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Chapter 2

Selphie and the Hamster In The Cage On The Desk had come up with an evil plot to go along with their magic portal thingy of sugar and ultimate ever-lasting happiness for sunny happy yellow wearing people!

Hamster In The Cage On The Desk: *snickers*

Selphie: *snickers*

Hamster In The Cage On The Desk: *giggles*

Selphie: *giggles

Hamster In The Cage On The Desk: *laughs*

Selphie: *laughs*

Hamster In The Cage On The Desk: *chuckles*

Selphie: *chuckles*

Hamster In The Cage On The Desk: *cackles*

Selphie: *cackles*

Hamster In The Cage On The Desk: *snorts*

Selphie: *snorts*

Hamster In The Cage On The Desk: Okay, Sensei Selphie, now what?

Selphie: Uhm...We stroke our chins sinisterly again until we think up a real plot!

Hamster In The Cage On The Desk: OK! But first...can you let me out of this cage on the desk?

Selphie: SURE! *lets Hamster in the cage on the desk out of the cage on the desks and sets it on her shoulder*

Hamster: Ham-ha!

Selphie: Uh, this isn't Hamtaro.

Hamster: Aw...

Selphie: Let's...RULE THE PIXIE STIX FACTORY!

Hamster: Ham-ha! I MEAN OK!

Selphie & Hamster: *run off to get the Hammy-Sticks factory...I MEAN PIXIE STIX FACTORY!

Somewhere on Earth in Balamb in the garden...er...the Cafeteria!

Zell: *eating disgusting processed hotdogs injected with preservatives to keep them good* wrtiuegigwgiugakhfwiegfiwgf!!

Irvine: *polishing his shiny rifle of evil menacing death* MUAHAHAHA!

Quistis: *lying on the floor, dead.*

Rinoa: *trying to trick Squall into putting down his bunny plushy*

Squall: NO! YOU CANNOT TAKE MR. BUNNY! NEVER!

Mr. Bunny: Didn't this happen already?

Zell: fewueirfhrk

Rinoa: He means yea.

Squall: AHHH! MR. BUNNY TALKS! *hugs Mr. Bunny*

Mr. Bunny: *stuffing pops from his ears*

Squall: AAH! MR. BUNNY DIED! NOOO! *cries*

Cafeteria: O.o

Squall: *sniffles and hugs broken Mr. Bunny* THE CAFETERIA MAKES FACES?! *cries more*

Cafeteria: O.O

Squall: AAHHH! MR. BUNNY GO! *throws bunny at cafeteria wall*

Cafeteria: x_X

Squall: *stands proud* And the day is saved thanks to Squall and Mr. Bunny! *hugs Mr. Bunny*


Cafeteria: X_X

Irvine: HEY! I HAVEN'T TALKED TODAY!

Rinoa: ...Now you have...

Squall: KILL! *throws Mr. Bunny at Rinoa*

Rinoa: *suffocates on plushy stuffing* X_x *dies*

Squall: AAH! RINNY! *cries* LOOK WHAT YOU DID MR. BUNNY! *chokes Mr. Bunny*

Mr. Bunny: x_X

Squall: AAHH! MR. BUNNY! *hugs*

Will Squall and Mr. Bunny go on a killing spree? What will Selphie and the Hamster do? Will they rule the Pixie Stix factory?