ANGLE ON: A SLIMY POD. What appears to be NEO emerges from it. He is very
SLIMY and BALD.
GROSS STUFF THAT HAPPENS TO NEO COUNT: 4
We see that there are MILLIONS of GROSS, SLIMY PODS, each with a blissfully unsuspecting NUDE, BALD PERSON inside. This is really quite DISTURBING. Yet another SCARY-ASS METAL DEVICE appears. It GRABS NEO and YANKS a WIRE out of him. All the other WIRES stuck in him proceed to POP OUT.
GROSS STUFF THAT HAPPENS TO NEO COUNT: 5
NEO is SUCKED down through a TUNNEL, and picked up by a - yep, you guessed it - SCARY-ASS METAL DEVICE. He is lifted up into a HOVERCRAFT, and PASSES OUT. Fair enough.
NEO: Am I dead?
MORPHEUS: Nope.
NEO: Darn.
While NEO sleeps, he seems to be IMPALED by many POINTY NEEDLEY THINGS.
MORPHEUS: We're rebuilding your muscles, now, by the way. Hence the bizarre acupuncture.
NEO: Why do my eyes hurt?
MORPHEUS: You've never used them before. Plus, you're surrounded by unnaturally bright neon bulbs.
Later, NEO wakes up on a BED. With HAIR. And CLOTHES.
FANGIRLS: *relieved sighs*
He finds that there is a PLUGHOLE in the back of his HEAD.
NEO: ...Eh. After all the other crazy shit, that's actually fairly mundane.
MORPHEUS: Welcome to my ship, the Nebuchadnezzar. Yeah, don't worry, you won't be expected to remember the name. Now. You wanted to know what the Matrix is, Neo? The answer is right here.
AUDIENCE: Oh, FINALLY.
NEO: It better be worth that ordeal.
NEO is strapped into a SEAT.
MORPHEUS: Try to relax.
NEO:.I'm learning that when you people tell me that, it can mean nothing good.
There are several DISTURBING NOISES as a WIRE is jabbed into NEO's NECK.
GROSS STUFF THAT HAPPENS TO NEO COUNT: 6
Well, there it is folks - the slimy pod sequence is complete! Sorry for the long wait, I hadn't forgotten you, but the SCHOOLWORK of DOOM is taking up a lot of my time. School must diiiie.exams must diiiie.
GROSS STUFF THAT HAPPENS TO NEO COUNT: 4
We see that there are MILLIONS of GROSS, SLIMY PODS, each with a blissfully unsuspecting NUDE, BALD PERSON inside. This is really quite DISTURBING. Yet another SCARY-ASS METAL DEVICE appears. It GRABS NEO and YANKS a WIRE out of him. All the other WIRES stuck in him proceed to POP OUT.
GROSS STUFF THAT HAPPENS TO NEO COUNT: 5
NEO is SUCKED down through a TUNNEL, and picked up by a - yep, you guessed it - SCARY-ASS METAL DEVICE. He is lifted up into a HOVERCRAFT, and PASSES OUT. Fair enough.
NEO: Am I dead?
MORPHEUS: Nope.
NEO: Darn.
While NEO sleeps, he seems to be IMPALED by many POINTY NEEDLEY THINGS.
MORPHEUS: We're rebuilding your muscles, now, by the way. Hence the bizarre acupuncture.
NEO: Why do my eyes hurt?
MORPHEUS: You've never used them before. Plus, you're surrounded by unnaturally bright neon bulbs.
Later, NEO wakes up on a BED. With HAIR. And CLOTHES.
FANGIRLS: *relieved sighs*
He finds that there is a PLUGHOLE in the back of his HEAD.
NEO: ...Eh. After all the other crazy shit, that's actually fairly mundane.
MORPHEUS: Welcome to my ship, the Nebuchadnezzar. Yeah, don't worry, you won't be expected to remember the name. Now. You wanted to know what the Matrix is, Neo? The answer is right here.
AUDIENCE: Oh, FINALLY.
NEO: It better be worth that ordeal.
NEO is strapped into a SEAT.
MORPHEUS: Try to relax.
NEO:.I'm learning that when you people tell me that, it can mean nothing good.
There are several DISTURBING NOISES as a WIRE is jabbed into NEO's NECK.
GROSS STUFF THAT HAPPENS TO NEO COUNT: 6
Well, there it is folks - the slimy pod sequence is complete! Sorry for the long wait, I hadn't forgotten you, but the SCHOOLWORK of DOOM is taking up a lot of my time. School must diiiie.exams must diiiie.