Hey guys. I don't own X-men Evolution, Grease, Cindy, National Geographic
or D&D.You'll understand later.
As for the question of how I can write these songs. The answer is a lot of caffeine and a lot of boredom.
Thanks for reading!
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Burn You Alive
At the high school people are sitting in their classroom talking and doing teenage stuff. Principal Kelly's voice comes over the intercom.
Kelly- Everyone stop doing teenage stuff and shut up. Do to the last Sadie Hawkins dance being a bizarre, dinosaur infested failure we are having another dance except this time the National Geographic channel will be filming it in the gym. They believe that our school was built on top of some kind of dino nest. Also the Sci-fi Broadcast will be here with a bunch of middle aged fat losers dressed as Han solo so don't make eye contact and you will be fine.
The brotherhood stood around the hall listening.
Lance- Damnit. That means if I use my powers those national geo people will think it's an actual earthquake. I won't get any credit. *pout*
Todd- Yeah man. An' none of us have destructive powers like you, yo.
Peitro- Welp. guess we'd better enter in the dance contest instead and then moon everybody.
Lance- Yeah that seems vengeful enough.
They walk off to their classes till they see Arcade walking to the Audio Visual room.
Lance- Hey Arcade! What's that you got in you backpack?
Arcade sees them and starts to shake in fear.
Arcade- Uh. computer stuff.
Fred- Ha! Stuff. Let's stuff him.
Todd- Nice play on words yo.
Arcade- Don't hurt me. I have beaten the dungeons and dragons forty times and I have the dragon's rage! I know the way of the Jedi!!!!!!!
Peitro- Shut up nerd!
Lance- Get him!
They tackle the stupid hacker and shove him in a trash can and then shoved the trash can in a locker and then shoved the locker in the audio visual room. Arcades screams the whole time.
Arcade- My brothers will avenge me!!!!
(AN: Whoa that felt good. I just couldn't stand Arcade after that episode where he's "playing a game" and trying to kill off the x-men. The one thing I can't stand is a power hungry violent nerd.)
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Wanda and Rouge are walking out of the school after the bell rang.
Wanda- Well the dance is tomorrow and we don't have dates. Could it be because I hexed everyone that asked me?
Rouge- Probably not. Besides Ah don't want to go to no dance with my condition an' all.
Wanda- *pause* Uh.Rouge did you skip your period?
Rouge- Wouldn't know. It's only been a week since the fiasco happened.
Wanda- Have you even taken a pregnancy test?
Rouge just stares at Wanda not seeming to understand.
Wanda- *sigh* Never mind. So I heard that Remy is going with Jean Grey.
*Shock!*
Rouge- What? Why!!! He's in his twenties! Why would he go to uh high school dance with Jean?! Jean!!!! Why Jean!!!!!
Wanda- Yeah, well she and Duncan split and Scott hasn't revealed his feeling to her. Jean ran into Remy on the way to a pet shop. They said they both like puppies and that was it!
Rouge- How do ya know all that?!
Wanda- Hm. Don't know.
Rouge- Who cares! It ain't like I wanted to go with him after he knocked me up.
Wanda doesn't take the time to respond.
Right then they saw Scott getting into his car.
Rouge- Forget them. I've got a better idea.
She grabs Wanda and drags her to Scott's car.
Scott- Hey Rouge. Thought about joining the X-men yet?
Rouge- *throws on sweet shy misunderstood goth act* I might Scott. If you went to the dance with me and took Wanda with us I'd feel like maybe I really am pretty and maybe have confidence in myself. Do you know what confidence feels like, Scott? I've never know. Doesn't it make you happy?
Scott looks as if he's going to cry.
Scott- Get in the car. *Voice cracks*
Girls jump in and they drive off.
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~The night of the dance~
Lance and Kitty walk in looking like the ideal couple. Kitty is wearing a light pink spaghetti strap dress and a matching pink scrunchie holding up her hair. Lance is wearing the same thing he on "Shadow Dance".
Kitty- Ew! Did you hear what that guy dressed like Darth Vader said to me? "I'll Princess Leah you anytime." I like just got it now! Like, gross!
Lance- Why else do you think I beat the crap out the fat bastard?
Kitty- *Shrugs* You always beat people up for no reason. Especially ugly people.
Lance- Ok, you got me. Let's dance.
Kitty and Lance go to the dance floor.
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Tabitha and Peitro walk in along with four other girls trailing behind. Tabitha is wearing a tiara and a bright purple puffy dress that ends below the knee. Peitro is wearing a silver tux. The others are following Peitro fighting over who's to dance with him first..
Tabitha- How do I look, Peitro?
Peitro- Huh? Um.blond.
Tabitha- *huff* Smashing.
Girl #1- How do I look?
Girl #2- How do I look, Peitro?
Girl #3 and 4- Me!?
Peitro- *starts naming them down the line* Um. Easy, a crowd follower, self assured, and unconfident.
Girls- Wow he's good.
They all go off to the dance floor
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Enter Fred and Cindy. Cindy is wearing a side ponytail, and a puffy sleeved, tight dress. Fred is wearing a white tux and sunglasses.
Cindy- My little fat pimp.
Fred- All yours Cindy.
Cindy- Let's dance. *Starts singing "Dance with me"*
Fred- Let's eat.
Cindy- Let's dance and eat!!!!
Fred- I love this woman!
They run over to the food table.
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Jean and Remy are standing around talking about puppies till they see Scott walking in with Wanda and Rouge.
Wanda wore a blood red dress with a slit that went up to her thigh. Rouge wore the same style except it was a dark green color. Scott wore a good boy black tux and stared at Jean.
Jean stared at Scott.
Scott stared at Jean.
Jean stared at Scott.
Rouge saw Remy and groaned. She grabbed Scott and brought him to Remy and Jean.
Rouge- Well Remy. Fancy meeting you here at a high school dance. What? You don't have any friends your own age?
Remy- Oh hello Rouge. Have you met my more developed date Jean?
Jean- Hey. They call me Jean Grey because no one was creative enough to think of a good nickname like Wolverine or Cyclops.
Principal Kelly- Shut up people! We will be airing in 1 minute so before we air I'll introduce to you our band. Ladies and gentlemen, Johnny and the Acolytes!
Pryo grabs the mike and the spotlight hits the band.
Pryo- Good'ay mates and mites. I'm Johnny Pyro on lead vocals. We've got metal man Piotr Colossus on the drums! His bite is worse than his bark, Victor Sabertooth on bass! And lastly no you didn't forget something. That's Jason Mastermind on the triangle and violin during the cute Lance and Kitty dance scene.
Camera man- Airing in five, four, three.
National Geographic music comes on. The narrator begins in a story teller voice.
NGN- Billions of years ago dinosaurs roamed the Earth in a peaceful prosaic lifestyle. But what if they're roaming hasn't yet come to an end? In this special episode of National Exploration I will be-
Music from the Acolytes blares out the narrator's voice. Everyone begins dancing around the TV.
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Burn You Alive
Pryo- From the minute that I was born
I had a love that I could not scorn
I relate to Carrie and you would too
If you could do what I can do
Take the time and hear me jive
How I have the urge to
Burn you alive!!!
(Some people stop dancing and listen to lyrics a little disturbed. They get tapped to sit down losing the dance contest.)
I could barely walk before I struck a match
When I was three I had a lighter stash
Make me mad you'll regret the day
Cause fire always seems to light my way
Thought this way when I was only five
You make me cross
I'll have to burn you alive!!!
(More people run off in fear so only the X-men are still dancing who are used to Pryo's antics)
Burn you alive, Baby!
Burn you alive, Baby!
(Kitty and Lance keep doing their thing strangely in unison. Peitro and his four girls and Tabitha keep dancing although slowly one by they get picked off by the judges. Tabitha and Peitro remain dancing. Jean and Remy dance until Remy sees Scott giving him an evil look. Next thing they know they're threatening each other meanly. Judge tells them to go. Jean looks around terrified she might lose the contest and not be the best. She has a bloody reputation to keep!)
You'll go with the glow
You'll go with the glow
You'll go with the glow
(Right then Arcade runs in with a heard of sci-fi geeky middle aged men screaming of his brothers revenge. The creepy Darth Vader guy gets in and grabs Kitty. Kitty screams for Lance to help but before he could Jean grabs him and uses her powers to make him move with her. They are the only ones left.)
Burn you alive, Baby!
Burn you alive, Baby!
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah yeah. Burn you alive! Die die!
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Half the building is empty due to people running away in fear, so there was hardly any applause.
Pryo- *Sigh* We need to work on our material guys.
They walk off depressed.
Lance- Yo Jean! Get your fricken' mind powers off me!
Jean- Forget it! We just won so now we have to do the moonlight dance. I won't let you embarrass me!
Lance- But Kitty's in- Wait. I won? I WON???! I've never won anything in my life! This is so sudden! Who should I thank?
Jean- Me, of course!
Lance and Jean receive their flowers and banners. Lance is overjoyed.
Principal Kelly- And now the moonlight dance.
Peitro- Come on Fred it's time to do some mooning. Where's Toad?
Todd- *walks out of the bathroom moping.* Here I am yo. I don't feel like doing this after Wanda went to the dance with "Shades" over there.
Peitro- We're doing this like it or not.
Todd- But-
Peitro- No buts.
Fred- Yes butts.
Peitro- Nice play on words Fred.
They run into the middle of the dance floor and moon the TV camera. People laugh and cry at the strange hideous sight.
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As for the question of how I can write these songs. The answer is a lot of caffeine and a lot of boredom.
Thanks for reading!
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Burn You Alive
At the high school people are sitting in their classroom talking and doing teenage stuff. Principal Kelly's voice comes over the intercom.
Kelly- Everyone stop doing teenage stuff and shut up. Do to the last Sadie Hawkins dance being a bizarre, dinosaur infested failure we are having another dance except this time the National Geographic channel will be filming it in the gym. They believe that our school was built on top of some kind of dino nest. Also the Sci-fi Broadcast will be here with a bunch of middle aged fat losers dressed as Han solo so don't make eye contact and you will be fine.
The brotherhood stood around the hall listening.
Lance- Damnit. That means if I use my powers those national geo people will think it's an actual earthquake. I won't get any credit. *pout*
Todd- Yeah man. An' none of us have destructive powers like you, yo.
Peitro- Welp. guess we'd better enter in the dance contest instead and then moon everybody.
Lance- Yeah that seems vengeful enough.
They walk off to their classes till they see Arcade walking to the Audio Visual room.
Lance- Hey Arcade! What's that you got in you backpack?
Arcade sees them and starts to shake in fear.
Arcade- Uh. computer stuff.
Fred- Ha! Stuff. Let's stuff him.
Todd- Nice play on words yo.
Arcade- Don't hurt me. I have beaten the dungeons and dragons forty times and I have the dragon's rage! I know the way of the Jedi!!!!!!!
Peitro- Shut up nerd!
Lance- Get him!
They tackle the stupid hacker and shove him in a trash can and then shoved the trash can in a locker and then shoved the locker in the audio visual room. Arcades screams the whole time.
Arcade- My brothers will avenge me!!!!
(AN: Whoa that felt good. I just couldn't stand Arcade after that episode where he's "playing a game" and trying to kill off the x-men. The one thing I can't stand is a power hungry violent nerd.)
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Wanda and Rouge are walking out of the school after the bell rang.
Wanda- Well the dance is tomorrow and we don't have dates. Could it be because I hexed everyone that asked me?
Rouge- Probably not. Besides Ah don't want to go to no dance with my condition an' all.
Wanda- *pause* Uh.Rouge did you skip your period?
Rouge- Wouldn't know. It's only been a week since the fiasco happened.
Wanda- Have you even taken a pregnancy test?
Rouge just stares at Wanda not seeming to understand.
Wanda- *sigh* Never mind. So I heard that Remy is going with Jean Grey.
*Shock!*
Rouge- What? Why!!! He's in his twenties! Why would he go to uh high school dance with Jean?! Jean!!!! Why Jean!!!!!
Wanda- Yeah, well she and Duncan split and Scott hasn't revealed his feeling to her. Jean ran into Remy on the way to a pet shop. They said they both like puppies and that was it!
Rouge- How do ya know all that?!
Wanda- Hm. Don't know.
Rouge- Who cares! It ain't like I wanted to go with him after he knocked me up.
Wanda doesn't take the time to respond.
Right then they saw Scott getting into his car.
Rouge- Forget them. I've got a better idea.
She grabs Wanda and drags her to Scott's car.
Scott- Hey Rouge. Thought about joining the X-men yet?
Rouge- *throws on sweet shy misunderstood goth act* I might Scott. If you went to the dance with me and took Wanda with us I'd feel like maybe I really am pretty and maybe have confidence in myself. Do you know what confidence feels like, Scott? I've never know. Doesn't it make you happy?
Scott looks as if he's going to cry.
Scott- Get in the car. *Voice cracks*
Girls jump in and they drive off.
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~The night of the dance~
Lance and Kitty walk in looking like the ideal couple. Kitty is wearing a light pink spaghetti strap dress and a matching pink scrunchie holding up her hair. Lance is wearing the same thing he on "Shadow Dance".
Kitty- Ew! Did you hear what that guy dressed like Darth Vader said to me? "I'll Princess Leah you anytime." I like just got it now! Like, gross!
Lance- Why else do you think I beat the crap out the fat bastard?
Kitty- *Shrugs* You always beat people up for no reason. Especially ugly people.
Lance- Ok, you got me. Let's dance.
Kitty and Lance go to the dance floor.
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Tabitha and Peitro walk in along with four other girls trailing behind. Tabitha is wearing a tiara and a bright purple puffy dress that ends below the knee. Peitro is wearing a silver tux. The others are following Peitro fighting over who's to dance with him first..
Tabitha- How do I look, Peitro?
Peitro- Huh? Um.blond.
Tabitha- *huff* Smashing.
Girl #1- How do I look?
Girl #2- How do I look, Peitro?
Girl #3 and 4- Me!?
Peitro- *starts naming them down the line* Um. Easy, a crowd follower, self assured, and unconfident.
Girls- Wow he's good.
They all go off to the dance floor
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Enter Fred and Cindy. Cindy is wearing a side ponytail, and a puffy sleeved, tight dress. Fred is wearing a white tux and sunglasses.
Cindy- My little fat pimp.
Fred- All yours Cindy.
Cindy- Let's dance. *Starts singing "Dance with me"*
Fred- Let's eat.
Cindy- Let's dance and eat!!!!
Fred- I love this woman!
They run over to the food table.
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Jean and Remy are standing around talking about puppies till they see Scott walking in with Wanda and Rouge.
Wanda wore a blood red dress with a slit that went up to her thigh. Rouge wore the same style except it was a dark green color. Scott wore a good boy black tux and stared at Jean.
Jean stared at Scott.
Scott stared at Jean.
Jean stared at Scott.
Rouge saw Remy and groaned. She grabbed Scott and brought him to Remy and Jean.
Rouge- Well Remy. Fancy meeting you here at a high school dance. What? You don't have any friends your own age?
Remy- Oh hello Rouge. Have you met my more developed date Jean?
Jean- Hey. They call me Jean Grey because no one was creative enough to think of a good nickname like Wolverine or Cyclops.
Principal Kelly- Shut up people! We will be airing in 1 minute so before we air I'll introduce to you our band. Ladies and gentlemen, Johnny and the Acolytes!
Pryo grabs the mike and the spotlight hits the band.
Pryo- Good'ay mates and mites. I'm Johnny Pyro on lead vocals. We've got metal man Piotr Colossus on the drums! His bite is worse than his bark, Victor Sabertooth on bass! And lastly no you didn't forget something. That's Jason Mastermind on the triangle and violin during the cute Lance and Kitty dance scene.
Camera man- Airing in five, four, three.
National Geographic music comes on. The narrator begins in a story teller voice.
NGN- Billions of years ago dinosaurs roamed the Earth in a peaceful prosaic lifestyle. But what if they're roaming hasn't yet come to an end? In this special episode of National Exploration I will be-
Music from the Acolytes blares out the narrator's voice. Everyone begins dancing around the TV.
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Burn You Alive
Pryo- From the minute that I was born
I had a love that I could not scorn
I relate to Carrie and you would too
If you could do what I can do
Take the time and hear me jive
How I have the urge to
Burn you alive!!!
(Some people stop dancing and listen to lyrics a little disturbed. They get tapped to sit down losing the dance contest.)
I could barely walk before I struck a match
When I was three I had a lighter stash
Make me mad you'll regret the day
Cause fire always seems to light my way
Thought this way when I was only five
You make me cross
I'll have to burn you alive!!!
(More people run off in fear so only the X-men are still dancing who are used to Pryo's antics)
Burn you alive, Baby!
Burn you alive, Baby!
(Kitty and Lance keep doing their thing strangely in unison. Peitro and his four girls and Tabitha keep dancing although slowly one by they get picked off by the judges. Tabitha and Peitro remain dancing. Jean and Remy dance until Remy sees Scott giving him an evil look. Next thing they know they're threatening each other meanly. Judge tells them to go. Jean looks around terrified she might lose the contest and not be the best. She has a bloody reputation to keep!)
You'll go with the glow
You'll go with the glow
You'll go with the glow
(Right then Arcade runs in with a heard of sci-fi geeky middle aged men screaming of his brothers revenge. The creepy Darth Vader guy gets in and grabs Kitty. Kitty screams for Lance to help but before he could Jean grabs him and uses her powers to make him move with her. They are the only ones left.)
Burn you alive, Baby!
Burn you alive, Baby!
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah yeah. Burn you alive! Die die!
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Half the building is empty due to people running away in fear, so there was hardly any applause.
Pryo- *Sigh* We need to work on our material guys.
They walk off depressed.
Lance- Yo Jean! Get your fricken' mind powers off me!
Jean- Forget it! We just won so now we have to do the moonlight dance. I won't let you embarrass me!
Lance- But Kitty's in- Wait. I won? I WON???! I've never won anything in my life! This is so sudden! Who should I thank?
Jean- Me, of course!
Lance and Jean receive their flowers and banners. Lance is overjoyed.
Principal Kelly- And now the moonlight dance.
Peitro- Come on Fred it's time to do some mooning. Where's Toad?
Todd- *walks out of the bathroom moping.* Here I am yo. I don't feel like doing this after Wanda went to the dance with "Shades" over there.
Peitro- We're doing this like it or not.
Todd- But-
Peitro- No buts.
Fred- Yes butts.
Peitro- Nice play on words Fred.
They run into the middle of the dance floor and moon the TV camera. People laugh and cry at the strange hideous sight.
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