Don't worry folks, it's mostly clean. And this is the last of the South Park chapters…
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Bayville football field…Standing on the sidelines, Mister McNeil raised his hand to signal the beginning of Marching Band practice. After a few quick hand motions to set the tempo, he bought his hand down on the downbeat. The horns immediately launched into a triumphant opening, with the snares backing them up, and everyone else waiting in the ready.
Also set into motion by McNeil's gesture, Samuel, Roberto, and Tabitha, all in civilian garb, raced across the field.
"What would Nathan dayspring do?" Sang Samuel as he darted in front of Roberto. Roberto slowed up, and Samuel let his momentum carry him a few steps backwards, never missing a beat. "If he were here right now? He'd make a plan and he'd fol-low through!" Samuel balled his fist and slapped it in his palm for emphasis. "That's what Nate Dayspring would do."
"When Nathan Dayspring was in Greymalkin, He called a bo-dy-slide…" Sang Roberto, picking up the tune. "He came down to Earth and saved us all! Not even Dani died…"
Tabitha stood on the first row of the bleachers, shouting to the world. "When Nathan Dayspring was out in space, fight-ting off the Brood, he used his magical Prim-mi-star, and saved the Queen—Shi'Aa—ar!" Tabitha put everything she had into the last note, causing both Samuel and Roberto to wince away.
Tabitha jumped down and the boys quickly shook it off. "Oh, what would Nathan Dayspring do?" They sang to each other, standing in a circle. "If he were here today? I'm sure he'd kick an ass or two!" Samuel and Roberto backhanded each other's arms in celebration. "That's what Nate Dayspring would do."
"I want a costume just for of me…" Yelled Tabitha, stepping away from the group. "Some-thing showing more than black spande-ex…"
Roberto stuck his hand in his pockets and looked to the sky. "And I just want Fer-ral, to stop sniffing everyone…"
Samuel stepped forward and put his hands on Tabitha and Roberto's shoulders. "For you guys I'll be lead X-Force, too, 'cause that's what Nate Dayspring would do!"
"What would Nathan Dayspring do?" They sang together. "He'd get all the kids ar-round, and get us all walk-ons in X-Men II. That's what Nate Dayspring would do!"
The kids broke off and jumped onto the bleachers. As they danced their way up, the band filled the interlude with a brief horn riff.
The three kids reformed near the top of the bleachers. "When Nathan Dayspring traveled through time, to the year four-thousand ten," they sang, looking back down at the band. "He fought the evil Ap-po-co-lypse! And saved the human race a-gain!"
Tabitha got down on one knee and threw out her arms. "And when Nathan Dayspring at-tacked the pyramids, he beat up Kublai Kahn!"
Samuel and Roberto stepped together behind Tabitha and joined in "'Cause Nathan Dayspring doesn't take shit from an-ny—" Roberto tried to sing "one," but had to break off when Tabitha and Samuel decided that "bod-dy," rhymed better.
Roberto shrugged. Tabitha jumped to her feet and the three kids leaned closer to each other. "So lets get all the kids together, in time to de-feat Stryfe! And we'll get Siren and Rictor, too, 'cause that's what Nate Dayspring would do!"
Breaking out of the group, the trio proudly marched the rest of the way to the top of the bleachers. "And we'll get Siren and Rictor, too," the repeated, letting each word drag on. Reaching the top, Samuel jumped onto the first bar of the safety railing and leaned out. Tabitha and Roberto flanked him, remaining standing on the seats. Together, they all threw out their arms for the finale. "'Cause that's what Nate Dayspring woo—oouuld doo—ooo…"
The cymbals smashed, and the kids balled their fists and raised them triumphantly. "'Cause that's what Nate Dayspring would do!"
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