YC: GAH!! This chapter is KNIVES. That guy is really CREEPY. Wanna know what's creepier? I found out today that I like butterflies and HATE spiders. No, not like..humans...plants...ya, ya, ya. I mean, the buggie dudes. I see a spider, and I'm all "EEK!! KILL IT KILL IT!!" The thought gave me chills after I found out in a chatroom conversation after watching a Trigun video. o_O;
PeopleInsideYC'sHead: You are REALLY creepy.
YC: Insane*.
PIYCH: Umm..yeah. What's even worse is that we can HEAR your thoughts.
YC: GASP! MIND READERS!! HERE, TAKE THIS, IT'LL LOOK GOOD ON YOU!!*throws PIYCH Legato's coat she got from the last chapter*
PIYCH: O_O; HEY! Are you assuming that we--
YC: Yes, you guys DO obsess over hotdogs.
PIYCH: errr.....we'll just..be quiet now...*throw back the coat*
YC: AH!! MY EYE!! Stupid pointy fence thing....o_# my left eye....WEIRD. *coughs* Damn virus cold thing that I got from school....x_x *sighs* Story time!!
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What DOES Their Hair Taste Like?
Chapter Five: ITS SO CREAMY!!
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Tetsu: HEY all! Welcome back!! To umm..Tasty Hairs!! Today is Edward's turn--
Ash: Darnit.
Tetsu: --yes, today is Edward's turn and Knives is our next poor person to experience our company!!
YC: *clings to Legato's coat* Think if I wear this he won't kill me?
Tetsu: Look YC, you act so inhuman, I think Knives would mistake you for...uhh..being...not....human. o_O;
Ash: He's got a point.
YC: COOL! *still clings*
Tetsu:*knocks on the brass door*
BrassDoor: HEY! STOP TOUCHING ME! Lemmie ask Master if you can come in. I'm sure he'd LOVE to SLAUGHTER YOU ALL! WHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!
Everyone: O.O;;....................
YC: HEY! I'M THE AUTHOR-LADY! ONLY I GET TO LAUGH LIKE A CLINICLY INSANE LOON AND GET AWAY WITH IT!! YOU SHALL DIEEEEEEEE!!*punches the door*
BrassDoor: AHHHHHHHH!! LET ME BEG MERCY OH GREAT AUTHOR-LADY YC! I'M SORRY!
YC: TELL IT TO YOUR ARSE YOU BIG....MEAN DOOR THING!! *takes a leaf out of Meryl's book and gets all...evil* TAKE THIS!! *grabs Liz's rocket launcher from no where and blasts the door to a pile of nothingness-ness-ness....ness....ness...oO;*8)
Everyone Else: o_O;
YC: *is blissfully niaeve and insane again* ^-^; Let's Gooooo!
Tetsu: Yes...ma'am....*visibly shaken walks into Knives' room thing*
Ash: I never thought I'd say this, but now that Liz has thought me everything she knows, I'll have to say GO YC!!*walks past her patting her on the back*
YC: oO; I DO turn people crazy! MY DREAM HAS BEEN FULLFILLED! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!*hugs Edward around the neck and walks in*
Edward: Weeeeee! Go-ing to Mister Kniveses room! *hums*
*Everyone walks in expecting it to be all evil and dark and bloody and creepy ;*
Tetsu:*first to go in* O_O What the--
YC: Its fuzzy!
Ash: Its pink!
Edward: Its CAREBEARS!!
Tetsu: Its DISGUSTING.
YC: This event is so insane it even surpasses MY messed up brain!! O.O
Tetsu: NO-WAY!
Ash: That's not possible!
Edward: It IS!! 8D
*All walk into a gigantic room filled to the brim with Carebear merchandise and fo-fur in light pastel colors everywhere. The carpet is a pale blue shag rug with the words "Welcome To Master Millions Knives' Room" written in dark pink shag letters.*
Knives: *dances in wearing a pink tu-tu and wearing white fuzzy novelty bunny ears. Stops when he sees the group standing there* ............
YC: .............*twitches*
Tetsu: *coughs*
Edward: o_o;
Ash: O.O *faints*
Knives: *goes really red* uhhh......This isn't what you think.
YC: *drooling out of shock and slightly slurring her words due to lack of use from her jaw* Whoo caaares whaaat weee thhhink? IIi doon't thhink aaannyymoore annywaayy....*falls to the floor*
Tetsu: Umm...seazelfrasney...O.O
(Quick Note: YOU just picture Knives in a tu-tu dancing a horriblely-done version of a ballet surrounded by Carebears. Its NOT a pretty thought. x_x)
Knives: *quickly gains his...evilness....* ......How DARE you filthy human spiders come into my...liar?...You and the rest of your disgusting race shall DIE!
Tetsu: MOMMY! *dives behind a giant Carebear plushie thing*
Knives: *gets a curtain from nowhere and glares at Edward* WELL? Why aren't YOU running? Aren't you going to abandon your other spiders? Or do you just welcome death? *cocks his gun and looks evil....or at least he tries to.*
(Another Quick Note: Its hard to look menacing when you're wearing a pink tu-tu with white novelty bunny ears on your head. Especially when you're in your own room which is caked with Carebear junk. O_o)
Edward: Umm...huh? I dunno what you're talking about, Mr. Knives. I just want to taste you hair, is all! ^-^
Knives: o_O Huh?
Edward: *tackles Knives*
Knives: AHHHHHHH!! GET OFF ME!---Hey, is that Legato's coat?!*sees YC with it from his view on the floor*
Edward: *chews on Knives' hair* Oooooooo it tastes like...vanilla pudding! YAY! ^-^
Knives: NOOO NOT MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT PLANT HAIR! A SPIDER...EATING...MY HAIR!! IT BURNS!! ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!
Edward: o_O; *hops off Knives and drags YC out while Tetsu drags Ash out.*
Knives: *stays on the floor twitching, and stands up slowly getting over the shock*
All is quiet...until....
Milly Thompson: *runs in* Did someone say PUDDING?!
Knives: O.O;;
Milly: PUDDING HAIR! *tackles Knives*
Knives: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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A very VERY strange chapter. o.o; My brain was extra insane today. Sorry it took so long. I've been sick and had to do makeup work. Eighth grade makeup work SUCKS. Anycheese, R&R like always!! Read my other story and review that....chapter two is almost up....I've decided on Knives...since I've gotten the most votes for him. CYA LATER!! 8D --YC Lady Person Spider Woman Thing o_o;
PeopleInsideYC'sHead: You are REALLY creepy.
YC: Insane*.
PIYCH: Umm..yeah. What's even worse is that we can HEAR your thoughts.
YC: GASP! MIND READERS!! HERE, TAKE THIS, IT'LL LOOK GOOD ON YOU!!*throws PIYCH Legato's coat she got from the last chapter*
PIYCH: O_O; HEY! Are you assuming that we--
YC: Yes, you guys DO obsess over hotdogs.
PIYCH: errr.....we'll just..be quiet now...*throw back the coat*
YC: AH!! MY EYE!! Stupid pointy fence thing....o_# my left eye....WEIRD. *coughs* Damn virus cold thing that I got from school....x_x *sighs* Story time!!
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What DOES Their Hair Taste Like?
Chapter Five: ITS SO CREAMY!!
***
Tetsu: HEY all! Welcome back!! To umm..Tasty Hairs!! Today is Edward's turn--
Ash: Darnit.
Tetsu: --yes, today is Edward's turn and Knives is our next poor person to experience our company!!
YC: *clings to Legato's coat* Think if I wear this he won't kill me?
Tetsu: Look YC, you act so inhuman, I think Knives would mistake you for...uhh..being...not....human. o_O;
Ash: He's got a point.
YC: COOL! *still clings*
Tetsu:*knocks on the brass door*
BrassDoor: HEY! STOP TOUCHING ME! Lemmie ask Master if you can come in. I'm sure he'd LOVE to SLAUGHTER YOU ALL! WHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!
Everyone: O.O;;....................
YC: HEY! I'M THE AUTHOR-LADY! ONLY I GET TO LAUGH LIKE A CLINICLY INSANE LOON AND GET AWAY WITH IT!! YOU SHALL DIEEEEEEEE!!*punches the door*
BrassDoor: AHHHHHHHH!! LET ME BEG MERCY OH GREAT AUTHOR-LADY YC! I'M SORRY!
YC: TELL IT TO YOUR ARSE YOU BIG....MEAN DOOR THING!! *takes a leaf out of Meryl's book and gets all...evil* TAKE THIS!! *grabs Liz's rocket launcher from no where and blasts the door to a pile of nothingness-ness-ness....ness....ness...oO;*8)
Everyone Else: o_O;
YC: *is blissfully niaeve and insane again* ^-^; Let's Gooooo!
Tetsu: Yes...ma'am....*visibly shaken walks into Knives' room thing*
Ash: I never thought I'd say this, but now that Liz has thought me everything she knows, I'll have to say GO YC!!*walks past her patting her on the back*
YC: oO; I DO turn people crazy! MY DREAM HAS BEEN FULLFILLED! YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!*hugs Edward around the neck and walks in*
Edward: Weeeeee! Go-ing to Mister Kniveses room! *hums*
*Everyone walks in expecting it to be all evil and dark and bloody and creepy ;*
Tetsu:*first to go in* O_O What the--
YC: Its fuzzy!
Ash: Its pink!
Edward: Its CAREBEARS!!
Tetsu: Its DISGUSTING.
YC: This event is so insane it even surpasses MY messed up brain!! O.O
Tetsu: NO-WAY!
Ash: That's not possible!
Edward: It IS!! 8D
*All walk into a gigantic room filled to the brim with Carebear merchandise and fo-fur in light pastel colors everywhere. The carpet is a pale blue shag rug with the words "Welcome To Master Millions Knives' Room" written in dark pink shag letters.*
Knives: *dances in wearing a pink tu-tu and wearing white fuzzy novelty bunny ears. Stops when he sees the group standing there* ............
YC: .............*twitches*
Tetsu: *coughs*
Edward: o_o;
Ash: O.O *faints*
Knives: *goes really red* uhhh......This isn't what you think.
YC: *drooling out of shock and slightly slurring her words due to lack of use from her jaw* Whoo caaares whaaat weee thhhink? IIi doon't thhink aaannyymoore annywaayy....*falls to the floor*
Tetsu: Umm...seazelfrasney...O.O
(Quick Note: YOU just picture Knives in a tu-tu dancing a horriblely-done version of a ballet surrounded by Carebears. Its NOT a pretty thought. x_x)
Knives: *quickly gains his...evilness....* ......How DARE you filthy human spiders come into my...liar?...You and the rest of your disgusting race shall DIE!
Tetsu: MOMMY! *dives behind a giant Carebear plushie thing*
Knives: *gets a curtain from nowhere and glares at Edward* WELL? Why aren't YOU running? Aren't you going to abandon your other spiders? Or do you just welcome death? *cocks his gun and looks evil....or at least he tries to.*
(Another Quick Note: Its hard to look menacing when you're wearing a pink tu-tu with white novelty bunny ears on your head. Especially when you're in your own room which is caked with Carebear junk. O_o)
Edward: Umm...huh? I dunno what you're talking about, Mr. Knives. I just want to taste you hair, is all! ^-^
Knives: o_O Huh?
Edward: *tackles Knives*
Knives: AHHHHHHH!! GET OFF ME!---Hey, is that Legato's coat?!*sees YC with it from his view on the floor*
Edward: *chews on Knives' hair* Oooooooo it tastes like...vanilla pudding! YAY! ^-^
Knives: NOOO NOT MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL PERFECT PLANT HAIR! A SPIDER...EATING...MY HAIR!! IT BURNS!! ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!
Edward: o_O; *hops off Knives and drags YC out while Tetsu drags Ash out.*
Knives: *stays on the floor twitching, and stands up slowly getting over the shock*
All is quiet...until....
Milly Thompson: *runs in* Did someone say PUDDING?!
Knives: O.O;;
Milly: PUDDING HAIR! *tackles Knives*
Knives: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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A very VERY strange chapter. o.o; My brain was extra insane today. Sorry it took so long. I've been sick and had to do makeup work. Eighth grade makeup work SUCKS. Anycheese, R&R like always!! Read my other story and review that....chapter two is almost up....I've decided on Knives...since I've gotten the most votes for him. CYA LATER!! 8D --YC Lady Person Spider Woman Thing o_o;