Disclaimer- I don't own X-men. I don't own Grease. I don't own Cindy Lauper.
Hey guys and gals. Well I'm not sure what the heck I'm doing but I hope it makes sense. If doesn't then who cares! Enjoy the pretty new lyrics and cuss words.
Sense there weren't enough girls in the brotherhood I just threw in an entirely different person to play Jan. I'm not sure which T-bird guy's which so I'm going just to explain here.
Todd is the guy who likes Marty because Marty ain't fond of him.
Fred is the one likes Jan and doesn't say much.
Peitro is the one with Frenchy. Why? Because I ran out of people.
Enjoy!
Scene One Cast!
Danny- Lance Sandy- Kitty
T-Birds- B-Hoods Pink Ladies- Hex Ladies
Kenickie-Remy Rizzo- Rouge
Doody -Todd Marty- Wanda
Sunny-Peitro Frenchy-Tabitha
Putzie-Fred Jan-Cindy Lauper
Eugene- Arcade
Yeah! Lets Begin!
*Lance looking up at the brotherhood house with his army bag around one shoulder.*
Lance- This is it?
Mystique- Yes.
Lance- It's a fricken' dump! With that flashy little jet of yours, I thought you were rich.
Mystique- I am. Your not. *Walking away* Bye.
Lance- Hey. Wait a second! Where are you going?
Mystique- Away, of coarse. Obviously the writer doesn't think I'm GOOD enough to be a Hex Lady so I'm going to go mope somewhere for the remainder of the story…err.. musical. *To the writer* I'll have you know that I was up for a Tony award when I starred in Gypsy!
Writer- You're to old Mystique. Get over it.
Mystique- And Cindy Lauper isn't?
Writer- Cindy Lauper will NEVER be old!!!!
Mystique- Hmph! *Over to Lance* Well chow… *Stalks off muttering something about kicking Liza Minnelli's ass.*
Lance- *Stares at her confused*
Writer- Get on with it!
Lance- Ok Ok…*mutter mutter*
*Walks in to the house and meets the manly bunch.*
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~At the Institute~
Tabitha- *Holding a duffel bag walking out the door* Hi Kitty! Bye Kitty!
Kitty- *drops magazine she was reading and runs after Tabitha.* Hey, like, wait a second! Where are you going?
Tabitha- Busting out. This place is a total bore-house, so I'm joining the brotherhood along with the Hex Ladies.
Kitty- Brotherhood? Hex ladies? Bore-house? Soap?
Tabitha- I didn't say soap.
Kitty- I did! So, like can I come to? Just to see what you're talking about.
Tabitha- Hmm…Ok. I guess. But if the girls eat you alive it's not my problem.
Kitty- Cool!
*They walk out the door to meet up with Wanda , Rouge, and Cindy.*
Tabitha- Girls this is Kitty, Kitty this is girls.
Kitty- Hi Girls.
Girls- *Boredly* Hey.
Rouge- So what Tabitha? Ya babysitting today?
*Snicker snicker.*
Kitty- *frowning* Aren't we like the same age?
Rouge- Only in certain ways.
Cindy- That was deep. *starts singing "How deep is your love"*
Rouge- Ah know. *Proud of herself*
Tabitha- Come on girls. She's knew here, plus she's mutant like us.
Rouge- Whateva' Just git in the car, you two.
Peitro- So Lance, you got a jeep right?
Lance- Yeah?
Peitro- *Rubbing hands together mischieviously* Excellent
Remy- Welcome to the B-hoods, mon garcon.
Todd- So yo, man. What brought you to brotherhood?
*Enter intro music*
Lance- *Looking annoyed* A girl who got in my way.
Cindy- So how did you end up here, Kitty?
Kitty- *looking extremely pissed* A boy who almost killed me and my family.
Hex girls look interested except for Rouge who's driving.
Tabitha- Well, tell us about it!
Peitro- Tell us about it!
Lance- Nah. You don't want to here all the juicy details.
Remy- Oui. I guess not. *Walks away with the rest*
Lance- Ok I'll tell ya!
Illinois Fright
L-*Reclining
on the couch* Illinois Well, It was a blast
K-So much
happened, Happened so fast
L-I met a
girl mutant like me
K-I met a
boy, sick as can be
Both-Illinois, It had it's joys
Till uh well that Illinois fright
B-Hoods *start circling him like vultures*
Tell me
more, tell me more,
Did you split her in two?
Hex Ladies
*Looking more interested*
Tell me more, tell me more,
What did he do to you?
L-Phased through her locker, smacked me in the head
K-When I
hit him, I thought I was dead
L-I
decided to put her in her place *evil smirk*
K-He had
spray paint all over his face *giggle*
Both-The
town had crime, Yeah they were fine
but not like that Illinois fright
Hex Ladies
*Jumping on their seats in unision*
Tell me more, tell me more,
Did you put up a fight?
B-Hood
Tell me more, tell me more,
Why don't we fly a kite? (What the hell?
Sorry can't rhyme)
L-I convinced her, to phase for me *smugness*
K- Phased through a building and then danced with glee *jumped with the others*
L-She
went in the office and let me in too
K-No idea
what he, was about to do
Both- Illinois, a state without ploys
Till uh
well that Illinois fright
B-Hoods *Lance dances like an idiot with them*
Tell me
more, tell me more,
Did ya skin her alive?
Hex
Ladies *Crazy jumping*
Tell me more, tell me more,
Rouge-*getting a migrane* Hey ah'm
trying to drive!
K-He got scary when my parents came
L- She
didn't follow that was shame
K- He
made tremors, the school fell apart
L- I ran
off and got a head start
Both-It's a shame, nah it's just lame
When I
think of that Illinois fright
Hex Ladies
Tell me
more, tell me more,
So did your parents die?
B-hoods
Tell me more, tell me more,
Remy-Hey I like this guy *They sit back on the couch
only Lance standing with slow music*
K-That's when the school came crashing down *looking sad*
L-Now she's
probably six feet under ground *looking a little sad*
K-Now I'm
here away from that scene
L- Why
did she have to be so mean?
Both-Illinois,
Had girls and boys
But oh, We were Illinois fright
Wanda- Impressive Kitty. So you're training to get your revenge on that bastard?
Kitty- Um… not really
Tabitha- Don't worry. We'll get you vicious in no time.
Rouge- *trying to concentrate on the driving relieved the loud 50's music was over* Yeah just stay outta my way while ya do that.