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DemonicAngel8269- For your own safety I wouldn't watch Grease 2. It's nothing like the first one. My head had hurt after watching from rolling my eyes too much. But who knows.could be different tastes.

Red Witch - Yeah.I didn't get gypsy either.

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Just read the last chapter!

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Tabitha runs over to the dancing couple super excited. The others gather around.

Tabitha- Guys can you believe it? Rouge and Remy are getting married!

Wanda- Isn't that illegal?

Todd- Never stopped us before butter lips.

Wanda hexes her cotton candy on Todd.

Fred- Hey she wasted that food! Now THAT'S a crime!

Tabitha- Aw! The gang's back together!

Peitro- Yeah.but what about after the carnival? We may never talk to each other again.

Lance- That will never happen. *Squeezing Kitty's arm*

Todd- How to you know?

Lance- What do you mean-..Wait..I don't know!

Everyone- Huh?

Lance- Well think about it. Kitty and Rouge have gone back to the X-men while the rest of us are with the brotherhood. We'll end up fighting like every weekend. Plus us B-hoods have been expelled, Tabitha will be gone when Mystique comes back, and I'm not really sure why Cindy is here. How will we always be together?

*Everyone looks down depressed*

Peitro- Well hey! At least we'll be together till Mystique comes back.

Cindy- That won't take too long.

Fred- What poppy?

Cindy- I said *She suddenly transforms into Mystique*

Mystique- That won't take long.

Fred- Pooky?

Todd- Aw man! I so should have seen that coming!

Mystique- I've now proved to you all that I could play someone young and fresh like Cindy!

Kitty- Um Cindy isn't young or fresh..

Mystique- I told you I was the greatest actress in the world. I told you ALL!!!!! And now I will win that Tony Award once and for all!!!!!!!!! Bwahahaha!

*Everyone stares as Mystique throws her hands up in evil laughter.*

Fred- *crying* My little Lauper..

Tabitha- *Shrugs* Well I guess I'd better get packing.

Lance- Yeah. well *Scratches the back of his head* Kitty.I'll call ya?

Kitty- Kay. If the institute allows it.

Wanda- I guess I'll be starting that anger management thing with the witch lady.

Todd- Man, Mystique ruins all the fun yo.

They start walking away sad. Mystique sighs.

Mystique- Fine. One more song.

Everyone- Yeah!

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Rouge-

We ain't together

Cause Mystique is a dumb whore

Who never let's us have fun

Remy-

Together is never

Well maybe if we sneak out

But we're always on the run

Rouge and Remy-

(Make play guns with their hands and shoot at each other)

Bang bang

Shoot Mystique with a gun

That's the way it should be

Fred-

*Crying*

Wa oooh Wah!

(New scene during the next day. Kitty and Lance are dialing each other's number.)

Kitty-

We're one of a kind

And so we have to hide out

From all of the human's hate

Lance-

Hey maybe we'll find

A better kind of way

For us to communicate

(Both finish dialing and wait at the same time)

Lance and Kitty-

Ring ring

The line is busy?

Oh great!

I guess we're back to phase one

(Kitty phases through the building and runs into Lance smiling)

Run run run ru-un.

(They run away from the institute before anyone sees.)

Wanda-

(Reading "Coping with anger" the witch issued to her.)

It seems that nothing's changed.

I'm still angry and deranged

By my whole psycho past

Todd- (Approaches Wanda with drooping flowers)

Well if you give me a chance

I think we'd find romance

Baby! It might be lo-

(Wanda hex's the flowers to strangle Todd)

Wanda- Kiss my ass!

Tabitha- (Throwing bombs all over Mystique's room)

Boom - a - boom - a - bam bam

A bammity boom bam boom

Todd- Toad Todd Toad Toad Todd

Slurpity slurp-a-slurp

Peitro- Zoom zoom zippity zip

Zoom zoom

Wanda- Hex a hex a hex

Lance- High frequency guitar noise!

Remy- Charge -a- charge -a- charge -a

Chargity Charge EXPLODE!

Rouge- Suck suck -a- suckity

suckity suck drain drain

Fredd- Blob blob bobbity blob blah blah!

Kitty- Phase -a- phase -a- phase

Phase-a-ty Phase kitty!

(Lance and Kitty see a cop coming there way)

Lance- A cop is a coming!

Kitty- We'll phase right through!

( They phase into the diner where all the other's are singing)

Tabitha-

I've got no home now

So now I'm in the diner

Working for two months pay

Peitro-

I may be alone now

But hey I'm still hot as

I was any other day

Everyone-

So hey hey!

Maybe we're not OK

But we keep you entertained

Whoa!!!! Yeah!!!!

(Lance and Kitty leaving the diner hand in hand)

We'll never be together

(Rouge and Remy walk out glove in hand)

We'll never be together

(Fred walks out with a mound of food and a framed picture of Cindy Lauper)

We'll never be together

(Peitro runs out with some fifty girls following him in a conga line)

We'll never be together

(Tabitha switches the sign on the door saying they're closed and pulls down the shades)

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Next week the Kitty and Rouge snuck out to watch the Tony awards with the B- Hoods and Hex Ladies.well lady now that Wanda was the only one left.

Announcer- And the winner for best actress in a musical. Mystique.Mystique!

*Applause*

Mystique- *Comes up and take her award, weeping with joy* I just want to say thanks to all of those that motivated me. Me. me as Risty..me as Cindy Lauper and me. Oh and one more person. Freddy.

Fred- Hey! My name's on TV.

Mystique- Fred you motivated me to the end with your love. You were the wind beneath my wings. And baby, I'm having your baby!!!!

Fred, for the first time in his life, spit out his food.

Rouge- I guess someone had to get pregnant in the end.

The End!!!

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