DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO SPELL "LICKORISH" CORRECTLY?! O_O;
This chapter is kind of long and VERY random. ZWAHAHAHA!!--Yuneek Chikinz
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Chapter Three: Meryl's Black Liquoirish...
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*YC and the group are all sitting in the Burnardelli Insurance Company waiting room. (except the crazy rabid fangirl who's holding Vash for ransome and Knives is considering bailing him out with an evil grin on his face...evilER....evilerER.)*
Edward: *sitting on Liz's head* monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey
monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey...
Everyone Else: O_o;
Liz: Get off me and I won't shoot you.*cocks her gun*
YC: LIZ! *fwaps Liz* SHAME!! SHAAAAAAAME!!
Liz: o.x Uhhh....yes ma'am.*puts her gun away*
Edward: Okie dokie schmokie! *jumps to the chair and sits in a weird freakish inhuman Edward-like position*
Ash: Berrr...naaaad....deli....deli? DELI? SANDWHICH!! WHERE'S THE SANDWHICH?!?!?! ME WANT, ME WANT!! *runs around franticly looking for a sandwhich*
Liz: For Pete's sakes I can't take it anymore!!*gets a stungun and shoots Ash several times, breathing hard and hyperventalating* GASP...GASP...GASP...GASP....
YC: *pushes Liz's stungun down* Breathe, girl, breathe. You got your wish, and I told you you were trigger-happy!
Liz: Sorry but you know me. u.u
YC: Only too well.
Liz: WHAT?!
YC: O_O;; NOTHIN! Except...*pushes a pressure point behind LIz's ear and Liz falls over to the side onto Tetsu's shoulder, drooling and knocked out n stuff*
Tetsu: o_O; *scoots sideways*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS!! TAKE IT AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
~*Please wait a moment*~
(a picture of a field pops up and classical music is heard)
Errrgg.....I feel....like I'm gonna puke......*goes all green and stuff* SOMEBODY HELP MEH!! *cries* Pardon the weird...randomness...I feel sick...must...keep....writing....people....ready to be dissappointed...must be spiteful....and not fullfill their expectations.......BLAH!!
Teacher: NOT AT SCHOOL! ONLINE YOU STUPID GIT!!
YC: *sniff* You teacher's so meanie....
Teacher: NOT MY FAULT YOU STUPID SLACKER!! WRITE-OFFS! NOW!! WRITE "I WILL ACT NORMAL." 1,000 TIMES! MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE!!
YC: *copies off of SoaD* F_ _ _ _ THE SYSTEM!!
Teacher: O_O; EXCUSE ME?!?!!?!
YC: WHOO! I feel better now that I've defied the system! SHOVE IT, BIGHEAD!*whaps the teacher and continues her story.*
(field disappears and music stops)
It dun burn no more. ^_^;
Tetsu: Feeling better?
YC: Kind of. I'll refrain from using correct capitalization, though. I've gotten so weak my pinkie isn't working right.
tetsu: *looks at his name* ah! no more caps!
yc; no more colins, exclamation points, or question marks either
tetsu; nooooooooooooooooo its evil
yc: fine. colins, exclamation points, and question marks are back.
tetsu: sweet! hey wait!! liz was our contestant..er...victim...for today!!
yc: whoops. ^^;
tetsu: and...where in davey jones' locker is the audience?!
AudienceDisguisedAsBurnardelliWorkers: *cheer*
tetsu: no caps, eh?
yc: for the fun of it! i had to. you don't realize the effort i just put into that.
tetsu: ¬_¬;
yc: dun gimmie tat look yo!
tetsu: don be hatin!
yc: word!
tetsu: story time!
edward: two words! 8D
Tetsu&YC: .....
Tetsu: my name!
YC: once in a life-time...CHAPTER time..chance, buddeh.
tetsu: OO;.....darn it.
yc: *coughs loudly* story time?!
tetsu: yeah....anycheese, welcome back to Tasty Hairs! where we let you find out what the heck the Trigun casts' hair tastes like.
AudienceStillDisguised: *cheers again*
RegularWorkers: o_O;
Meryl Styfe: *walks in, looking b(tchier than ever*
YC: WHOO! My pinkie works n--O_O; I DIDN'T DO IT!! *dives into a trashcan*
Meryl&Tetsu: o_o;
Tetsu: Uhh...umm....*is scared spitless*
Meryl: WELL?
Tetsu: Well....what? Well....well....well....well..WATER! YEAH!! WELL-WATER!! EHEHEHEHE.....*sweatdrops*
*Inside the trashcan*
YC: Find a happy place...find a happy place...find a happy place...big..open...spaces....happy place...Trigun cosplay.....happy popcorn festival.....school artroom.....school hallway...locker....hiding place....coriie ten-boom.....sad....NO! IT WASN'T ME!! *faints*
*back outside*
Liz:*wakes up and already knows she has to eat Meryl's hair and pulls out her pistol* PUT EM UP, STRYFE!!
Tetsu: Now Liz, don't do anything hasty!! ^^;
Meryl: *suddenly has two derringers to Liz's head* Drop your gun, lady!
Liz: LADY?! DID YOU JUST...CALL ME...LADY?!
Meryl: Yes. Yes I did. Got a problem?
Liz:....
Meryl: I'm WAITING.
Liz: *sniffles and starts crying* WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?! *leans over onto Meryl and bites off a piece of hair and chews it*
Meryl: O_O;;
Tetsu: *still scared spitless* L-liz? what's it taste like?
Liz: *sniff* Tastes like....black liquoirish! *spits into the trashcan*
YC: ACK! o. SPIT. GROSS.*whipes it off and pops her head out in time to see Liz in tears* O_O WHOA. I never thought I'd see the day.
Liz: Childhood...memories....lady calling....not a prep.....head..getting all explody......*explodes*
Everyone: AHHHHH!!
**
Fangirl: Like....since everyone like.....else is in the like....hospital, I have to like....make the ending announcements.
Like: Huh?
Fangirl:*clinging to Vash in who is in chains and has a muzzle on bound with electric and duct tape* Like! Tune in next week to see like if everyone like ends up having to like be restored with duct tape after like our like encounter with Legato Bluesummers. LIKE.
Like: HELLO????
Fangirl: Like...please review! LIKE.
Like: WOULD YOU STOP CALLING MY NAME?!
----------Next Chapter, Blueberry Bluesummers----------
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PLEASE BE INSANE! I know I is. 8D
And any Ash fans out there? Sorry if I make him seem...stupid. o_o; *coughs*
OH THANKYOU ALL THE PEOPLE WHO REVIEWED!! Randomness IS cool then!! :D I LOVE YOU ALL!!
In a...friend, kind of way. O_O Don't get any ideas.
Where did I get all the sugar? Well, I for one, I'm just fricking sensitive to sugar. I eat three starburst cubes and go off the wall from the "energy". But if you really wanna know, just eat a bunch of THESE items:
Starburst
Two of those giant pixie stix things
LOTS and LOTS of Skittles
Tons of Nerds
Long bits of Nerds-Rope
Mellow Yellow spiked with giant pixie stik powder
And that's all! Maybe some caffine, but all this stuff usually does the trick.
Stay away from chocolate. Its fattening and it takes FOREVER to get you hyper, trust me. I KNOW.
*knows*
Hehehehe!
*knooooooooooooooooooooooows.* Ummm sorry, inside joke.
To the candy factory!! :D
This chapter is kind of long and VERY random. ZWAHAHAHA!!--Yuneek Chikinz
*****
Chapter Three: Meryl's Black Liquoirish...
*****
*YC and the group are all sitting in the Burnardelli Insurance Company waiting room. (except the crazy rabid fangirl who's holding Vash for ransome and Knives is considering bailing him out with an evil grin on his face...evilER....evilerER.)*
Edward: *sitting on Liz's head* monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey
monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey monkey...
Everyone Else: O_o;
Liz: Get off me and I won't shoot you.*cocks her gun*
YC: LIZ! *fwaps Liz* SHAME!! SHAAAAAAAME!!
Liz: o.x Uhhh....yes ma'am.*puts her gun away*
Edward: Okie dokie schmokie! *jumps to the chair and sits in a weird freakish inhuman Edward-like position*
Ash: Berrr...naaaad....deli....deli? DELI? SANDWHICH!! WHERE'S THE SANDWHICH?!?!?! ME WANT, ME WANT!! *runs around franticly looking for a sandwhich*
Liz: For Pete's sakes I can't take it anymore!!*gets a stungun and shoots Ash several times, breathing hard and hyperventalating* GASP...GASP...GASP...GASP....
YC: *pushes Liz's stungun down* Breathe, girl, breathe. You got your wish, and I told you you were trigger-happy!
Liz: Sorry but you know me. u.u
YC: Only too well.
Liz: WHAT?!
YC: O_O;; NOTHIN! Except...*pushes a pressure point behind LIz's ear and Liz falls over to the side onto Tetsu's shoulder, drooling and knocked out n stuff*
Tetsu: o_O; *scoots sideways*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT BURNS!! TAKE IT AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!
~*Please wait a moment*~
(a picture of a field pops up and classical music is heard)
Errrgg.....I feel....like I'm gonna puke......*goes all green and stuff* SOMEBODY HELP MEH!! *cries* Pardon the weird...randomness...I feel sick...must...keep....writing....people....ready to be dissappointed...must be spiteful....and not fullfill their expectations.......BLAH!!
Teacher: NOT AT SCHOOL! ONLINE YOU STUPID GIT!!
YC: *sniff* You teacher's so meanie....
Teacher: NOT MY FAULT YOU STUPID SLACKER!! WRITE-OFFS! NOW!! WRITE "I WILL ACT NORMAL." 1,000 TIMES! MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE!!
YC: *copies off of SoaD* F_ _ _ _ THE SYSTEM!!
Teacher: O_O; EXCUSE ME?!?!!?!
YC: WHOO! I feel better now that I've defied the system! SHOVE IT, BIGHEAD!*whaps the teacher and continues her story.*
(field disappears and music stops)
It dun burn no more. ^_^;
Tetsu: Feeling better?
YC: Kind of. I'll refrain from using correct capitalization, though. I've gotten so weak my pinkie isn't working right.
tetsu: *looks at his name* ah! no more caps!
yc; no more colins, exclamation points, or question marks either
tetsu; nooooooooooooooooo its evil
yc: fine. colins, exclamation points, and question marks are back.
tetsu: sweet! hey wait!! liz was our contestant..er...victim...for today!!
yc: whoops. ^^;
tetsu: and...where in davey jones' locker is the audience?!
AudienceDisguisedAsBurnardelliWorkers: *cheer*
tetsu: no caps, eh?
yc: for the fun of it! i had to. you don't realize the effort i just put into that.
tetsu: ¬_¬;
yc: dun gimmie tat look yo!
tetsu: don be hatin!
yc: word!
tetsu: story time!
edward: two words! 8D
Tetsu&YC: .....
Tetsu: my name!
YC: once in a life-time...CHAPTER time..chance, buddeh.
tetsu: OO;.....darn it.
yc: *coughs loudly* story time?!
tetsu: yeah....anycheese, welcome back to Tasty Hairs! where we let you find out what the heck the Trigun casts' hair tastes like.
AudienceStillDisguised: *cheers again*
RegularWorkers: o_O;
Meryl Styfe: *walks in, looking b(tchier than ever*
YC: WHOO! My pinkie works n--O_O; I DIDN'T DO IT!! *dives into a trashcan*
Meryl&Tetsu: o_o;
Tetsu: Uhh...umm....*is scared spitless*
Meryl: WELL?
Tetsu: Well....what? Well....well....well....well..WATER! YEAH!! WELL-WATER!! EHEHEHEHE.....*sweatdrops*
*Inside the trashcan*
YC: Find a happy place...find a happy place...find a happy place...big..open...spaces....happy place...Trigun cosplay.....happy popcorn festival.....school artroom.....school hallway...locker....hiding place....coriie ten-boom.....sad....NO! IT WASN'T ME!! *faints*
*back outside*
Liz:*wakes up and already knows she has to eat Meryl's hair and pulls out her pistol* PUT EM UP, STRYFE!!
Tetsu: Now Liz, don't do anything hasty!! ^^;
Meryl: *suddenly has two derringers to Liz's head* Drop your gun, lady!
Liz: LADY?! DID YOU JUST...CALL ME...LADY?!
Meryl: Yes. Yes I did. Got a problem?
Liz:....
Meryl: I'm WAITING.
Liz: *sniffles and starts crying* WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?! *leans over onto Meryl and bites off a piece of hair and chews it*
Meryl: O_O;;
Tetsu: *still scared spitless* L-liz? what's it taste like?
Liz: *sniff* Tastes like....black liquoirish! *spits into the trashcan*
YC: ACK! o. SPIT. GROSS.*whipes it off and pops her head out in time to see Liz in tears* O_O WHOA. I never thought I'd see the day.
Liz: Childhood...memories....lady calling....not a prep.....head..getting all explody......*explodes*
Everyone: AHHHHH!!
**
Fangirl: Like....since everyone like.....else is in the like....hospital, I have to like....make the ending announcements.
Like: Huh?
Fangirl:*clinging to Vash in who is in chains and has a muzzle on bound with electric and duct tape* Like! Tune in next week to see like if everyone like ends up having to like be restored with duct tape after like our like encounter with Legato Bluesummers. LIKE.
Like: HELLO????
Fangirl: Like...please review! LIKE.
Like: WOULD YOU STOP CALLING MY NAME?!
----------Next Chapter, Blueberry Bluesummers----------
******
PLEASE BE INSANE! I know I is. 8D
And any Ash fans out there? Sorry if I make him seem...stupid. o_o; *coughs*
OH THANKYOU ALL THE PEOPLE WHO REVIEWED!! Randomness IS cool then!! :D I LOVE YOU ALL!!
In a...friend, kind of way. O_O Don't get any ideas.
Where did I get all the sugar? Well, I for one, I'm just fricking sensitive to sugar. I eat three starburst cubes and go off the wall from the "energy". But if you really wanna know, just eat a bunch of THESE items:
Starburst
Two of those giant pixie stix things
LOTS and LOTS of Skittles
Tons of Nerds
Long bits of Nerds-Rope
Mellow Yellow spiked with giant pixie stik powder
And that's all! Maybe some caffine, but all this stuff usually does the trick.
Stay away from chocolate. Its fattening and it takes FOREVER to get you hyper, trust me. I KNOW.
*knows*
Hehehehe!
*knooooooooooooooooooooooows.* Ummm sorry, inside joke.
To the candy factory!! :D