Chapter 2: Percy's First Day of Torture

Percy arrived at the hunters camp and had set up his tent when Artemis asked"Is it okay if I come in to tell you something?" Percy answered"Yeah come in. What is it you need to tell me?" Artemis said"I came to tell you starting tomorrow morning you'll be cooking, doing laundry, and sharpening arrows,knives,and spears for the hunt." Percy simply said"Okay. Is that all?" Artemis said"Yes, see you in the morning." Percy said"See you n the morning to." After Artemis left Percy decide he was going to guard the camp since he doesn't need to sleep. He patrolled a radius of 3 miles around the camp and each time he saw any monsters he killed them quickly and silently. He did this until dawn when he decided to hunt for something to cook for the hunt. The hunters usual guards were confused by not seeing any monsters throughout the entire night so they told the rest of the hunt including Artemis. They all noticed Percy wasn't there. One of the hunters Phoebe daughter of Ares said"That damn male is probably off somewhere getting another woman killed like he did with Zoe." Both Thalia and Artemis where about to say something when they heard the clooping of horse hooves hitting the ground coming towards them. They turned and say Percy the Headless Horseman on his horse with a boar on the back of the horse behind him. Phoebe yelled"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOU DAMN MALE?!" Percy's jack-o'-lantern head formed and he said"I was doing my job as the guardian of the Hunters of Artemis by guarding the camp while you slept and I got food for breakfast." One the guards said"Well you wasted your fucking time doing that since there was no monsters last night dumbass." Percy simply said"Of course you didn't see them since I killed all monster within and entering a 3 mile radius of the camp for the entire night." This shocked everyone because they didn't expect him to do that. Thalia asked"Don't you need sleep to?" Percy looked at her with a look on his Jack-o'-lantern face that said"Are you dumb?" and he simply said"Thalia I don't even have a fucking head. So why on Earth would you even ask if I need sleep?" Thalia then said"I guess you're right that was a dumb question." Percy said"It's fine Pinecone Face. Now if you will excuse me I have food to prepare and cook." and he walked away on his horse.

20 minutes later

Percy yelled"THE FOOD IS READY!" When the hunters arrived they were surprised to see what he cooked. Percy had cooked bacon, eggs,and toast. They sat down and all but Thalia didn't start eating. Percy noticed and knew what they were thinking and said"I did not poison the food so you better eat or you can go back to having to cook and hunt your own breakfast if don't trust me that damn much." When he finished talking Phoebe stood up and said with a smartass tone"You can't decide what you do or don't do while you're here and are the hunters guardian you damn male." Percy said"You do realize I don't have to listen to the Gods since I'm technically dead right? So I can just up and leave or Hades if I wanted to just kill you all easily just by saying your fucking full name and pointing at you at the same time and they couldn't do shit to stop me so if I were you Phoebe I would shut up, sit down, and eat so I wouldn't piss off the headless man with an axe, sword, shotgun, pistol, and a assault rifle." As he spoke his voice grew darker and colder as flames appeared around his Jack-o'-lantern head. Phoebe sat down and started to eat out of fear of Percy alongside the other hunters minus Artemis and Thalia whom sat there in shock of what Percy revealed. Artemis asked"Can you really kill them just by saying their full name and pointing at them at the same time?" Percy simply said"Yes. Now if you need me I will be at the river doing laundry but I'm leaving the panties and bras for all of you to wash your selves since I don't won't to be shot at for touching them." Percy walked away as they registered what he said. He arrived and saw a massive pile of clothes taller than him. He simply sighed and shook his Jack-o'-lantern head as he got started.

3 hours later

At 12:00 P.M. Percy had finally finished with the laundry when some deer charged him. He turned and took off running from them a inhuman speed. He ran untill he tripped and fell over a cliff that was 5 miles away from the camp were his horse was resting. When he hit the ground his ribs, left arm, and right leg was broken which you would think wouldn't hurt since he is technically undead but they did as shown when he yelled out in pain. He sat up and was pissed. He reset his leg and arm and then put them in splints using the handels of two axes since he could summon them. He got up and started to scale the cliff with his broken leg, ribs, and arm. It took him 4 hours to scale the cliff. He layer there for a second and got up and started to make his way back to camp. It took him an hour to get back and he saw Thalia looking worried. Thalia was currently paceing back and forth because she is worried for her cousin. He has be gone for 5 hours now when he walked into camp with a broken arm, leg, and possibly ribs judging by him clutching his ribs. Thalia ran over to help him over to one of the logs around the fire. Once she got Percy seated she was about to ask what happened when the hunters and Artemis got back. Artemis looked shocked to see Percy like that while the others smiled. This pissed Thalia off and she yelled"DID YOU DO THIS TO MY COUSIN!?" They said trying to act innocent"No we didn't do anything." Percy then said"You made a bunch of deer chase me off a fucking cliff because I'm a fucking male. Zoe would be disappointed in you all." Phoebe thn yelled"DON'T YOU EVER SAY HER FUCKING NAME YOU BASTARD! YOUR THE FUCKING REASON SHE'S DEAD!" This pissed Percy off as he stood up despite the pain and broken bones and yelled"YOU THINK I DON'T BLAME MYSELF FOR HER DEATH AND EVERYONE THAT DIED IN BOTH WARS ALREADY?! I BLAME MYSELF FOR THEIR DEATHS EVERY FUCKING DAY! I ALWAYS THINK IF I HAD BEEN STRONGER THEY WOULD STILL BE ALIVE! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I FUCKING SEND TO TARTURUS!" He stormed off to his tent to tend to his injuries and to cool off. Artemis turned to her hunters and yelled"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!? HE HAS LOST EVERYTHING! HIS GIRLFRIEND CHEATED ON HIM AND HIS PARENTS WERE KILLED BY THE ONE HIS GIRLFRIEND CHEATED ON HIM WITH AND TURNED EVERYONE AT CAMP HALF-BLOOD AGAINST HIM AND HE HAS HAD HIS HEAD CHOPPED OFF IF YOU SOMEHOW DIDN'T NOTICE! FROM NOW YOU WILL BE DOING THE CHORES AGAIN!" Artemis and Thalia stormed off leaving the shocked hunters there processing what they just heard.