The Lightbulb of Power: Final Chapter
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball Z or any of it's counterparts. Although I wish I did.
Linkthesecond: Hello and welcome to the final chapter of this exciting saga! Since all of you must be
dying for the end of this, I will show you it. So here it is!
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Starting from where I left off, Goku, Vegeta, and Frieza have assumed the punching position where they
hold there arms back, about to strike.
Now they strike! *CRACK*
Vegeta steps back, after they all punch each other's fists, screaming "Ow! I broke a nail!" as he recedes
next to Gohan, who has given up on cheese and has started eating ham. "Looks like I'm out for this fight!" he says,
trying to be convincing.
Goku and Frieza could care less, as they continue to push against each other's fist.
(Five minutes later)
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*Gohan and Vegeta hit there palms with there fists twice* "Scissors!" *hit palms twice again* "Scissors!"
*hit palms twice again, this time Gohan chooses rock as Vegeta chooses scissors* "NOOOOO!" Vegeta wails, as the
realization of losing hits him. "Hey Vegeta" Gohan asks "Didn't you break a nail?". "Well err, yah, ummm, Hey look!
A fight!" Vegeta stammers.
Goku and Frieza are still deadlocked, trying to push the other guy over. "This is getting pretty boring Goku."
"I have an idea that will spruce up this epic battle" Goku said "Why don't you send a beam to blow up the Earth, and
I'll try and stop you!". "Not a bad idea, in fact, I like it!" Frieza says as he zooms into the sky.
When Freiza is 5000 feet up, he starts chanting, focusing all his energy into one beam.
While Frieza is charging up, Goku (instead of charging up his own beam) decides to do what he came into the
garage to do in the first place.
He reaches for the lightbulb.....
Freiza is getting close to finishing charging up.....
Goku picks up the lightbulb and starts walking toward the empty socket....
Frieza fires his beam!
PHOOOOWEOOOOWEOOOWEOOOWEOOOO! (That's what it sounds like to me)
Goku, who is completly startled, trys to protect himslef by holding the lightbulb where the beam is going.
*Sound of the beam being stopped*
Vegeta and Gohan from there rock-paper-scissors game and stare in awe at what is happening.
The lightbulb is stopping the beam!
Goku looks from under his arm and sees what is happening.
(Goku's thoughts)
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"Wow I'm more powerful than i ever imagined! I'm stopping Frieza's beam with my bare hand! Now I'll turn
it against him!"
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Goku starts focusing on sending mind energy through his hand, into Frieza's beam.
(Frieza's thoughts)
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"It must be that lightbulb! It's absorbing my beam! Well then, knowing that lunkhead, if I tell him one certain
thing, it will win me this battle!"
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"Hey Goku!" Frieza called out. Goku looks up at Frieza as he says "What do you want? I'm charging here!".
"Screw in the lightbulb!" Frieza yelled to Goku. "Oh, Okay!" Goku says as he pulls his hand away from the beam and
screws in the lightbulb. Of course in doing so, he let the beam hit Earth dead on.
As the Earth starts crumbling away, the lightbulb starts glowing. This glow stretchs all around Goku's house
and the ground underneath it. The Earth then explodes, sending Frieza into space, but because of his little *talent*, he
survives.
Goku, Vegeta and Gohan then look around them, and seeing that there still alive, Gohan yells out "Yeah! The
lightbulb saved us!" "Yeah, what he said!" Vegeta also says. "Good ole' lightbulb," Goku exclaims "Nothing beats it!"
He then pats the lightbulb, burning his hand in the process. "Ach! Stupid lightbulb!" Goku says as he proceeds to punch
the lightbulb.
Vegeta and Gohan yell out "No! Don't punch it!" but it is too late, Goku has succesfully punched the lightbulb,
shattering it.
The lightbulb's protective glow then wears off, and Goku, Gohan and Vegeta all plummet to there death, leaving
only Frieza alive.
Frieza then starts chanting "Aha! I am so smart, I am so smart, S- Ach!" he is then cut off by an asteroid hitting him.
Mortal Kombat commentator voice: Asteroid wins! ASTROLOGY!
THE END
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Linkthesecond: Well, that's the end of that. Time to reveal the punchline to the joke that started it all: One, but it
takes him 3 episodes! Hope you enjoyed my fic!
Frieza (as he's pushed away by the asteroid): Don't forget to revieeeeeeewwwwwww!
Disclaimer: I do not own Dragon Ball Z or any of it's counterparts. Although I wish I did.
Linkthesecond: Hello and welcome to the final chapter of this exciting saga! Since all of you must be
dying for the end of this, I will show you it. So here it is!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Starting from where I left off, Goku, Vegeta, and Frieza have assumed the punching position where they
hold there arms back, about to strike.
Now they strike! *CRACK*
Vegeta steps back, after they all punch each other's fists, screaming "Ow! I broke a nail!" as he recedes
next to Gohan, who has given up on cheese and has started eating ham. "Looks like I'm out for this fight!" he says,
trying to be convincing.
Goku and Frieza could care less, as they continue to push against each other's fist.
(Five minutes later)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*Gohan and Vegeta hit there palms with there fists twice* "Scissors!" *hit palms twice again* "Scissors!"
*hit palms twice again, this time Gohan chooses rock as Vegeta chooses scissors* "NOOOOO!" Vegeta wails, as the
realization of losing hits him. "Hey Vegeta" Gohan asks "Didn't you break a nail?". "Well err, yah, ummm, Hey look!
A fight!" Vegeta stammers.
Goku and Frieza are still deadlocked, trying to push the other guy over. "This is getting pretty boring Goku."
"I have an idea that will spruce up this epic battle" Goku said "Why don't you send a beam to blow up the Earth, and
I'll try and stop you!". "Not a bad idea, in fact, I like it!" Frieza says as he zooms into the sky.
When Freiza is 5000 feet up, he starts chanting, focusing all his energy into one beam.
While Frieza is charging up, Goku (instead of charging up his own beam) decides to do what he came into the
garage to do in the first place.
He reaches for the lightbulb.....
Freiza is getting close to finishing charging up.....
Goku picks up the lightbulb and starts walking toward the empty socket....
Frieza fires his beam!
PHOOOOWEOOOOWEOOOWEOOOWEOOOO! (That's what it sounds like to me)
Goku, who is completly startled, trys to protect himslef by holding the lightbulb where the beam is going.
*Sound of the beam being stopped*
Vegeta and Gohan from there rock-paper-scissors game and stare in awe at what is happening.
The lightbulb is stopping the beam!
Goku looks from under his arm and sees what is happening.
(Goku's thoughts)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Wow I'm more powerful than i ever imagined! I'm stopping Frieza's beam with my bare hand! Now I'll turn
it against him!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Goku starts focusing on sending mind energy through his hand, into Frieza's beam.
(Frieza's thoughts)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"It must be that lightbulb! It's absorbing my beam! Well then, knowing that lunkhead, if I tell him one certain
thing, it will win me this battle!"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Hey Goku!" Frieza called out. Goku looks up at Frieza as he says "What do you want? I'm charging here!".
"Screw in the lightbulb!" Frieza yelled to Goku. "Oh, Okay!" Goku says as he pulls his hand away from the beam and
screws in the lightbulb. Of course in doing so, he let the beam hit Earth dead on.
As the Earth starts crumbling away, the lightbulb starts glowing. This glow stretchs all around Goku's house
and the ground underneath it. The Earth then explodes, sending Frieza into space, but because of his little *talent*, he
survives.
Goku, Vegeta and Gohan then look around them, and seeing that there still alive, Gohan yells out "Yeah! The
lightbulb saved us!" "Yeah, what he said!" Vegeta also says. "Good ole' lightbulb," Goku exclaims "Nothing beats it!"
He then pats the lightbulb, burning his hand in the process. "Ach! Stupid lightbulb!" Goku says as he proceeds to punch
the lightbulb.
Vegeta and Gohan yell out "No! Don't punch it!" but it is too late, Goku has succesfully punched the lightbulb,
shattering it.
The lightbulb's protective glow then wears off, and Goku, Gohan and Vegeta all plummet to there death, leaving
only Frieza alive.
Frieza then starts chanting "Aha! I am so smart, I am so smart, S- Ach!" he is then cut off by an asteroid hitting him.
Mortal Kombat commentator voice: Asteroid wins! ASTROLOGY!
THE END
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Linkthesecond: Well, that's the end of that. Time to reveal the punchline to the joke that started it all: One, but it
takes him 3 episodes! Hope you enjoyed my fic!
Frieza (as he's pushed away by the asteroid): Don't forget to revieeeeeeewwwwwww!