Harry Pothead and the Strangest Year Ever!
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything but, the stupid plot, Random Rabbit, April, Screwed Up Squirrel, and Professor Greenleaf.
Chapter 8: Dr. Evil and His Diabolical Plot
They soon reached the top floor. The two elevator doors opened and they could see.. Lord Voldiemort dressed in a silver shirt and pants. His head was bald and he held his pinky to the corner of his mouth. A smaller version of him stood next to him.
"I've got you now, Harry Pothead!" Lord Voldiemort said.
"YOU WILL NEVER GET ME LORD VOLIEMORT! FOR IT IS I! HARRY POTHEAD! THE BOY- WHO-LIVED!" Harry yelled striking another cheesy heroic pose.
"Actually, I've just changed my name to: DR. EVIL!" Lord Voldiemort I mean Dr. Evil said.
"Er.. Okay. YOU WILL NEVER GET ME DR. EVIL! FOR IT IS I! HARRY POTHEAD! THE BOY-WHO-LIVED!" Harry said.
"Too bad, Pothead. I have come up with a really evil plan that you cannot foil!" Dr. Evil said.
"HA! NO MATTER! I SHALL ALWAYS WIN!" Harry said pulling out the Necklace of Meltor from his pocket. Suddenly a ugly hunchbacked guy wobbled in carrying blueprints.
"Maasster. I've got the plaans," he said.
"Very good, Peter," Dr. Evil said tossing him a doggie treat. Peter jumped up in the air and grabbed the doggie treat with his teeth.
"Peter? As in Peter Pettigrew?" Ron asked in disbelief.
"Yes. Peter Pettigrew," Dr. Evil's replica also known as Mini-Me said.
"Frozen pizza?" Random Rabbit asked.
"No. He said Peter Pettigrew," Screwed Up Squirrel said.
"Meow?" Random Rabbit asked. Screwed Up Squirrel sighed and chose to ignore Random Rabbit.
Suddenly two hobbits and Gollum entered the room. "Hmm. This doesn't look like Mordor. Are you sure, Smeagol?" Frodo asked.
"Oopsie. Wrong map. Sorry master," Gollum replied. Frodo sighed.
"AHH! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!" Frodo cried when he noticed everyone in Dr. Evil's lair.
"I AM HARRY POTHEAD! THE BOY-WHO-LIVED! BOW TO ME I AM IMMORTAL!" Harry cried taking yet another cheesy heroic pose. "And these guys are just some friends," Harry indicated the others who smiled and waved.
"Hi I'm Frodo and this is Sam and this is our guide Smeagol," Frodo said. Harry nodded.
"You remind me of a house elf by the name of Dobby," Harry said to Gollum.
"Do we look like an elf to you?" Gollum asked a little angry. "Stupid mortal yes precious," Gollum whispered to himself.
"I BE NO MERE MORTAL! FOR I AM HARRY POTHEAD! THE BOY-WHO-LIVED!" Harry exclaimed.
"Hello? I'm supposed to be the center of attention," Dr. Evil said. Once everyone had his attention he continued: "DIE HARRY POTHEAD! MAUHAHAHAHAHA! BUT FIRST: GIVE ME THE RING FRODO!"
"NEVER!" Frodo yelled. "Watch and be amazed as I become invisible!" Frodo slipped on the One Ring. Yet he still remained visible.
"Um we can still see you," Ron said.
"No you can't! I'm invisible!" Frodo yelled.
"Whatever," Dr. Evil said. "Now I will tell you my diabolical plans!"
"What does diabolical mean?" Ron asked.
"I don't believe in big words," Draco said. Hermione sighs dramatically.
"Diabolical or diabolic- adj. Wicked, fiendish, or cruel," Hermione said.
"Hermione! The Amazing Walking Human Dictionary!" Ron exclaimed.
"Ahem.. Can we continue with the original program?" Dr. Evil asked. Everyone nods. "My diabolical plans are to kill Harry Pothead and his annoying friends and to blow the United States off of the face of the Earth! MAUHAHAHAHA!" Just then Osama Bin Ladin enters the room with a little llama on a leash.
"Dr. Evil! The bomb has been made!" Osama said.
"GASP! ANOTHER EVIL DOER! NO MATTER I SHALL ALWAYS WIN!" Harry exclaimed.
"So this is the annoying little boy that defeated you. But he is only a mere boy!" Osama exclaimed dramatically.
"I BE NO MERE BOY! I AM HARRY POTHEAD! THE BOY-WHO-LIVED! BOW DOWN TO ME! I AM IMMORTAL!" Harry exclaimed taking yet another cheesy heroic pose.
"Ookay. So I was wrong. He is a boy with an over inflated ego," Osama said. His llama nodded in agreement.
"Can we PLEASE get back to me?" Dr. Evil asked. Everyone nods. Then he turns on Harry with his wand in hand. "Now Harry Pothead you will die!" To be continued!
(A/N: Oh no! Will Harry and his friends escape? Will Dr. Evil kill our heroes and take over the world? Will the U.S ever adopt the metric system? I think not! Stay tuned!)
DISCLAIMER: I don't own anything but, the stupid plot, Random Rabbit, April, Screwed Up Squirrel, and Professor Greenleaf.
Chapter 8: Dr. Evil and His Diabolical Plot
They soon reached the top floor. The two elevator doors opened and they could see.. Lord Voldiemort dressed in a silver shirt and pants. His head was bald and he held his pinky to the corner of his mouth. A smaller version of him stood next to him.
"I've got you now, Harry Pothead!" Lord Voldiemort said.
"YOU WILL NEVER GET ME LORD VOLIEMORT! FOR IT IS I! HARRY POTHEAD! THE BOY- WHO-LIVED!" Harry yelled striking another cheesy heroic pose.
"Actually, I've just changed my name to: DR. EVIL!" Lord Voldiemort I mean Dr. Evil said.
"Er.. Okay. YOU WILL NEVER GET ME DR. EVIL! FOR IT IS I! HARRY POTHEAD! THE BOY-WHO-LIVED!" Harry said.
"Too bad, Pothead. I have come up with a really evil plan that you cannot foil!" Dr. Evil said.
"HA! NO MATTER! I SHALL ALWAYS WIN!" Harry said pulling out the Necklace of Meltor from his pocket. Suddenly a ugly hunchbacked guy wobbled in carrying blueprints.
"Maasster. I've got the plaans," he said.
"Very good, Peter," Dr. Evil said tossing him a doggie treat. Peter jumped up in the air and grabbed the doggie treat with his teeth.
"Peter? As in Peter Pettigrew?" Ron asked in disbelief.
"Yes. Peter Pettigrew," Dr. Evil's replica also known as Mini-Me said.
"Frozen pizza?" Random Rabbit asked.
"No. He said Peter Pettigrew," Screwed Up Squirrel said.
"Meow?" Random Rabbit asked. Screwed Up Squirrel sighed and chose to ignore Random Rabbit.
Suddenly two hobbits and Gollum entered the room. "Hmm. This doesn't look like Mordor. Are you sure, Smeagol?" Frodo asked.
"Oopsie. Wrong map. Sorry master," Gollum replied. Frodo sighed.
"AHH! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!" Frodo cried when he noticed everyone in Dr. Evil's lair.
"I AM HARRY POTHEAD! THE BOY-WHO-LIVED! BOW TO ME I AM IMMORTAL!" Harry cried taking yet another cheesy heroic pose. "And these guys are just some friends," Harry indicated the others who smiled and waved.
"Hi I'm Frodo and this is Sam and this is our guide Smeagol," Frodo said. Harry nodded.
"You remind me of a house elf by the name of Dobby," Harry said to Gollum.
"Do we look like an elf to you?" Gollum asked a little angry. "Stupid mortal yes precious," Gollum whispered to himself.
"I BE NO MERE MORTAL! FOR I AM HARRY POTHEAD! THE BOY-WHO-LIVED!" Harry exclaimed.
"Hello? I'm supposed to be the center of attention," Dr. Evil said. Once everyone had his attention he continued: "DIE HARRY POTHEAD! MAUHAHAHAHAHA! BUT FIRST: GIVE ME THE RING FRODO!"
"NEVER!" Frodo yelled. "Watch and be amazed as I become invisible!" Frodo slipped on the One Ring. Yet he still remained visible.
"Um we can still see you," Ron said.
"No you can't! I'm invisible!" Frodo yelled.
"Whatever," Dr. Evil said. "Now I will tell you my diabolical plans!"
"What does diabolical mean?" Ron asked.
"I don't believe in big words," Draco said. Hermione sighs dramatically.
"Diabolical or diabolic- adj. Wicked, fiendish, or cruel," Hermione said.
"Hermione! The Amazing Walking Human Dictionary!" Ron exclaimed.
"Ahem.. Can we continue with the original program?" Dr. Evil asked. Everyone nods. "My diabolical plans are to kill Harry Pothead and his annoying friends and to blow the United States off of the face of the Earth! MAUHAHAHAHA!" Just then Osama Bin Ladin enters the room with a little llama on a leash.
"Dr. Evil! The bomb has been made!" Osama said.
"GASP! ANOTHER EVIL DOER! NO MATTER I SHALL ALWAYS WIN!" Harry exclaimed.
"So this is the annoying little boy that defeated you. But he is only a mere boy!" Osama exclaimed dramatically.
"I BE NO MERE BOY! I AM HARRY POTHEAD! THE BOY-WHO-LIVED! BOW DOWN TO ME! I AM IMMORTAL!" Harry exclaimed taking yet another cheesy heroic pose.
"Ookay. So I was wrong. He is a boy with an over inflated ego," Osama said. His llama nodded in agreement.
"Can we PLEASE get back to me?" Dr. Evil asked. Everyone nods. Then he turns on Harry with his wand in hand. "Now Harry Pothead you will die!" To be continued!
(A/N: Oh no! Will Harry and his friends escape? Will Dr. Evil kill our heroes and take over the world? Will the U.S ever adopt the metric system? I think not! Stay tuned!)