What DOES Their Hair Taste Like?
Chapter Four: Blueberry Bluesummers
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We find Tetsu, YC, Edward, and Ash standing in front of a cardboard castle/fortress thing. A sign on the door drawn in crayon reads:
"Beewair of Nyvs"
(Translation, Beware of Knives)
YC&Tetsu: We're skipping the intro today. Wanna get STRAIGHT to the story since we haven't updated in...a million bazillion yearz!! o_O;
Tetsu:*rings the paper doorbell. A sound like E.G. Mine trying to say "diiiiiiiiiing dooooooooong" his heard. Everyone steps back.*
Dominique:*opens the door, and in an unseen instant has a gun to Tetsu's head* Welcome to the hellish home...mm...hideout of Legato's Gung-Ho Guns. How would you prefer to die today?
Everyone: O_O;
Tetsu: Well honestly, I'd like to be shot in the head by Vash the Stampede, but that wouldn't be very possible, now would it? Anyway, I've come here to talk to Mr.Bluesummers on important...er....evil monster-ish villain business, and my friends....uh....slavey minions (YC: HUH?) don't like waiting outside in the heat, or being theatened either.
YC,Edward&Ash: *try to look threatening, even though a first grader could knock each of them out in what....three miloseconds?*
YC: HEY I resent that!!
Ash: Now that I am much smarter, thanks to Liz's wonderful teachings *cocks a gun and looks more evil than all the rest of them combined*, I also resent that, although I am the only one who has the real right to.
YC: o_o; eeeh...my brain hurts!
Edward: Oookie dokie. *backslaps Ash and knocks him out* ^_^
YC: GO EDWARD!
Tetsu: heheh...see? *nervous smile and a cloudy sweardrop*
Dominique: @.O;; Very well then. Come right in.
*Everyone walks in to a suprisingly wonderful mansion interior.*
Tetsu: May I please see Mr. Legato now?
Dominique: Please be patient sir!! Geez, what a pushover.
Ash: *looks menacing*
Dominique: HOLD ON A SEC!!*pushes a big red shiny button.*
YC: Button...big red and shiiiiiiiiny....oh how it GLEAMS!! *tackles it* 8D~~
Dominique: AHHH!! *melts into a wet puddle on the floor and is cleaned up by Midvalley who quickly leaves*
Legato's Voice: Cooooooome-iiiiiiiiiiin.
Edward: Oooo creepy voice!
Tetsu: *twitching, and looks to YC* This was YOUR idea.
YC: *looks around quickly* WHO TOLD YOU? o.o I mean...it was my idea....to....STEAL your idea! And this was YOUR idea! So XP
Ash: I want to get back to being a dorky Pokemon master. Is it my turn today?
Edward: I hope its mine!! ^^;
Tetsu: Sorry guys, its YC's turn, since she was the one who put us in this situation. Issn't thaaat riight, YC?*evil grin*
YC: OO; I have...the power of an authoress! *points her finger at the sky* TURN THEM INTO BAND-AIDS OH ALMIGHTY WRITTING GODS! CHAAAANGGGGE THEEEMMM!!*waits ten seconds*....CHAAAAAAAAAAAANGE!!..................
Edward&Tetsu&Ash: *sniggering*
YC: I can cut you out of the story then!! 8)
Edward&Tetsu&Ash: O_O GASP! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
YC: -_-; Apoligize.
Everyone: Fine. Sorry. ¬--¬;
YC: Right! ^-^ On to Leggie!
Tetsu: ...Leggie?
YC: *smacks Tetsu* Come on, MASTER. *walks into the door that just appeared that leads to Legato*
Legato: *turns around all creepy-like in his slow slurring LEGATO** voice* Andwhoooareyouu?
Tetsu:*scared shizless* O.O; Tet---su...and and we're here to...*faints* x_x;
Edward: *shakes Tetsu* Come on! Wake up Tetsie-Tetsie!
Ash: *looking interestedly at Legato's bookcase, VERY intrigued*
Legato: Weellll?
YC: O_O; *gasps* IIII LOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUU!! *tackles Legato and clings around his neck*
Legato: *screams like a little girl* WHATDOYOUWANT?!?!?!?!
YC: I WANT......to taste...your HAIR!! *bites a piece of hair*
Legato: EVILGASP! NOT MY WONDERFUL HAIR! THE ONLY HAIR STYLE MASTER-KNIVES WON'T BEAT ME FOR HAVING!! NOOOOOOOO!!*criies*
YC: Mmm...tastes...OH...MY...GOSH!! ITS BLUEBERRY! MY FAV-VOR-ITE FLAVA! ^^; *clings more to Legato and styles his hair back to normal* I'm sowwy Weggie, I won do tat again. ^-^; *takes a picture of her and Legato with his arm forced around her shoulder*
Tetsu: *recovers* What...flavor??
YC: Blueberry.
Tetsu: o_O What's wrong with Legato?
Legato:*in a fetal position rocking back and forth with his thumb in his mouth hugging a teddy bear that has a strange resemblence to Knives. Without his coat, in just his pants and black turtle neck. (^_^ Heheheh!)*
Ash: I'm going now.
Tetsu: OO; Umm......well...I guess..that's all for today, am I right YC?*turns to Yuneek Chikinz*
YC:*is wearing Legato's coat which is dragging slightly* Mwa...ha ha ha!....Wearing this makes me feel...evil....Oo; *walks out*
Tetsu:*scratches his head* Edward will you do the honors? I'm not feeling to well. I think I'm gonna...*turns green and speeds to the open window*
Edward:*pokes her head in* Thank YOU for coming! YCzie will be back sooon as she hopes! Next time Edward will be tasting hair! WEE! I think..it will be Mr. Knives-ish himsef! The gift shop is downstairs, head to the right, and you CAN'T miss it! Good-byee!! 8D
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YAY! Another silly random chapter! I LOVE writing. R&R PLEASE PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!! My inbox is getting spiderwebs and covered in dust, since FF.net sends review notifications by e-mail. Tankiez for readin' & reviewin!! Next we have the Wolfie!! Cya next time.
Chapter Four: Blueberry Bluesummers
***
We find Tetsu, YC, Edward, and Ash standing in front of a cardboard castle/fortress thing. A sign on the door drawn in crayon reads:
"Beewair of Nyvs"
(Translation, Beware of Knives)
YC&Tetsu: We're skipping the intro today. Wanna get STRAIGHT to the story since we haven't updated in...a million bazillion yearz!! o_O;
Tetsu:*rings the paper doorbell. A sound like E.G. Mine trying to say "diiiiiiiiiing dooooooooong" his heard. Everyone steps back.*
Dominique:*opens the door, and in an unseen instant has a gun to Tetsu's head* Welcome to the hellish home...mm...hideout of Legato's Gung-Ho Guns. How would you prefer to die today?
Everyone: O_O;
Tetsu: Well honestly, I'd like to be shot in the head by Vash the Stampede, but that wouldn't be very possible, now would it? Anyway, I've come here to talk to Mr.Bluesummers on important...er....evil monster-ish villain business, and my friends....uh....slavey minions (YC: HUH?) don't like waiting outside in the heat, or being theatened either.
YC,Edward&Ash: *try to look threatening, even though a first grader could knock each of them out in what....three miloseconds?*
YC: HEY I resent that!!
Ash: Now that I am much smarter, thanks to Liz's wonderful teachings *cocks a gun and looks more evil than all the rest of them combined*, I also resent that, although I am the only one who has the real right to.
YC: o_o; eeeh...my brain hurts!
Edward: Oookie dokie. *backslaps Ash and knocks him out* ^_^
YC: GO EDWARD!
Tetsu: heheh...see? *nervous smile and a cloudy sweardrop*
Dominique: @.O;; Very well then. Come right in.
*Everyone walks in to a suprisingly wonderful mansion interior.*
Tetsu: May I please see Mr. Legato now?
Dominique: Please be patient sir!! Geez, what a pushover.
Ash: *looks menacing*
Dominique: HOLD ON A SEC!!*pushes a big red shiny button.*
YC: Button...big red and shiiiiiiiiny....oh how it GLEAMS!! *tackles it* 8D~~
Dominique: AHHH!! *melts into a wet puddle on the floor and is cleaned up by Midvalley who quickly leaves*
Legato's Voice: Cooooooome-iiiiiiiiiiin.
Edward: Oooo creepy voice!
Tetsu: *twitching, and looks to YC* This was YOUR idea.
YC: *looks around quickly* WHO TOLD YOU? o.o I mean...it was my idea....to....STEAL your idea! And this was YOUR idea! So XP
Ash: I want to get back to being a dorky Pokemon master. Is it my turn today?
Edward: I hope its mine!! ^^;
Tetsu: Sorry guys, its YC's turn, since she was the one who put us in this situation. Issn't thaaat riight, YC?*evil grin*
YC: OO; I have...the power of an authoress! *points her finger at the sky* TURN THEM INTO BAND-AIDS OH ALMIGHTY WRITTING GODS! CHAAAANGGGGE THEEEMMM!!*waits ten seconds*....CHAAAAAAAAAAAANGE!!..................
Edward&Tetsu&Ash: *sniggering*
YC: I can cut you out of the story then!! 8)
Edward&Tetsu&Ash: O_O GASP! NOT THAT! ANYTHING BUT THAT!
YC: -_-; Apoligize.
Everyone: Fine. Sorry. ¬--¬;
YC: Right! ^-^ On to Leggie!
Tetsu: ...Leggie?
YC: *smacks Tetsu* Come on, MASTER. *walks into the door that just appeared that leads to Legato*
Legato: *turns around all creepy-like in his slow slurring LEGATO** voice* Andwhoooareyouu?
Tetsu:*scared shizless* O.O; Tet---su...and and we're here to...*faints* x_x;
Edward: *shakes Tetsu* Come on! Wake up Tetsie-Tetsie!
Ash: *looking interestedly at Legato's bookcase, VERY intrigued*
Legato: Weellll?
YC: O_O; *gasps* IIII LOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUU!! *tackles Legato and clings around his neck*
Legato: *screams like a little girl* WHATDOYOUWANT?!?!?!?!
YC: I WANT......to taste...your HAIR!! *bites a piece of hair*
Legato: EVILGASP! NOT MY WONDERFUL HAIR! THE ONLY HAIR STYLE MASTER-KNIVES WON'T BEAT ME FOR HAVING!! NOOOOOOOO!!*criies*
YC: Mmm...tastes...OH...MY...GOSH!! ITS BLUEBERRY! MY FAV-VOR-ITE FLAVA! ^^; *clings more to Legato and styles his hair back to normal* I'm sowwy Weggie, I won do tat again. ^-^; *takes a picture of her and Legato with his arm forced around her shoulder*
Tetsu: *recovers* What...flavor??
YC: Blueberry.
Tetsu: o_O What's wrong with Legato?
Legato:*in a fetal position rocking back and forth with his thumb in his mouth hugging a teddy bear that has a strange resemblence to Knives. Without his coat, in just his pants and black turtle neck. (^_^ Heheheh!)*
Ash: I'm going now.
Tetsu: OO; Umm......well...I guess..that's all for today, am I right YC?*turns to Yuneek Chikinz*
YC:*is wearing Legato's coat which is dragging slightly* Mwa...ha ha ha!....Wearing this makes me feel...evil....Oo; *walks out*
Tetsu:*scratches his head* Edward will you do the honors? I'm not feeling to well. I think I'm gonna...*turns green and speeds to the open window*
Edward:*pokes her head in* Thank YOU for coming! YCzie will be back sooon as she hopes! Next time Edward will be tasting hair! WEE! I think..it will be Mr. Knives-ish himsef! The gift shop is downstairs, head to the right, and you CAN'T miss it! Good-byee!! 8D
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YAY! Another silly random chapter! I LOVE writing. R&R PLEASE PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAASE!! My inbox is getting spiderwebs and covered in dust, since FF.net sends review notifications by e-mail. Tankiez for readin' & reviewin!! Next we have the Wolfie!! Cya next time.