Disclaimer: I just HAVE to write this stupid disclaimer every time to
remind myself I don't own SSBM!! * starts crying *
Marth: *pats her on the shoulder* It's okay...
BS007: MARTH!! *glomps Marth*
Wow! I can't believe all you people wanted to be in it! I'm so glad! I've still got some spots open, though, so I'll be able to take more. I've already started writing Chapter 8, which is the one you'll all be in! D'ya think you can wait that long? ^_^
And now...
ON WITH THE FIC!!! (XD GS9!!!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(A/N: This is going to be a redo of the smashers in Episode 1, except I asked my friend Zephyr Analea, Mewtwo's Amore (known here as MM) to be in it as well. Not as a fangirl, as a wind sage. If you like my fics, you'll love hers!)
(Camera zooms in on Larry King, who has bandages on his face and arms)
Larry King: This thing is going to take a while to heal. *sends a look at Pikachu*
Pikachu: *blinks innocently* Pika?
DD: (coughs loudly)
Larry King: What did the thingie say?
Mewtwo: -_- He said, "Why?"
Larry King: What d'you mean, WHY? Good God!
Pikachu: *cocks head* Pika?
Larry King: You think you're so incredibly cute, but you're not!!
DD: *coughs louder*
Larry King: You're just a stupid, stupid Popy-thingy!
MM: It's Pokemon, you know.
Larry King: AND JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
MM: *sweatdrop* I'm MM, the wind sage you're interviewing.
Larry King: Oh yeah...
DD: *whispers* Larry, you're on!
MM/ Mewtwo/ Ganondorf/ Pikachu: *sweatdrop*
Larry King: I thought I was enjoying my job... I was! I really was! And then Nintendo said to interview these digital things... these things that aren't even REAL!!!
Ganondorf: *leaps up* We're real! Not just digital! And I am -
Mewtwo: *floats to G-dorf and strangles him*
Ganondorf: x_x Mommy? *collapses*
MM: Mewtwo, you are a -
Mewtwo: - savior. I know.
MM: ^_^
Larry King: And then of course, everyone liked the first interview!! The viewers, the producers, the whole world!! Do they enjoy seeing me tortured or something?!? They just HAD to issue a retake, and now I'm stuck again with these things that aren't even human!!!
Mewtwo/ Pikachu: -_-'
Ganondorf: I'm a Gerudo!
Mewtwo: The only male one in a hundred years... no wonder he's so stupid.
Ganondorf: HEY!!!
MM: I'm a human! I'm a wind sage!
DD: Larry, you're on!!
Larry King: I meant human as in normal!!
MM: I AM NORMAL!! I'M A NORMAL PERSON THAT CAN CONTROL THE WIND, GOT IT?!? DON'T MESS WITH ME, I CAN BLOW YOU TO ALPHA CENTURI!!!!
Ganondorf: Where's that?
Mewtwo: It's a star a long way away from here. About a hundred or so light years.
Ganondorf: Light years? A rainbow has birthdays?
Mewtwo: *strangles Ganondorf again*
Ganondorf: x_x Mommy? *collapses*
Pikachu: Pika pi, chu? (Déjà vu, huh?)
Mewtwo: Indeed.
Larry King: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN!!! YOU'RE - I DUNNO - A MUTANT!!!!
MM: WHY, YOU!!!
Mewtwo: MM, please calm down. Stupid as he may be, we need him for the show.
MM: *sigh* All right. Fine. But if he says one more bad thing about my powers, I'll blast him out of the Milky Way!
DD: LARRY, YOU'RE ON!!!
Larry King: *sits down in his chair and mutters* Lousy mutants.
MM: What was that?!?
Larry King: Uh... nothing?
DD/ Mewtwo/ Ganondorf: LARRY KING, YOU ARE ON!!!!
Larry King: I am? Oh... Hello, I'm Larry King, and you are watching Larry King Live!!
*show credits and music*
Larry King: Welcome. If you remember, we're still on our Smasher spree! Since you all loved (@_@) last time's smashers, we're bringing them back for another interview!! Meet... Mewtwo!!!
Mewtwo: -_-
Larry King: Ganondorf!!!
Ganondorf: We're real!! Not just -
MM: I thought Mewtwo strangled you?
Ganondorf: I am too STRONG to be strangled by such a weak puny cat like -
Mewtwo: *eyes glow red* What was that?
MM: Yeah!! Don't you dare diss Mewtwo!! *wind blows about*
Ganondorf: Erp...
Larry King: o_O Pikachu!!
Pikachu: Chu!
Larry King: Stupid, good-for-nothing, pretty boy -
DD: Uh, Larry?
Larry King: Right. Yoshi!!
Yoshi: *wakes up* Huh?
Larry King: What happened to you?
Yoshi: I was sleeping.
MM: Good choice...
Larry King: And a new person!! Not a smasher, but a wind sage, MM!!
MM: @_@
Larry King: Uh, what are we supposed to talk about?
*crickets chirp*
Larry King: Uh, uh...
Mewtwo: -_-
Larry King: Um...
Mewtwo: -_-
Larry King: Wait...
Mewtwo: WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A SMASHER OR SAGE!!!
Larry King: Oh.
MM: Thank you for including sage, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: *nods* You're welcome, MM. Also, what Nintendo world is like, what powers we have...
Larry King: How did you know?
MM/ Ganondorf/ Yoshi: -_-' He's psychic.
Larry King: Huh? How can an evil flying purple kitty be psychic?
Mewtwo: *eyes glow, then sends a Shadow Ball at the camera*
*screen goes black*
~Musical Interlude, in which Martha Stewart describes how to make pesto, a gang of Anti-Martha Stewart people attack her, and she hits them with a frying pan, continuing with her cooking~
(A/N: Just for reference, I don't like Martha Stewart much. GS9 suggested (because she likes Martha Stewart o_O) the whole thing, and I thought it was rather funny.)
*Larry King is crumpled on the floor, and DD, MM, and Mewtwo are arguing*
DD: Why'd you have to knock him out?
MM: He only started to swear at him after Mewtwo hit him with a Shadow Ball!!
DD: You knocked him out too!
MM: Yeah, after he called me a teenage mutant thingy that can blow things away!
DD: Oh.
MM: Hmmph.
DD: Uh... uh... *smiles nervously* Due to some - er - technical difficulties, the host of the show has been -
Mewtwo: - knocked out.
DD: Yes. So, welcome our new host, Mr. Rodriguez!!
MM: *eyes flare and turn red* WHO?!?
DD: *blinks* Mr. Rodriguez?
*Rodriguez walks in*
Rodriguez: Hel -
*ultra mega huge gust of wind blasts into him*
Rodriguez: x_x Ouch...
MM: YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! *controls a huge huge huge huge wind*
*roof breaks off*
Rodriguez: *sent to another planet*
MM: AND DON'T BACK, YOU #%^&*#$)(@!!!!!!!
DD: DO NOT SWEAR, MISS!!!
MM: *sends DD flying out of the door*
DD2: *appears out of nowhere* Miss, may I ask what that was about?
Yoshi: Hey, you look exactly like DD.
DD2: I'M HIS EVIL TWIN, BOB!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *coughs* Miss, what was that about?
MM: *takes out a gun*
DD2: O.O Is it better not to ask?
Pikachu: Pika?
MM: THAT -
*BAM*
MM: MAN -
*BAM*
MM: INSULTED -
*BAM*
MM: MY -
*BAM*
MM: PEOPLE!!!!!
*Wall MM has been shooting at is now completely disintegrated*
DD2: O.O How?
MM: HE SAID WE ARE THE THINGS THAT MAKE THIS WORLD A SHI - *beep* PLACE!!!
DD2: How did they know to censor that?
Ganondorf/ Yoshi: *point to Mewtwo* Him.
Mewtwo: ^_^
(A/N: People, it's true. Zephyr Analea, Mewtwo's Amore knows a guy that said we, as FF.net authors, are what make this world a *censored* place. If you would like to use him in a fic to bash, please contact MM, although I'm sure she'll support it entirely.)
MM: *steam coming out from her ears*
Pikachu: Good Good, he must be a pansy.
MM/ DD2/ Yoshi/ Ganondorf: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Pikachu: I said, 'Good God, he must be a pansy.'
MM: What the... Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: *sweatdrop*
Yoshi: You knew?!? And didn't tell us?!?
Mewtwo: *sweatdrop*
Ganondorf: Stop sweatdropping and say yes or no!!
Mewtwo: Erm... yes?
Pikachu: That's right, mates. I just had to follow the script, y'know?
MM: Wait!
*crickets chirp*
MM: You're Australian?
Mewtwo: *sweatdrop*
Pikachu: Right you are, mate, right you are.
Ganondorf: So the other Pokemon speak English too?
Mewtwo: *sweatdrop*
DD2: STOP SWEATDROPPING, FOR GOD'S SAKE! THE FREAKING AC IS ON!!!!
Mewtwo: It's fun to be annoying.
DD2: *sweatdrop*
Mewtwo: SEE, YOU JUST DID IT TOO!!!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Random Person: *runs in* STOP SWEATDROPPING! *runs out*
Mewtwo: It's fun to be annoying.
DD2: *sweatdrop*
Everyone: *anime fall*
Mewtwo: SEE, YOU JUST DID I -
MM: Déjà vu, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: -_-
Ganondorf: -_- I ASKED A SIMPLE QUESTION!!!
Pikachu: Oh, right. Yep, all the Pokemon can speak mate. Jigglypuff, or Jiggly-patra, as she likes to be called, is Egyptian.
(Scene cut to Jigglypuff dressed in Egyptian clothes in a palace)
Jigglypuff: *fanning herself* Get me a lemonade, will you, Rajhi?
Rajhi: Indeed, your Puffness. *rushes off*
(End scene cut)
Everyone: o_O
Pikachu: Pichu, o'course, is Australian like me. Psyduck is from New Zealand -
(Scene cut to Psyduck with a bunch of Aborigines)
Psyduck: Ee how ni pow wa chow...
Random Aborigine: The celebration has started, Psyduck.
Psyduck: Indeed, Mowgli.
*Psyduck and Aborigines dancing around a fire chanting*
(End scene cut)
Everyone: o_O
Pikachu: Charizard is from Hawaii -
(scene cut to Charizard doing the hula)
Charizard: Aloha, ohana!! (Hello, family!)
(End scene cut)
Everyone: o_O
Pikachu: Mew is an Eskimo -
(Scene cut to Mew in a parka building an igloo)
Mew: Hand me another block of ice.
Random Eskimo: Here. *gives Mew a block of ice*
(End scene cut)
Everyone: o_O
MM: WAIT!!!!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
MM: DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME CHARACTER EVER, THE SAMA, EVOLVED FROM AN ESKIMO?!?!?!?!?
Mewtwo: o.o Yes?
*pause*
MM: HOW SO INCREDIBLY COOL!!!!!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Random Person: STOP SWEATDROPPING, FOR SAKE'S SAKE!!!
Ganondorf: Where'd you come from?
Random Person: The non-existent roof.
Everyone: o_O
DD2: Wait a minute - sake?
Yoshi: I love sake!!
GS9: *runs in* Did someone say sake?!? W00T!!!
Everyone: o_O
Pikachu: Me too, mate! O'course, I like beer too...
MM: And I've got some homemade strawberry jam!! *holds up a jar*
Yoshi: LET'S EAT!!!
(Camera zooms out on everyone getting drunk off the sake and sugar-high off the strawberry jam)
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Aaaaaaaand... CUT!!! I particularly liked this one for some reason. I thought it was really funny. Wait... *reads the part with GS9 in it* I didn't write that!! GS9 wrote it in!! GS9!!!!!! *starts chasing GS9*
Smashers: o_O
^_^ Remember, I've still got limited interview spots open. Now, press the beloved button down there and REVIEW!!!!
Marth: *pats her on the shoulder* It's okay...
BS007: MARTH!! *glomps Marth*
Wow! I can't believe all you people wanted to be in it! I'm so glad! I've still got some spots open, though, so I'll be able to take more. I've already started writing Chapter 8, which is the one you'll all be in! D'ya think you can wait that long? ^_^
And now...
ON WITH THE FIC!!! (XD GS9!!!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(A/N: This is going to be a redo of the smashers in Episode 1, except I asked my friend Zephyr Analea, Mewtwo's Amore (known here as MM) to be in it as well. Not as a fangirl, as a wind sage. If you like my fics, you'll love hers!)
(Camera zooms in on Larry King, who has bandages on his face and arms)
Larry King: This thing is going to take a while to heal. *sends a look at Pikachu*
Pikachu: *blinks innocently* Pika?
DD: (coughs loudly)
Larry King: What did the thingie say?
Mewtwo: -_- He said, "Why?"
Larry King: What d'you mean, WHY? Good God!
Pikachu: *cocks head* Pika?
Larry King: You think you're so incredibly cute, but you're not!!
DD: *coughs louder*
Larry King: You're just a stupid, stupid Popy-thingy!
MM: It's Pokemon, you know.
Larry King: AND JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?
MM: *sweatdrop* I'm MM, the wind sage you're interviewing.
Larry King: Oh yeah...
DD: *whispers* Larry, you're on!
MM/ Mewtwo/ Ganondorf/ Pikachu: *sweatdrop*
Larry King: I thought I was enjoying my job... I was! I really was! And then Nintendo said to interview these digital things... these things that aren't even REAL!!!
Ganondorf: *leaps up* We're real! Not just digital! And I am -
Mewtwo: *floats to G-dorf and strangles him*
Ganondorf: x_x Mommy? *collapses*
MM: Mewtwo, you are a -
Mewtwo: - savior. I know.
MM: ^_^
Larry King: And then of course, everyone liked the first interview!! The viewers, the producers, the whole world!! Do they enjoy seeing me tortured or something?!? They just HAD to issue a retake, and now I'm stuck again with these things that aren't even human!!!
Mewtwo/ Pikachu: -_-'
Ganondorf: I'm a Gerudo!
Mewtwo: The only male one in a hundred years... no wonder he's so stupid.
Ganondorf: HEY!!!
MM: I'm a human! I'm a wind sage!
DD: Larry, you're on!!
Larry King: I meant human as in normal!!
MM: I AM NORMAL!! I'M A NORMAL PERSON THAT CAN CONTROL THE WIND, GOT IT?!? DON'T MESS WITH ME, I CAN BLOW YOU TO ALPHA CENTURI!!!!
Ganondorf: Where's that?
Mewtwo: It's a star a long way away from here. About a hundred or so light years.
Ganondorf: Light years? A rainbow has birthdays?
Mewtwo: *strangles Ganondorf again*
Ganondorf: x_x Mommy? *collapses*
Pikachu: Pika pi, chu? (Déjà vu, huh?)
Mewtwo: Indeed.
Larry King: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN!!! YOU'RE - I DUNNO - A MUTANT!!!!
MM: WHY, YOU!!!
Mewtwo: MM, please calm down. Stupid as he may be, we need him for the show.
MM: *sigh* All right. Fine. But if he says one more bad thing about my powers, I'll blast him out of the Milky Way!
DD: LARRY, YOU'RE ON!!!
Larry King: *sits down in his chair and mutters* Lousy mutants.
MM: What was that?!?
Larry King: Uh... nothing?
DD/ Mewtwo/ Ganondorf: LARRY KING, YOU ARE ON!!!!
Larry King: I am? Oh... Hello, I'm Larry King, and you are watching Larry King Live!!
*show credits and music*
Larry King: Welcome. If you remember, we're still on our Smasher spree! Since you all loved (@_@) last time's smashers, we're bringing them back for another interview!! Meet... Mewtwo!!!
Mewtwo: -_-
Larry King: Ganondorf!!!
Ganondorf: We're real!! Not just -
MM: I thought Mewtwo strangled you?
Ganondorf: I am too STRONG to be strangled by such a weak puny cat like -
Mewtwo: *eyes glow red* What was that?
MM: Yeah!! Don't you dare diss Mewtwo!! *wind blows about*
Ganondorf: Erp...
Larry King: o_O Pikachu!!
Pikachu: Chu!
Larry King: Stupid, good-for-nothing, pretty boy -
DD: Uh, Larry?
Larry King: Right. Yoshi!!
Yoshi: *wakes up* Huh?
Larry King: What happened to you?
Yoshi: I was sleeping.
MM: Good choice...
Larry King: And a new person!! Not a smasher, but a wind sage, MM!!
MM: @_@
Larry King: Uh, what are we supposed to talk about?
*crickets chirp*
Larry King: Uh, uh...
Mewtwo: -_-
Larry King: Um...
Mewtwo: -_-
Larry King: Wait...
Mewtwo: WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A SMASHER OR SAGE!!!
Larry King: Oh.
MM: Thank you for including sage, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: *nods* You're welcome, MM. Also, what Nintendo world is like, what powers we have...
Larry King: How did you know?
MM/ Ganondorf/ Yoshi: -_-' He's psychic.
Larry King: Huh? How can an evil flying purple kitty be psychic?
Mewtwo: *eyes glow, then sends a Shadow Ball at the camera*
*screen goes black*
~Musical Interlude, in which Martha Stewart describes how to make pesto, a gang of Anti-Martha Stewart people attack her, and she hits them with a frying pan, continuing with her cooking~
(A/N: Just for reference, I don't like Martha Stewart much. GS9 suggested (because she likes Martha Stewart o_O) the whole thing, and I thought it was rather funny.)
*Larry King is crumpled on the floor, and DD, MM, and Mewtwo are arguing*
DD: Why'd you have to knock him out?
MM: He only started to swear at him after Mewtwo hit him with a Shadow Ball!!
DD: You knocked him out too!
MM: Yeah, after he called me a teenage mutant thingy that can blow things away!
DD: Oh.
MM: Hmmph.
DD: Uh... uh... *smiles nervously* Due to some - er - technical difficulties, the host of the show has been -
Mewtwo: - knocked out.
DD: Yes. So, welcome our new host, Mr. Rodriguez!!
MM: *eyes flare and turn red* WHO?!?
DD: *blinks* Mr. Rodriguez?
*Rodriguez walks in*
Rodriguez: Hel -
*ultra mega huge gust of wind blasts into him*
Rodriguez: x_x Ouch...
MM: YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! *controls a huge huge huge huge wind*
*roof breaks off*
Rodriguez: *sent to another planet*
MM: AND DON'T BACK, YOU #%^&*#$)(@!!!!!!!
DD: DO NOT SWEAR, MISS!!!
MM: *sends DD flying out of the door*
DD2: *appears out of nowhere* Miss, may I ask what that was about?
Yoshi: Hey, you look exactly like DD.
DD2: I'M HIS EVIL TWIN, BOB!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! *coughs* Miss, what was that about?
MM: *takes out a gun*
DD2: O.O Is it better not to ask?
Pikachu: Pika?
MM: THAT -
*BAM*
MM: MAN -
*BAM*
MM: INSULTED -
*BAM*
MM: MY -
*BAM*
MM: PEOPLE!!!!!
*Wall MM has been shooting at is now completely disintegrated*
DD2: O.O How?
MM: HE SAID WE ARE THE THINGS THAT MAKE THIS WORLD A SHI - *beep* PLACE!!!
DD2: How did they know to censor that?
Ganondorf/ Yoshi: *point to Mewtwo* Him.
Mewtwo: ^_^
(A/N: People, it's true. Zephyr Analea, Mewtwo's Amore knows a guy that said we, as FF.net authors, are what make this world a *censored* place. If you would like to use him in a fic to bash, please contact MM, although I'm sure she'll support it entirely.)
MM: *steam coming out from her ears*
Pikachu: Good Good, he must be a pansy.
MM/ DD2/ Yoshi/ Ganondorf: WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Pikachu: I said, 'Good God, he must be a pansy.'
MM: What the... Mewtwo?
Mewtwo: *sweatdrop*
Yoshi: You knew?!? And didn't tell us?!?
Mewtwo: *sweatdrop*
Ganondorf: Stop sweatdropping and say yes or no!!
Mewtwo: Erm... yes?
Pikachu: That's right, mates. I just had to follow the script, y'know?
MM: Wait!
*crickets chirp*
MM: You're Australian?
Mewtwo: *sweatdrop*
Pikachu: Right you are, mate, right you are.
Ganondorf: So the other Pokemon speak English too?
Mewtwo: *sweatdrop*
DD2: STOP SWEATDROPPING, FOR GOD'S SAKE! THE FREAKING AC IS ON!!!!
Mewtwo: It's fun to be annoying.
DD2: *sweatdrop*
Mewtwo: SEE, YOU JUST DID IT TOO!!!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Random Person: *runs in* STOP SWEATDROPPING! *runs out*
Mewtwo: It's fun to be annoying.
DD2: *sweatdrop*
Everyone: *anime fall*
Mewtwo: SEE, YOU JUST DID I -
MM: Déjà vu, Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: -_-
Ganondorf: -_- I ASKED A SIMPLE QUESTION!!!
Pikachu: Oh, right. Yep, all the Pokemon can speak mate. Jigglypuff, or Jiggly-patra, as she likes to be called, is Egyptian.
(Scene cut to Jigglypuff dressed in Egyptian clothes in a palace)
Jigglypuff: *fanning herself* Get me a lemonade, will you, Rajhi?
Rajhi: Indeed, your Puffness. *rushes off*
(End scene cut)
Everyone: o_O
Pikachu: Pichu, o'course, is Australian like me. Psyduck is from New Zealand -
(Scene cut to Psyduck with a bunch of Aborigines)
Psyduck: Ee how ni pow wa chow...
Random Aborigine: The celebration has started, Psyduck.
Psyduck: Indeed, Mowgli.
*Psyduck and Aborigines dancing around a fire chanting*
(End scene cut)
Everyone: o_O
Pikachu: Charizard is from Hawaii -
(scene cut to Charizard doing the hula)
Charizard: Aloha, ohana!! (Hello, family!)
(End scene cut)
Everyone: o_O
Pikachu: Mew is an Eskimo -
(Scene cut to Mew in a parka building an igloo)
Mew: Hand me another block of ice.
Random Eskimo: Here. *gives Mew a block of ice*
(End scene cut)
Everyone: o_O
MM: WAIT!!!!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
MM: DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME CHARACTER EVER, THE SAMA, EVOLVED FROM AN ESKIMO?!?!?!?!?
Mewtwo: o.o Yes?
*pause*
MM: HOW SO INCREDIBLY COOL!!!!!
Everyone: *sweatdrop*
Random Person: STOP SWEATDROPPING, FOR SAKE'S SAKE!!!
Ganondorf: Where'd you come from?
Random Person: The non-existent roof.
Everyone: o_O
DD2: Wait a minute - sake?
Yoshi: I love sake!!
GS9: *runs in* Did someone say sake?!? W00T!!!
Everyone: o_O
Pikachu: Me too, mate! O'course, I like beer too...
MM: And I've got some homemade strawberry jam!! *holds up a jar*
Yoshi: LET'S EAT!!!
(Camera zooms out on everyone getting drunk off the sake and sugar-high off the strawberry jam)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Aaaaaaaand... CUT!!! I particularly liked this one for some reason. I thought it was really funny. Wait... *reads the part with GS9 in it* I didn't write that!! GS9 wrote it in!! GS9!!!!!! *starts chasing GS9*
Smashers: o_O
^_^ Remember, I've still got limited interview spots open. Now, press the beloved button down there and REVIEW!!!!