Disclaimer: Anyone who thinks I own Trigun must be on crack.
A/N: This story shows what I'm like when I'm bored. Or what I do when I'm bored.
...
Which ever one comes first. ^^;--Yuneek Chikinz
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What DOES Their Hair Taste Like?
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Chapter Two: The Cheddar Stampede
*group of the "contestants" for the new talkshow thing dedicated to find out what the heck our beloved Trigun cast's hair tastes like. All crunched into a jeep driven by Tetsu on some desert road towards....some town. Plant flashes in da pretteh but deathleh sunlight.*
Fangirl: Like....AH! MY BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES! LIKE....NOOOOOOOO!!
Liz: My hair is getting in my face. Can we stop yet?
Ash: Gee, its hot. Where is we again?
YC: Shut up, I have to start the next chapter!!
Edward: Weeeeeeeeeeee!! *sitting on YC's shoulders*
YC: Except Edward. You ROCK gal! :D
Edward: ^^; Edward says THANK YOU!
YC: Go ahead, Tetsu!
*Tetsu clears his throat, still driving.*
Tetsu: Welcome back to...well...there isn't a title yet...err....
Network Sensor: PSSSSST!! WE FOUND OUT THE TITLE!! ITS TASTY HAIRS!
Fangirl: Like...EW!
YC: ¬_¬;
Tetsu: Tasty Hairs? Reminds me of the ol' cafeteria food.
YC: Just start narrating already!! Its only for short. I don't feel like typing the whole thing over and over again.
Tetsu: Welcome to "Tasy Hairs" (o_O;) where we have chosen six lucky people to find out what our beloved Trigun casts' hair tastes like.
*the jeep thing is suddenly outside a donut shop*
Tetsu: Our first victim...er....contestant will be the Anonymous Fangirl!
AudienceDisguisedAsTownspeople: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! *cheers*
Fangirl: Like....who's hair will I---like---be...like...
Tetsu: Doooon't hurt yourself, kid. The first person to participate for is is none other than THE Vash the Stampede!!
ADAT: WHOOOOOOOOO!! *cheers more*
Ash: Heh-heh...Tasty Hairs!! Good one!! *starts laughing like an idiot and slapping his knee*
Everyone: o_O; Errr.....
ADAT:*plays the "crickets" tape*
Tetsu: Umm....anyway......let's get started!*walks up to a blonde guy in a red coat eating donuts like a starved dog in heat...on a bench.*
Tetsu: *pokes Vash*
Vash:*screams like Timmy Turner's dad and drops the donuts*
YC: By the way, I don't own a donut shop or Fairly OddParents either. ^_^;
Vash: NOOOO!! You made me drop all my donuts!! *starts crying*
Tetsu: oO; *coughs and inches away*
Fangirl: Like....OMG! Its VASH!! I LOVE YOU VASH!! I LOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!! *pounces on Vash knocking him over*
Vash: WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?!?!
Fangirl: *wrestles with Vash trying to stay holding onto his neck. Nibbles his hair*
Vash: Nooooo not my hair! Not my beautiful hair!! ;_;
ADAT: OO;
Tetsu: *slightly shaken. Slaps himself* So Anonymous Fangirl!! What's it taste like?!
Fangirl: *munching on a cut-off piece of Vash's hair* Mmm...like....it tastes like....a cross between cheddar cheese...and axle grease.
YC: O_o;;
Vash: Noooooooo!! The secret to my wonderful spiky hair is OUT! T_T
Liz: Cheddar cheese and axle grease?*raises an eyebrow*
Vash: NO! I have no idea where the hell the cheddar is from! Just the axle grease. ^_^;
Tetsu: *comes up into view, Vash trying to get free of the rabid fangirl. Edward runs in circles around YC, and Liz is laughing at Vash. Ash is...standing there.*
Tetsu: Well, now you know what the famous outlaw Va--*Vash is dragged off the frame and a piercing scream from him is heard*
YC: *twitching*
Tetsu: oO;.........YesNowYouKnowWhatVashTheStampede'sHairTastesLike.Ummm...*says this really fast and passes out*
Edward: Mista go crashie! *pokes Tetsu's body with a stick*
YC:*fanning Tetsu* Tune in next week to see if Vash is still in one piece and find out what flavor Meryl Stryfe's hair is!! *pulls down her hockey goalie's mask to her face and wears immense padding* To the dragon's lair!! HAZAA!
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Have you gone insane yet?
NO?
Rats.
A/N: This story shows what I'm like when I'm bored. Or what I do when I'm bored.
...
Which ever one comes first. ^^;--Yuneek Chikinz
******
What DOES Their Hair Taste Like?
*******
Chapter Two: The Cheddar Stampede
*group of the "contestants" for the new talkshow thing dedicated to find out what the heck our beloved Trigun cast's hair tastes like. All crunched into a jeep driven by Tetsu on some desert road towards....some town. Plant flashes in da pretteh but deathleh sunlight.*
Fangirl: Like....AH! MY BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES! LIKE....NOOOOOOOO!!
Liz: My hair is getting in my face. Can we stop yet?
Ash: Gee, its hot. Where is we again?
YC: Shut up, I have to start the next chapter!!
Edward: Weeeeeeeeeeee!! *sitting on YC's shoulders*
YC: Except Edward. You ROCK gal! :D
Edward: ^^; Edward says THANK YOU!
YC: Go ahead, Tetsu!
*Tetsu clears his throat, still driving.*
Tetsu: Welcome back to...well...there isn't a title yet...err....
Network Sensor: PSSSSST!! WE FOUND OUT THE TITLE!! ITS TASTY HAIRS!
Fangirl: Like...EW!
YC: ¬_¬;
Tetsu: Tasty Hairs? Reminds me of the ol' cafeteria food.
YC: Just start narrating already!! Its only for short. I don't feel like typing the whole thing over and over again.
Tetsu: Welcome to "Tasy Hairs" (o_O;) where we have chosen six lucky people to find out what our beloved Trigun casts' hair tastes like.
*the jeep thing is suddenly outside a donut shop*
Tetsu: Our first victim...er....contestant will be the Anonymous Fangirl!
AudienceDisguisedAsTownspeople: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!! *cheers*
Fangirl: Like....who's hair will I---like---be...like...
Tetsu: Doooon't hurt yourself, kid. The first person to participate for is is none other than THE Vash the Stampede!!
ADAT: WHOOOOOOOOO!! *cheers more*
Ash: Heh-heh...Tasty Hairs!! Good one!! *starts laughing like an idiot and slapping his knee*
Everyone: o_O; Errr.....
ADAT:*plays the "crickets" tape*
Tetsu: Umm....anyway......let's get started!*walks up to a blonde guy in a red coat eating donuts like a starved dog in heat...on a bench.*
Tetsu: *pokes Vash*
Vash:*screams like Timmy Turner's dad and drops the donuts*
YC: By the way, I don't own a donut shop or Fairly OddParents either. ^_^;
Vash: NOOOO!! You made me drop all my donuts!! *starts crying*
Tetsu: oO; *coughs and inches away*
Fangirl: Like....OMG! Its VASH!! I LOVE YOU VASH!! I LOOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!! *pounces on Vash knocking him over*
Vash: WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME?!?!?!?!
Fangirl: *wrestles with Vash trying to stay holding onto his neck. Nibbles his hair*
Vash: Nooooo not my hair! Not my beautiful hair!! ;_;
ADAT: OO;
Tetsu: *slightly shaken. Slaps himself* So Anonymous Fangirl!! What's it taste like?!
Fangirl: *munching on a cut-off piece of Vash's hair* Mmm...like....it tastes like....a cross between cheddar cheese...and axle grease.
YC: O_o;;
Vash: Noooooooo!! The secret to my wonderful spiky hair is OUT! T_T
Liz: Cheddar cheese and axle grease?*raises an eyebrow*
Vash: NO! I have no idea where the hell the cheddar is from! Just the axle grease. ^_^;
Tetsu: *comes up into view, Vash trying to get free of the rabid fangirl. Edward runs in circles around YC, and Liz is laughing at Vash. Ash is...standing there.*
Tetsu: Well, now you know what the famous outlaw Va--*Vash is dragged off the frame and a piercing scream from him is heard*
YC: *twitching*
Tetsu: oO;.........YesNowYouKnowWhatVashTheStampede'sHairTastesLike.Ummm...*says this really fast and passes out*
Edward: Mista go crashie! *pokes Tetsu's body with a stick*
YC:*fanning Tetsu* Tune in next week to see if Vash is still in one piece and find out what flavor Meryl Stryfe's hair is!! *pulls down her hockey goalie's mask to her face and wears immense padding* To the dragon's lair!! HAZAA!
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Have you gone insane yet?
NO?
Rats.