A/N- O_O Oh wow! I never expected this many reviews. *blinks*
Oh yeah----
Satyr- That's awesome you know what I'm talking about! No, I'm not going to Skyline though. I'm going to Issaquah high, but it would be fun if we could meet up at a sports game sometime next year, no? As for a sequel, I wasn't planning on it, but I am going to do other parodies.
Erica- ^_^ You used to go to Pine Lake?!? That's ace. Do you go to Issaquah, or what? Ahhh! This is so cool that there are people other than the Four and The Fifth member who know what I'm talking about!!!!!!
*grins* And now, on with the show!
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They all entered the bathroom.
Nothing happened. Whatsoever. But the Four looked around nervously anyway. Didn't hurt to be on your guard.
"Oh Andrew, get off it already. Open your eyes."
Andrew had shut his eyes, and was crossing his arms defiantly.
"No, I'm not supposed to be in here!" Laura groaned.
"Andrew, open your eyes, or I'll tell everyone about your lovely little makeover. I do have a camera, and it doesn't cost much to blow a picture up poster size."
Rachel, Sarah, and Elwyn grinned at each other. If nothing else, she was good at two things: doing Canadian accents, and giving threats. Rachel shook her head sadly and turned to Elwyn to whisper in her ear, "At least no one's told him that our high school has elevators."
"It does?"
Rachel coughed. "It was a joke, El. Never mind, forget I said it." Andrew sighed defeatedly, and hesitantly opened one eye. He frowned in obvious disappointment.
"What's up with you?"
"You know those rumors they tell you in elementary school? Well, girl's bathroom isn't nicer than the boys."
"Well I'm sorry to disappoint you, if you were expecting carpet, or something, but-" Sarah was cut of when the door opened.
"Ugh, I knew I'd find you here." She flipped her hair and didn't get it caught in her hoops, showing many years of practice, and placed a hand on her Old-Navy clad hip. Without a doubt, this was the Preppy One herself, Kelsey.
Laura walked up to her, and put on an insincere smile.
"Let me, if I may, take a wild, uneducated, completely unreliable guess that you are here to steal back what we have rightfully taken."
Kelsey just blinked, taking a moment to think about what was said. It was apparent that she hadn't been paying any attention during vocabulary in language arts.
"In simple terms, you want your Ring back."
"Yeah, so hand it over." She placed an expectant hand before her.
"I dunno, hon." Said Elwyn, waving at her. "I was thinking it could be the new punk fashion accessory." Kelsey rolled her eyes.
"Whatever. Just give it back, and I'll let you go."
Andrew laughed.
"Uh, we could just waltz out of here right now if we wanted to, no problem."
"And because you don't have any of your minions with you, you wouldn't be strong enough to stop us." Said Sarah, smiling quite kindly.
"And, if you don't let us destroy it, I'll put *this* on you!" Said Rachel, brandishing an overly bright shade of electric orange eye shadow. Kelsey gave and indignant sputter, and narrowed her eyes, disbelieving.
"You sick, sick person." All-consuming hatred and disgust dripped of every word. "Orange does nothing for my skin tone!"
"Um, if I may, it's more of a tangerine shade." Noted Elwyn.
Kelsey sneered at her, and recovered from the shock.
"Well, if you destroy the Ring, then I'll destroy *this*." She pulled from her pocket and judging from Andrew's gasp a very rare and valuable Magic the Gathering playing card.
"You can't!"
"Watch me."
"Andrew, it's for the greater good." Said Sarah consolingly.
Andrew gave a bleak nod and pulled out the Ring, which had changed hands many times this afternoon.
"I'm afraid not."
"Er, Kelsey, I'm not sure you want it back." Said Laura, trying not to smile.
"Yeah, because we minus Andrew had a little fun with a permanent black marker." Said Elwyn, grinning.
"Yeah? Sure. Right."
"Get a bigger vocabulary, will you?" Coughed Sarah.
"Whatever."
"Exactly! I rest my case."
"Fine have it your way, but don't tell us we didn't warn you."
Andrew handed her the Ring, and the looked at it, a growing amount of loathing making itself present on her face.
"What. . . have you done?"
"Like it?" Asked Elwyn. "I hope the three times that it says "Death to Preps" wasn't too much."
"Yeah, I was worried about that," said Laura.
"Me too. I was sort of hoping that it didn't distract with any outfit she was planning on wearing." Agreed Sarah
"Oh well, you can't have everything perfect," Said Rachel, shaking her head in mock sadness.
Kelsey screamed, and pushed through them, toward one of the bathroom stalls.
"How dare you! YOU CAN'T ERASE PERMANENT MARKER!"
"Well, I must say that that *was* the intent."
"UGH! GET IT OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
"Hey, you can't flush it! That's our job!!!"
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ONE MORE CHAPTER IS COMING~! Oh, please review! If possible, my goal is 100 reviews!!!! So refer this to your friends, you mums, you dads, your cousin on your mother's side twice removed. . .
LOADS OF LOVE, ~El
Satyr- That's awesome you know what I'm talking about! No, I'm not going to Skyline though. I'm going to Issaquah high, but it would be fun if we could meet up at a sports game sometime next year, no? As for a sequel, I wasn't planning on it, but I am going to do other parodies.
Erica- ^_^ You used to go to Pine Lake?!? That's ace. Do you go to Issaquah, or what? Ahhh! This is so cool that there are people other than the Four and The Fifth member who know what I'm talking about!!!!!!
*grins* And now, on with the show!
*~*~*~*~*~*~
They all entered the bathroom.
Nothing happened. Whatsoever. But the Four looked around nervously anyway. Didn't hurt to be on your guard.
"Oh Andrew, get off it already. Open your eyes."
Andrew had shut his eyes, and was crossing his arms defiantly.
"No, I'm not supposed to be in here!" Laura groaned.
"Andrew, open your eyes, or I'll tell everyone about your lovely little makeover. I do have a camera, and it doesn't cost much to blow a picture up poster size."
Rachel, Sarah, and Elwyn grinned at each other. If nothing else, she was good at two things: doing Canadian accents, and giving threats. Rachel shook her head sadly and turned to Elwyn to whisper in her ear, "At least no one's told him that our high school has elevators."
"It does?"
Rachel coughed. "It was a joke, El. Never mind, forget I said it." Andrew sighed defeatedly, and hesitantly opened one eye. He frowned in obvious disappointment.
"What's up with you?"
"You know those rumors they tell you in elementary school? Well, girl's bathroom isn't nicer than the boys."
"Well I'm sorry to disappoint you, if you were expecting carpet, or something, but-" Sarah was cut of when the door opened.
"Ugh, I knew I'd find you here." She flipped her hair and didn't get it caught in her hoops, showing many years of practice, and placed a hand on her Old-Navy clad hip. Without a doubt, this was the Preppy One herself, Kelsey.
Laura walked up to her, and put on an insincere smile.
"Let me, if I may, take a wild, uneducated, completely unreliable guess that you are here to steal back what we have rightfully taken."
Kelsey just blinked, taking a moment to think about what was said. It was apparent that she hadn't been paying any attention during vocabulary in language arts.
"In simple terms, you want your Ring back."
"Yeah, so hand it over." She placed an expectant hand before her.
"I dunno, hon." Said Elwyn, waving at her. "I was thinking it could be the new punk fashion accessory." Kelsey rolled her eyes.
"Whatever. Just give it back, and I'll let you go."
Andrew laughed.
"Uh, we could just waltz out of here right now if we wanted to, no problem."
"And because you don't have any of your minions with you, you wouldn't be strong enough to stop us." Said Sarah, smiling quite kindly.
"And, if you don't let us destroy it, I'll put *this* on you!" Said Rachel, brandishing an overly bright shade of electric orange eye shadow. Kelsey gave and indignant sputter, and narrowed her eyes, disbelieving.
"You sick, sick person." All-consuming hatred and disgust dripped of every word. "Orange does nothing for my skin tone!"
"Um, if I may, it's more of a tangerine shade." Noted Elwyn.
Kelsey sneered at her, and recovered from the shock.
"Well, if you destroy the Ring, then I'll destroy *this*." She pulled from her pocket and judging from Andrew's gasp a very rare and valuable Magic the Gathering playing card.
"You can't!"
"Watch me."
"Andrew, it's for the greater good." Said Sarah consolingly.
Andrew gave a bleak nod and pulled out the Ring, which had changed hands many times this afternoon.
"I'm afraid not."
"Er, Kelsey, I'm not sure you want it back." Said Laura, trying not to smile.
"Yeah, because we minus Andrew had a little fun with a permanent black marker." Said Elwyn, grinning.
"Yeah? Sure. Right."
"Get a bigger vocabulary, will you?" Coughed Sarah.
"Whatever."
"Exactly! I rest my case."
"Fine have it your way, but don't tell us we didn't warn you."
Andrew handed her the Ring, and the looked at it, a growing amount of loathing making itself present on her face.
"What. . . have you done?"
"Like it?" Asked Elwyn. "I hope the three times that it says "Death to Preps" wasn't too much."
"Yeah, I was worried about that," said Laura.
"Me too. I was sort of hoping that it didn't distract with any outfit she was planning on wearing." Agreed Sarah
"Oh well, you can't have everything perfect," Said Rachel, shaking her head in mock sadness.
Kelsey screamed, and pushed through them, toward one of the bathroom stalls.
"How dare you! YOU CAN'T ERASE PERMANENT MARKER!"
"Well, I must say that that *was* the intent."
"UGH! GET IT OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
"Hey, you can't flush it! That's our job!!!"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
ONE MORE CHAPTER IS COMING~! Oh, please review! If possible, my goal is 100 reviews!!!! So refer this to your friends, you mums, you dads, your cousin on your mother's side twice removed. . .
LOADS OF LOVE, ~El