Insight to our Main characters: Sammi, 5'7" dirty blonde hair, honey brown eyes, in Alysha's opinion, rather straight up and down, kinda muscly, fairly academic type, though often has blonde moments, loves her sports mostly soccer and horseriding, though she's also a good distance runner.

Alysha: 5'5", light brown sun streaked hair, freaky eyes that change from green to brown with her mood, , can be smart when she can be bothered, but tends to wing it, most often described as 'the crazy one.' Loves motorbikes, horses, and most contact or extreme sports. Speed Freak.

The pair has been together as best friends for a good portion of their lives, and became so close that they think on the same wavelength, often picking up on each others thoughts and sensing each other's presence. True, the relationship is really like that.

The Super Troopers take Middle Earth

"I swear, Sammi that horse wants to kill me!" Alysha yelled at her best friend, pointing to the big black gelding she sat on. The tall horse glared at the girl pointing at him, his evil eyes flaming red. "See! Did you see that? It's possessed I tell you!"

Sammi laughed at her friend, thinking she was hallucinating again. "Jacky's a sweetie, just because he's the only horse on the planet to ever throw you off, doesn't make him evil. And he was only new to us when that happened, he's trained up now."

Alysha folded her arms stubbornly, and glared at the horse, thinking about vanquishing potions and exorcism. Sammi laughed again and grabbed her friends arm. "C'mon, we'll never get to the competition in time if you don't ride with me. You've got no-one to blame but yourself for this turn of events, you were the one who spent the money for your horse's shoeing on new jeans." Alysha pouted more, but grudgingly swung herself up behind Sammi in the saddle. Jack shifted uncomfortably at Alysha's weight and jumped forward in an attempt to unseat her. Sammi could hear the girl behind her muttering something along the lines of 'I told you so.'

Half an hour later, Jack was flying across an open paddock to the gate on the other side. On the other side of that gate was the local riding club, and Sammi was competing in a hunter jump-off. The wind blew the hoods of their raincoats back and the grass swished around the girls ankles on the 16hh horse and was tickling Sammi's sensitive spot, making her giggle insanely.

"Samantha! Please concentrate on the demon-horse, before we both end up-"

At that moment, Jack decided he was going to change directions and go speeding into the bush. Alysha moaned. "Too late."

Samantha wrested the black gelding into a canter, while Alysha was left to bounce around helplessly behind the saddle with only the straps of her backpack to hang onto.

"Stupid horse!" Sammi growled, as Jack had only ever acted up once for her. (Funnily enough, it was the only other time when Alysha had been riding with them.)

Looking over Sammi's shoulder, the other Super Trooper saw a man walking with four kids in superhero capes ahead, right where their psychotic horse was charging. "SAMMI! Watch out! The kids!" Samantha leaned right back, pulling desperately one her horse's reins, trying to get the possessed beast to slow down.

The man looked up from his path and gasped, seeing a black horse charging towards him with a pair of hooded riders. "Wraiths!" He yelled to the kids behind him, and they ran off the path.

"Heads up!" Alysha yelled as Jack skidded to a stop and began to buck. She sailed off the gelding and into the pine needles, arse first. As soon as Jack felt Alysha fall off, he settled into a prancing jig on the spot. "I told you so, he wants to kill me!" She shrieked angrily.

The man stood to the side of the trail, staring open-mouthed at the odd trio. The four small blokes who stood on the other side of the demon-horse burst into gales of laughter, along with Samantha. The tall man regained his composure and cleared his throat to Alysha still sitting splay legged on the roots of a massive tree of some sort. She glared at him.

The tall man raised a questioning eyebrow. "Who are you, maiden riders from the forest? You don't appear to be anyone I've seen in these parts before, and I know most of the people from this area."

Samantha cracked up laughing at the look on Alysha's face, before realizing why she looked so terrified. The man standing above her friend was none other than Aragorn II of Middle Earth.

Samantha groaned. "Here we go again..."

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And that's chapter one. Please Read and Review, but be nice, Constructive Criticism only, flamers are mean. :-p This isn't going to be a Mary-Sue 'girl meets Legolas, falls in love and they live happily ever after' story, but a kind of self insertion based on a stereotyped version of ourselves and the havoc we create. We've written a few stories like this one, with us ending up in stories and movies and messing it all up, and Middle Earth shall not be spared! If you like this story, look for our other "Super Troopers take." Stories, at the moment, there's a Harry Potter one, and a Star Wars epic in the way! Thanks! Love to all!

.:~*~:. Peace, out Nimloth and Andu?niƫ