered the room.
"Gandalf is my advisor," Snape said pointing to Gandalf. Then Legolas entered as well wearing baggy pants and a dollar sign medallion and a beanie on his head.
"Shizzo my nizzo, Harry Pothead!" Legolas said.
"Um.. Hi," Harry said.
"Wazzzzzup, 'Mione?" Legolas asked Hermione.
"Uhhhh. Fine I guess," Hermione said.
"Shizzo my nizzo, Legolas," Draco said. Everyone stared at Draco in disbelief.
"Sup, Dog," Legolas said to Draco.
"What's with this place? Everyone is crazy," Ron said to Screwed Up Squirrel.
"Welcome my world," Screwed Up Squirrel said.
"Hello? Can we talk about how to get rid of Voldiemort?" Harry asked.
"Oh yes. Well Voldiemort lives in a huge dark castle on top of Dark and Evil Mountain," Screwed Up Squirrel said.
"Let's go then," Harry said.
"Wait! We can't leave until we meet all of the uber-cool people!" Screwed Up Squirrel exclaimed. Then all of the uber-cool people came out of the backroom.
"Greetings, Harry Pothead!" Quyhness said.
"Who are you?" Harry asked.
"Why I'm one of the Queens of Madnessland!" Quyhness said like it was obvious.
"Oh. So are you gonna come with us to Voldiemort's dark castle?" Ron asked.
Quyhness giggled like an idiot.
Then another uber-cool person entered the room. "Greetings, Harry Pothead and Co!" InuNatasha said.
"Who are you?" Draco wanted to know.
"An uber-cool person duh! I'm from the real world just like Quyhness!" InuNatasha said.
Then another uber-cool person entered the room. "Hey, ya!" said Ana-banana.
"Who are you?" Hermione asked.
"Isn't it obvious? An uber-cool person!" Ana-banana said. "Harry?"
"Yes?" Harry asked.
"Are you multicellular?" Ana-banana asked.
"Um.. Yeah," Harry said. Ana-banana, InuNatasha, and Quyhness began to giggle.
"That means you're gay," InuNatasha said.
"What's wrong with being happy?" Harry asked. Then another uber-cool person entered the room.
"Hiyaz Peoples!" Cirenidd said.
"Who are you?" Draco asked.
"I'm the author! The ultimate uber-cool person! The Queen of Madnessland!" Cirenidd said. Just then another uber-cool person entered the room.
"You're gay! I'm gay! Let's all be gay!" Helen sang to the tune of Barney's "I love you" song.
"I hate you! You hate me! Let's all kill Barney!" Draco sang.
"You're gay," Helen said.
"Now all uber-cool people must disappear from sight at once!" Cirenidd said. All the uber-cool people vanished. "Now let's get back to the story!" Cirenidd said before vanishing too.
"Ookay. That was weird," Ron said.
They left the castle and saw the dark mountain that Voldiemort lived on. Dark clouds circled around the mountains summit. They all began to journey to the mountain.
"Oh, there once was a Pothead named Harry Who was so high he believed he was a fairy He loves a girl named Hermione Who was so high she fell on her hinny
His best friend is Ron Who was so high he became a con Draco Malfoy, is his enemy Who was so high he failed chemistry," Random Rabbit sang.
Harry shook his head sadly. "I'm surrounded by insane people."
"This is your brain on drugs: HEEEEEEEEEEE!" Random Rabbit cried dancing.
"What are you on?" Harry asked. Random rabbit stopped dancing and stares stupidly at Harry, drool dripping from his mouth.
"Heee?" Random Rabbit asked.
"Forget I asked," Harry said. Then Legolas and Draco began to rap:
Draco: Come coming at you. Come coming at you.
Legolas: Yo. Peep the style. Checking for it. The number one question is how could you ignore it. Drop right back in the cut. Over basement tracks with rap sacks. Got you backing us up. Like rewind that. Just rolling with the rhythm rise from the ashes with stylist division. With these non-stop lyrics are life living. Not to be forgotten but still unforgiving. But in the meantime, there are those who want to talk this and that so I suppose that it gets to a point where feeling are gonna get hurt and get dirty with the people spreading the dirt. It goes.
Draco: Try to if you want it, but everyone ignores me.
Legolas: Told you everything loud and clear.
Draco: But nobody's listening. Called you so clearly, but you don't want to hear me.
Legolas: told you everything loud and clear.
Draco: But nobody's listening.
Legolas: I got a heart full of pain. Head full of stress, filled with anger held in my chest. And everything left is a waste of time. I hate my rhyme. I hate everyone else's more. I'm riding on the back of this pressure. Guessing that it's better I can't keep myself together. Because all of this stress gave me something to ride on the pain gave me something to set my sights on. I'll never forget the blood sweat and tears. Up hill struggle over years. The fearing. The trash talking and the people it was too. And the people that started it just like you.
Draco: try to if you want it, but everyone ignores me.
Legolas: told you everything loud and clear.
Draco: But nobody's listening. Called you so clearly, but you don't want to hear me.
Legolas: told you everything loud and clear.
Draco: But nobody's listening.
Legolas: I got a heart full of pain. Head full of stress, filled with anger held in my chest. Up hill struggle, blood, sweat and tears. Nothing to gain. Everything to fear. Heart full of pain. Head full of stress, filled with anger held in my chest. Up hill struggle, blood, sweat and tears. Nothing to gain. Everything to fear. Heart full of pain. Heart full o pain. Heart full of pain.
Draco: Try to if you want to, but everyone ignores me.
Legolas: told you everything loud and clear.
Draco: but nobody's listening. Called you so clearly, but you don't want to hear me.
Legolas: told you everything loud and clear.
Draco: but nobody's listening.
Legolas: I got a heart full of pain. Head full of stress.
Draco: nobody's listening.
Legolas: head full of anger held in my chest.
Draco: nobody's listening.
Legolas: uphill struggle, blood, sweat and tears.
Draco: nobody's listening.
Legolas: nothing to gain. Everything to fear.
Draco: nobody's listening.
Draco: come coming at you. Come coming at you. Come coming at you.
Legolas and Draco ended their song. Harry was shaking his head and saying: "It's madness."
"Chicken butt?" Random Rabbit asked.
Draco conjured up an invisible convertible and hoped into it. "Come on! We'll get there faster in the invisible madmobile!" Draco said.
"Invisible? Why invisible?" Ron asked.
"So that the bad guys can't jack it!" Draco said in a matter-of-fact way. Harry shrugged and they all hopped into the invisible madmobile. Draco popped in a CD in the built in CD player. He turned up the volume and they all could hear Linkin Park very loudly. Draco sang along with the songs so the journey was unbearable. To be continued!
(A/N: Will our heroes ever make it to Voldiemort's liar alive or will they all die in agony listening to Draco singing along with Linkin Park? Stay tuned to find out! Review!)