Hopelessly Eroded

Hey guess what? I still don't own X-men Grease or Cindy! I'm very bored so I wrote another chapter today. Hope you like.

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The girls jump out of Remy's car and walk into the house.

Tabitha- Yo guys! You've got a new recruit.

Peitro- *pokes his head out of the living room* Yeah? Who?

Tabitha- *Arms thrown out happily* Me!

Peitro- *Rolls his eyes* We've got one too. His name's Lance. *Calls to Lance* Yo Lance! Get out here!

Lance- *From the living room* Kiss my ass! I'll come out when I'm ready!

Peitro- *Back at Tabitha* He's a real sweetheart.

Wanda- Charming. One of Tabitha's little friends is staying over too.

Todd- Hello chubblebumps. As long the friend doesn't keep you away from me, it'll be fine.

Wanda- *Rubbing her temples* Look toad, I'm too tired to think of an insult so. *She blasts Todd into oblivion*

Todd- Ieee! *Crash Boom Violence!*

Wanda walks upstairs past the half dead toad boy.

Kitty finally comes in behind Rouge.

Rouge- Hey Swamp rat!

Remy- *Walks out coolly* Oui, Belle?

Rouge- Git your friend out here.

Remy- Oui Mademoiselle. *Walks back in the living room*

Kitty- Nice. place? *Trying to hold in disgust*

Tabitha- *shrugs* It's free.

Rouge- Some people just ain't spoiled. *Glares at Kitty*

Remy, Fred and Lance walk out of the living into the hall.

Lance- What do you want? *Yawning from the long trip and long story he had just told*

Tabitha- To meet you Lancey-poo.

Lance- Hi and bye- *Notices a certain perky ponytail sticking up behind Tabitha. Pushes Tabitha to the side*

Tabitha- Hey!

Lance- Kitty?! *Strangely relieved she was ok.*

Kitty- Lance?!

Lance- Oh my god Kitty! I thought you and your parents died back there!

Kitty- *Crossing her arms with an angry look on her face.* We had a change of plans.

Lance- I can't believe - * Looks over at the B-hoods with arms crossed in disapproval. Even Todd who is lying on the floor twitching. Enter smugness* I mean so what? You joined that X-geek redhead?

Kitty- She was the one who helped me back there. You were the reason we almost died!

Lance- Well maybe if you followed me.

Kitty- So you're not even sorry?

Lance- Why should I be? Your parents got in the way.

Kitty- *Balled up fits and practically screaming* You are, like, Such a LOSER!

*Runs off wailing outside*

The B-hoods start laughing and congratulating Lance who feels like crap. The Hex Ladies shrug and start upstairs except for Tabitha.

Tabitha walks outside and finds Kitty on the porch step crying. Ok not crying. just huffing a lot.

Tabitha- Look Kitty. Men are rats. No they're fleas on rats. No. Theyre-

Kitty- Ewww! Tabitha you're grossing me out.

Tabitha- Look all I'm saying is the only man you can depend on is a six pack of Samuel Adams and I got that honey in my room. Come on. Let's crash at my place and forget about him.

Kitty- Um. Tabitha? He lives at your place.

Tabitha- Who cares. Old Sammy makes you forget everything very easily.

Kitty- *Smiles* Ok. But you go ahead. I have to sing a little first.

Tabitha- Oh Ok.

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Intro Sappy Doo Wop Music

Hopelessy Eroded

Guess mine is not the first life threatened,

My parents aren't the first to sue, I'm not the first to know,

there's just no gettin' through to you

Hello, you're just a fool who's willing to waste your life

by what you do

You rock the world your way, And I can't help but be rocked too

I'm hopelessly eroded by you

But now there's nowhere to hide,

Now that you know I'm alive and I'm good as dead,

Hopelessly eroded by you

Hopelessly eroded by you Hopelessly eroded by you

My head is saying "fool, forget him",

my heart is saying "Thank him too"

He helped me until the end, And now for us everything's new

I'm hopelessly eroded by you

But now there's nowhere to hide,

Now that you know I'm alive and I'm good as dead,

Hopelessly eroded by you

Hopelessly eroded by you Hopelessly eroded by you

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Tabitha pokes her head out. Kitty is leaning on the side of the porch in a deep thought stance.

Tabitha- *Whispers* Uh. are you finished?

Kitty- *pops out of dreamy state and shrugs* Yeah I'm done.

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Lance is sitting in his new room and staring out the window all depressed. For some reason when he saw Kitty he was extremely happy. Maybe because she was a familiar face or he was relieved to see she made it. He did like her but the fact that she ditched him for the x-men really pissed him off.

Now she hates him.

Lance- Woe is me..

Todd hops in with the speed demon Peitro.

Peitro- Hey the girls are having one of those scary sleepover things where they badmouth about us.

Todd- Yo man, I say we get out before we get killed.

Remy- *walks in* Remy thinks we should take Lance's jeep.

Lance- What for?

Remy- Because Remy hopes to spend time with his Rouge.

Todd- Man you know you get yo' life sucked out if you touch her.

Remy- *Grins walking out the door* That's what condoms are for.

*Silence*

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