(Curtains Open and you see the male mutants in Robin Hood type clothing with tights on and the females dressed as Maid Marian and the music to "Men In Tights" comes on)
We're mutants... we're mutants
We roam around the world looking for fights
We're mutants... we're mutants
We try to be nice but you just don't like us!
We may look like normies but watch what you say or else we'll put out your lights.
(bang)
We're mutants... we're mutants always here to try to save the world!
(X-Men and Brotherhood put their arms around each other except for Professor X who rolls around in his wheel chair and Can Can music comes on and they start dancing the Can Can)
la la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la...lalalalalalala
la la la la la la la la la, la la la la la la la la la...lalalalalalala
We're mutants…(dangerous ones)
We're mutants, yes (with lisp)
We roam around the world looking for fights.
We're mutants, we're mutants
We try to be nice but you just don't like us!
We may look like people, but don't get us wrong or else we'll put out your lights.
(bang)
We're mutants... we're mutants (dangerous ones)
Always on guard protecting the peoples rights
When you're trying to figure out about mutants just call on the X-Men
(X-Men)We're good!
Magneto sticks his tongue out at Professor X and Artemis bops Magneto in the head.
Magneto: What the… why'd you hit me?
Artemis: You stepped on my foot you metal head
Pandora: Now, now be nice
Pyro: You all better listen to her!
Iceman: Or I'll freeze you all as we run off to the Caribbean
John: Who?
Iceman: Me and... I mean the four of us
Janet: Why you little…(attacks Pandora) JOHN'S MINE!
X-Men and Brotherhood start fighting and the curtain closes. All you hear is swearing, hitting, freezing, fire, people being lifted and screaming.
THE END