chapter 4: Rem and Sesshumaru
Rem: (Super HYPER!!!!!) AAAAAA!!!!! IT'S MY DAY!!!! IT'S MY DATE!!!! IT'S MY TURN!!!!! SESHUMARU-SAMA IS
MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faith:(covering her ears) GET A GRIP, GIRL!
Malia: (ears are bleeding)
Aki: oh, my kami! she's bleeding! somebody help!
Akina: come on! let's go to Kaede-san's! it's much more QUIET there!
Rem: SESSHUMARU-SAMA IS MINE TODAY!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kag: (fainted) eeeehhhhhh.....
Faith: my ears, my ears, my poor ears........
inu: (pops out of nowhere) URUSANE!!!!!!!
Rem: (shuts up) inu-yasha?
(silence)
Rem: (looks inu-yasha in the eyes)
inu: (looks back uncomfortably)
Rem: YOU'RE NOT SESSHUMARU-SAMA!!!!!!!!! I WANT MY SESSHUMARU-
SAMA HERE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sess: (comes to the rescue) shut up, woman!
Rem: ah, sesshumaru-sama! (says it like when shampoo says wo aini) (hugs him)
sess: get away from me, human!
Rem: i love you!
sess: get off!
Rem: i'm so happy you love me too.
sess: what?
Rem: (cuddles)
Akina: (comes into the hut)
(silence)
Akina: (takes out a giant mallet from behind her) YOU LITTLE B
Faith: AAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone: (looks at her)
inu: what?
Faith: s-she was...ab-about to say it!
inu: what? bi
Faith: AAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
kag: Inu-yasha stop it!
inu: what? i was just gonna say bit
Faith: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sess:(puts a hand on her mouth)
Faith: (looks up at him)
sess: you human women are too noisy.
Faith:(blushes) sorry....
(silence)
kag: anyway, go to your date you guys.
Rem:HAI!!!!!
sess: (sighs) another human wen
Faith: AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
everyone in the hut: (sweatdrops) WOULD EVERYONE JUST STOP SAYING BAD WORDS?!!!!!!!
/NOTE: you know, i really DO do that. i'm a weirdo. what can i do?/
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at her date:
Rem: so wanna tell me somethin' bout yourself?
Sess: no.
Rem: (pouts) oh, come on! don't be so... so... Sesshumaru-like!
sess: (raises eyebrow)
Rem: okay, i know, bad comment. very useless. makes no sense whatsoever. anywho, we're here! K.F.C.!!!!
sess:(enters) you really like eating in such a place?
Rem: yes. now, what do ya' want to eat?
sess: anything not poisonous.
Rem: fine. (shrugs) lets see, um... i want 6 muffins and um... chicken and rice and ....(orders more and more food) mmm...
what else?
sess: do you actually think i will eat your food?
Rem: oh, you didn't tell me you wanted to eat too!
sess: can you really digest all of those?
Rem: ooh,yeah!
sess: and yet you stay slim? (looks her over)
Rem: (blush) well... i---i manage....
waitress: you may take a seat now....
Rem: oh um... yeah, thanks. (sits)
(silence)
Rem: um... you can go now. (looks at the waitress)
Waitress: (staring) (drooling) (at sess)
Rem: (glares at her) grrrrrr......
sess: *ahem* you are disturbing us. you may leave now.
Waitress: um.. a yeah, sure, sorry. (leaves)
Rem: '*ahem* you are disturbing us? you may go now?'(mockingly)
sess: do not mock me.
Rem: and why not? you actually said, 'you are disturbing us' (in a big man voice)
sess:stop it...
Rem: oh, come on! have a sense of humor or something. you can't always be the great Taiyokai of the west.
sess: what?
Rem: Sesshumaru-sama.... you are not only the great Taiyokai of the west... you are also sesshumaru.... and you have many
other roles in your life than just the great Taiyokai of the west....
sess: like what? (mockingly)
Rem: like being a big half-brother to inu-yasha! like being a 'father' to Rin! and like being an idol to that toad, 'jaken'!
(silence)
Rem: um..... sorry, i didn't mean to have an outburst on you like that....
sess: no.
Rem: huh?
sess: i found your outburst very educational...
Rem: oh, um well um... thanks....
Waitress: hello! her're your food! (cheerily) (too cheerily)
Rem: (glares at the intruding waitress)
Waitress: (serves food to Rem) (then to sess) um... here's your food sir.
sess: (nods)
Waitress: woiuld you like anything else, sir? a massage maybe?
Rem: i think he doesn't need anything else! (grits teeth)
sess: you may go now.
Rem: (sticks tongue out to the sad leaving waitress)beh! now let's get back to talking.
sess: (sighs)
Rem: (starts yapping non-stop like a machine gun!)
sess: 'what diety did i anger to deserve such a fate?' (flexes claws)
Rem: (still yapping)
sess: (ready to slice and dice!!!)
kag: (with one of the waitresses spying on them) (sees sess's irritation and pops out of nowhere infront of them)
Rem: kagome!
kag: um.. hi guys! Rem, i think your date is over now.
Rem: oh... (flatly) okay....
kag: come on, let's go.
sess: (silently thanking the gods) (and also kagome)
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that night...
sesshy-kun?
sess: hai?
faith: you waited for me to come out and walk, didn't you...
sess: hai.
faith: why?
sess: .............................
faith: sesshy-kun?
sess: hai?
faith: i really like it when i talk to you.
sess: nande?
faith: 'coz.... you're nice....
sess: nice?! this Sesshumaru is not nice.
Faith: (giggles) sure you aren't
sess: you are mocking me?
faith: mmmmaybe... (runs with a smile thinking he'd run after her)
sess: 'that's the second time a human girl mocked me.... and why am i not minding it?'
faith: catch me if you CAN!!!! (still running)
sess: 'okay, that's it! she is going to get a what they call 'major tickling'!' (runs with yokai speed)
faith: AAAHH!!!! SESSHY-KUN IS MAD AND FAITH-CHAN IS GONNA GET IT!!!! (runs!)
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Rem: (Super HYPER!!!!!) AAAAAA!!!!! IT'S MY DAY!!!! IT'S MY DATE!!!! IT'S MY TURN!!!!! SESHUMARU-SAMA IS
MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faith:(covering her ears) GET A GRIP, GIRL!
Malia: (ears are bleeding)
Aki: oh, my kami! she's bleeding! somebody help!
Akina: come on! let's go to Kaede-san's! it's much more QUIET there!
Rem: SESSHUMARU-SAMA IS MINE TODAY!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
kag: (fainted) eeeehhhhhh.....
Faith: my ears, my ears, my poor ears........
inu: (pops out of nowhere) URUSANE!!!!!!!
Rem: (shuts up) inu-yasha?
(silence)
Rem: (looks inu-yasha in the eyes)
inu: (looks back uncomfortably)
Rem: YOU'RE NOT SESSHUMARU-SAMA!!!!!!!!! I WANT MY SESSHUMARU-
SAMA HERE TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sess: (comes to the rescue) shut up, woman!
Rem: ah, sesshumaru-sama! (says it like when shampoo says wo aini) (hugs him)
sess: get away from me, human!
Rem: i love you!
sess: get off!
Rem: i'm so happy you love me too.
sess: what?
Rem: (cuddles)
Akina: (comes into the hut)
(silence)
Akina: (takes out a giant mallet from behind her) YOU LITTLE B
Faith: AAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
everyone: (looks at her)
inu: what?
Faith: s-she was...ab-about to say it!
inu: what? bi
Faith: AAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
kag: Inu-yasha stop it!
inu: what? i was just gonna say bit
Faith: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sess:(puts a hand on her mouth)
Faith: (looks up at him)
sess: you human women are too noisy.
Faith:(blushes) sorry....
(silence)
kag: anyway, go to your date you guys.
Rem:HAI!!!!!
sess: (sighs) another human wen
Faith: AAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
everyone in the hut: (sweatdrops) WOULD EVERYONE JUST STOP SAYING BAD WORDS?!!!!!!!
/NOTE: you know, i really DO do that. i'm a weirdo. what can i do?/
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at her date:
Rem: so wanna tell me somethin' bout yourself?
Sess: no.
Rem: (pouts) oh, come on! don't be so... so... Sesshumaru-like!
sess: (raises eyebrow)
Rem: okay, i know, bad comment. very useless. makes no sense whatsoever. anywho, we're here! K.F.C.!!!!
sess:(enters) you really like eating in such a place?
Rem: yes. now, what do ya' want to eat?
sess: anything not poisonous.
Rem: fine. (shrugs) lets see, um... i want 6 muffins and um... chicken and rice and ....(orders more and more food) mmm...
what else?
sess: do you actually think i will eat your food?
Rem: oh, you didn't tell me you wanted to eat too!
sess: can you really digest all of those?
Rem: ooh,yeah!
sess: and yet you stay slim? (looks her over)
Rem: (blush) well... i---i manage....
waitress: you may take a seat now....
Rem: oh um... yeah, thanks. (sits)
(silence)
Rem: um... you can go now. (looks at the waitress)
Waitress: (staring) (drooling) (at sess)
Rem: (glares at her) grrrrrr......
sess: *ahem* you are disturbing us. you may leave now.
Waitress: um.. a yeah, sure, sorry. (leaves)
Rem: '*ahem* you are disturbing us? you may go now?'(mockingly)
sess: do not mock me.
Rem: and why not? you actually said, 'you are disturbing us' (in a big man voice)
sess:stop it...
Rem: oh, come on! have a sense of humor or something. you can't always be the great Taiyokai of the west.
sess: what?
Rem: Sesshumaru-sama.... you are not only the great Taiyokai of the west... you are also sesshumaru.... and you have many
other roles in your life than just the great Taiyokai of the west....
sess: like what? (mockingly)
Rem: like being a big half-brother to inu-yasha! like being a 'father' to Rin! and like being an idol to that toad, 'jaken'!
(silence)
Rem: um..... sorry, i didn't mean to have an outburst on you like that....
sess: no.
Rem: huh?
sess: i found your outburst very educational...
Rem: oh, um well um... thanks....
Waitress: hello! her're your food! (cheerily) (too cheerily)
Rem: (glares at the intruding waitress)
Waitress: (serves food to Rem) (then to sess) um... here's your food sir.
sess: (nods)
Waitress: woiuld you like anything else, sir? a massage maybe?
Rem: i think he doesn't need anything else! (grits teeth)
sess: you may go now.
Rem: (sticks tongue out to the sad leaving waitress)beh! now let's get back to talking.
sess: (sighs)
Rem: (starts yapping non-stop like a machine gun!)
sess: 'what diety did i anger to deserve such a fate?' (flexes claws)
Rem: (still yapping)
sess: (ready to slice and dice!!!)
kag: (with one of the waitresses spying on them) (sees sess's irritation and pops out of nowhere infront of them)
Rem: kagome!
kag: um.. hi guys! Rem, i think your date is over now.
Rem: oh... (flatly) okay....
kag: come on, let's go.
sess: (silently thanking the gods) (and also kagome)
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that night...
sesshy-kun?
sess: hai?
faith: you waited for me to come out and walk, didn't you...
sess: hai.
faith: why?
sess: .............................
faith: sesshy-kun?
sess: hai?
faith: i really like it when i talk to you.
sess: nande?
faith: 'coz.... you're nice....
sess: nice?! this Sesshumaru is not nice.
Faith: (giggles) sure you aren't
sess: you are mocking me?
faith: mmmmaybe... (runs with a smile thinking he'd run after her)
sess: 'that's the second time a human girl mocked me.... and why am i not minding it?'
faith: catch me if you CAN!!!! (still running)
sess: 'okay, that's it! she is going to get a what they call 'major tickling'!' (runs with yokai speed)
faith: AAAHH!!!! SESSHY-KUN IS MAD AND FAITH-CHAN IS GONNA GET IT!!!! (runs!)
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