*loves reviewers* Thanks for the feedback! And the compliments! Glad to know y'all liked it so much ^_^. Here's the next bit.

A LARGE, CONFUSING BUILDLING.

MORPHEUS: Ah, we meet at last.

NEO: It's an honour.

MORPHEUS: No, the honour is mine.

NEO: No, I insist, the honour is entirely.

TRINITY: Oh stop being civil and get on with it.

MORPHEUS: I imagine you must be feeling a bit like Alice.

NEO: If that means I'm soaking wet, angry, confused, questioning my own sanity and trying to forget the memory of having a LIVE BUG inside me and then SUCKED OUT.Then yes, you could say that.

MORPHEUS: Want to know what the Matrix is?

AUDIENCE: Oh God yes.

MORPHEUS: The Matrix is everywhere, it's all around us, here even in this room.

NEO: .

MORPHEUS: But no-one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.

AUDIENCE: GAH! _

MORPHEUS: I'm going to give you a choice. It's a very significant, symbolic choice, and it's the part of this movie EVERYBODY remembers. The blue pill lets you wake up and forget this crazy shit. The red pill lets you find out the truth, and what the Matrix is.

NEO, obviously, takes the RED PILL.

MORPHEUS: OK. That pill is designed to disrupt your nerve signals, or something, so we can find you.

NEO: What does that mean?

CYPHER: Look! I'm threatening in a cynical and sarcastic manner!

NEO pokes a MIRROR, which turns into STICKY GOO and COATS HIS HAND.

NEO: o_O;;;

MORPHEUS: Have you ever had a dream that you were so sure was real? If you were unable to awake from that dream, how would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?

NEO: At this point, I'm thinking the dream world would probably be less BIZARRE.

The GOO coats NEO'S ENTIRE BODY. Camera pans through his LUNGS.

AUDIENCE: Oh.lovely.

Bit of a short chapter this time, but never fear - the next part will be up sometime in the next week. And we have..the SLIMY POD sequence! Hehehehehe.