The Hobbits Go to Charm School
By:Resisting Arrest
disclaimer: I do not own J.R.R. Tolkien's characters,settings,names,etc and no infringement is intended.
credits:Thanks to God and thanks to the reviewers.
a/n:This does not tie in with the Fellowship House.It takes place before The War of the Ring,before they leave the Shire.
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Pippin stared at Gandalf. "Do you really think that will work?"
"It is the only way." replied Gandalf dramatically.
"If you say so." said Pippin.
It was the day after Gandalf had arrived at Bag End.Things had not improved.At dinner the night before Frodo and Bilbo had gotten into a fight over the last piece of chicken.Both of them got mad when Merry had reached over the table clubbed them both with it and a foodfight had ensued.Gandalf didn't think he would ever get all those peas and mashed potatoes out of his beard and hat.
Ah,well,at least I got a room to myself,Gandalf mused.Pippin has to sleep in one of the closets.
"Are you talking to yourself,Gandalf?" asked Pippin.
"Er..what?Oh..no,of course not Peregrin!" replied Gandalf,a bit flustered.He had not realized he had been talking out loud.
Gandalf picked up his pipe and lit it.Bilbo entered from the next room.
"Gandalf!"
"Yes?"
"Go outside you old pothead!I don't want your second hand smoke!" said Bilbo.
"Pothead?" said Gandalf indignantly.
"Yes!You'll use any excuse to light up that pipe of yours!" Bilbo put a whiny voice on " 'Galadriel dumped me,boo hoo!' "
"Bilbo!" said Gandalf hastily.He didn't like bringing up past romances,and Pippin was watching Bilbo talk with interest.
"Wow..Galadriel?She's waaay out of your league Gandalf!" laughed Pippin.
Gandalf stifled the urge to call him a Fool of a Took and whack him with his staff.He counted to ten and spoke again calmly.
"Pippin,let's go to town.."
~_~_~In Town~_~_~
Gandalf scribbled a note hastily and handed it to the mailhobbit.
"You're really gonna do it Gandalf?" Pippin said.
"Well,they're abominable!" replied Gandalf,waving his staff.
"You'd look a little more serious if you didn't have mashed potatoes in your hair,Gandalf."
~_~_~_~ 2 days later~_~_~_~
Someone was knocking on the door of Bag End.Gandalf galloped to the door and opened it.It was a mailhobbit.He handed Gandalf a letter and bowed.Gandalf thanked him and closed the door.
'Your appointment at the Charm School has been confirmed.We will expect you in 2 days time.Thank you.' the note read.
Gandalf showed Pippin the note.
"How're we going to get them there?" said Pippin.
"I have an idea." said Gandalf.
Merry,Bilbo,and Frodo entered.They sat down and grunted.
"My dear hobbits,Peregrin and I are going to a...a Food Fair.Would you like to join us?" said Gandalf.
The hobbits did not grunt.They consented eagerly.Pippin laughed evilly.
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Endnotes: Next Chapter's gonna be the charm school!Review please!
By:Resisting Arrest
disclaimer: I do not own J.R.R. Tolkien's characters,settings,names,etc and no infringement is intended.
credits:Thanks to God and thanks to the reviewers.
a/n:This does not tie in with the Fellowship House.It takes place before The War of the Ring,before they leave the Shire.
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Pippin stared at Gandalf. "Do you really think that will work?"
"It is the only way." replied Gandalf dramatically.
"If you say so." said Pippin.
It was the day after Gandalf had arrived at Bag End.Things had not improved.At dinner the night before Frodo and Bilbo had gotten into a fight over the last piece of chicken.Both of them got mad when Merry had reached over the table clubbed them both with it and a foodfight had ensued.Gandalf didn't think he would ever get all those peas and mashed potatoes out of his beard and hat.
Ah,well,at least I got a room to myself,Gandalf mused.Pippin has to sleep in one of the closets.
"Are you talking to yourself,Gandalf?" asked Pippin.
"Er..what?Oh..no,of course not Peregrin!" replied Gandalf,a bit flustered.He had not realized he had been talking out loud.
Gandalf picked up his pipe and lit it.Bilbo entered from the next room.
"Gandalf!"
"Yes?"
"Go outside you old pothead!I don't want your second hand smoke!" said Bilbo.
"Pothead?" said Gandalf indignantly.
"Yes!You'll use any excuse to light up that pipe of yours!" Bilbo put a whiny voice on " 'Galadriel dumped me,boo hoo!' "
"Bilbo!" said Gandalf hastily.He didn't like bringing up past romances,and Pippin was watching Bilbo talk with interest.
"Wow..Galadriel?She's waaay out of your league Gandalf!" laughed Pippin.
Gandalf stifled the urge to call him a Fool of a Took and whack him with his staff.He counted to ten and spoke again calmly.
"Pippin,let's go to town.."
~_~_~In Town~_~_~
Gandalf scribbled a note hastily and handed it to the mailhobbit.
"You're really gonna do it Gandalf?" Pippin said.
"Well,they're abominable!" replied Gandalf,waving his staff.
"You'd look a little more serious if you didn't have mashed potatoes in your hair,Gandalf."
~_~_~_~ 2 days later~_~_~_~
Someone was knocking on the door of Bag End.Gandalf galloped to the door and opened it.It was a mailhobbit.He handed Gandalf a letter and bowed.Gandalf thanked him and closed the door.
'Your appointment at the Charm School has been confirmed.We will expect you in 2 days time.Thank you.' the note read.
Gandalf showed Pippin the note.
"How're we going to get them there?" said Pippin.
"I have an idea." said Gandalf.
Merry,Bilbo,and Frodo entered.They sat down and grunted.
"My dear hobbits,Peregrin and I are going to a...a Food Fair.Would you like to join us?" said Gandalf.
The hobbits did not grunt.They consented eagerly.Pippin laughed evilly.
~_~_~
Endnotes: Next Chapter's gonna be the charm school!Review please!