Here's the end of it all.
Scene VII
(Cobra HQ. Members of Cobra have gathered together.)
COBRA COMMANDER: Well done, everybody! We're well on our way to corrupting the youth of America!
BLUDD: Oy! Didn't that Marilyn Manson bloke beat us to it?
COBRA COMMANDER: Silence, you fool! No one can beat Cobra Commander! Today, the children, tomorrow,
the world! (evil laugh)
(enter Duke with Mike)
DUKE: Not so fast, Cobra!
COBRA COMMANDER: So, Duke, we meet again.
DUKE: Mike tipped me off on you! And he did the right thing! You've stooped to an all time low, Cobra,
telling kids it's OK to steal and hurt people!
ZARTAN: Hey, I got those boys to practice good hygiene!
DUKE: But you killed Kenny!
MIKE: You bastard!
DUKE: Your evil plans will fail, Cobra! We have come to defeat you!
COBRA COMMANDER: Bah! You and what army?
FLINT: This army! Yo Joe! (He and several other Joes swoop down and attack. The Joes and Cobras fight
viciously. Mike emerges from the scuffle and addresses us.)
MIKE: And the moral of this story is..."Think for yourself! Don't let a bunch of stupid cartoon
characters tell you what's right and what's wrong!"
fin.
Scene VII
(Cobra HQ. Members of Cobra have gathered together.)
COBRA COMMANDER: Well done, everybody! We're well on our way to corrupting the youth of America!
BLUDD: Oy! Didn't that Marilyn Manson bloke beat us to it?
COBRA COMMANDER: Silence, you fool! No one can beat Cobra Commander! Today, the children, tomorrow,
the world! (evil laugh)
(enter Duke with Mike)
DUKE: Not so fast, Cobra!
COBRA COMMANDER: So, Duke, we meet again.
DUKE: Mike tipped me off on you! And he did the right thing! You've stooped to an all time low, Cobra,
telling kids it's OK to steal and hurt people!
ZARTAN: Hey, I got those boys to practice good hygiene!
DUKE: But you killed Kenny!
MIKE: You bastard!
DUKE: Your evil plans will fail, Cobra! We have come to defeat you!
COBRA COMMANDER: Bah! You and what army?
FLINT: This army! Yo Joe! (He and several other Joes swoop down and attack. The Joes and Cobras fight
viciously. Mike emerges from the scuffle and addresses us.)
MIKE: And the moral of this story is..."Think for yourself! Don't let a bunch of stupid cartoon
characters tell you what's right and what's wrong!"
fin.
