A/N: Okay guys. Ready for the somewhat long-awaited posting of "How Did We Get Here!"? Let's hope so, because this is a pretty long chapter. It took up fourteen pages in the Magic Notebook! WHOO! Hooray for the Really Long Chapter!!

Anyway, here we go! Enjoy! ~ Insane Person of the Darkness

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HOW DID WE GET HERE?!

Chapter Five: Twisted Chickens and Batmobiles

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The next day, the FOTVCP (Fellowship of the Very Confused People) woke up at the crack of noon. Then they quickly decided that they were all extremely bored. So after a not-so-well balanced breakfast, they went out in front of the castle and played Twister. All except for Angie…

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Pippin sat on the grass, continually spinning the spinner, but failing to call out what it landed on.

"Getting uncomfortable here, people…" Michee said.

They all stared at Pippin. He still hadn't called out the color.

"CALL OUT THE DAMN COLOR!!" Andrea shouted at him.

Pippin snapped out of the trance he was in and stared at her. "OH! Right foot…Blue?"

"Finally…" Michee said. She was in the same awkward position for almost ten minutes. "I was in that SAME awkward position for TEN minutes!"

Pippin blinked. "So?"

Michee made a face like this --.—

"JUST SPIN THE FUCKEN SPINNER!!"

Pippin spun the spinner once again, and this time he called out the color. "Right hand… yellow."

Angie ran by in the background being chased by the rabid chickens. The chickens who were being chased by Angie, were also being chased by Aragorn.

Angie ran by again. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! CHICKENS!! GO AWAY!!"

"CHICKENS!!" Aragorn shouted. "COME BACK!!"

Andrea watched them run by as she played Twister. "DON'T RUN!!" She shouted. "YOU'LL SCARE THE CHICKENS!!"

Michelle started giggling uncontrollably.

"What?" Andrea said. "They WILL!"

A new wave of giggles washed over Michee. And in her laughter, she fell over, taking everybody else with her.

A random person said "Ow!"

"Oh shit… Someone's on my legs!!" Michee shouted. "Oh CRAP! It hurts!!"

"Really?" Andrea asked.

"YES!!!"

"COOL! ^_^" Andrea smiled.

"Andrea… GET THE HELL OFF OF ME!!" Michelle threw her off, then stood up, massaging her legs. "I don't think Twister is such a good idea anymore…"

"Tell me about it," Andrea said. "Look- I got a scab…" She held up her right elbow.

Michee made a face like this --.— "Andrea… you had the scab before we even got here…"

Andrea looked at her scab. "Oh yeah…" She looked real hard at it. "HEY! If you squint real hard, it looks like an ELEPHANT!"

Link looked at the scab. "No… It looks more like a giraffe…"

Legolas also looked at it. In fact, he looked at for a very long time. Then, after he finished analyzing the scab, he told everybody what he saw in it: "I see a duck eating a cracker, while sitting on a flying banana."

There was a long awkward silence.

"Okay…" Andrea lowered her elbow.

Angie ran by in the background again. The chickens were still chasing her. And the chickens were still being chased by Aragorn.

There was another long awkward silence.

Then Zelda came out of the castle. "Like, Good Morning!"

Everybody jumped. No one knew she came out of the castle. And no one thought it was a good morning either.

"Like, what's the matter with all of you?" she asked.

"We were all, LIKE, looking at my scab!" Andrea said, imitating the Princess's voice. She held her elbow up and showed her the scab.

Zelda looked at it. "Ewwwww…"

Andrea looked at her scab. "…I thought it was pretty…"

"Okay… Like, anyway…" Zelda said as Andrea lowered her elbow. "The Sage of Light will be here in a week to, like, help you with your problem."

Baggins-Boy looked at her in confusion. "But we never told you why we came to see you…"

The Princess of Prep looked at the Hobbit. "You…didn't?"

Frodo shook his head. "You can even look through the previous pages of the story. We NEVER said anything about it."

Zelda skimmed through the previous pages of the story. She didn't find a single word that was mentioned to her about their problem. "FINE! So I, like, DIDN'T know about your problem. So SUE me!"

"But how did you know we even had a problem to begin with?" Navi asked.

Frodo made a face like this O_O "SHE'S WORKING FOR SAURON!! SHE WANTS THE RING!!!"

He put the Ring on and disappeared.

Zelda stared at the spot Frodo was standing on before he put the Ring on and disappeared. "Wow… like… oh my god…" She blinked.

About thirty seconds later, Frodo reappeared about thirty inches away from the spot he disappeared from. Once again, he was in his fetal position, rocking back and forth. "The scary things… scary, scary things… they were…scary…"

"What's scary?" Zelda asked.

"Things…" Frodo said. "They said… O_O THINGS…"

"Oh my GOD! LIKE! Like what?"

"Like… 'How much wood could a wood chuck, chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?'" Frodo said, rocking back and forth. "They never told me the answer…"

Andrea smiled. "I know the answer! ^_^"

The Hobbit grabbed Andrea's legs. "TELL ME!!" he shouted. "I MUST know the answer!!"

"OKAY! Okay…" Andrea said. "Just let go of me first. I could barely stand with you holding onto my legs!"

Frodo let go of her legs, then stared up at her eagerly.

"If a wood chuck could chuck wood," Andrea said, "then a wood chuck would chuck as much wood as a wood chuck that could chuck would."

There was a long silence as everybody stared at Andrea. Even Angie, Aragorn, and the Chickens stared at her.

Then Sam's head exploded.

So they all looked at Sam's limp body on the ground.

Then Frodo stood up and shook Andrea's hand. "Thank you! THANK YOU!!" He said. "I don't know exactly what it was that you did, but THANK YOU!!"

He jumped up in the air. "I'm finally FREE of him!!" he started laughing. Then he ran around in the Field. He ran past the group, while he was taking his shirt off. "NO MORE SAM!!!"

He ran past them again, this time, removing his pants. His foot got caught in the pants while removing them, and he fell flat on his face. But he quickly got up, and started running circles around the group again. "NO MORE WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT WITH SAM IN MY SLEEPING BAG!! NO MORE WALKING TO MORDOR WITH SAM TRYING TO TOUCH ME AND HOLD MY HAND!! NO MORE SAM!!!"

Andrea leaned over to Michee. "I think I should try to stop him…soon…"

Michelle nodded.

When Frodo ran by, yet again, this time trying to remove his underwear, Michee and Andrea grabbed. Thankfully, the underwear had stayed on.

(A/N: I apologize to anyone who wanted to have him take it all off. But, I HAD to stop him. Have to keep it PG-13)

"Frodo!" Andrea shouted. "Stop trying to be a stripper!!"

The Hobbit stared at her. "But why must I stop? It is so much fun-and I've never felt so… free! And ALIVE!!"

"Oh wow… O_O" Michee said.

"WHY!" Andrea blinked. "Didn't you see the Author's Note about… ten sentences up?"

Frodo read the Author's Note. "Oh…" He blinked. "Well… can I just wear my underwear? Without the rest of the clothes?"

Andrea nodded. She wrote in the Magic Notebook with the Magic Pen. Then there was a small "POOF!" and Frodo was standing in Tidy-Whiteys, with the Ring on a chain around his neck.

"YAY!" Frodo shouted.

Michee was in a state of shock. "O_O Why did you DO that?! Now we have to deal with looking at… THAT!!" She pointed at the half-naked Frodo, who was smiling stupidly and hugging himself.

"So?"

"SO?!" Michee shouted. "What do you mean, 'so?!'"

Andrea shrugged. "Doesn't bother me that much…"

Michelle smacked Andrea upside the head. "You are such a dumb ass…"

Then suddenly, but not surprisingly, Angie started talking. "Hey Michelle! Why is Andrea the dumb ass? YOU should be the one being called a dumb ass! Bein' all prejudice and junk!"

"Prejudice about WHAT?!" Michelle said.

"About other people doing what they want to do!" Angie shouted as she started to walk towards Michee. "So what if he wants to wear Tidy-Whiteys! Leave him alone! Jeeze!"

"So now you're siding with him?!" Michee pointed at Frodo.

"I'm not sidin' with anybody! I only said to leave him alone!"

"Yeah!" Frodo said. "Leave me alone! What did I do to you?!"

Michee stopped pointing at him. "--.—you wore Tidy-Whiteys…" She muttered.

"Okay… I'm like, REALLY freaked out now…" Zelda said as she turned around and went back inside, muttering to herself about all the insane people surrounding her.

Then, for no apparent reason, Gandalf threw rock at Angie. And Angie fell over.

After a few minutes, it was once again confirmed that Angie was unconscious.

While everybody was staring at the (once-again)-unconscious Angie, Andrea was scribbling away in the Magic Notebook.

Then, from behind a nearby rock, Boromir jumped out. He waved at everybody frantically, "HI!!"

The whole group, except for Andrea, jumped back in alarm.

"Where did YOU come from?!" Frodo asked.

"From behind that rock…" Boromir said. He pointed at the rock he jumped from.

"Uh huh…" Frodo said. "Hey- I thought you died.

"Nope!" The Man of Gondor smiled stupidly. "I just got sliced in half. But somehow, I got put back together… Almost… Magically…"

Michee turned to Andrea. "Why did you bring back the dead?"

"Why do you say that to me?" Andrea asked.

"Because you were just scribbling away in your Magic Notebook. Again." Michelle said. "Why else would I think it was you?"

"But that wasn't me!" Andrea said. "Honest! I was doing something else!"

"FINE!" Michee said. "Gimme that! He already died! He can't just come back like that!"

"NO!" Andrea said. "MY Magic Notebook! But I will fix it!"

There was a big "Puff!" and a piano fell out of the sky, hitting Boromir square on the head. "Ow…"

"Goood Andrea." Michee said. "Now get rid of the body --.-- "

"So picky…" Andrea replied before she started writing in the Notebook again. With a loud "BANG!" Boromir's (once again) dead body vanished. But the piano still remained.

Then, in the not-so-far-off distance, a large dust-cloud covered the horizon.

When this came to the attention of the FOTVCP (Fellowship of the Very Confused People) they forgot about the sudden resurrection and death of Boromir. They were now staring at the large dust-cloud that covered the horizon.

"Hey…" Navi said. "What's that big dust-cloud?"

"The one over there," Pippin said, "Over the horizon?"

"Yeah…" The fairy said. "I can't tell what it is…"

"Neither can I…"

Legolas squinted his eyes as he looked at the dust-cloud covering the horizon.

"What is it?" Michelle asked him. "Can you see?"

"I can see it," The Elf said. "But I don't know what it is…"

"GAH!" Michee threw her hands up. "HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?!"

"I DON'T KNOW!!" Legolas shouted.

Just then, the object zoomed by, wrapping what was left of the FOTVCP (Fellowship of the Very Confused People) in the cloud of dust they had seen on the horizon. When the cloud of dust that surrounded them cleared, they saw that it was a CAR!

Michee blinked. "That can't be… what I think it is…"

"What do you think it is?" Andrea coughed, trying to clear the dust from her throat.

"It looks like the Batmobile…" Michee said as the car came to a stop in front of them.

"DING DING DING!!" Andrea threw her hands up over her head. "You are correct!! It IS the Batmobile! And its also what I was writing in the Notebook before Boromir popped up!! ^_^"

A corny stream of confetti fell from the sky onto Michelle. And after she cleared the confetti away from her glasses, Michee smacked Andrea upside the head. Again.

"You are such an idiot… --.—" Michee said.

"Um… Thanks…" Andrea rubbed her head. "…I think…"

The door to the Batmobile opened, and a girl jumped out. She was wearing a blue Rainbow Brite shirt and black pants that had about a million pockets and looked like they were two sizes too big for her. Top it all off with giant commando boots and a short haircut (dyed black), and you would almost mistake her for Kelly Osbourne. But she wasn't Kelly Osbourne. She was just a girl that is oftenly mistaken for her! (A/N: Sorry Mollie! Couldn't leave it out! It practically defines what you look like!)

Behind the girl, there came two other people. They didn't look like they wanted to be there too much.

"Howdy doo, People!" The girl said.

"Hi Mollie! ^_^" Andrea waved.

Mollie waved, then smiled as she hugged the two other people. "Look!" She said. "Its Snape! And Malfoy!"

"Mollie…wow… Um, how did you get here?" Michee asked.

"Oh, I don't know…" Mollie replied. "We were just cruising along in my Batmobile… minding our own business… Then we were here."

Mollie looked around. "Where IS here?"

"HYRULE!" Link shouted. "I should know. I live here…I think…" Link looked around, then blinked. "Milk crates make very boring pets."

"Do they now?" Snape said sarcastically, rolling his eyes. "I couldn't imagine…"

"I could…," The Hylien said. "I've tried it…"

Mollie looked at Link. "Okay… Who's that?"

Frodo threw a duck at Link, knocking him unconscious. "That's Link. Ignore him…"

"It's Frodo!" Mollie squealed. She hugged him tightly. Then she let go, smiling, when he couldn't breathe.

Michee stared at Mollie. "Mollie…"

"Batman."

"What?"

"My name is Batman."

Michee looked around. "Okay… Why do you have Snape and Malfoy with you?"

"Well," Mollie said. "Everyone knows that every Batman needs their Boy Wonder, right?"

"Yeah…" Michee said. "I think…"

"Well, Malfoy is mine!"

Michelle blinked. "And Snape?"

"He's the understudy!" Mollie nodded.

"He's also hijacking your Batmobile," Andrea pointed out.

Mollie turned around as Snape sped off. "Sevvy! Come back!!"

Draco ran after the fast-moving vehicle. "WAIT! PROFESSOR! COME BACK! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE—WITH HER!!" He pointed at Mollie as he slowly slowed down, giving up chasing after the Batmobile.

Everybody blinked as Snape drove off, laughing like a madman: "AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!"

"SHE'S SCARY!" Draco shouted. "AND SHE HAS FRIENDS THAT WEAR ONLY THEIR UNDERWEAR!"

He stopped pointing at Mollie, then collapsed to the ground, tears in his eyes. "She hugged him…"

Mollie sat down next to Draco and gave him a hug. "It's okay Draco… Just because Snape hates you doesn't mean that *I* hate you…"

The young Slytherine student watched as the Batmobile vanished over the horizon. "I wish it did…"

"You shouldn't say such things!" Legolas said as he threw a chipmunk at Draco. "You should be glad another loves you. You may not want their love now, but it may prove useful to you later."

Michelle and Andrea sighed.

"I love the wisdom of the Elves…" Michee said.

"WISDOM?!" Draco shouted. "I'd be happier with a Restraining Order"

Mollie gave Draco another hug. "Awww…He's so funny…"

Aragorn ran by in the background. This time, the chickens were chasing HIM. "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Leave me ALONE!!"

Draco blinked. So did Mollie. Everybody else was so used to this sort of thing happening, that they all just watched him go by.

"And what was that?!" Draco held out his hand to where Aragorn had been moments before.

"It was…a guy…in…an…ambulance…" Angie said, even though she was still unconscious.

"That wasn't an ambulance!" Draco said, face all contorted. "That was guy being chased by a bunch of chickens!!"

"Don't act like you're all surprised…" Andrea crossed her arms. "Worse things could happen."

"Really?" Mollie looked up. "How much worse?"

"Draco could strip dance on live TV."

"Worse?" Mollie said. "You call that…worse? That would be great!"

Mollie started laughing as Draco jumped up and walked away from her.

"I would never do such a thing!" He shouted.

"You know…" Frodo said. "I'll bet you never expected me to be here in Tidy-Whiteys either. But here I am…" The little Hobbit spread his hands out to show his underwear.

Michee stared at Frodo. "You WANTED to be in Tidy-Whiteys!!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!

"Did NOT!"

"Did TOO!"

"STRING CHEESE!"

Everybody stared at the unconscious Angie. There was a long silence as they all waited for her to say something else. She didn't.

Aragorn ran by in the background again. This time, he was chasing the chickens with his sword. "COME ON, YA CHICKENS!! I'LL GET YOU!!"

"What the bloody hell is wrong with this world?!" Draco shouted/asked.

"What did you expect?" Michee said. "A Disney movie? Just remember who is writing this story here…"

Draco looked around. "And who, exactly, is 'writing' this story?"

Michee pointed at Andrea, who stood behind her with her arms crossed. "What's wrong with me writing this story?!" She asked in her thunderous Authoress Voice.

"Nothing… --.—" Michee said.

"Whoa, whoa…" Draco walked over to Andrea. "SHE writes this story? I mean, YOU write this story?"

"I do." Andrea said, her Authoress Voice fading.

"HELP ME!" Draco dropped down to his knees. "I'm begging you! Send me back home!! I'll do anything!"

He stopped begging for a moment to look off to the distance. "You know, its funny," He said to nobody. "I can't accept the fact that Snape drove off without me, but I can accept the fact that I'm in a story one of its characters is writing. Phtt… What's wrong with me…?"

Then he looked back up at Andrea. "PLEASE! Let me go home!!"

"But why would I send you home?" Andrea asked. "It's fun to watch people suffer! ^_^"

"No it isn't!"

"How would you know?"

"BECAUSE I'M SUFFERING! A LOT!!" Draco shouted. (A/N: He seems to do a lot of shouting in this chapter, doesn't he?) "I'M HERE WITH A GIRL WHO THINKS SHE'S BATMAN, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! It's like a living HELL here!!"

Andrea sighed. "…If this were Hell, then there would be cheerleaders everywhere. As you can see, there are none here."

A shiver went through the whole group. Even the unconscious people shivered. "Cheerleaders…*shiver*"

"Okay…fine…" Draco said. "So we AREN'T in Hell. Yet. But don't say it won't happen."

"So what are you saying, Draco?" Mollie said.

"Huh?"

"Do you WANT us to be damned to a world of cheerleaders?!" Mollie yelled at him. "Think of what could happen! Our heads could explode!"

Draco perked up. "Really?"

Everyone threw ducks at Malfoy.

"That's BAD, Draco!" Mollie said.

Draco climbed out of the pile of ducks. "Only to you." He said. "I found it to be very appealing. And comforting."

"Hey everybody!" Pippin held up the Twister spinner. "Can we finish playing?"

They all shrugged, then decided to play. Even Draco.

Aragorn didn't play though. He was too busy chasing the chickens. The unconscious people didn't play either. They were too busy being unconscious.

Pippin spun the spinner. When it stopped, he looked at it. "Okay. Mollie- right hand…Purple."

Everybody blinked.

"Pippin," Frodo said. "There IS no purple."

"Lemme see that spinner," Mollie said. She took the spinner way from Pippin and looked at it. "Where did you get Purple?"

"Well…" Pippin said. "It landed halfway between red and blue…"

"What kind of an idiot are you?" Draco asked.

"A smart one!" Pippin smiled.

Andrea hugged Pippin. "He's so cute. And its TRUE! He is a smart idiot!"

"And you're a dumb one!" Michee smiled.

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Am NOT!"

"Are TOO!"

"Did you ever realize that you always get into these kind of arguments?" Andrea asked.

"Michee stared at her. "Um… no… But come to think about it, I do."

"WHAT'S THAT!?" Gandalf pointed at the horizon.

The large dust-cloud was BACK! (Gasp! DUN DUN DUN!)

"It's the dust-cloud from earlier!" Frodo shouted.

"It's…" Legolas squinted. "That car from before!!"

"My Batmobile!!" Mollie jumped up and down a couple of times. "It's Snape! He's coming back to declare his undying love for me!"

Malfoy looked at her in disgust. "Please! Don't make me puke! He's coming back to save me from YOU people!"

"No!" Mollie said. "He's coming back to declare his undying love for me!"

"He's coming back to save me!"

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In the background, Angie was slowly awakening. She stood up, then walked over to the heated argument between Mollie and Draco, completely unfazed by the rock that hit her.

"DECLARE HIS UNDYING LOVE FOR ME!"

"SAVE ME!"

"DECLARE HIS UNDYING LOVE FOR ME!"

"SAVE ME!"

Angie giggled. "From what?"

Draco stared at her. Then blinked. "Where did SHE come from?"

"The ground." Angie stared at the ground. "Yep. Over there…"

She walked over to the spot where she woke up. "Right here."

Just then, the Batmobile sped over, and hit Angie. She flew about twenty feet away from the spot she was standing. She hit the ground with a loud "Whump!"

"I'm okay…" she said. "I think my spine has just exploded, but I'm alright…" *

The Batmobile stopped. So everybody looked at the car. Once again, they ignored Angie.

Snape stepped out of the Batmobile.

Gandalf stared at Snape. "HEY!" he shouted. "That guy was here BEFORE!"

"Well Old Man," Snape said. "I'm back. Again."

The Professor looked at Draco. "Malfoy…" He said.

Draco smirked at Mollie. "Told ya," he said under his breath.

"Get out of the way."

Draco's face fell. "What?"

Snape shoved Malfoy out of the way. "Mollie, I have something I need to tell you."

Mollie smiled.

"The reason why I came back was not to rescue Malfoy, hit the girl that I hit on the way over here, or to put a hex on you." He looked at her. "I have come back to-"

"TO DECLARE YOUR UNDYING LOVE FOR ME!!" Mollie shouted.

"How did you know?!" He spun around and looked at the FOTVCP (Fellowship of the Very Confused People). "Who told!"

"Nobody 'told,' silly." Mollie said. "I always knew you loved me. It just took you a while to get it out."

"Hey!" Draco said. "What about ME?!"

"What about you?" Andrea said.

"Nobody loves me…" Draco let a single tear fall.

Legolas threw chipmunk at him. "As I seem to remember, Draco, you didn't want to be loved."

"Well now I do!" Draco argued. "I feel so left out…"

"Aww…" Mollie gave Draco a hug. "I love you…"

Malfoy smiled. "I feel loved…"

"But Mollie!" Snape said. "I just declared my undying love to you! How could you possibly love HIM?!"

"I still love you, too, Sevvy!" Mollie said.

"But you love me BETTER!" Draco said.

"Nuh uh!" Snape said. "I declared my undying love to her! You DIDN'T! Besides-" He added, "I'm more eviler than you."

"No you aren't!" Draco said. "I AM!"

"YOU?! MORE EVILER THAN ME?! O_O" Snape shouted. "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE MEANING OF EVIL! I GAVE EVIL IT'S NAME!!!"

"Did not!"

"Did so!"

"Nuh uh!"

"Yuh HUH!"

Then Snape and Draco started up a girly little hand-slap fight. It was very girly.

Andrea sighed, and started scribbling in her Magic Notebook. She showed the product to Michee, who nodded in approval. Then she walked over to the two 'boys'. "If you two don't stop it, you will both be forced to wear these!"

She pointed at the two frilly, lacy, lingerie sets floating next to her. "THEN you will both be force to strip-dance on live TV!"

The two immediately stopped fighting. Everybody else burst out laughing. Everybody except Pippin, that is. He was still trying to get everyone's attention.

"Hey!" Pippin said. "Pay attention to me!"

They all stopped laughing then turned to pay attention to him.

"Can we PLEASE finish playing the game now?" he asked. "I think I've finally gotten the hang of this spinner thing!"

"We'll play in a minute," Michee told him. "We have to find out who is more eviler first."

Gandalf walked over and stood between Snape and Draco. "Because I am powerful and terrifying-"

"No you're not!" Malfoy said.

"Shut up!" Gandalf hit Draco over the head with his stick. "Yes I am. Anyway. I declare that Snape is more eviler. Draco is only a kid, so therefore, he does not have the experience needed to be called 'evil'."

"You know," Draco said. "If Mollie hadn't taken my wand away, I'd fry your bloody ass."

"But she DID take your wand away!" Gandalf said. "So you can't hurt me! NEA!"

"Told you I was eviler!" Snape stuck his tongue out at Malfoy.

"Don't be mean, Sevvy." Mollie said. "I love you BOTH! ^_^" She hugged them both, and they all smiled.

"Okay… That's really touching, no really… it is…" Pippin said. "But this game won't play by itself. So let's GO!"

Angie, after about ten minutes, got up after the car incident. "Okay. Nobody worry about ME!"

They all blinked.

"Wow…" Michee said. "Completely forgot about you… Sorry Angie. ^_^U"

Angie squeaked (in the angry way!) "FORGOT!!?? WHAT… HOW…WHY?!?!?!?!"

Michee shrugged. "Dunno."

"Hey Angie!" Andrea said.

"Yeah…" Angie replied.

"Wanna play Twister?"

Angie squeaked again (in the good way!) "Twister! YAY!"

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So there they all played Twister for the rest of the day.

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*: This was a line from JTHM (Johnny the Homicidal Maniac) The sixth comic, I believe. It's when he was in Hell. If you don't know what I'm talking about, well… you could read the comics, I guess. If you don't want to do that then… oh well- tough cookies. You will have to go on without understanding it.

A/N: Well. I hope you guys all enjoyed that chapter. I enjoyed writing it. Not so much typing it… But it was still fun to write! ^_^

As for the long delay for the update, I apologize.

… You know, I seem to apologize for that a lot. Late postings, I mean. ::looks around::

Well right now, I promise a new update before the weekend is over. No. Seriously. I intend to post it. Soon…

But as for the long delay in getting this chapter up: 1) I was in IOP for most of the summer, 2) I got lazy around the time of my birthday (happy birthday to me! 15! Yeah!) And 3) there was some problems here on my end.

Yes Kris, MY end. It wasn't Xing's fault. This time. Some kind of glitch on my Internet settings or something. But it's all fixed now! ^_^

And now, I will thank my reviewers who, even with the long delays in updates. Still bother to read this.

So you all get extra cheezey pizzas today! YAY!:

Danfred: I assume you are the Author Formally Known as x-silver-saffire-x, no? Well as you can see, and I'm sure you pleased, I killed Boromir again. ^_^ Hope you liked it! *Hands you an extra cheezey pizza* Enjoy! (Hope you liked the Gift Shop too! ^_^)

Raveness: Well I'm glad you liked your cameo! Go you! The 104Fest was AWSOME! We saw (and met) STAIND! And we saw Evanescence! And Trapt! And Revis! But…enough of that. ^_^ hope you liked this chapter as much as the last one! ( I liked the spazz attack too! ^_^) *Hands you an extra cheezey pizza * WHOO!

Lady Galadriel: "He rubbed his chin. "But if you mean you won't be killed in the middle of the night by some psycho demon lady, then no…" "HEY!" Andrea said. "Don't talk about Michelle that way!"

Had a feeling you would have liked that one ^_^ Unfortunately, Jhonen does not appear in this chapter. I have BIG plans for the next chapter- just you wait *evil grin* Don't worry- it will be great. ^_^ Hope you liked this chapter too! *hands you an extra cheezey pizza* "It's all just questionably tasteful fun." ^_^

Lady Jedi2: I had a feeling you would like that Clue thing. ^_^ You're coming up SOON! And YES, you can help with the slaughtering of Zelda. ^_^ I hope you, also, enjoyed this chapter. *hands you and extra cheezey pizza* TTYL!

Well- NOW I'm going to have to start writing again. Next chapter is typed out. Will be posted either Saturday or Sunday. (as you would probably already guess, I have ti finish writing this story now… I haven't done work on this story for ages!)

And now I leave you.

Thank you for Reviewing!

~ Insane Person of the Darkness.

ALSO: Go over to FictionPress.com and read my new letter-series. It is called 'To Whom It May Concern' I'm sure you will enjoy it! Thank you! ~ IPOTD