I'm sorry that I didn't update sooner. I am incredibly lazy and I often
forget what I was going to do.
Disclaimer: I don't know Hiei, Kurama, and the human race (if I did, there wouldn't be one anymore)
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I can't think of a topic. Give me a second.
One Second Later..
Hold on
Another Second Later..
Wait a little longer!
One and a half Seconds Later..
Gee, that's really long.
Five Years Later..
Hold on!
1/3 Of a Second Later....
I got it!
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Hiei: Being human makes you weak and pathetic
Kurama: That's not true, humans- wait; didn't you talk about this before?
Hiei: I don't know and quiet frankly, I don't care
Kurama: You need to care about more things, Hiei.
Hiei: Why should I care about this?
Kurama: Well, .. good point.
(Ok, they're getting off the topic; let me start again)
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Hiei: Being human makes you weak and pathetic
Kurama: That's not true Hiei and you know it.
Hiei: How are ningens not pathetic?
Kurama: How are they pathetic?
Hiei: Stop doing that
Kurama: Doing what?
Hiei: You know something kistune, you're even more pathetic than a ningen or a low life youkai can ever be.
Kurama: And why is that?
Hiei: A youkai would never stoop so low to actually living in Ningenkai if they're not a spy; especially "The Great Youko Kurama"
Kurama: Hiei, I can do whatever I want. You cannot judge what I choose to do and I will not let you. I suggest you stop mocking me Hiei or else you'll pay (somebody's angry)
Hiei: Hn, what are you going to do; call the pollees?
Kurama: No, I'm not going to do that and don't you mean the police?
Hiei: Hn, I don't care, it doesn't change a thing.
Kurama: *chuckle* Whatever you say
Hiei: Don't mock me!
Kurama: *smiling innocently* Whatever do you mean?
Hiei: Don't play dumb, you know exactly what I mean.
Kurama: Whatever you say. Now let's get back to the topic
Hiei: Hn, as I was saying, ningens are pathetic
Kurama: Yes, I can see that but how are they pathetic?
Hiei: They just are
Kurama: Oh yes, that's a great definition, I could have never thought of that.
Hiei: Humans feel emotions
Kurama: So? I mean, don't you feel them too?
Hiei: I don't feel love or fear
Kurama: Hiei, you shouldn't lie
Hiei: What makes you think I'm lying?
Kurama: Well, what about Yukina; don't you love her?
Hiei: Hn
Kurama: And what about the fact that Yukina and Kuwabara might fall in love *stiffen laughter*; doesn't that scare you?
Hiei: Stop dragging Yukina into this, she has nothing to do with any of this; she's not a ningen! And how dare you suggest that Ni-chan (is Hiei the older one or is Yukina? And did I spell that right?) and that poor- excuse-for-a-living-creature (if this insults anyone, I apologize) might fall in love?
Kurama: It was just a thought
Hiei: Well, keep your thoughts to yourself
Conclusion to this chapter: I am a lazy bum whose personality changes incredibly fast.
Conclusion: Humans are pitiful and pathetic and I (Hiei) hate Kurama (he's only saying that. I bet deep down, he really cares for him.... ok, maybe not but hopefully you get the point)
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I am so sorry that this chapter is so messed up. I know that it doesn't include much details about why humans are pathetic but I'll do that another time... if I don't forget.
I am thinking about DISCONTINUING THIS STORY.
Reasons:
A) I have other stories to work on
B) I'm lazy
C) This story can never end
D) I have better things to do with my time (Ok, I turned hostile)
If you don't want me to discontinue this story (if you can call it one), please send me 5 REVIEWS
Though I have to admit, I like this fan fiction the best and it only takes me about 15 minutes to write this.
Disclaimer: I don't know Hiei, Kurama, and the human race (if I did, there wouldn't be one anymore)
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I can't think of a topic. Give me a second.
One Second Later..
Hold on
Another Second Later..
Wait a little longer!
One and a half Seconds Later..
Gee, that's really long.
Five Years Later..
Hold on!
1/3 Of a Second Later....
I got it!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hiei: Being human makes you weak and pathetic
Kurama: That's not true, humans- wait; didn't you talk about this before?
Hiei: I don't know and quiet frankly, I don't care
Kurama: You need to care about more things, Hiei.
Hiei: Why should I care about this?
Kurama: Well, .. good point.
(Ok, they're getting off the topic; let me start again)
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Hiei: Being human makes you weak and pathetic
Kurama: That's not true Hiei and you know it.
Hiei: How are ningens not pathetic?
Kurama: How are they pathetic?
Hiei: Stop doing that
Kurama: Doing what?
Hiei: You know something kistune, you're even more pathetic than a ningen or a low life youkai can ever be.
Kurama: And why is that?
Hiei: A youkai would never stoop so low to actually living in Ningenkai if they're not a spy; especially "The Great Youko Kurama"
Kurama: Hiei, I can do whatever I want. You cannot judge what I choose to do and I will not let you. I suggest you stop mocking me Hiei or else you'll pay (somebody's angry)
Hiei: Hn, what are you going to do; call the pollees?
Kurama: No, I'm not going to do that and don't you mean the police?
Hiei: Hn, I don't care, it doesn't change a thing.
Kurama: *chuckle* Whatever you say
Hiei: Don't mock me!
Kurama: *smiling innocently* Whatever do you mean?
Hiei: Don't play dumb, you know exactly what I mean.
Kurama: Whatever you say. Now let's get back to the topic
Hiei: Hn, as I was saying, ningens are pathetic
Kurama: Yes, I can see that but how are they pathetic?
Hiei: They just are
Kurama: Oh yes, that's a great definition, I could have never thought of that.
Hiei: Humans feel emotions
Kurama: So? I mean, don't you feel them too?
Hiei: I don't feel love or fear
Kurama: Hiei, you shouldn't lie
Hiei: What makes you think I'm lying?
Kurama: Well, what about Yukina; don't you love her?
Hiei: Hn
Kurama: And what about the fact that Yukina and Kuwabara might fall in love *stiffen laughter*; doesn't that scare you?
Hiei: Stop dragging Yukina into this, she has nothing to do with any of this; she's not a ningen! And how dare you suggest that Ni-chan (is Hiei the older one or is Yukina? And did I spell that right?) and that poor- excuse-for-a-living-creature (if this insults anyone, I apologize) might fall in love?
Kurama: It was just a thought
Hiei: Well, keep your thoughts to yourself
Conclusion to this chapter: I am a lazy bum whose personality changes incredibly fast.
Conclusion: Humans are pitiful and pathetic and I (Hiei) hate Kurama (he's only saying that. I bet deep down, he really cares for him.... ok, maybe not but hopefully you get the point)
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I am so sorry that this chapter is so messed up. I know that it doesn't include much details about why humans are pathetic but I'll do that another time... if I don't forget.
I am thinking about DISCONTINUING THIS STORY.
Reasons:
A) I have other stories to work on
B) I'm lazy
C) This story can never end
D) I have better things to do with my time (Ok, I turned hostile)
If you don't want me to discontinue this story (if you can call it one), please send me 5 REVIEWS
Though I have to admit, I like this fan fiction the best and it only takes me about 15 minutes to write this.