Disclaimer: See Prologue.

A/N: Hiya People! Yup. I'm back again. ::smiles and nods:: But I'm afraid that I left some things out when I posted the last chapter! If you look back, you'll see that after two things, there are little stars. After star number ONE, which was the after "SHE FORGED SAURON'S SON!" spiel, that is something that actually happened… sort of... it's more of an inside joke… Just go read Lady Galadriel's story. It MIGHT be explained there… I think… And after star number two, which was after the, "I may have little people inside my head, but I am NOT crazy!", I must let you know, that I really DO have little people that talk to me. My therapist says that is quite normal, and that I (or anybody else) have nothing to worry about. Beware of more comments related to that… So now that THAT is all cleared up, I hope that you enjoy this new chapter! ^_^

~* How Did We Get Here! *~

Chapter Two: Let the Long Explanations, Commence!

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Navi is now starting his "very important" council meeting. Just as he is about to start, Michelle comes into view, looking very depressed. When she reaches the group, Angie and Andrea suddenly wake up.

The fairy person cleared his throat. "Now that everybody is conscious, present, and not bleeding, we can get this council started. We will start off with—hey. What's the mater with you?" He suddenly noticed the state of depression that Michee was in. "I thought you were glad you were going to be seeing your "man"-guy."

Michee looked up at Navi, who is still floating high over everybody else. "I was…" She looked down at her feet. " But he wasn't home…"

"You know," Andrea commented. "They both have always had a thing with power…"

Navi's eyes roamed around. "Okay…" He blinked. "As I was saying. We will start off with 'what happened'. Be fore anybody can figure what to do with you people, you must tell me EXACTLY what happened.' He looked around at the half circle of people, who recreated Elrond's council meeting. "Fellowship, you go first."

"Wait… wait… Hold everything…" Aragorn stood up, waving his arms. "So you mean to tell me, that we are going to be questioned by a chicken?"

"Yes Aragorn…" Merry said, pulling on the Ranger's arm to get him to sit back down. "Now be nice to the chicken," He handed him a cookie, which he ate in one bite.

"HI!" Boromir stood up and waved frantically at Link.

Link's eyes went wide. "IS THAT A THREAT?!" He took out his two-by-four, then started chasing Boromir around the Field. "Come on! ANSWER ME!"

The remaining sane people decided to ignore Link and Boromir, while Angela stood up and watched the show. "Throw the CHAIR at him!" she shouted.

"Well, we were in the Mines of Moria, right?" Frodo started off. Navi nodded, seeming to have understood what the Mines of Moria were. "We were running over the Bridge of Khazad-Dûm," Frodo started running in place, acting out what happened. "When all of a sudden-"

"Ai! Ai!" Wailed Legolas. "A Balrog! A Balrog is come!"*

Everybody turned to stare at Legolas. He stared back at them. "I was helping with the re-enactment!" He told them. "I was! You saw how Frodo ran in place when he said, 'We were running over the Bridge of Khazad-Dûm'. I know it! I was helping!"

"Anyway," Frodo continued. "We were across the Bridge, but Gandalf stopped, and stood in the middle of it. So went to face the Balrog all-"

Gandalf stood up and raised his staff. "You cannot pass," he said. "I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Arnor. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Undûn. Go back to the Shadow! YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

He slammed his staff down on the ground. Nothing happened. People stared. "What?" Gandalf looked around. "If Legolas gets to help, the I CAN TOO!"

When nobody replied, he just sat down. Frodo continued again. "Anyway… so the Balrog-"

"Grr! ROAR!" Merry stood up, and acted like the Balrog. Once again, people stared. Merry said nothing, then sat down, just as Gandalf had.

Frodo stared at Merry and blinked. "Can I FINISH PLEASE?!"

Merry nodded.

"Okay." Frodo started up again. "So the Balrog-"

"ROAR!"

"So the Bal-"

"ROAR!"

"Ba-"

"ROAR!"

"SotheBalrogfelldowntheendlessabysswithafinal"ROAR!"" Frodo said in one breath. "Don't make me DO that Merry!" (A/N: So the Balrog fell down the endless abyss with a final "ROAR!". Just in case you guys didn't get that… :-S heh)

Merry looked down at his feet. "…Okay…"

"So after the Balrog fell, Gandalf turned around, and he tripped." Frodo threw his hands up at this last statement, just to emphasize it.

"I DID NOT TRIP!" Gandalf shouted as he jumped up, outraged at the idea.

"Then what DID you do?" Frodo asked calmly, casually crossing his arms.

The wizard thought for a minute. "I conveniently stumbled over my own feet." He smiled smugly. He almost had Frodo fooled, be it not for the fact that Frodo was not stupid.

"But you just said the same thing that I did," Frodo pointed out. "You just worded it differently!"

Gandalf put his hands behind his back and looked up at the sky. "No I didn't…"

"Yeah, you did"

"No…"

"Yeah…" Frodo nodded.

"No."

"Yes. Yes you did!"

"No I didn't!"

"Yeah, you did…"

"CHEESE!"

Everybody looked at Angie. They blinked. Saying nothing, they all decide to, once again, return to the council.

Pippin rubbed his head. "Hey Frodo… I just thought of something…"

"The guy on the oatmeal box does NOT eat Hobbits,** so don't even say it…"

"No… It wasn't that… even if he DOES eat Hobbits-"

Frodo sighed. -.-U

"Did you notice that big bright light?"

"What big bright light?" A puzzled Baggins-Boy asked.

"You know… that light that surrounded us when Gandalf tripped."

Gandalf mumbled something about 'stumbling' and not 'tripping'. When he realized what Pippin had just said, an exclamation point appeared over his head. He then slowly backed away, hoping to go unnoticed. He failed.

Everyone turned to look at him in unison.

"It was an ACCIDENT! Really! Honest!" Gandalf threw his stick down ad put his in the air, to how that he didn't have his fingers crossed.

Angie walked up to the Denying Wizard and kicked him in the shin. "You dumbass.."

Navi nodded in agreement. "One mystery is finally solved…" He looked at the three girls. "Now what about you people?"

Just as Michee was about to say something, a hooded figure ran up to them. "I AM A SHEIKAH!" The hooded figure shouted. Then he ran off into the Field, cackling like a mad man.

Everybody stared.

"Oh-kay…"

Link said: "Kibbles'N'Bits!"

"Anyway," Michee said. "I really don't know how we got here. I was just at home, then I was falling from the sky… I mean, none of us has magic powers or anything…"

"Not entirely true…" Andrea replied.

"What do you mean, 'Not entirely ture'?"

"Exactly!" Andrea reached into her pocket and pulled out a green Five-Star, five-subject notebook with a lot of writing on the cover. The she pulled out a clickie pen that said NASCAR. "*I* have—DUN DUN DUN!—My Magic Notebook and Magic Pen!***"

"But it's not REALLY magic, is it?"

"Yeah it is!" Andrea smiled happily. "And *I* brought you here! ^_^ "

"Why?" Angie stared at Andrea.

"Well did you actually expect me to come all by myself?"

Angie walked up to her and kicked her in the shin. "You dumbass!"

"Ow…" Andrea grabbed her shin, and bounced on her left leg to keep her balance. That didn't work too well, seeings how she has always had zero balance. So she soon toppled over and fell to the ground with a soft "thud!".

"You don't believe that it's MAGIC?!" Andrea shouted from the ground. "Well FINE! I'll SHOW you!"

She scribbled something down inside the Notebook. Then, in the far off closeness, they all heard a loud "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee….!!!" Which was quickly followed by an extremely loud "DOOSH!"

They all looked at the fallen item that fell from the sky to find that it wasn't an item at all. No. It was a person.

"Who the hell is THAT?!" Michee shouted, pointing at, the now fourth, girl.

Andrea smiled and stood up. "It's Alodia! It's one of my loyal REVIEWers! ^_^"

Alodia stood up and brushed herself off, then she waved at the surrounding persons. "HIYA!"

Andrea waved back.

Alodia waved again, which was followed by a wave from Andrea.

"Can I make it rain cheese?!" Alodia asked enthusiastically.

"WEE!" Andrea exclaimed. She handed the Notebook and the Pen to Alodia, who then scribbled something in it.

It soon started to rain all different kinds of cheese, in which she danced.

"Andrea!" Michelle said. "You just can't bring in random people!"

"And why not?" Andrea shouted over Alodia's singing.

Alodia stopped singing and looked at Michee. "Yeah. Why not? Its fun!"

"Because it's WRONG!" Michee shouted.

"So?" Aldia said with Andrea at the same time.

Michee: --.—U

"Send her back…" Michee said to Andrea.

"Okay fine… L " Andrea said, looking down at her feet.

She scribbled something in the Magic Notebook, then waved to her friend as she went "POOF!"

Navi sighed. "Now we all know why you people are all here…" He looked at each of them in turn. "We MUST find a way to put you all back to where you all belong."

"We shall be, the Fellowship of the Very Confused People!" Angie smiled. "You know you like my skills."

Everybody stared at Angie. A cricket chirped. They all turned back to Navi.

"FINE! IGNORE ME LIKE THAT!" Angie shouted at the rest of them. She got no response, so she just shut up.

"So how do we get back home?" Pippin asked.

"HI!" Gimli shouted, jumping up and down.

Boromir's eyes went wide. "YOU STOLE MY LINE!… I mean… HI!"

"Sorry," Gimli said. "But it's the first thing I've said all story." He shrugged.

The Man of Gondor thought about this for a second. "That's understandable…" He nodded. "It's alright…" He put a hand on Gimli's shoulder and turned back to the talking ball of light.

Andrea stared at them, then leaned toward Michee. "Did you find that as disturbing as I did?"

Michee nodded, also staring. "Yeah…"

They both laughed, then turned their attention back to Navi.

"So how do we get home?" Pippin repeated his question.

"We shall bring this problem to the Princess." Navi stated.

Andrea looked confused. "There's a Princess?" she asked. "Since when?"

"Zelda." Angie told her.

"Oh…"

Navi smiled. "It's settled then. We shall go the castle."

They nodded and agreed on this. Then they all headed to the castle, Navi I n the lead.

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*Yes… I used the quote from the book… I just COULDN'T resist!…

** This I sort of BORROWD from The Ladies of the Shield. Hey Alodia—hope you didn't mind ;-) I'm giving you full credit for it, since you were the one who wrote that part.

*** The Magic Notebook and the Magic Pen are things that actually DO exist, without the abilities that I have put in this story… please don't steal them though! They are mine, and copyrighted!

A/N: Dun Dun Dun… ANOTHER wonderful chapter! ^_^ I feel so special!

::looks at the chapter:: looks at the previous one:: Is it just me, or are these chapters really, really short? Just Remember people! Cameos are STILL available! All you just do is say so in your REVIEW!

Zelda will be making her appearance in the next chapter I believe. Brace yourself. That is ALL I have to say… If you guys are wondering, or if you haven't noticed it yet, everybody is a tad bit OOC. With the exception of Michee, Alodia, Angie, Andrea… But don't worry! I promise to put all of Tolkien's creations back in their proper (almost) working order when I'm done with them! I will be taking requests for random people, objects that you want to see in the story. (i.e.- smeagol, gollum, crazed lunatics, random people from Zelda, Random people from LOTR… etc… ) And now for the BIG one. Tonight is Open House at my school. With the grades I got this marking period, I'm not going to be seeing the computer for a LONG while. So just bear with me for a while. I know I keep promising that chapters will come quicker, but now I have no choice but to tell you that postings will cease until the next marking period. I apologize for all my readers/REVIEWers… Fare Thee Well.

Now notes from me to my loyal REVIEWers!:

x-silver-saffire-x: I'm glad that you enjoyed it and kinda sorta understood it ^_^ You get a double cheeseburger for being the first to REVIEW! Go you! I hope you liked this chapter too.

Alodia: I KNEW you would be happy if I told I was posting tonight! The fact that you got your cameo helped the happiness too… but I'd like to think the fact that posted is the real reason ;-) lol Hope you didn't mind that I stole your oatmeal man! ::Hands you a cheeseburger:: WOO! Go you! I really hope you liked this chapter. Worked really hard on it ^_^

Lady Galadriel: HOLA! Last but not least, we get to THIS person! ;-) lol. I don't think I have to ASK, but I'm going to anyway. Did you like this chapter ^_^ heh. I think we're going to have to reschedule for Saturday… try in a couple of years… heh… I'll try to work my mom into letting me go… but no guarantees… Sorry… But will cheeseburger make it all right, if I can't go? ::Hands you TWO cheeseburgers, with extra cheese.:: ^_^ Call me tomorrow. Friday, in other words… ttyl!

Weell, I hope you all reviewed for my life's sake. Heh… I know—bad joke. Pray for me! If you see me online, it either means that I'm home alone, or that I'm still alive! BELIEVE ME! Me+Online= Me ALIVE. Trust me. I know. ::nods::

Until a LONG next time—

Lady Eowyn

AKA

The Queen of the Penguins!

POWER TO THE PENGUINS! ™©