LaCuevademisgustos: Lightning and Cameron were a fun duo to write, they were my personal favorite besides Scott and Zoey but it's me so that's obvious.
Yep, Blaineley fit perfectly compared to Heather's more exaggerated role in canon. Since I developed her last season, I couldn't spit on that so I brought her back.
Yep, for things to work out, sacrifices must be made. I enjoyed writing for Lightning and Brick but they were side characters.
Spectacular Webhead 11: We'll see.
Jss2141: Glad to hear that.
acosta perez jose ramiro: Glad to know I made the reasonings fair and in character.
Merge: Cameron, Zoey, Scott, Jo
"Previously on Total Drama Revenge Of The Island. An epic air battle turned into an epic fail when Lightning's hunger for competition crashed his and others' chances of winning. Scott got shafted by Zoey, Zoey took charge of some goaties, and Lightning and Brick got chucked by catapult." Chris said happily as he flew kites with Chef.
"We're down to the final four. Who's pulling through, and who will be cut loose?" Chris asked sinisterly as he used scissors to cut Chef's kite string and send the kite flying to the ground causing Chef to glare at his partner, "Yep. Like that. Find out on Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!"
(After theme song)
We then cut to Zoey climbing a tall tree, grunting and groaning the whole way up until she finally reached the top branch.
"Cam. Do we have to meet all the way up here?" Zoey asked sadly.
"I'm sorry Zoey, but it's the only place that's private. Disregarding the cameras of course." Cameron told the Indie Chick before getting serious, "First order of business. Getting rid of Scott or Jo."
"Those two have kicked off so many people, now it's their turn to feel the pain." Zoey said bitterly.
We then see Scott under the tree they were on, looking in interest as he held some sort of lasso.
Confessional: Scott
"I've been setting up snares to catch that annoying shark but I caught something interesting." Scott admitted, "Hopefully it's worth my while."
Confessional Ends
"If it's not too much trouble, I think we should target Jo first." Zoey admitted to the bubble boy, much to his and Scott's shock.
"Really? Why her? Scott has proven to be much more manipulative." Cameron asked curiously.
"I don't know. I just feel Scott's less of a jerk recently. Plus Jo's the one who blackmailed Mike, not him." Zoey explained.
"Alright…" Cameron admitted sheepishly, "I just hope you know what you're doing."
Confessional: Scott
"Either this means she's working on the path to forgiving me… or she just hates Jo more. Honestly I'm torn." Scott admits sheepishly.
Confessional Ends
We then cut to Jo listening in on this conversation from the bushes to the left of where Zoey, Cameron, and Scott all were and smirked.
Confessional: Jo
"So it appears I'm the target of our next elimination." Jo smirked mischievously, "I almost feel worried… except I see cracks starting to form between Cameron and Zoey. Bubble boy seems to want Scott gone; I can use that."
Confessional Ends
We then see the final four near the outhouse, where Chris and Chef were nearby.
"Alright, it's challenge time. I hope you're all prepared for today's very excruciatingly difficult challenge as it will test your wills, patience, and…" Chris began before his foot got caught into a snare which launched him into the outhouse much to everyone's disgust.
"My snare…" Scott whispered to himself in horror, "Crap. That was meant for Fang."
Chef soon opened the outhouse a bit, but unfortunately it smelled so disgustingly that Chef had to shield his face away, "Hoo-wee. I need five interns and a firehouse ASAP." He then turned to Chris inside, "We'll get you outta there soon buddy."
We then hear Chris speak from the inside, "Blegh. Those ungrateful brats just crossed the line! Remember your super dangerous challenges Chef. The ones I would normally give the red light. Today that light turns green!"
Chef smirked before punching into his fist, "I'll bring the pain."
Suddenly lightning flashes in Chef's direction as thunder roared while he gave a maniacal laugh causing the contestants to look up in the sky fearfully but it turned out there was nothing there.
The final four then turns back to Chef where the interns were apparently shining a spotlight and waving a soundboard to make the effects.
"Okay. You can cool it now." Chef told the interns.
We then cut to Chef near the contestants who all had their mini kitchen sets.
"Listen up dirtbags, I'm gonna push you until you break and then take the filthy little broken bits and give another breaking. No wimps are gonna be making my finale. Do you understand?!" Without giving the contestants a chance to answer, he continued, "The first challenge is a cook off."
"A cook off?" Jo asked incredulously before feigning worry, "Oh no. I'm dreadfully scared. Shall we be having a law mowing competition next? Mwahahahahahahaha!"
Soon she found herself struck in the face with a frying pan which boomeranged back to Chef, "Shut it or I'll shut it."
Soon Chef spoke sternly, "Bring me the classic TD competitor."
Soon an intern used a luggage carrier and to everyone's surprise it was one of last season's most notable contestants, Cody.
"Hey! It's Cody!" Cameron said happily.
Soon Cody's tied up form stood in front of the rest of the contestants and he sighed, "And why exactly am I being tied up?"
"Sorry about that. Chris said we could only bring ya back in insurance that you don't blow anything up." Chef explained.
"He's STILL not over that?" Cody said in annoyance before sighing, "I can't say I completely blame him but this is overdoing it."
"You slimeballs are gonna cook something tasty and this chicken bone will be the judge." Chef told the contestants, "You've got twenty minutes to make something tasty with stuff around the island." He then smiled formally, "I believe in eating locally. Ready?"
"Um, what are our options in the ways of seasoning?" Cameron asked curiously before Chef held two frying pans in front of his face, "Get cooking!"
He slammed the pans together in front of the bubble boy and soon all the contestants ran off to find something in the island.
We then see Jo whistling nonchalantly before finding some rare regular sized maggots in some sort of hole.
"Eh, I hope the geek likes maggot stew." Jo shrugged before picking up said maggots and putting them in her hoodie pockets, "And now for my main course. Manipulation with a side of winning." She smirked as she walked over to see Cameron struggling to reach the toxic mushrooms as she smirked and walked over to him, "Are we a little too short on cooking materials?" She asked mockingly.
"Very funny Jo. What do you want?" Cameron asked angrily.
"Just looking out for you is all. I've been thinking about ditching Scott lately and today is the perfect day." Jo smirked maliciously as she reached for the mushrooms Cameron was trying to get, "After all, we don't want him manipulating Zoey again."
"What are you getting at?" Cameron asked curiously.
"I mean, Zoey knows that I can be brutal but she seems to be regaining favor with Scott. Maybe partnering together for the last challenge helped in that regard."
"Zoey did seem to start warming up to him." Cameron said carefully, "You have a good point."
"Here you go." Jo smirked as she handed Cameron the mushrooms.
"Thanks Jo!" Cameron said warily before running off to escape the conversation.
"Oh but please, thank you." Jo smirked to herself when Scott walked over to Jo and spoke in a suspicious tone, "What were you talking to Cameron about?"
"He was asking for my help in getting you off the island." Jo explained neutrally, "Truthfully I'm not sure who to eliminate, there are so many good options."
"What do you want Jo?" Scott asked angrily.
"An alliance." Jo smirked evilly, "You join me and I protect your butt from elimination."
Scott raised an eyebrow before sneering, "On one condition, we don't target Zoey."
"Fine." Jo rolled her eyes.
We then cut to a skinny female intern with a side ponytail drinking coffee as she listened to Chris try to get out of the outhouse, "Hello. Anybody there? Wait, wait, grab my hand, I think I'm almost…"
Soon a sloshing sound was heard and Chris' screams of anguish were heard, but the intern just smiled and sipped her coffee.
We then cut to Zoey picking leaves out of a vine and smiling nervously, "Maybe I should make something safe. Like salad."
We then cut to her in her kitchen set mixing a bowl of leaves and what appeared to be black olives.
Suddenly the vines grabbed her face and then started using a wooden spoon to attack her.
We then see Jo putting maggots into her bowl and then pouring olive oil into her pan, she was doing decently.
Cameron smiled as he observed his toxic mushrooms, "These toxic mushrooms will make a delectable quiche."
He then put some on a pan and failed to notice Scott overhear him.
Confessional: Scott
"Quiche huh? I can work with that." Scott smiled before frowning as if he was being judged, "Hey, I don't have many better ideas here."
Confessional Ends
We then see Scott mixing up some sort of brew when he tasted it and then hummed in thought, "If toxic mushrooms worked for Cameron…"
Scott then picked up a three eyed toad and began letting it barf on the quiche before letting it go.
Soon Jo walked over to Zoey who had finally seemed to finish tenderizing her living salad with a wooden mallet, "I see things are getting feisty here."
"Go away Jo." Zoey said angrily before Jo spoke up, "Hey I just came to-" before gasping, "Is that an abandoned little cat?"
"Huh?" Zoey asked in shock, "Where?"
However Jo had poured a bag of green leaves into her salad, "Oh my bad, it was just a stump." She smirked.
We then see Cameron's oven ding as he pulls out a very tasty looking quiche, and soon Scott does the same, only the crust was green and it inflated from the inside.
"This is not going to end well." Scott gulped.
Chef soon yelled, "It is time! You must now dish up your food to the human sized spatula here." He gestured to Cody who was still tied up, "Why is my appearance always picked on?" He said angrily.
"If it makes you feel better, you're appearance isn't that bad." Zoey smiled nervously, "Uh… don't get the wrong idea from this."
"No I get it." Cody smiled, "Thanks."
"Today I made a delicious quiche." Cameron smiled formally to the geek who grinned at the quiche Cameron made, "With toxic mushrooms." He added making Cody unnerved.
"I am now beginning to realize I should not have said that." Cameron gulped.
"Just feed me a slice." Cody said simply to which Cameron used a fork to feed Cody a slice of quiche much to his delight.
"Wow. Great quiche!" Cody smiled happily, "You clearly put time and effort into this, however, you used toxic mushrooms which could have risked mutation."
"I mean… I had to pick something from this island." Cameron defended with a sheepish smile.
"That's why you get an eight." Cody nodded.
"Phew." Cameron wiped his brow in relief and soon Zoey walked over, "I present… salad I guess." She smiled sheepishly.
Soon the olives which turned out to be spiders climbed all over Cody's face which unnerved him which Zoey immediately swatted off him, "Oh sorry. I thought those were olives."
"It's fine. Just feed the salad." Cody told the Indie Chick.
Zoey did so, and Cody seemed to be fine at first but then he felt an incredible itch in his tongue.
"Gah! My throat… so itchy…" Cody said in agony before using his teeth to feebly scratch his tongue.
"What the- how did I-, I thought I only used leaves! I swear!" Zoey said in sympathy.
Cody panted, no longer feeling itchy and sighed, "Regardless, that was painful for me. So unfortunately while I do respect you, I have to give you a one."
Zoey sighed sadly, that didn't go as well as she planned, meanwhile Jo resisted the urge to laugh as she walked over holding her stew.
"I present my stew. Eat up OG Cameron." Jo smirked as she forced a spoonful of the yellow stew into his mouth which he gulped down easily
"Well, that certainly wasn't the best stew I ever had. It was actually a little crunchy. What's in it?" Cody asked curiously.
"Uh… maggot." Jo smiled nervously which Cody gave a raised eyebrow at, "Five." He said simply.
Jo groaned, she clearly had no chance of winning immunity now.
Scott soon smiled nervously as he walked over with his quiche, "I've made Southern Quiche Surprise. If you manage to keep it down… surprise." He added meekly.
"This better not kill me." Cody said with an annoyed look before Scott held the quiche in front of him and soon Cody bit into the quiche and immediately spit it out.
"Zero points." Cody groaned weakly.
"The challenge is over." Chef said happily as he rose Cameron's arm in the air and with it, his entire body, "Cameron wins!"
Zoey cheered while Scott and Jo groaned collectively.
"That's why he doesn't have to wear one of these tracking collars." Chef smirked as he threw tracking collars around Zoey, Scott, and Jo's necks.
"Challenge part two, I give you dork hunter." Chef said with a smirk, "Dork hunter is simple. Your dorks and I'm the hunter, you scramble into the woods, and I hunt you down. First one to touch the flagpole wins invincibility. Pray that you make it before I use my bazooka to blast you into a brand new dimension of pain."
He then put a canister of some sort of sauce into the bazooka and began advertising, "Rocket-Propelled Spaghetti Cannon. Which is my own special recipe, Chef Hatchet's In-Your-Face Extra Spicy Spaghetti. Dinner is served…"
"On your face!" Chef said maniacally before blasting a gigantic spaghetti and sauce cannonball at the contestants who ran away.
"You got twenty minutes!" Chef called out happily before smirking into the camera, "Who's gonna be the dorks that fail and who will be the non-dork? Find out when we return on Total Drama Revenge Of The Island."
"Uh… can I go now?" Cody asked with an annoyed tone.
(After commercial break)
We then see Jo running near Cameron who was also looking around frantically.
"I will not allow myself to be tracked." Jo said angrily before trying to take off the tracking collar but it kept zapping her much to her agony.
"Jo stop! This collar seems to have an anti-removal feature which sends a strong electric current to the nervous system." Cameron advises the Jockette.
"So basically… I can't take it off." Jo said angrily.
"Yep." Cameron nodded.
"Look. I know we don't like each other, but if you get this off me. I'll get Scott eliminated." Jo told the bubble boy who hummed in thought.
"Come on! He's clearly a threat to you!" Jo told the bubble boy, "Can we not agree on that?"
"Fine." Cameron sighed before opening his watch to show the gadgets of it, "If I just reconfigure my watch to send a small electric feed and reroute the battery feed…"
The watch soon sent a green sound wave to Jo's collar which opened up and got off of Jo's neck.
"Sweet." Jo smirked, "I'm totally tossing this."
Jo began to rear back for a throw but stopped when she saw a giant raccoon munching on a tire, "Actually…"
We then see Scott running to find a place to hide when he spotted Zoey in the distance.
"Zoey!" Scott said as he ran over to the Indie Chick, "I need to talk to you!"
"Well I don't want to." Zoey said angrily.
"Look, I know you're mad about the Mike thing, but I swear I wasn't trying to get him blackmailed, I didn't even know he had MPD." Scott said pleadingly.
"Oh I believe that but you still got B and Anne Maria unfairly eliminated and still tried to cause chaos even when telling Jo about Mike." Zoey said sternly to the Dirt Farmer who frowned and looked away.
"I want to believe you but… I can't, for all I know you're just using me for my vote." Zoey sighed sadly.
Scott just looked down in shame, he couldn't blame Zoey for being doubtful of his intentions
Soon a saucy cannonball flew above the two and soon Chef drove by in his jeep with his bazooka, causing them to run away.
"Tracking collars?!" Zoey said incredulously as she and Scott kept running, "Between this and Mike and Brick being voted off I had it with this show."
Suddenly the collar briefly shocked her as she kept running, "That's for complaining about the show ya little pest." Chef smirked as he held his remote before going back to using his bazooka and shooting the meatball and spaghetti blend while Zoey found herself tearing up but Scott pulled her along and they continued to run.
"Uh oh…" Scott gulped.
Soon Chef drove over and smirked to which Zoey waved her arms at, "Okay okay, I give up. You win."
"Let's make it official." Chef said happily before blasting Zoey with the mega meatball sending her hurtling down the chasm.
Scott gasped but soon Chef blasted him too and he fell down with her.
Scott was the first to recover as he rose up from the rocky ground with a grunt, "Ugh. Pain in the butt. He's almost as bad as Chris."
He then heard silent whimpering and saw that Zoey was still on the ground, struggling not to cry.
"Zoey…" Scott said in concern before both her and Scott see the cracked necklace of Mike's face on the ground, and when Zoey picked it up, it fell apart.
"Oh boy." Scott cringed in sympathy, "I wouldn't worry about it Zoey. You'll see Mike again."
But Zoey wasn't listening, in fact, flashbacks began to play in her head.
Jo forcing Anne Maria to confess to false theft, Jo constantly pushing her around, being pressured to vote off Dakota by Scott, and Scott being exposed for what he truly did.
Zoey heaved and breathed and then let an enraged growl much to Scott's shock and worry as thunder and lightning actually shot down.
Soon Zoey ripped the bottom part of her top and tied it to her forehead, she then drew black face paint on her cheeks and began climbing back up the rocky wall which concerned Scott.
"Uh Zoey… what are you doing?" Scott asked warily.
"It's payback time," Zoey said boldly and simply, "And I don't care if that's okay with you or anyone!"
She then began laughing as she continued her climb though Scott gulped, "This won't be good."
We then see a shadowy figure in the trees behind Chef quickly jump from branch to branch causing Chef to ready his bazooka, but he saw no one.
Soon Zoey from atop another tree, shot arrows at Chef which he began jumping back from and soon he fell into a net that lifted him up.
"Whoever did this is gonna pay… soon as I get down." Chef said in annoyance.
Zoey giggled as she leapt away from the scene.
We then cut to Chef driving in his jeep once again when he looks to see Jo's dot in front of him on his GPS.
"This is just too easy." Chef smirked as he readied his bazooka and shot the meatball at the rustling bushes but it turned out to be a giant raccoon he hit in the forehead. He then noticed the tracking collar on its tail.
"Tracking collar! I've been duped!" Chef cried out in shock before the raccoon growled and began to chase him but since he was in his jeep, he was able to distance himself a healthy amount from the raccoon as he drove off but it was still dangerously close.
We then see Jo running and laughing to herself as she smirked, "For such a smart guy, Cameron's so easy to persuade. Now to just find that flag pole."
Back with Chef, he evaded the raccoon and soon saw that Zoey was nearby in his GPS, "Zoey? I thought she was back at the cliff."
He soon unknowingly drove his jeep over a line and a log began to swing onto his jeep, which he then noticed and jumped off of it, which caused his jeep to be destroyed.
"Ha! Hope you can survive without a jeep sucker!" Zoey smirked proudly as Chef tried to shoot his bazooka at her, but she dodged every last meatball. She then laughed maniacally and did a flip before running off.
"Maybe I pushed her too far." Chef admitted in silent shock.
Finally we see that Cameron was running as fast as he could but eventually he began to gasp and wheeze but soon he smiled at the sight of the flagpole.
"The flag!" Cameron smiled giddily, before Scott ran over and panted, "Have you seen Zoey? I can't find her anywhere."
Cameron just glared at the Dirt Farmer and scoffs, "Like I'd tell you. I don't know where she is but I'm not letting you hurt her again." He said firmly.
"Look, last I saw Zoey she was beginning to…" Scott began before suddenly Fang jumped out of the bushes nearby and smirked at Scott and Cameron.
"No! Not you! Not now!" Scott cried out before running away fearfully with Cameron running with him.
Soon Fang jumped onto a rock and slid onto it, cornering Scott, who tripped over a rock and fell near a hay pile.
"Ow." Scott cried out as Cameron backed away quietly, "Leave me alone you menace! Why are you even chasing me?!"
Fang pointed to his teeth and pointed to the one which had been chipped.
"Your tooth?!" Scott asked incredulously as he pulled the shark tooth he had from his pocket, "You literally tried to eat me! That's your fault!"
"Scott! Just give him the tooth!" Cameron said sternly, "If you do it, he'll stop bothering you!"
Scott looked at his lucky shark tooth for a moment before sighing, "Fine!" He threw the tooth over to Fang who accepted it giddily and immediately attached it to the chipped tooth and smirked, he nodded in acceptance and ran off, leaving the two alone.
"He…he's gone." Scott smiled joyfully.
"Finally!" Cameron smiled, "Now to head to the finish line!"
Cameron began running joyfully to the finish line but soon was stopped by a meatball forcing him to the ground and Scott looked to see Zoey running off with her bow and arrow as Chef continuously fired his mega meatballs, one even hit Scott's face.
Zoey then jumped off Scott's head and then shot an arrow at a Chef but it missed since he ducked.
"Missed!" Chef smirked.
"Wrong." Zoey smirked back and soon the arrow hit a vine which caused a boulder to swing at Chef which Scott ducked at as the boulder flew by and soon Chef did the same as it rolled away.
Soon Jo began running past Chef and smiled, "Yes! The flag! This is my moment of glory!"
Soon she stepped on the pile of hay and fell down the pit with a scream.
"What? I didn't dig a pit trap." Scott raised an eyebrow.
"I did." Zoey smirked before she did a backflip over to the flagpole and grabbed onto it.
"Zoey wins immunity." Chef grunted.
Zoey laughed triumphantly as she celebrated this victory.
"Get ready for elimination suckers." Chef smirked, "One of you is leaving except for Zoey."
Scott and Cameron began to walk off when Zoey runs over and grabs the back of Scott's shirt, "If you want my forgiveness like you claim, tonight, you'll vote for Jo."
"Yeah. Sure thing." Scott nervously smiled at the Indie Chick.
We then see Chef in his hazmat suit as he speaks up, "Elimination time dorks, one of you is going home. Except for Zoey who has immunity. Let's see here, one vote for Jo."
"Predictable as always Zoey." Jo tapped her chin stoically as Zoey rolled her eyes.
"Another vote for Jo." Chef smirked which began to unnerve Jo.
"The next vote is for Scott."
Scott began to look nervous but kept his cool while Zoey raised a suspicious eyebrow, why did Scott get a vote this time?
"And the final vote is for…" Chef began dragging out but then he spoke, "Scott."
Scott gasped in shock while Jo just laughed and smiled, "Yes!"
"What?! But me and Cameron voted for Jo!" Zoey protested furiously before widening her eyes and glaring at the bubble boy, "Cameron." She growled.
"I'm sorry Zoey. I just didn't think it was safe to keep him around, h-he could have manipulated you or…" Cameron said sadly.
"Wow. My own friend didn't trust me enough to choose who to vote off, I feel so good about myself." Zoey rolled her eyes angrily which caused Cameron to look guilty.
"Alright. Because I'm bored, the tiebreaker will be an arm wrestling duel." Chef told the two villains who glared angrily at each other.
Soon Jo and Scott went to the oil drum and locked hands before beginning their arm wrestling match, it was locked tight and it seemed like an even match.
Soon one contestant began to struggle while another was getting the upper hand and then one contestant's arm had successfully pushed the other one down much to Cameron and Zoey's shock and the one who won was…
Jo.
Jo laughed triumphantly, once again happy that she survived an elimination ceremony.
"I win! Hahahahahahaha!" Jo laughed giddily, "Well dirt boy, you had your chance to shine but now it's my turn. Off ya go."
Scott sighed as he silently walked to the Hurl Of Shame with Chef leading him, he looked towards Zoey who refused to look at his direction, however Cameron gave him a remorseful glance.
Soon Chef had placed Scott in the Hurl Of Shame and smirked, "I've been waiting to be the hurl master of this show."
"And you're gonna keep waiting." Chris smiled as he lowered himself down via jetpack.
"Chris!" Scott said in shock.
"Yep. And I'm personally glad you're the one being hurled Scott as you did send me into the pit of poo." Chris smiled maliciously, "Any final words?"
"No. I just feel nothing." Scott sighed sadly.
"That's the spirit." Chris smiled before pulling the lever of the catapult and sending Scott flying.
"I actually kinda feel bad for the farm boy." Chef admitted sympathetically.
"Yeah whatever. Now that I'm back, which one of our final three will take the last hurl, and who will be the final two? Find out on Total! Drama! Revenge Of The Island!" Chris smiled brightly.
Author's Note: Yep, with that. Scott is finally gone. Hopefully his departure made you all feel bad for him, because that's what I was going for. I know I'm humanizing him, but he can't have his happy ending right now. He needs karma for his villainous actions pre-team swap and to a lesser extent post-team swap with the whole Mike thing. And what's that karma: simple, he hasn't earned Zoey's forgiveness or friendship. His karma is more emotional than other villainous karmas and I feel I can work with that.
Final Three: Cameron, Zoey, Jo
13th Staci
Eliminated: Dakota
12th B
11th Anne Maria
10th Dawn
9th Sam
8th Dakota
7th Mike
6th Brick
5th Lightning
4th Scott