Ramen Doodles

By Andrew J. Talon

Disclaimer: I do not and probably never will own Naruto or any other copyrighted works mentioned in this story. I am not writing this for profit.

Another annoying bit... People just seem to ignore all the fun and wackiness of Rock Lee's Springtime of Youth!

Taking inspiration from that for fics seems like it would be a lot of fun.

In order to help Hinata with her training, Team Gai and the rest of Team 8 (minus Kurenai) are helping her overcome her issues.

And at Rock Lee's suggestion, they have decided to help her overcome her biggest weakness: Naruto.

To wit...

Rock: "BEHOLD! WE ARE ALL NARUTO!"

And indeed, Lee, Gai, Kiba, Shino, and Akamaru are all dressed as Naruto... While Neji and Tenten watch in disbelief nearby.

Hinata: "Are... Are you all making fun of me?"

Rock Lee: "No Hinata! We are trying to help you overcome your weakness!"

Hinata: "I like my weakness, thank you."

Rock Lee: "Dattebayo! Sakura-chan, date me! I will be Hokage!"

Gai: "I AM NARUTO UZUMAKI! NINJA LEGEND OF YOUTH! DATTEBAYO!"

Kiba: "Ooh, I'm Naruto! I want to make out with Sasukkkke! I'm gonna be his uke! Dattebayo!"

Shino: "I am Naruto Uzumaki. You will not harm my friends. I will be Hokage. Dattebayo."

Akamaru: "Woof."

Hinata manifests a murderous aura.

Kiba: "Uh oh..."

Gai: "YES HINATA! THAT'S IT! YOUR YOUTHFUL POWER IS BEING UNLEASHED!"

Neji has broken into a run while Tenten finds some cover.

Gai: "EXPLODE WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!"

Shino has edged out of Hinata's path.

Only Lee and Gai continue on, oblivious to the peril.

Lee: "Yes! I, Naruto, will definitely bring back Sasuke! And make out with him! He will be my boyfriend! DATTEBAYO!"

Kiba: "No Lee, NO!"

Lee: "I WILL DO THE SEX IN HIS BOTTOM FIVE HUNDRED TIMES! And if I cannot do that, I WILL HAVE MORE THE SEX WITH HIM IN RAMEN!"

Akamaru has fled behind Hanabi.

Gai: "SHE'S READY TO EXPLODE WITH HER YOUTHFUL PASSION! DATTEBAYO!"

Hinata does explode with "youthful passion"... And everyone within the radius of Hinata's rage ends up in the hospital in a single room, heavily bandaged. Tenten, Neji and Akamaru escape and visit the idiots in their room.

Shino: "I thought my impersonation was quite accurate and complimentary."

Neji: "It was, she just needed something to beat Gai-sensei over the head with and you were, unfortunately, within reach."

Shino: "... Fair enough."

Sakura: Arrives for her shift, sees the disaster that is Team 8 and Team Gai's attempt at helping Hinata. "... I'm not even going to ask what happened and assume Rock Lee was responsible-and that you deserved it."

Rock Lee: "Hinata's fiery powers of youth... Are quite terrifying..."

Gai: encased in a body cast "Yes, but we helped her achieve a new level to her power! SUCCESS!"

He tries to give a thumbs up but the bandages prevent him from doing so.

Gai: "... Tenten! Give a thumbs up for me!"

Tenten: sighs, and does so

Kiba: pushes call button "I need more ice for my... For my..."

Tenten: "Balls. Who told you to call Naruto Sasuke's uke?"

Kiba: "I was ad-libbing!"