chapter 1: Sengoku.... Hentai?

sengoku jidai

sess: (flies into the clearing)

inu: (comes to see him) about time

sess: i do not care

inu:feh!

sango: i still can't believe it! sesshumaru agreed to this?!

miroku: it was lady kagome's great mind and persuation that lead him here.

sango: how?

shippou: kagome told him he could hold tetsusaiga for one whole minute if he agreed and

signed a contract

sango: and inu-yasha?

kag: i sat him! (pops out of nowhere . climbs out of the well)

inu: feh!

SLAP!

sango: HENTAI!!!!!

miroku: ehhhhhh....... (swirly eyes)

'don't you ever learn, miroku?'

miroku: who are you?

Aki: i'm Aki. a classmate of kagome-san's. and i'm actually a yokai in disguise. only kagome-san knows

Malia: hi! my name's Malia. i'm kagome's 3rd cousin.

Remi: hi, Remi's my name. and i'm in this game. i met kagome in the Y.M.C.A. we were

competitors in the same contests.

Akina:hi. i'm Akina Suito. i'm the leader of the glee club!

girls:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SLAP, BANG, BOOM, PAK)

HENTAIIIIII!!!!!!!!

miroku: ehhhhhhhh.... (swirly HEAD)

Remi: anyway, where's sesshuma------- (sees sess) AAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! SESSHUMARU-

SAMAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! (pounces)

girls: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!! SESSHUMARU-SAMA!!!!! (fights over him)

sess: (doubles over) stupid, strange human females....

kag: (sighs) this's gonna be a long day....

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heya! well that's my first chaps. there'll be more! and i'm really sorry for the others whom

i didn't pick. i could only pick 4 who go well with this story. not much possessiveness are

allowed. but when you're a possessive freak, sorry, you're not allowed. i'm not talkin' bout

no one here! i'm just explainin'. no hard feelings!