Hi again, all.
Well, thanks a lot for all the reviews. I love reviews. They ish my
friends ^.^
Here's the third chapter. Kicking off with, yes indeed, some Good Agent
Bad Agent. Thanks for those visuals there, SmithLurve4eva @_@
At the STATION, NEO is QUESTIONED.
AGENT SMITH: Alright, now I'm going to be creepy and chillingly suave, while my two cronies here pretend they're an integral part of the story. I will also sporadically remove and replace my UBER-SHADES on my face, correlating directly with how threatening I wish to be.
NEO: Got it.
AGENT SMITH: So, Mr Aaanderson. You've committed one heck of a lot of crimes, but we can forget all that, provided you co-operate.
NEO: Hmm.Nope.
AGENT SMITH: Fine. *puts on the shades*
NEO'S MOUTH suddenly SEALS and DISAPPEARS.
AUDIENCE: 0_0
NEO: O.O Mmmmph! Mm mmmm mmmmppphhhh! Mmph mmm!
GROSS STUFF THAT HAPPENS TO NEO COUNT: 1
NEO'S SHIRT gets RIPPED OPEN.
FANGIRLS: Mmmmm..^_^
SMITH pulls out a BIZARRE WIRE BUG THING. It crawls INTO NEO through his STOMACH.
AUDIENCE: O.O
NEO: MMMMMMMPPPPPHHHHHHH!
GROSS STUFF THAT HAPPENS TO NEO COUNT: 2
NEO wakes up in his BEDROOM. AGAIN.
AUDIENCE:.Eh? Wha?
NEO: .OK, seriously now. No more cheese. Ever. Still, at least this means I'm safe. That whole crazy day and the bug and the scary agents was all just a screwed up dream.
The PHONE RINGS.
NEO:.Goddamnit ~_~
MORPHEUS: Me again. Luckily the agents are pretty stupid. If they knew the truth, you'd be dead.
NEO: Thank you, that's very comforting.
MORPHEUS: Here, have some more cryptic advice. You're the one. Now, go to the Adams Street bridge.
ADAMS STREET BRIDGE. Just to cheer things up, it is POURING with TORRENTIAL RAIN. A CAR picks NEO up.
SWITCH: Hi, I'm a completely pointless character. Take off your shirt.
FANGIRLS:.We like Switch. Smart girl.
NEO: Why am I being treated like a terrorist here?
SWITCH: Shut up and do as we say.
NEO: No.
TRINITY: Please?
NEO: Okay.
TRINITY pulls out a scary-ass METAL DEVICE.
TRINITY: I think you're bugged.
AUDIENCE: OK..so that WASN'T a dream? 0_o?
TRINITY points the scary-ass DEVICE at NEO.
TRINITY: Try to relax.
NEO: Sure. I'm relaxed. This is relaxing. -_-.
TRINITY pulls the LIVE BUG out of NEO and makes a SMOOTHIE out of it.
NEO: ARRRGH!
GROSS STUFF THAT HAPPENS TO NEO COUNT: 3
At the STATION, NEO is QUESTIONED.
AGENT SMITH: Alright, now I'm going to be creepy and chillingly suave, while my two cronies here pretend they're an integral part of the story. I will also sporadically remove and replace my UBER-SHADES on my face, correlating directly with how threatening I wish to be.
NEO: Got it.
AGENT SMITH: So, Mr Aaanderson. You've committed one heck of a lot of crimes, but we can forget all that, provided you co-operate.
NEO: Hmm.Nope.
AGENT SMITH: Fine. *puts on the shades*
NEO'S MOUTH suddenly SEALS and DISAPPEARS.
AUDIENCE: 0_0
NEO: O.O Mmmmph! Mm mmmm mmmmppphhhh! Mmph mmm!
GROSS STUFF THAT HAPPENS TO NEO COUNT: 1
NEO'S SHIRT gets RIPPED OPEN.
FANGIRLS: Mmmmm..^_^
SMITH pulls out a BIZARRE WIRE BUG THING. It crawls INTO NEO through his STOMACH.
AUDIENCE: O.O
NEO: MMMMMMMPPPPPHHHHHHH!
GROSS STUFF THAT HAPPENS TO NEO COUNT: 2
NEO wakes up in his BEDROOM. AGAIN.
AUDIENCE:.Eh? Wha?
NEO: .OK, seriously now. No more cheese. Ever. Still, at least this means I'm safe. That whole crazy day and the bug and the scary agents was all just a screwed up dream.
The PHONE RINGS.
NEO:.Goddamnit ~_~
MORPHEUS: Me again. Luckily the agents are pretty stupid. If they knew the truth, you'd be dead.
NEO: Thank you, that's very comforting.
MORPHEUS: Here, have some more cryptic advice. You're the one. Now, go to the Adams Street bridge.
ADAMS STREET BRIDGE. Just to cheer things up, it is POURING with TORRENTIAL RAIN. A CAR picks NEO up.
SWITCH: Hi, I'm a completely pointless character. Take off your shirt.
FANGIRLS:.We like Switch. Smart girl.
NEO: Why am I being treated like a terrorist here?
SWITCH: Shut up and do as we say.
NEO: No.
TRINITY: Please?
NEO: Okay.
TRINITY pulls out a scary-ass METAL DEVICE.
TRINITY: I think you're bugged.
AUDIENCE: OK..so that WASN'T a dream? 0_o?
TRINITY points the scary-ass DEVICE at NEO.
TRINITY: Try to relax.
NEO: Sure. I'm relaxed. This is relaxing. -_-.
TRINITY pulls the LIVE BUG out of NEO and makes a SMOOTHIE out of it.
NEO: ARRRGH!
GROSS STUFF THAT HAPPENS TO NEO COUNT: 3