So I saw a comment from a viewer named Vault who thinks this fic is ironic? That didn't make sense cause there wasn't a lot of iron in the fic so I Googled and it means sarcastic? I don't think it is cuse sarcastic means like a joke but its a fic not a joke lol so no need to worry, awesome viewer ! But thanks for the feedback!
Anyway lets go to the stuff this time cuz it gets better and justice happens and things start getting cool! Yeahhhhhhhh!
Back at Inazuma!
Thunder blasted off the roof of the mansion as Raiden charged her sword and was coming fast on Kokomi but she threw some water on her and she fell down buzzing with electrics everywhere cause she was a robot and they can't take that stuff!
"And this is why I have Hydrovision! You hi tech robots will never stand against our NATURE!" Kokomi lolled and looked at Yay Miku looking sad at the shocked robot who was looking shocked on the floor. "Sorry but you know things about her so I will question you!"
Miku was about to say no until Goro held his bow at her and then she didn't. Then Kokomi used her power to fill the room with water drowning the last guards making the revenge complete! They left dragging a sad Miku back to camp to talk and maybe have some dangos to go with it but maybe not. Raiden was still laying there electric shocked but someone will help I guess idk. And that's all that happened there for now.
Back to the T-man and Traveler! Things are happening again for them woo!
The Traveler was shoving down adventure sandwiches again to start an adventurous day with laddies falling all over him after being one of the guys to arrest Child and it was all over the newspapers. Then he saw T walk past! He was had a camo shirt and camo pants so that evil guys couldn't see him and went into an old timey building that was the Favonus Law School. The Traveler wanted to see inside but all the laddies were so mittened by him they all tackled him so he couldn't move!
"F*ck Paimon, could you see inside pls?" The Traveler gasped over the lovey commotion to his floaty girlfriend who was not his girlfriend just a friend who's a grill.
"You got it my money-making man!" Paimon floated after T while the Traveler sighed relief and had a rocking time with his sandwiches and ladies without her to steal his food like a d*ck.
Inside the school!
Paimon was in now but people might see her so she unzipped T's bag and hid inside as he passed by all his mates and nobody saw. She heard many sounds of hi fives and laughs and some happy swears too while he gathered up with all his dudes cause he was a rebel kid but a popular rebel kid too!
"Yo, Dan!" she heard a freshman say and she was shocked! "What law classes are we having today?"
"No prob, it's Shoplifting class with Ms. Appleworth at Classroom 2-0A." T replied happily. "Be there or be a square!"
"OMG! Thanks bro" the freshman fisted him and Dan who was T walked with him to their class and he sighed cause shoplift cases are boring unless they are in banks or the cool museums with mummies and science or some sh*t. His best classes were Murder and Terrorism class cause that's where he learned to be an ace attoourney against all the worst guys and he knew them very well! But no one knew why. He sat on his seat and an old teacher was there.
"Students, where is your homework?" she asked.
"I did!"Yelled everyone in the class.
"I did NOT!" T sneered!
"And what's YOUR excuse Mr. Daniel Driver? Appleworth asked angerly?"
T leaned on his chair staying cool. "My dog ate my homework and sh*t the homework out and my dad used it to water his wheat that got blown by a tornado to the Wizard of Oz so I can't give it today!"
"OMG sorry!" Appleworth gasped and believed him. These things happened all the time in Tivat and it could've happened even if it couldn't. "Now everyone else, give me your papers and this class will start!"
Then class was on and then there was recess and then there's more but this is a Genshin fic not a school fic so I'll just cut to it and say T played hockey after lunch and no one minded that and he met everyone else outside!
"So any news of the Fatuis?" Traveler asked, letting Paimon out T's bag. T was gonna say no until Katherine the desk lady walked and handed a commission in a hurry!
"Our No. 1 guild hunter!" She addressed T. "And our No. 2!" she said to the Traveler. "I can only trust you two to deal with this secret mission cause you are so awesome! The Dendro Archon…is…MISSING!" Everyone gasped!
"WTFFFFFF" The Traveler spoke. T looked at the paper and the magic terminal on his ear suddenly picked up a message!
"The sages must have gotten her now! They hate her for spreading truth and freedom to the people so they teamed with the Fatui to keep them weak forever! But first they will have to start with her so the people know not to mess with evil. And they will do that by getting her Gnosis" T wised to everyone.
"And what if they get what they want from her?!" Traveler angrily asked him.
"Her Gnosis is powering all of the Akasha in Sumeru. If that happens the Akasha will explode and it's connected to everyone's heads in the city so their heads will explode too!"
"OH F*CK!" everyone snapped to action and ran to…THE EVIL SCIENCE PLACE IN DUMERU THAT GRAMMARLY CAN'T SPELL /
At the evil science place!
She sighed after sending the message and was on her knees at the centre of the evil science place crying with the three sages around her and all the students watching with their notebooks writing stuff!
"Morning, students! Pay attention or we'll fail your whole year!" The first one shooted. "This Lesser Lord of ours has been sneaking and meddling with our evil mission to keep the nation safe from the wisdom of the enemy and the enemy is her! She has been charged with treasury and this is her sentence!"
"Indeed" the second one snobbed rubbing his fists. "Her Gnosis will be removed and will be made an example right here and now!"
"MWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAHHHH" all three of the old men screamed laughing evilly as the third who was Grand Sage Azer took his staff to swing at her neck until OUR HEROES COME IN!!!
"Traitor scum!!" T burst from the ceiling with only a paper clip and threw it and the pointy tip went through Azaer's chest and his heart too and that made a mess everywhere. He saw the evil guy screaming madly at all the blood coming out but it soon got bored so he cut off his scared head with the staff he was gonna use to kill her and rolled it down in front of everyone to make him the example instead.
"My hero!!!!" Nahida sobbed as they hugged and T tossed a radish far away so she could chase it to a safer area.
"ATTENTION ATTENTION, SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT AND THEN DIE" A herd of Fatui terrorists hiding offstage rushed in and all the students started slinging spells at them too and all the other heroes we know came through the teleport to assist!
"Why *SLASH* are there *BASH* so many of "STAB" them *SLASHASH*?" Diluc huffed, rushing through the troops to slam his sword into the two sage's butts like he was sexxing them with it but the sexxing was deadlier than normal cause the sword was on fire still and cooked them up inside while they wiggled with no use like a funny wiggly bug but stopped when they died.
"*SLASH* Seems *STAB* that a Harburger *GEO POWER GOING SMASSSH* is here!" The Traveler smashed Geo power on all the evil students breaking bones and heads all over.
"Correct! "DUDE SCREAMING*Their also *SPIDER SLASH* here "SPIDER KICK IN THE MANLY BIT* to revenge *SMOKE EXPLOSION* the fair lady you killed…HAMBURGER *DUDE DYING* LA *ANOTHER DUDE DYING* SINGORA! *DUDE RUNNING AWAY BUT FAILING AND HE DEAD NOW*" T conclaimed whizzing through hundreds of evil terrorist bodies making it a party of blue dust as they faded like they do.
Suddenly another guy got there and it wasssss…Scaramunch! He turned into a giant robot like he does and his mom Raiden came running to stop him with her sandal but it did nothing cause it was just a sandal. Everyone lolled at her cause it was stupid.
Then things got more real as he saw his sister in the distance as one of the evil Fatui forces in their way!
"MY SISTER?!" the Traveler and everyone there gasped!
"Lmao!" the Traveler's sister lolled. "Now in the name of Fatui, you will be punished by me!"
"You can't be here with Fatui people, you are my sis and not evil!!" The Traveler cried. "Lets just go home okay!"
"But I am now and no." The sister went.
"Then I have to kill you cause you are terrorist!" The Traveler sighed and she attacked but he was too fast and did a slash in her chest! And he slashed more but stopped when she died.
Then he felt bad and gave her a fried egg to revive. "Ok I will spare you but if you remain good from now on!"
"Sorry bro I made the wrong choice!" she sobbed and he gave a pat on the back before killing up more Fatuis as a new tag team of two!
"F*ck you all! I, Raiden Scaramunch Shogun Supreme Deluxe the Almighty Evangellion Hokage of the Heavenly One Piece of the Awesome Harburger Titans or whatever the f*ck my title is now, will deal with you!" the fearful Scaramunch spat and the spit almost landed in T's eye while they were fighting but he punched the spit back at him which made him pissed!
Scara swung his huge sword and metalled fists at the teensy spider bro but he dodged and they hit the ground to cause earthquakes that killed all his troops by accident and T did back some swings of his own and cut his arm off squashing the other sages watching into the fancy tiles of the evil science place! He was alone now and more pissed but T remained like a cool hero which he was while avoiding the portals shooting evil power at him and spun up his legs like a Survey Corpse to smash his robot face in but Scara picked his blade and got ready to strike back!
Then their blades slammed on each others and a bunch of light comes on the screen and a whole lot of Japanese comes in a cool way saying stuff that means…"TOO BE CONTINUED!"!