Disclaimer: Refer to previous chapter… -.- its annoying having to type it every single time…

A/N: I've got nothing to say here…

~* How Did We Get Here! *~

Chapter One: The Day There Were Chickens!

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At this point in time, Navi is in a cage (which he can't seem to break out of), Link is still unconscious, and the Fellowship still can't figure out where they are

"HI!" Boromir was still randomly walking up to random people and shouting this in their faces. All the while frantically waving.

Navi threw himself against the cage bars. "Will you let me OUT OF HERE?!"

Aragorn made a face. "NO!" he crossed his arms. "I've always wanted a pet chicken… And now I have one!" He smiled stupidly at this realization.

The fairy's face went slack. " I am not going to tell you again, Aragorn. I. AM. NOT. A. CHICKEN!

Aragorn smiled stupidly, then giggled. "Hee hee… Chicken…" He giggled again. "Chicken's having a hissy fit…"

Frodo felt Navi's pain. "Navi… I feel your pain…" He patted the cage.

"I'm sure you do…" was the only response he got in return.

The Hobbit turned to the Ranger. "Maybe you should let him out."

Aragorn's eyes went wide. "NO!" He grabbed the cage and ran away from Frodo, who stood completely still and didn't run after him. Occasionally, the Ranger would run past them, shouting out "NO!" or "MY CHICKEN!"

Frodo stuck his foot out. Aragorn ran by once again, with his eyes conveniently closed. Not seeing the small stuck out Hobbit foot, he tripped over it and did a face plant into the hard earth. "Ow…"

Just as Baggins-Boy was about to pick up the cage, he heard a high-pitched sound in the distance. "HEY! I hear a SOUND!"

Pippin looked around. "WHERE?! O_O"

"In the distance!"

In the far off closeness, there was a high-pitched "WEEEEEEEEEEeeee…!!!", which  was closely followed by a loud "DOOSH!"

Three Random People fell out of the sky and landed in a Crumpled Heap in front of the Fellowship (and Navi).

"The SKY is falling!" Sam covered his head and fearfully looked around.

Frodo slapped his forehead. "I'm surrounded by slow people…"

"AH SHIT! YOU SON OF A MONKEY'S UNCLE'S WHORE!"

Everybody gasped at this foul language.

One of the random people got up. "Michelle…"

The girl who swore stood up as well. "What?" That was Michelle. But everybody called her "Michee" for short.

The short person gasped. "I don't think they like your colorful language…"

"So?" Michee looked at the Fellowship. The Fellowship looked at her in return. "WHAT?!"

The Fellowship (and Navi) all turned around and acted as natural as possible.

The short person was the last to stand up. Out of the three, Angela was the shortest. She was always on a permanent sugar-high, was amazed by the simplest things, and was on Ritalin. The only problem was, she never took it, never heard of it before, and didn't know what it was.

Andrea was a little taller than Michee, but not by much. Michee always swears at random things. (You will take notice later in the story, I'm sure. (No offense Michee ;-) I told you you'd be a little ooc)

"Hey Michee!" Andrea pointed. "LEGOLAS!"

Their eyes grew wide as they both spotted the handsome blonde Elf. They ran over to him, shouting "MINE!". Grabbing an arm each, they pulled on him as if he were part of a tug-o-war game.

"He's MINE, Andrea!"

"Nuh-uh! He's MINE!"

"I saw him FIRST!"

Legolas looked from Michelle to Andrea, completely confused, and now in much pain. Both girls lost their grip and fell back. They hit the ground with a "THUD!"

Andrea pointed at Michee. "I'm the author! *I* should have him!"

"That doesn't give you first rights!" Michee shot back. "I should get Tanarus over here! Or have Elsenya DO stuff with Legolas!"

Legolas' eyes went super wide. He didn't like the idea of "doing things" with people he didn't know.

Michelle and Andrea both took notice to the Elf's reaction, then gasp. "IN A DIFFERENT STORY!" They said at the same time.

Elfie nodded, but he was mentally scarred. For life. "I don't think I want to know…"

"You don't," Andrea confirmed. "I don't like it either. Besides, YOU have Sauron!" She shouted to Michee accusingly. 

Michelle got a dreamy look on her face. "Yeah… Sauron…" The dreamy look was quickly replaced by an Evil Grin.

Merry walked up to Michee and looked at her face. "You know, that's the same look Sam gets when he looks at Frodo."

"That's because his mind is filled with impure thoughts!" Pippin put in.

Frodo stared at Sam, then slowly inched away. Sam went red, but remained silent.

An awkward silence filled the Field again.

"CHEESE!"

Everybody stared at Angie. "What?" she laughed. "Cheese is good! It says so on my tee-shirt!" She pointed to her tee shirt, which said, "Cheese is Good!"

People shrugged and turned back to Michee, who was still thinking impure thoughts.

"Hey!" Andrea exclaimed. "You DID enjoy it the first time!" She pointed at Michelle.

Michee smiled an evil smile that would have scared Sauron himself. "YUP! ^_^"

"I KNEW it!" Andrea threw her hands up over her head and ran circles around the others. "SHE FORGED SAURON'S SON! SHE FORGED SAURON'S SON! SHE FORGED SAURON'S SON!"*

Angie stuck her foot out, and Andrea, not seeing it, tripped. She fell flat on her face, and Angie started laughing.

Frodo pointed at Andrea. "HEY! I know who you are!"

Andrea got up and smiled nervously. "What do you mean?"

"YOU were the one who made me do the CHICKEN DANCE! And then you randomly fell out of the sky!" Frodo said.

"O_OU no…" Andrea nervously said.

"Yes. Yes you did!"

Michee looked around. "Excuse me. I must go visit a… erm… FRIEND." She inched away, then ran off to Mordor. "MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaa…..!!"

  Andrea sighed. "You know… she always did have a thing with power…" She looked behind her and saw Angie whispering something in Aragorn's ear. Angie finished telling him whatever she was telling him and laughed. Aragorn chuckled too, and Angie rans to hide behind Gimli.

"What did she say?" Andrea questioned the Ranger.

Aragorn looked around. "Me?" He twitched. "Well… she said I shouldn't trust you because you are a deranged crazy person with people inside your head."

"I am NOT crazy!" She said to defend herself. " I may have little people in my head, but I am NOT crazy!"**

"But you ARE!" He reasoned.

"-.- Fine…' A light bulb flashed above her head. " I know! I'll start a CLUB!" She started ranting on and on about her newly-thought-up-plans, though nobody listened. They were all too busy slowly creeping away from her, even Boromir and Aragorn. "… And we'll have HATS! And SHIRTS! And a CATCH PHRASE! And… PRETTY STUFF!…"

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Meanwhile, Link was waking up from his unconscious state (A/N: NEED I remind you of the TREE incident?). He rubbed his head and looked around. Everybody was standing over him. Staring. "DUDE! What happened?" he looked around the Field again, then gasped. "DUDE! WHERE'S MY CAR?!"

Angie looked around, and then she looked at Link. "Yeah… Okay buddy… Whatever you say…" She thought for a second, then an exclamation point appeared over her head. "Wait a minute! YOU DON'T HAVE A CAR!"

The now fully conscious Link looked around again, and thought for a second. "I don't?…"

Angie stared at him, wide-eyed, face furious. She started beating the crap out of him. Between each punch/kick, she yelled stuff at him. "NO! YOU! DON'T! YOU! FUCKING! IDIOT! YOU! HAVE! A! HORSE!"

"Ow…"

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Now that Link was fully awake, barely alive, bleeding profusely, and with a cold compress, Navi decided that they should have a Council. "I've decided that we should have a Council." The fairy announced.

He had Magically gotten out of the cage while everybody was watching Angie beat the crap out of Link. Presently, he was flying out of the reach of Aragorn, being very careful as to not get caught by him again.

"Why?" Angie asked.

"So we can sort everything out, figure out what happened, and what you people are doing here," the fairy stated matter-of-factly.

"Why?" Angie asked again.

"So we can help you get home."

"Why?"

"So we could continue our lives in PEACE- without you- WITHOUT YOUR GOD DAMNED STUPID QUESTIONS!" Navi had obviously gotten tired of Angie's constant questions, and her overall stupidity.

Angie blinked. "Oh…" She was quite taken aback by the Fairy's sudden outburst, but it wasn't enough to shut her up. "Why?"

Navi let an exasperated sigh. A random person threw a brick at Angie, knocking her unconscious.

"THANK YOU! THERE IS A GOD!" Fairy-Floaty-Thing said, considerably happy.

Andrea looked up at the sky, then took a large sign out of her pocket. She stuck the sign into the ground and smiled as Pippin read the sign.

"Beware… of… Falling… Objects…" He looked at Andrea. "Andrea?"

"Ya?" She looked at the Hobbit and smiled again.

"You are a dumbass…" He smacked her outside the head with the sign, and smiled.

Andrea was knocked unconscious.

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