The Lightbulb of Power: Chapter 2
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball Z or any of it's counterparts. Although I wish I did.
DBZ Commentator voice: Last time on Dragon Ball Z..
Linkthesecond: Ok! That's quite enough of that! I'll take over from here. *clears throat*Ladies
and gentlemen! Welcome to the second chapter of this exciting saga! In the last chapter, we watched as
Goku degraded himslef in front of (hopefully) millions of people on Fanfiction.Net. And now, on with the
fic! (Remember to read Chapter 1 first! If you have not then, well, you might not understand this)
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"Damn door deserved it....". "Alright alright! Dad! I get it!". "Well, as long as know it was the
right thing...", "Let's get down to business shall we?" Goku said enthusiastically
They had entered the garage, it was cold, damp, and, well, cold. "I love adventure." Goku said.
Right after he said that, Vegeta appeared in the garage. A few seconds later, a hole shaped like
Vegeta appeared in the wall. "Kakarot!" Vegeta yelled "Don't screw that lightbulb in!". Goku starts wond-
ring why in the hell Vegeta barged into the garage on such short notice.
"Vegeta, shouldn't you be "training" somewhere?" Goku said mockingly.
"You know, there's a funny story to that you see...Hey wait a minute! I came here for a reason!"
Vegeta replied "I came, for your lightbulb!". Goku and Gohan look at each other, then fall down laughing.
"Y-you mean to tell me," Goku said while trying to control his laughter "That you came here for
this LIGHTbulb? That's the stupuidest thing I've ever heard!". "Stupid it may be," Vegeta replied "But when
Bulma says to do something, you do it!".
Goku and Gohan then stop laughing. "Wait, Bulma wants this lightbulb? But wh-" Goku is cut off
by Frieza appearing in front of him. A second later, a Frieza-shaped hole appears in the wall. "Grrr, why can't
you guys use doors like normal people?!?!" Goku says in frustration.
"Well technically, we're not normal people, we're aliens that invaded Earth, and you blew up the door."
Frieza says to his stunned audience. "Anyway, Goku, I came here for your lightbulb". "Wha-? Why does everyone
want this lightbulb all of a sudden?" Goku says in wonder. "My wife told me to get it for her." Frieza said.
"And she wants it because...?" "Because that lightbulb is one of a kind Goku, didn't you know that?" Frieza
said mockingly.
"No, but I want to know what the all fuss is about!" Goku said indignantly.
"Well it goes a little like this....." Frieza began.
(Flashback)
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My wife was shopping for a lightbulb to replace the one that had broken in our garage, when
suddenly,she came across a lightbulb that was glowing with power...
(Interruption)
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"I TOLD Chi Chi the lightbulb was filled with awesome power!" Goku said. "Quiet Goku!" Frieza
says as he punches Goku "I'm not finished!"
(Back to the flashback)
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She thought it was perfect for the garage, so she took it. Out of nowhere, another hand grabs the
lightbulb, "Hey keep your hands off my lightbulb!" Frieza's wife said angrily. "Screw you alien! This is MY
lightbulb!" the other woman answers. "Both of you get away! This lightbulb is perfect for my garage!" said
another woman who had just shown up.
"My lightbulb!" Frieza's wife said as she went to grab it.
"No mine!" Bulma said as she went to grab it.
"Yoink!" Chi Chi says as she pulls up the lightbulb and runs like hell in the other direction, yelling
"Neener neener neener! MY lightbulb!"
(Back in the garage)
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"Wow so THAT's what happened." Goku said in amazement "So why are you here then?"
"I'm here to claim back the lightbulb that was stolen from my wife!" Frieza said proudly
Vegeta replied with "Yah, what he said!"
"Hi-yaa!" both Frieza and Vegeta yell as they charge at Goku and Gohan.
Then Chi Chi's head appears in the doorway and says "Goku! Would you and your friends like some
orange juice?" "Chi Chi! We're about to begin an epic battle for the universe!" Goku whined.
Frieza and Vegeta freeze when they see Ci Chi holding the orange juice. "You know, I could really go
for some OJ right about now." Frieza said "Yah, me too!" Vegeta replied. "Well if there having OJ then I'm having
OJ!". Goku, Vegeta and Freiza all proceed to get a glass of good ol' OJ.
"Yup" said Goku.
"Yup" said Vegeta.
"Yep" said Frieza.
A fart sound suddenly rips through the air. "Alright who cut the cheese?" Goku said. They all look
at each other, then at Gohan, who is minding his own business and cutting a brick of cheese. He looks up from the
cheese and says "I was hungry alright?!?!". Goku, Vegeta and Frieza looks at each other, shrug, and go back to
drinking orange juice.
(One minute later)
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After several more jugs of orange juice, Goku and party are feeling extremly tipsy (drunk), and have started
singing: "Oh, Heidi Heidi Heidi Heidi Heidi Heidi HEI! Oh, Heidi Heidi Heidi Heidi Heidi Heidi HEI!". Gohan is just sitting
there, eating cheese.
Chi Chi however, is getting very annoyed by the drunk singing. Then she gets an evil idea. Snickering, she
starts pouring laxatives into one of the jugs of orange juice. She then takes a wheelbarrow full of orange juice to the
drunken group. "Boys! More orange juice!". Goku and party jump at the orange juice like dogs in a parking lot.
"Then Vegeta says "Goku, I'll bet you can't chug a whole jug of *hic* orange juice! *hic*". "Your on Vegeta!"
Goku then grabs the jug that Chi Chi had filled with laxatives, and chugs the whole thing in a matter of seconds. "Haha!
You owe me 50 bucks!" Goku said. "Your right. Here ya go!" Vegeta then opens the garage doors, run outside, and chases
a bunch of deer inside. Frieza starts laughing and says "Wow that's REAL original Vegeta *hic*!".
Goku suddnly feels his bowels shift violently. "Excuse me guys, i gotta hit the can." said Goku. Goku then teleports
into the washroom and shuts the door. Seconds later, a sound like a waterfall is radiating from the washroom. Another second
or two later, Goku arrives back in the garage completly sober "Okay I'm back!" he says as he arrives in the garage. What Goku
doesn't realize is that he has a piece of toilet paper stuck to his butt.
"Okay Vegeta, Frieza, let's get this show on the road! Hi-ya!" "Hi-ya!" "Hi-ya!" Vegeta, Goku, and Frieza say as the
dash at each other with their fists pulled back.
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Linkthesecond: And cut! Alright people that's all for today!
Goku: Thank God! I can finally scratch my ass!
Linkthesecond: Why would you do that? You seemed fine at the start.
Chi Chi: Hey has anyone seen my laxatives?
Goku: Oh God no!
Linkthesecond : I think I'll stop here before our readers get too grossed out. Goodbye for now!
Goku whiling clutching stomach: Don't forget to review!
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball Z or any of it's counterparts. Although I wish I did.
DBZ Commentator voice: Last time on Dragon Ball Z..
Linkthesecond: Ok! That's quite enough of that! I'll take over from here. *clears throat*Ladies
and gentlemen! Welcome to the second chapter of this exciting saga! In the last chapter, we watched as
Goku degraded himslef in front of (hopefully) millions of people on Fanfiction.Net. And now, on with the
fic! (Remember to read Chapter 1 first! If you have not then, well, you might not understand this)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Damn door deserved it....". "Alright alright! Dad! I get it!". "Well, as long as know it was the
right thing...", "Let's get down to business shall we?" Goku said enthusiastically
They had entered the garage, it was cold, damp, and, well, cold. "I love adventure." Goku said.
Right after he said that, Vegeta appeared in the garage. A few seconds later, a hole shaped like
Vegeta appeared in the wall. "Kakarot!" Vegeta yelled "Don't screw that lightbulb in!". Goku starts wond-
ring why in the hell Vegeta barged into the garage on such short notice.
"Vegeta, shouldn't you be "training" somewhere?" Goku said mockingly.
"You know, there's a funny story to that you see...Hey wait a minute! I came here for a reason!"
Vegeta replied "I came, for your lightbulb!". Goku and Gohan look at each other, then fall down laughing.
"Y-you mean to tell me," Goku said while trying to control his laughter "That you came here for
this LIGHTbulb? That's the stupuidest thing I've ever heard!". "Stupid it may be," Vegeta replied "But when
Bulma says to do something, you do it!".
Goku and Gohan then stop laughing. "Wait, Bulma wants this lightbulb? But wh-" Goku is cut off
by Frieza appearing in front of him. A second later, a Frieza-shaped hole appears in the wall. "Grrr, why can't
you guys use doors like normal people?!?!" Goku says in frustration.
"Well technically, we're not normal people, we're aliens that invaded Earth, and you blew up the door."
Frieza says to his stunned audience. "Anyway, Goku, I came here for your lightbulb". "Wha-? Why does everyone
want this lightbulb all of a sudden?" Goku says in wonder. "My wife told me to get it for her." Frieza said.
"And she wants it because...?" "Because that lightbulb is one of a kind Goku, didn't you know that?" Frieza
said mockingly.
"No, but I want to know what the all fuss is about!" Goku said indignantly.
"Well it goes a little like this....." Frieza began.
(Flashback)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My wife was shopping for a lightbulb to replace the one that had broken in our garage, when
suddenly,she came across a lightbulb that was glowing with power...
(Interruption)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"I TOLD Chi Chi the lightbulb was filled with awesome power!" Goku said. "Quiet Goku!" Frieza
says as he punches Goku "I'm not finished!"
(Back to the flashback)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She thought it was perfect for the garage, so she took it. Out of nowhere, another hand grabs the
lightbulb, "Hey keep your hands off my lightbulb!" Frieza's wife said angrily. "Screw you alien! This is MY
lightbulb!" the other woman answers. "Both of you get away! This lightbulb is perfect for my garage!" said
another woman who had just shown up.
"My lightbulb!" Frieza's wife said as she went to grab it.
"No mine!" Bulma said as she went to grab it.
"Yoink!" Chi Chi says as she pulls up the lightbulb and runs like hell in the other direction, yelling
"Neener neener neener! MY lightbulb!"
(Back in the garage)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Wow so THAT's what happened." Goku said in amazement "So why are you here then?"
"I'm here to claim back the lightbulb that was stolen from my wife!" Frieza said proudly
Vegeta replied with "Yah, what he said!"
"Hi-yaa!" both Frieza and Vegeta yell as they charge at Goku and Gohan.
Then Chi Chi's head appears in the doorway and says "Goku! Would you and your friends like some
orange juice?" "Chi Chi! We're about to begin an epic battle for the universe!" Goku whined.
Frieza and Vegeta freeze when they see Ci Chi holding the orange juice. "You know, I could really go
for some OJ right about now." Frieza said "Yah, me too!" Vegeta replied. "Well if there having OJ then I'm having
OJ!". Goku, Vegeta and Freiza all proceed to get a glass of good ol' OJ.
"Yup" said Goku.
"Yup" said Vegeta.
"Yep" said Frieza.
A fart sound suddenly rips through the air. "Alright who cut the cheese?" Goku said. They all look
at each other, then at Gohan, who is minding his own business and cutting a brick of cheese. He looks up from the
cheese and says "I was hungry alright?!?!". Goku, Vegeta and Frieza looks at each other, shrug, and go back to
drinking orange juice.
(One minute later)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
After several more jugs of orange juice, Goku and party are feeling extremly tipsy (drunk), and have started
singing: "Oh, Heidi Heidi Heidi Heidi Heidi Heidi HEI! Oh, Heidi Heidi Heidi Heidi Heidi Heidi HEI!". Gohan is just sitting
there, eating cheese.
Chi Chi however, is getting very annoyed by the drunk singing. Then she gets an evil idea. Snickering, she
starts pouring laxatives into one of the jugs of orange juice. She then takes a wheelbarrow full of orange juice to the
drunken group. "Boys! More orange juice!". Goku and party jump at the orange juice like dogs in a parking lot.
"Then Vegeta says "Goku, I'll bet you can't chug a whole jug of *hic* orange juice! *hic*". "Your on Vegeta!"
Goku then grabs the jug that Chi Chi had filled with laxatives, and chugs the whole thing in a matter of seconds. "Haha!
You owe me 50 bucks!" Goku said. "Your right. Here ya go!" Vegeta then opens the garage doors, run outside, and chases
a bunch of deer inside. Frieza starts laughing and says "Wow that's REAL original Vegeta *hic*!".
Goku suddnly feels his bowels shift violently. "Excuse me guys, i gotta hit the can." said Goku. Goku then teleports
into the washroom and shuts the door. Seconds later, a sound like a waterfall is radiating from the washroom. Another second
or two later, Goku arrives back in the garage completly sober "Okay I'm back!" he says as he arrives in the garage. What Goku
doesn't realize is that he has a piece of toilet paper stuck to his butt.
"Okay Vegeta, Frieza, let's get this show on the road! Hi-ya!" "Hi-ya!" "Hi-ya!" Vegeta, Goku, and Frieza say as the
dash at each other with their fists pulled back.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Linkthesecond: And cut! Alright people that's all for today!
Goku: Thank God! I can finally scratch my ass!
Linkthesecond: Why would you do that? You seemed fine at the start.
Chi Chi: Hey has anyone seen my laxatives?
Goku: Oh God no!
Linkthesecond : I think I'll stop here before our readers get too grossed out. Goodbye for now!
Goku whiling clutching stomach: Don't forget to review!