Look At Me I'm, Like, Kitty
The Hex Ladies are in Tabitha's room boozing and watching TV.
Kitty- *sigh*
Tabitha- Don't tell me you're still sore about what happened.
Kitty- It was like five minutes ago.
Wanda- That's long enough. Come here Kitty I'll let you have one of my men. *Pulls out a bunch of pictures*
Kitty- *Looks at Wanda's pictures* These are Guess Who cards.
Wanda just stares at Kitty.
Kitty- They're drawings for the children's board game Guess Who. They're not real.
Wanda- Who asked YOU!!!! *Pulls the cards away* Never mind! Find your own men!!!
Kitty backs away into Tabitha.
Tabitha- *Offers Kitty a beer* Here Kit-kat. Have a beer.
Kitty- Ew. um like no thanks.
Tabitha- What's the matter? Xaivier won't catch ya.
Kitty- It's not him. I just think beer tastes gross.
Rouge- Maybe we should get Kitty her baby bottle.
Kitty- *huffs* I have to go to the bathroom for exactly 1 minute and 48 seconds so don't sing anything without me. Kay?
Tabitha- Kay.
Long silence...
Wanda- Ahem!
*Crickets*
Tabitha- psst Rouge. The song?
Rouge- I ain't singing it.
Tabitha- Why?
Rouge- Ah don't get why I'm being so mean to Kitty. Aren't we supposed to be friends?
Director walks out to the bedroom.
Director- Rouge what's the problem?
Rouge- Why'm ah Rizzo? Wanda should be Rizzo. She doesn't like Kitty. Plus she's the ugliest.
Wanda- Watch it you redneck.
Director- Rouge *long sigh* We've been through this. You haven't met Kitty till now and you haven't lived in the Institute yet. To you she is just a goody two shoes from a rich background. Think Jean Grey but younger.
Flames flicker behind rouge. Jean Grey. Got it.
Director- Good. Ok! Action!
Rouge- Ah don't know why you let that Goodie two shoes stay here. She ain't nothing but uh ditzy baby.
Tabitha- Come on Rouge we're all annoying in some way.
Rouge- Yeah. But this Valley girl is annoyin' all the way.
Break in to song. Overdone valley girl impression.
Look At Me. I'm, Like, Kitty.
Rouge *Throws her hair into a quick high pony tail.*
Look At Me. I'm, Like, Kitty Valley girl obesity
Won't take a chance with a bad boy like Lance, I can't, I'm, like, Kitty
Totally. Like, um yeah, ok? Don't know why I talk this way
Totally for sure look at my manicure
It cost your two months pay hey hey *Other girls dance around laughing*
I don't drink or swear, and I know it's rare,
But a goody girl I must be
It's the X-men way. So a good girl I will stay.
It's like sooo obvious to me *Tabitha takes a swig of beer and spins around like a loon*
As for you, you Lancey-poo, Look at me then look at you
Don't need to stare, I'm perky everywhere,
I just won't perk for you *Wanda jumps around trashing the room with excitement* Eww,
Gross, look at this place, not somewhere you'd likely see my face
But still I will come, to show I'm number one
Hey, Like come on, I'm like Kitty
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Kitty walks in looking at the trashed bedroom with everyone but Rouge passed out from partying too much.
Kitty- Like, Are you making fun of me again Rouge?
Rouge- *rolls her eyes* Screw this I'm going to find Remy and screw him.
Awkward Silence
Kitty- *To passed out Tabitha* Well it was a great party I better get home though. I'll just call Scott to give me a ride. Bye Tabitha, *to passed out Wanda* Bye Wanda, *to passed out Cindy Lauper.* Bye uh..Cindy Lauper.?
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~Later Outside~
Scott pulls up right as the brotherhood does.
Peitro- What do you think you're doing on our turf, loser?
Scott- Picking up someone who shouldn't be here. Kitty come on.
Kitty- Kay. *gets in the car not looking at Lance who's staring at her*
Todd- Yo you wouldn't be chickening out on our drag race next week, would you?
Scott- No I'm here to get Kitty like I said.
Lance- *Looks over at Scott*
Scott- What?
Lance- No it's nothing.
Scott- Come one tell me.
Lance- Promise you won't laugh?
Scott- Yeah.
Lance- I've never met you but for some reason I don't like you.
Scott- *stops and stares at Lance.* Yeah it's weird. I don't like you either.
Lance- Huh.
They marvel at that thought for a while. Kitty grows impatient.
Kitty- Can we just go already?
Suddenly they go back to their normal characters.
Scott- Oh yeah.
Lance- Later X-Geek.
The car left.
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Half an hour later Lance and the B-Hoods hear a loud chugging and coughing sound from outside.
They go outside to see Rouge dragging an unconscious Remy behind her.
Fred- What the hell happened to him?
Peitro- More importantly, what the hell happened to our drag race car???
The car is torched and missing a door and two wheels. The windshield is broken and the radio won't stop playing. Todd pops open the hood.
Todd- Man! Even da engines screwed up yo!
Rouge- We got uh little carried away ok? Ah think the condom broke cause the guy's out cold.
Lance and Todd helped carry Remy inside the house. They left him on the couch.
Rouge- Well ah'm going to bed.
Peitro- Hey what about the car you destroyed! That's our ticket to next week's groceries!
Rouge- You take it out on the swamp rat for buying a flimsy excuse for a condom. It ain't mah problem. Getting pregnant is mah problem.
Long long awkward silence
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The Hex Ladies are in Tabitha's room boozing and watching TV.
Kitty- *sigh*
Tabitha- Don't tell me you're still sore about what happened.
Kitty- It was like five minutes ago.
Wanda- That's long enough. Come here Kitty I'll let you have one of my men. *Pulls out a bunch of pictures*
Kitty- *Looks at Wanda's pictures* These are Guess Who cards.
Wanda just stares at Kitty.
Kitty- They're drawings for the children's board game Guess Who. They're not real.
Wanda- Who asked YOU!!!! *Pulls the cards away* Never mind! Find your own men!!!
Kitty backs away into Tabitha.
Tabitha- *Offers Kitty a beer* Here Kit-kat. Have a beer.
Kitty- Ew. um like no thanks.
Tabitha- What's the matter? Xaivier won't catch ya.
Kitty- It's not him. I just think beer tastes gross.
Rouge- Maybe we should get Kitty her baby bottle.
Kitty- *huffs* I have to go to the bathroom for exactly 1 minute and 48 seconds so don't sing anything without me. Kay?
Tabitha- Kay.
Long silence...
Wanda- Ahem!
*Crickets*
Tabitha- psst Rouge. The song?
Rouge- I ain't singing it.
Tabitha- Why?
Rouge- Ah don't get why I'm being so mean to Kitty. Aren't we supposed to be friends?
Director walks out to the bedroom.
Director- Rouge what's the problem?
Rouge- Why'm ah Rizzo? Wanda should be Rizzo. She doesn't like Kitty. Plus she's the ugliest.
Wanda- Watch it you redneck.
Director- Rouge *long sigh* We've been through this. You haven't met Kitty till now and you haven't lived in the Institute yet. To you she is just a goody two shoes from a rich background. Think Jean Grey but younger.
Flames flicker behind rouge. Jean Grey. Got it.
Director- Good. Ok! Action!
Rouge- Ah don't know why you let that Goodie two shoes stay here. She ain't nothing but uh ditzy baby.
Tabitha- Come on Rouge we're all annoying in some way.
Rouge- Yeah. But this Valley girl is annoyin' all the way.
Break in to song. Overdone valley girl impression.
Look At Me. I'm, Like, Kitty.
Rouge *Throws her hair into a quick high pony tail.*
Look At Me. I'm, Like, Kitty Valley girl obesity
Won't take a chance with a bad boy like Lance, I can't, I'm, like, Kitty
Totally. Like, um yeah, ok? Don't know why I talk this way
Totally for sure look at my manicure
It cost your two months pay hey hey *Other girls dance around laughing*
I don't drink or swear, and I know it's rare,
But a goody girl I must be
It's the X-men way. So a good girl I will stay.
It's like sooo obvious to me *Tabitha takes a swig of beer and spins around like a loon*
As for you, you Lancey-poo, Look at me then look at you
Don't need to stare, I'm perky everywhere,
I just won't perk for you *Wanda jumps around trashing the room with excitement* Eww,
Gross, look at this place, not somewhere you'd likely see my face
But still I will come, to show I'm number one
Hey, Like come on, I'm like Kitty
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Kitty walks in looking at the trashed bedroom with everyone but Rouge passed out from partying too much.
Kitty- Like, Are you making fun of me again Rouge?
Rouge- *rolls her eyes* Screw this I'm going to find Remy and screw him.
Awkward Silence
Kitty- *To passed out Tabitha* Well it was a great party I better get home though. I'll just call Scott to give me a ride. Bye Tabitha, *to passed out Wanda* Bye Wanda, *to passed out Cindy Lauper.* Bye uh..Cindy Lauper.?
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~Later Outside~
Scott pulls up right as the brotherhood does.
Peitro- What do you think you're doing on our turf, loser?
Scott- Picking up someone who shouldn't be here. Kitty come on.
Kitty- Kay. *gets in the car not looking at Lance who's staring at her*
Todd- Yo you wouldn't be chickening out on our drag race next week, would you?
Scott- No I'm here to get Kitty like I said.
Lance- *Looks over at Scott*
Scott- What?
Lance- No it's nothing.
Scott- Come one tell me.
Lance- Promise you won't laugh?
Scott- Yeah.
Lance- I've never met you but for some reason I don't like you.
Scott- *stops and stares at Lance.* Yeah it's weird. I don't like you either.
Lance- Huh.
They marvel at that thought for a while. Kitty grows impatient.
Kitty- Can we just go already?
Suddenly they go back to their normal characters.
Scott- Oh yeah.
Lance- Later X-Geek.
The car left.
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Half an hour later Lance and the B-Hoods hear a loud chugging and coughing sound from outside.
They go outside to see Rouge dragging an unconscious Remy behind her.
Fred- What the hell happened to him?
Peitro- More importantly, what the hell happened to our drag race car???
The car is torched and missing a door and two wheels. The windshield is broken and the radio won't stop playing. Todd pops open the hood.
Todd- Man! Even da engines screwed up yo!
Rouge- We got uh little carried away ok? Ah think the condom broke cause the guy's out cold.
Lance and Todd helped carry Remy inside the house. They left him on the couch.
Rouge- Well ah'm going to bed.
Peitro- Hey what about the car you destroyed! That's our ticket to next week's groceries!
Rouge- You take it out on the swamp rat for buying a flimsy excuse for a condom. It ain't mah problem. Getting pregnant is mah problem.
Long long awkward silence
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