Okay, I haven't wrote anything for this fic in a while but I still like my
idea so I'm gonna push on with it, even if I end up working on it till I'm
50..or not..anyway here's chapter 3 of the story that no one cares about
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CHAPTER 3: MEET THE NEW INCREDIBLY UNBEATABLE VILLAIN!!! (surprise,
surprise*cough*)
We return to our heroes who are all heading in the same direction towards and unknown and seemingly powerful energy, which of course can only mean one thing. You guessed it! Free hot dogs for everyone! HELL NO! It means some other unrealistically powerful punk has decided to take over the world or destroy it for some demented reason or the other!! ..Ahem, we now return to our regularly scheduled program...
"It's close now Ten, I can feel it, but I don't see any destruction yet." Chaozu surveyed the city below them as he and Tenshinhan flew over, probably too fast for them to have even seen Godzilla rampaging through anyway.
" Well, the chances are, if they've done their research correctly, they already know about us and there would really be pointless for them to commence their destruction if we weren't all there at the start."
"What do you mean? Couldn't he they just be all sneaky like and ambush us all one by one before we had a chance to join up against them?"
"..Well, whoever it is, they're probably arrogant if they're not even making an attempt to mask their power. They obviously mean to draw us to where they are."
"Are you sure? Maybe they just don't know how to mask their energy."
"What? Oh forget it! We should just stop speculating and wait until we actually find this person!"
"Okay Ten"
With another burst of speed, the two friends at extremes of opposite size flew towards their nearing destination.
Meanwhile, Yamucha and Kuririn are also on their way and the flight is taking a little longer than they had first guessed..
Yamucha let out a long yawn. =crunch crunch= He stretched his arms out a bit and dropped them back to his sides. =crunch= He shook out his legs a bit and watched a passing UFO speed across the sky. =chomp= After tiring of the landscape he scratched his head and blinked a couple of times. =crunch= He stretched his neck this way and that and crossed his arms =CHOMP==CRRRUNCH=
" DAMMIT KURIRIN!! STOP THAT ALREADY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BITE YOUR WHOLE DAMN HAND OFF!!!!???"
Kuririn looked sadly at his fingernails, now reduced to practically nothing. " I'm sorry, It's just that I'm nervous."
"Nervous about what? It's not like we haven't been killed before! It's not that bad!"
"But Yamucha, if we get killed this time we won't be able to get wished back by the Dragonballs. Come to think of it, we don't even have Dragonballs anymore!"
" Don't be stupid, you know that they'll just find some other utterly illogical way to bring us back to life anyway. Dragonaballs or no Dragonballs." "Man, this is worse than Sherlock Holmes."
"You bet it is! For God's sake no one has ever actually stayed dead yet! Much less for even a year!"
"Well in any case. It's not that I'm worried about," Kuririn continued after a while.
" Okay, then why are you mutilating your fingers anyway?"
"It's.I.Don't feel Gokuh yet. Shouldn't he be there?" Kuririn swiveled his head neurotically from side to side, " I definitely thought we would meet up with him by now."
"You're right there's probably-Hey! Wait a minute!!" Yamucha stopped abruptly causing Kuririn to bump into him and stop as well.
" Huh, why'd you stop?" asked Kuririn rubbing his head.
"Kuririn, can't you see what's happening to us!?"
"What do you mean, besides getting ready to fight a horrible battle in which we will die terrible deaths?"
"NO! GOKUH IS CONTROLLING OUR MINDS!!!!!!!"
Kuririn blinked a few times..
"Really? I just thought it was some psychological issue in which we were becoming too dependent on Gokuh for his leadership and superior strength that we have never managed without before so we have come to think we can't do anything without his help and have lost our sense of independence entirely."
"Oh yeah, that too."
"GREAT GALAXIES!! We must be close now! Did you feel that Yamucha?"
"Yeah! We better hurry up! C'mon!"
The two warriors quickly took flight again, now with apprehension. They were closing in on their target and they did not know what to expect. Farther up they began to notice they were entering a large city. What kind of DBZ villain would confront the Z fighters in a city (seriously?)? We have but a short while to wait and find out.
Yamucha and Kuririn could feel the hair prickling at the backs of their necks...okay, so Kuririn could feel the prespiration begin to trickle down the back of his very blindingly bald head. When they felt they had reached the definite source of the energy they dropped down into the city into what appeared to be an abandoned two-story supermarket. In gaining consciousness of their surroundings they soon realized they were not surrounded by merely empty shelves and crates.
"Kuririn."
"Tenshinhan!"
"Yamucha."
"Teshinhan.."
"Chaozu!"
"Kuririn!" "...Armadillo?"
"YAJIROBE!!! IT'S YAJIROBE~!!"
"Hey, aren't you that guy that- "
"Y-A-J-I-R-O-B-E-!! What do you not understand?!"
"Ten!"
"Um, Chaozu, I already know you're here. We came together, remember?"
"oh, that's right."
BAAAAKOOOOOOOOM!!!
In a tremendous explosion, the Z fighters found themselves scattered across two sides of a 'room' formerly having a back wall and the other two thirds of it's floor, now replaced by smoldering wreckage and a beautiful view of the, as always, perfectly blue sky with slight traces of cumulonimbus clouds.
"HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT WAS THAT!?"
"That was me."
DADADAH!!!
"OH MY GOD who are you???!!!"
BABARABAAA~!!
"I am that which all living on this planet will soon come to know above all if anything else."
DUNDUNDU~N!!
"I am the one and only."
BAM!! BUDDAHBAM!!
" .the all powerful.."
DODODODO~N!!
"..the invincible."
BOOO~M!!!!!!!!
".I AM................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
KABOOM!!!!!!
"Um.Chaozu, I think you and Yajirobe have just broken the record for the most number of times tripping over the exact same steel crate in succession...WOULD YOU CUT IT OUT!!"
Chaozu and Yajirobe picked themselves off the ground and dusted their terribly bruised bodies off.
"S-Sorry, It's k-k-kind of hard to keep your balance when you've been that surprised."
"I think I just wet myself...oh, and you guys probably aren't gonna want these beans anymore."
"AHEM!!!!"
All present turned their exrtremely short-spanned attention back to the mysterious speaker.
"Okay then..I AM.........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Right that was a pretty ridiculous chapter but I'm amazed I even wrote it at all. Yes I know, quite a cliffhanger here but it's not as if you really care about this fic anyway.
We return to our heroes who are all heading in the same direction towards and unknown and seemingly powerful energy, which of course can only mean one thing. You guessed it! Free hot dogs for everyone! HELL NO! It means some other unrealistically powerful punk has decided to take over the world or destroy it for some demented reason or the other!! ..Ahem, we now return to our regularly scheduled program...
"It's close now Ten, I can feel it, but I don't see any destruction yet." Chaozu surveyed the city below them as he and Tenshinhan flew over, probably too fast for them to have even seen Godzilla rampaging through anyway.
" Well, the chances are, if they've done their research correctly, they already know about us and there would really be pointless for them to commence their destruction if we weren't all there at the start."
"What do you mean? Couldn't he they just be all sneaky like and ambush us all one by one before we had a chance to join up against them?"
"..Well, whoever it is, they're probably arrogant if they're not even making an attempt to mask their power. They obviously mean to draw us to where they are."
"Are you sure? Maybe they just don't know how to mask their energy."
"What? Oh forget it! We should just stop speculating and wait until we actually find this person!"
"Okay Ten"
With another burst of speed, the two friends at extremes of opposite size flew towards their nearing destination.
Meanwhile, Yamucha and Kuririn are also on their way and the flight is taking a little longer than they had first guessed..
Yamucha let out a long yawn. =crunch crunch= He stretched his arms out a bit and dropped them back to his sides. =crunch= He shook out his legs a bit and watched a passing UFO speed across the sky. =chomp= After tiring of the landscape he scratched his head and blinked a couple of times. =crunch= He stretched his neck this way and that and crossed his arms =CHOMP==CRRRUNCH=
" DAMMIT KURIRIN!! STOP THAT ALREADY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BITE YOUR WHOLE DAMN HAND OFF!!!!???"
Kuririn looked sadly at his fingernails, now reduced to practically nothing. " I'm sorry, It's just that I'm nervous."
"Nervous about what? It's not like we haven't been killed before! It's not that bad!"
"But Yamucha, if we get killed this time we won't be able to get wished back by the Dragonballs. Come to think of it, we don't even have Dragonballs anymore!"
" Don't be stupid, you know that they'll just find some other utterly illogical way to bring us back to life anyway. Dragonaballs or no Dragonballs." "Man, this is worse than Sherlock Holmes."
"You bet it is! For God's sake no one has ever actually stayed dead yet! Much less for even a year!"
"Well in any case. It's not that I'm worried about," Kuririn continued after a while.
" Okay, then why are you mutilating your fingers anyway?"
"It's.I.Don't feel Gokuh yet. Shouldn't he be there?" Kuririn swiveled his head neurotically from side to side, " I definitely thought we would meet up with him by now."
"You're right there's probably-Hey! Wait a minute!!" Yamucha stopped abruptly causing Kuririn to bump into him and stop as well.
" Huh, why'd you stop?" asked Kuririn rubbing his head.
"Kuririn, can't you see what's happening to us!?"
"What do you mean, besides getting ready to fight a horrible battle in which we will die terrible deaths?"
"NO! GOKUH IS CONTROLLING OUR MINDS!!!!!!!"
Kuririn blinked a few times..
"Really? I just thought it was some psychological issue in which we were becoming too dependent on Gokuh for his leadership and superior strength that we have never managed without before so we have come to think we can't do anything without his help and have lost our sense of independence entirely."
"Oh yeah, that too."
"GREAT GALAXIES!! We must be close now! Did you feel that Yamucha?"
"Yeah! We better hurry up! C'mon!"
The two warriors quickly took flight again, now with apprehension. They were closing in on their target and they did not know what to expect. Farther up they began to notice they were entering a large city. What kind of DBZ villain would confront the Z fighters in a city (seriously?)? We have but a short while to wait and find out.
Yamucha and Kuririn could feel the hair prickling at the backs of their necks...okay, so Kuririn could feel the prespiration begin to trickle down the back of his very blindingly bald head. When they felt they had reached the definite source of the energy they dropped down into the city into what appeared to be an abandoned two-story supermarket. In gaining consciousness of their surroundings they soon realized they were not surrounded by merely empty shelves and crates.
"Kuririn."
"Tenshinhan!"
"Yamucha."
"Teshinhan.."
"Chaozu!"
"Kuririn!" "...Armadillo?"
"YAJIROBE!!! IT'S YAJIROBE~!!"
"Hey, aren't you that guy that- "
"Y-A-J-I-R-O-B-E-!! What do you not understand?!"
"Ten!"
"Um, Chaozu, I already know you're here. We came together, remember?"
"oh, that's right."
BAAAAKOOOOOOOOM!!!
In a tremendous explosion, the Z fighters found themselves scattered across two sides of a 'room' formerly having a back wall and the other two thirds of it's floor, now replaced by smoldering wreckage and a beautiful view of the, as always, perfectly blue sky with slight traces of cumulonimbus clouds.
"HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT WAS THAT!?"
"That was me."
DADADAH!!!
"OH MY GOD who are you???!!!"
BABARABAAA~!!
"I am that which all living on this planet will soon come to know above all if anything else."
DUNDUNDU~N!!
"I am the one and only."
BAM!! BUDDAHBAM!!
" .the all powerful.."
DODODODO~N!!
"..the invincible."
BOOO~M!!!!!!!!
".I AM................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
KABOOM!!!!!!
"Um.Chaozu, I think you and Yajirobe have just broken the record for the most number of times tripping over the exact same steel crate in succession...WOULD YOU CUT IT OUT!!"
Chaozu and Yajirobe picked themselves off the ground and dusted their terribly bruised bodies off.
"S-Sorry, It's k-k-kind of hard to keep your balance when you've been that surprised."
"I think I just wet myself...oh, and you guys probably aren't gonna want these beans anymore."
"AHEM!!!!"
All present turned their exrtremely short-spanned attention back to the mysterious speaker.
"Okay then..I AM.........................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Right that was a pretty ridiculous chapter but I'm amazed I even wrote it at all. Yes I know, quite a cliffhanger here but it's not as if you really care about this fic anyway.