Disclaimer (cont.): I don't own CNN or Larry King Live or SSBM. Then I
would be VERY rich. Very very rich. And I'm not. Definitely not.
So... Chapter 1! This is the first time I'm doing a fic in script mode!! (dramatic music) Isn't it amazing?!?
Anyways... I'll just let you read the fic.
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Director Dude (DD) : Larry, you're on in 30 seconds.
DD: 20...10...5...4...3...2...1...action.
Larry King: (smiles) Hi, I'm Larry King, and you're watching Larry King Live! For the next 6 days, we will be interviewing the characters of the Nintendo game Super Smash Brothers Melee. We will interview them 4 at a time. Today in the house is: Pikachu! Ganondorf! Mewtwo! Aaaaand Yoshi!
Ganondorf, Mewtwo, Yoshi: Hello. (Pikachu: Pika!)
Larry King: Today, we will talk to them about what it means to them to be a 'smasher', as they call themselves, how they all get along, and we'll even hear some personal info about our smashers here today!
Ganondorf: We're real! Not just digital! And I am Ganondorf, the most powerful sorceror of all time! I can -
Larry King: Yes, we shall hear about personal life later, sir. But first, let's talk about what it means to be a smasher. Pikachu, what do you think?
Pikachu: Pikachu pika pika pi, chu pika pi pika chu pi!
Larry King: Ummm. why didn't anyone tell me he couldn't talk English?
Yoshi: We thought you'd take it as a given.
Larry King: A GIVEN!!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT AS A GIVEN THAT A TINY, YELLOW RODENT CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!
Smashers: o_O
Pikachu: PIKA!!! (shocks Larry King)
Larry King: OW!!! What the... OW!!!! (is shocked again by Pikachu) Can't anyone translate for him?!?!
Ganondorf, Yoshi: (look pointedly at Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: (sweat drop) Uhhhh... not me!!!!
Yoshi: (rolls eyes)
Larry King: Okay, I guess Mewtwo can!!!!
Mewtwo: Na uh.
Larry King: What?!?!
Mewtwo: I am NOT translating just because you can't understand him!!!
Larry King: Why?
Mewtwo: Because you are all stupid, stupid mortals!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Larry King: o_O Well okay then!!! Fangirls...?
Fangirls: (appear out of nowhere) MEWTWO!!!!!!! (start hugging him)
Mewtwo: OKAY, OKAY, I'LL TRANSLATE!!!! JUST GET - THEM - OFF ME!!!!!
Larry King: Knew it would work.
Mewtwo: No you didn't.
Larry King: Huh????
Mewtwo: You didn't make up the idea! The workers from Nintendo warned you that I didn't care what you stupid mortals wanted and they suggested fangirls!
Larry King: (splutters) How did you know?!?!
Smashers: (sigh) He's psychic, you dummy.
Larry King: Oh... I didn't know that.
Mewtwo: (floats to the camera and grabs it) For once and for all, I want it to be clearly understood that I can teleport, I am psychic, I can read minds, I can fly, I can translate anything, and I can do anything without using my hands except typing.
Everyone around the world: I didn't know that!!!!!
Mewtwo: (slaps forehead and leaves the stage)
Larry King: No!!! You can't leave!!!!
Mewtwo: And why not?!?
Pikachu: pika chu chu pi pika!!!!
Larry King: Wait!!! You can't translate for Pikachu if you leave!!
Mewtwo: Exactly. (disappears)
Larry King: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu: PIKA!!!!!!!! (shocks Larry King)
Larry King: (is on the floor) I hate this.
Ganondorf: Now that Larry is on the floor out cold -
Larry King: I am not out cold!!!
Ganondorf: - I can explain about my life!
Yoshi: (groans)
Ganondorf: I am Ganondorf, the most powerful sorcerer of all time!!!! I cannot be beaten!!!!
Yoshi: Well then, how come Link could beat you?
Ganondorf: LINK IS NOT HUMAN!!!!
Yoshi: Um... ok...
Ganondorf: That brat, that snob, that evil thing with pointy ears and a dress!!!!
Link: (randomly shows up) What was that, Ganondorf?
(Ganondorf shivered in fear. The face of Link looked angry, and Ganondorf seriously didn't want to mess with him.)
Ganondorf: Um, nothing, L - L - L - Link. I was just saying what a great and awesome guy you were!!!!
Yoshi: No he didn't, he called you a brat, a snob, and an evil thing with pointy ears and a dress!!!!
Ganondorf: Of course I didn't!!!!
Link: Riiiiiight. Ganondorf, I've beaten you countless times before, and I'll beat you again!!!!
Ganondorf: * stands up, drawing out his sword * Fine, you stupid elf.
Link: THAT'S A HYLIAN TO YOU!!!!!!
(The two got in front of the table and started to fight.)
RND (Random Narrator Dude): The two stood up, eyes locked. They looked at each other as they drew their swords from their scabbards. "Prepare to die!" Ganondorf screamed. They lunged at each other, and started clashing swords. Link tripped Ganondorf and stepped on top of him. The wind blew through his hair as he stood dramatically over the evil sorcerer. But then, Ganondorf threw him from his back, plunged his sword into -
Link: Hey!!! (bashes RND on the head)
BS007: (appears in a puff of green smoke) Hey! I just hired that guy!!!
Link: So?
BS007: So I am the author! I can send you to a place where Kaepora Gaebora will lecture you for hours and hours!!
Link: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (disappears)
BS007: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! (vanishes)
Ganondorf: Ow...
Yoshi: Did you really throw Link from your back and all that?
Ganondorf: I wish.
Pikachu: Chu pika pika pi chu chu!
Yoshi: What?
Pikachu: Chu pika pika pi chu chu!!
Yoshi: If only I knew what he was saying...
Pikachu: (insistently) CHU PIKA PIKA PI CHU CHU!!!!
Larry King: (from the floor) What the heck is that thing saying?
Pikachu: Pika pi chu pika!! PIKA!!! (shocks Larry King)
Larry King: I wish he'd stop that.
Ganondorf: Only wishful thinking, Larry...
Pikachu: PIKA!!!! (shocks Larry King)
Larry King: NO! STOP IT!!! (grabs a needle) If you don't stop electrocuting me then I'll throw this at you!!!!
Yoshi: (dully) Wow. A needle. How excitingly dangerous. Pikachu must be really scared.
Larry King: (hysterical) HE SHOULD BE!! I CAN PLUNGE THIS RIGHT INTO HIS WHOLE BALLOON OF A BODY!!!
Pikachu: PIKA!!!!! (shocks Larry again)
DD: (rushes nervously to the screen) And I think that's all the time for now!!! We'll see you next time on Larry King, when we interview three new smashers, along with two sages!! Good night.
Ganondorf: Very well done, Director.
DD: T - t - thanks, Ganondorf!
Ganondorf: (whispering) How about me and you do a little plotting, eh? Maybe...
(Scene closes on Ganondorf whispering to DD, Yoshi munching on some fries, and Larry King still being shocked by Pikachu.)
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So, how did you like it? Good, bad, horrible? I think I'm getting better on the shortness of my chapters. Poor, poor, poor Larry! Not. So, um, anyways, REVIEW!! Tell me how I'm doing!!! I really need to know!!!! Give me some ideas!! Some inspiration!!! PLEASE!!!!
So... Chapter 1! This is the first time I'm doing a fic in script mode!! (dramatic music) Isn't it amazing?!?
Anyways... I'll just let you read the fic.
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Director Dude (DD) : Larry, you're on in 30 seconds.
DD: 20...10...5...4...3...2...1...action.
Larry King: (smiles) Hi, I'm Larry King, and you're watching Larry King Live! For the next 6 days, we will be interviewing the characters of the Nintendo game Super Smash Brothers Melee. We will interview them 4 at a time. Today in the house is: Pikachu! Ganondorf! Mewtwo! Aaaaand Yoshi!
Ganondorf, Mewtwo, Yoshi: Hello. (Pikachu: Pika!)
Larry King: Today, we will talk to them about what it means to them to be a 'smasher', as they call themselves, how they all get along, and we'll even hear some personal info about our smashers here today!
Ganondorf: We're real! Not just digital! And I am Ganondorf, the most powerful sorceror of all time! I can -
Larry King: Yes, we shall hear about personal life later, sir. But first, let's talk about what it means to be a smasher. Pikachu, what do you think?
Pikachu: Pikachu pika pika pi, chu pika pi pika chu pi!
Larry King: Ummm. why didn't anyone tell me he couldn't talk English?
Yoshi: We thought you'd take it as a given.
Larry King: A GIVEN!!!! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TAKE IT AS A GIVEN THAT A TINY, YELLOW RODENT CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH!!!!!
Smashers: o_O
Pikachu: PIKA!!! (shocks Larry King)
Larry King: OW!!! What the... OW!!!! (is shocked again by Pikachu) Can't anyone translate for him?!?!
Ganondorf, Yoshi: (look pointedly at Mewtwo)
Mewtwo: (sweat drop) Uhhhh... not me!!!!
Yoshi: (rolls eyes)
Larry King: Okay, I guess Mewtwo can!!!!
Mewtwo: Na uh.
Larry King: What?!?!
Mewtwo: I am NOT translating just because you can't understand him!!!
Larry King: Why?
Mewtwo: Because you are all stupid, stupid mortals!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Larry King: o_O Well okay then!!! Fangirls...?
Fangirls: (appear out of nowhere) MEWTWO!!!!!!! (start hugging him)
Mewtwo: OKAY, OKAY, I'LL TRANSLATE!!!! JUST GET - THEM - OFF ME!!!!!
Larry King: Knew it would work.
Mewtwo: No you didn't.
Larry King: Huh????
Mewtwo: You didn't make up the idea! The workers from Nintendo warned you that I didn't care what you stupid mortals wanted and they suggested fangirls!
Larry King: (splutters) How did you know?!?!
Smashers: (sigh) He's psychic, you dummy.
Larry King: Oh... I didn't know that.
Mewtwo: (floats to the camera and grabs it) For once and for all, I want it to be clearly understood that I can teleport, I am psychic, I can read minds, I can fly, I can translate anything, and I can do anything without using my hands except typing.
Everyone around the world: I didn't know that!!!!!
Mewtwo: (slaps forehead and leaves the stage)
Larry King: No!!! You can't leave!!!!
Mewtwo: And why not?!?
Pikachu: pika chu chu pi pika!!!!
Larry King: Wait!!! You can't translate for Pikachu if you leave!!
Mewtwo: Exactly. (disappears)
Larry King: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu: PIKA!!!!!!!! (shocks Larry King)
Larry King: (is on the floor) I hate this.
Ganondorf: Now that Larry is on the floor out cold -
Larry King: I am not out cold!!!
Ganondorf: - I can explain about my life!
Yoshi: (groans)
Ganondorf: I am Ganondorf, the most powerful sorcerer of all time!!!! I cannot be beaten!!!!
Yoshi: Well then, how come Link could beat you?
Ganondorf: LINK IS NOT HUMAN!!!!
Yoshi: Um... ok...
Ganondorf: That brat, that snob, that evil thing with pointy ears and a dress!!!!
Link: (randomly shows up) What was that, Ganondorf?
(Ganondorf shivered in fear. The face of Link looked angry, and Ganondorf seriously didn't want to mess with him.)
Ganondorf: Um, nothing, L - L - L - Link. I was just saying what a great and awesome guy you were!!!!
Yoshi: No he didn't, he called you a brat, a snob, and an evil thing with pointy ears and a dress!!!!
Ganondorf: Of course I didn't!!!!
Link: Riiiiiight. Ganondorf, I've beaten you countless times before, and I'll beat you again!!!!
Ganondorf: * stands up, drawing out his sword * Fine, you stupid elf.
Link: THAT'S A HYLIAN TO YOU!!!!!!
(The two got in front of the table and started to fight.)
RND (Random Narrator Dude): The two stood up, eyes locked. They looked at each other as they drew their swords from their scabbards. "Prepare to die!" Ganondorf screamed. They lunged at each other, and started clashing swords. Link tripped Ganondorf and stepped on top of him. The wind blew through his hair as he stood dramatically over the evil sorcerer. But then, Ganondorf threw him from his back, plunged his sword into -
Link: Hey!!! (bashes RND on the head)
BS007: (appears in a puff of green smoke) Hey! I just hired that guy!!!
Link: So?
BS007: So I am the author! I can send you to a place where Kaepora Gaebora will lecture you for hours and hours!!
Link: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! (disappears)
BS007: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! (vanishes)
Ganondorf: Ow...
Yoshi: Did you really throw Link from your back and all that?
Ganondorf: I wish.
Pikachu: Chu pika pika pi chu chu!
Yoshi: What?
Pikachu: Chu pika pika pi chu chu!!
Yoshi: If only I knew what he was saying...
Pikachu: (insistently) CHU PIKA PIKA PI CHU CHU!!!!
Larry King: (from the floor) What the heck is that thing saying?
Pikachu: Pika pi chu pika!! PIKA!!! (shocks Larry King)
Larry King: I wish he'd stop that.
Ganondorf: Only wishful thinking, Larry...
Pikachu: PIKA!!!! (shocks Larry King)
Larry King: NO! STOP IT!!! (grabs a needle) If you don't stop electrocuting me then I'll throw this at you!!!!
Yoshi: (dully) Wow. A needle. How excitingly dangerous. Pikachu must be really scared.
Larry King: (hysterical) HE SHOULD BE!! I CAN PLUNGE THIS RIGHT INTO HIS WHOLE BALLOON OF A BODY!!!
Pikachu: PIKA!!!!! (shocks Larry again)
DD: (rushes nervously to the screen) And I think that's all the time for now!!! We'll see you next time on Larry King, when we interview three new smashers, along with two sages!! Good night.
Ganondorf: Very well done, Director.
DD: T - t - thanks, Ganondorf!
Ganondorf: (whispering) How about me and you do a little plotting, eh? Maybe...
(Scene closes on Ganondorf whispering to DD, Yoshi munching on some fries, and Larry King still being shocked by Pikachu.)
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So, how did you like it? Good, bad, horrible? I think I'm getting better on the shortness of my chapters. Poor, poor, poor Larry! Not. So, um, anyways, REVIEW!! Tell me how I'm doing!!! I really need to know!!!! Give me some ideas!! Some inspiration!!! PLEASE!!!!